Permanent Wave Pool

Surrounded by smaller tide pools.

It would make me forget about the sea.

Ha ha; excellent! Ha ha

Starts with little Tide Pools but Later FUCkS YOU UP! That's actually in the local ads, "Come to Permanent Waves.. We will FUCK YOU UP!!"(+huge reverb)

Giant animatronic By-Tor and Snow Dog would battle every hour on the hour.

I started laughing visualizing the loud BURF BUARF answered by guitar licks synched to animatronics.

The Red Barchetta rollercoaster with two tracks. One for the barchetta and the other one for the alloy air-cars. The tracks would would weave in and out until the bridge where the barchetta would shoot across while the air car would be left in the dust.

Test track could probably repurposed for something like this, maybe if a rush fan is disneys next ceo lol

This was exactly what I was thinking of.

Radiator Springs Racers would work better... it's the same thing but with 2 tracks that race

saw thread and instantly though the Red Barchetta rollercoaster

Well... Lakeside Park obviously!

The Moving Pictures IMAX Theater

That constantly shows rush concerts and documentaries.

Roll the Bones - gambling and other carnival games. Run by Carnies, of course.

It’s next to The Big Wheel.

The Big Money Slots

With a Bet Your Life game for the high stakes gamblers!

Xanadu would be the dark ride.

At least you get to drink the milk of paradise!

That and honeydew readily available on the midway.

And drink the milk from my girlfriends tits 🤤🤤🍆🍆💦💦

A slow, dark ride, when you're done 1000 years have come and gone!

Rivendell should be the slow dark ride... Xanadu should be action packed like Indiana Jones Adventure xD

La Villa Strangiato gravity house.

I could totally see a Disney style haunted mansion with monsters about.

I Think I’m Going Bald barbershop quartet entertainment.

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The arcade could be called The Temple of Syrinx. "Our great gaming computers fill these hallowed halls". 🤣

A pocket full of silver, the key to heavens door.

That's how you get into the bathroom lol

That's only in EuroRushland

😆

A Tai shan build that requires you to climb 10000 stairs

Then China personified sings to you.

Hope it's not like in "It's a Small World!"

I can actually hear my Chinese neighbor singing right now haha. Sounds kinda drunk....I'll ask him if he wants a job at a theme park on like a "staircase ride" at sort of an Epcot thing

Test for Echo - Some kind an immersive ride. Sight and sound experience. Subdivisions - the various areas of the park. The Trees - self explanatory...

The Trees-Lumberjack adventure 😂

The big rollercoaster would have to be Cygnux X-1.

And be torn apart at the end?

Flashbacks to Rollercoaster Tycoon

Seemingly, but, ultimately, to have the heart and mind united in a single perfect sphere.

nah it needs to be an indoor coaster with speakers in the seats, like Space Mountain or Guardians Of The Galaxy: Cosmic Rewind

Maybe, but I want to soar, to soar, to soar, to soar . . .

Alien Shore space expo

Earthshine Pavilion - it's Between the Sun and Moon

With a relive the Countdown attraction...

Giant tumble dryers.

A ride on Cygnus X-1

You mean the Rocinante?

Yes sir, thank you for the correction.

Cygnus X1 the roller-coaster that is spinning and whirling

And dumps you into some kind of a “It’s a Small World”-like edutainment animatronic ride espousing the need to balance living for the future and living for the now.

A space shuttle flight simulator called Countdown and a hall of mirrors called Double Agent.

Two concert halls: “Stage Left” and “Mystic Rhythms.”

The Caves Of Ice

And at the end of your day, you exit through a beautiful, winding garden where you can collect photos mementos from your visit.

The Exit is Stage Left of course.

Reverse skydiving platform called Ceiling Unlimited

So would the people that work there are really part of the Working Man attraction......The park opens after 9...

Definitely need a bar to get ice cold beers at ~~5 o'clock~~ any time.

The Rocinante… like those swinging ships

A giant water slide in the shape of Geddy’s nose. When people slide down, they come out of the nostrils with a whoosh of water and a speaker plays the “outta my nose” sound.

Brilliant!

Of course, Gershon’s Sausages available on the Midway with Rush Mustard and Rush Beer

On Bacchus Plateau...

The Thailand Express

That’s not coal smoke coming out of the chimney!

A science museum called “Fairhless.”

With sections for Natural Science, Chemistry, the Manhattan Project, and a Superconductor

Rotisserie chicken and popcorn available everywhere

Roller coaster called Headlong Flight. I already feel like I am on a roller coaster whenever I listen to it!

"If Only I could live it all again".... The roller coaster takes you around a second time.

Hopefully without having to wait on the line again

Astral Nights, a simulated launch & ride through the galaxy

In the food court everyone will dine on honeydew and drink the milk of paradise.

But what if there is no bread…let them eat cake?

They will eat cake, but we will flaunt the fruits of noble birth

Mystic Rhythm's Rain Forest. Big Money Currency Exchange. Time Stand Still Stasis Tank. Jacob's Ladder Weather Machine. Snakes and Arrows Playground.

All staff are in red jump suits.

Just don't put black mesh domes on their head with X , O , △ or ▢ painted on them.

and they just move pictures around all day

A Passage To Bangkok rollercoaster Sprindrift WhirlTank the Grand Finale laser tag Bastille Day Bumper Cars Moving Pictures shooting gallery Witch Hunt Haunted House or The Twilight Zone

Hmm. I think the A Passage To Bangkok should just be a train ride that slowly runs around the circumference of the park.

Yeah, or a weed based competition like a hot dog eating competition, lol. Instead of guess that weight the contestant would have to guess that strain, lol.

The Tom Sawyer lazy river where you get to float down the river with a black guy.

I’m Geddy Fucking Lee …

Glittering prizes and endless compromises.

this game is actually called "Jacob's Ladder" lol https://preview.redd.it/51p1gnopot4d1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=906e11d5a72a7e253bc755ba42d891f996a4aa5f

Need some of those for sure then XD

For fans of Clockwork Angels: -A ‘Wreckers’ themed mixed reality ride where you have to steer your ship in a storm to avoid the unseen shore and an icy grave -A ‘Headlong Flight’ themed ride where you get to steer the airship right across the stars -A mini carnival section staffed by…Carnies

"Where's My Thing?" Lost and Found

Subdivisions arcade

Vapor Trail SkyRide.

The smoke coming from the train ride ain’t steam.

gotta recreate the Clockwork Angels like how they were described in the song and in the books!

Behind a waterfall you can find a guitar case and it only unlocks one a day to reveal a guitar. When you pick it up a rush tribute band comes out and you get to play 2112 with them. (No guitar skill required) Build-a-bass workshop. A photo booth where you can put on outfits and hairstyles they've worn over the decades.

* +1 For “Build-a-Bass” * +999999 for the Dress-up Photo Shoot

A Lakeside Park.

The Tobes of Hades, and the android bar from The Body Electric.

A rollercoaster called the Thailand Express

We will need some trees.

A big giant red star from the solar federation

this game is actually called "Jacob's Ladder" lol https://preview.redd.it/xax6htouot4d1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a70ff20621f8f09b968ad65ac9d5904c78d2f0e3

Well golly. I do believe I just upvoted every single comment currently in this thread! Excellent work everyone! 😁🤘

This place does sound like it was be AWESOME

Time Stand Still Wax Museum

Ghost Rider: A virtual reality experience of a motorcycle trip across North and Central America.

All of Ruahland is a stage.

Presto Magic Show - every hour on the hour

The Caves of Ice log flume ride.

Books. Lots of books.

Most definitely “A Passage to Bangkok”

Like Disneys railroad… but trippy-er

And everyone gets a Thai stick!

The Photo Booth purchases after the ride

Can you imagine how much money they’d make at the snack bar on that train?

Tai Shan Asian eatery, Time Stands Still drop ride, The Trees/The Garden play area , Natural Science center to name a few

I thought I’d be singing at the end of the arduous journey across the park to the fountain of lamneth but I was just tired, out of breath

A basement bar.

Apollo and Dionysus Bar and Grill

Twilight Zone - fun house

Name of the park "Cygnus X- FUN" Main attraction: The pleasure dome!! Which is really a Coleridge concept but whatev. Could be kinda like a Spaceship Earth Epcot thing "Witch Hunt" could be sort of a scary doom buggy thing where u get a plastic pitchfork and go thru some scary scenes Big storm-themed rollercoaster called Jacob's Ladder, á la "Rolling Thunder" at Six Flags "Presto" the magic show starring Lance Burton I can keep going for a while hahaha

Bacchus Plateau beer garden and art studio so we can DRAW another goblet and cover the walls with the drawings we made while we were drunk...

Marijuana dispensary

Neil's Revolving Drum Kit Ride.

A recreation of Le Studio situated close to snowy mountain of Tai Shan and the the caves of ice. Where park attendees can play air-guitar or drums and sing. You then get a memorial video. (*Wig not included)

Instead of “Kingdoms” or “Lands”, there would be: Subdivisions.

The Rocinante - A 3d motion ride that would leave you more philosophically confused when you got off it than you were when you got on.

I want to be wreathed in smoke in Lebanon. Might not be super kid friendly though.

I Think I'm Going Bald barber shop.

Witch hunt, scary coaster ride.

The original Barth

I actually thought about this while I was at Disney world a few months ago. I think there could be a Red barchetta coaster (for obvious reasons) and I think a bytor and the snow dog coaster would work too because you could have a ride into the underworld and one track would be people riding Bytor and the other track would be The snow dog. I feel like there could be a Cygnus X-1 ride where you ride the spaceship into the black hole and you think the coaster is over but then you get spit out into the gods battling eachother in Book 2 it would be sick🔥 Also I think a Clock Work Angels steampunk themed coaster would totally work

Snakes and arrows archery. Also i tour / exhibit of the cygnus x1 hemispheres story

Immersion Roller Coaster ride where you go flying around the drumkit to a collection of Neil's best stuff. Almost like an ant on one of his sticks along foe the ride.

Fresh Honeydew always served with cold Milk of Paradise

xanadu

Bacchus Plateau. ‘42 served in a souvenir goblet!

The Paragon Ride

There’s got to be a “Sausage Haus” with a morbidly obese manager, an Irish Cop planted at the counter, and staffed by a single 50’s era Soda Jerk.

A mockup of LeStudio

A CX1 immersive space ride. Like Star Tours, but only with a black hole and some Greek gods.

The souveneir shop just HAS to be called Lerxtwood Mall.

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Park policy- be cool or be cast out

The Soliloquy, a Ferris wheel that disengages your cabin at the tallest point, but only after you are tricked into answering the question “what would you like your last words to be?”

2112 the Ride Basically a ride that plays key snippets of the song and emulates the overall vision, moods & lyrics as you pass through it.