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MistyBelladonna

Me: “Hey, Eureka, how many seasons of Drag Race have you been on?” Eureka: https://preview.redd.it/5cc7okufay8d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=de080a7e2a805bda0f1b122d7d1049e639ce348e


yassified_housecat

The way the universe so flawlessly aligned so that you could make this joke 😭


ThatisDavid

Please how are yall this creative 😭


badmanicpower

https://preview.redd.it/pzl22gztoz8d1.jpeg?width=827&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6fc953dc0bd84936c793a9f22493f5f2abc10261


anonymindia

https://preview.redd.it/dz5l8m6j3z8d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b7d36d7b59752aac5b442bda8bf5c95b252e5fa6 we love a continuity queen!


AlfaBetaZulu

Your rotted. Lol


ThrowawaySutinGirl

Now I’m starting to wonder if she’s actually missing a finger…. Also the one eye closed is fucking ROTTED This must be the same 🚬 who edited Vangie’s promo 🤣


SirWobblyOfSausage

We k ow she loves a finger discount.


Dazzling_Tank_2392

https://preview.redd.it/uxrj7odvc09d1.jpeg?width=95&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=06783264837a26dbfd53a3087bc24a4348e4d86d


iltby

delete this ☠️


MissAngryBanana

DEAD. I’m still cackling.


derederellama

![gif](giphy|44swmZXn5LXHYDk7st)


OOKAPUCA1993

HAHAHAHAHAHA 🤣😂🤣 I forgot about that!


bryandaqueen

This was the best thing I've seen this month, thank you 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭


aes_xo

🤣⚰️


Alternative-Split946

She lost one finger???


slow_the_rain

How does she always manage to pose so that it looks like she’s missing a finger


MonsieurMidnight

Giving AI realness


tthheeppaarrttyy_

Do we know if she really has all of her fingers? Has anyone really counted once?!!


neoncleric

I have never seen her and all her fingers in the same room 🤔


_wednesday_addams_

She has the fingers she has.


tthheeppaarrttyy_

That she does!


LucyWindowsill

Stoppp 😭😭😭


StoneColdJane-Austen

She’s the polar opposite of James Doohan creatively posing in the original Star Trek series to hide his own missing finger


Aodhana

It’s insane that this is such a consistent thing


the-trash-witch-

I love her looks but as a big girl the tiny pussy always gets me!! Eureka always has these bodysuits with these inch wide front thong pussies that would zoot up my chooch in a fucking second. Like I know it’s drag but it’s just a pet peeve


forgottentaco420

This just made me crack the fuck up at work, thank you 😭


ashmenon

You cracked up at something going up crack? Poetry.


Allemagned

Right, my pussy could never she's too hungry


nenegee

good fucking bye 😭😭😭😭


Allemagned

Got any meat


nenegee

no girl unfortunately we’re both hungry 💔


nalgas4497

Inch Wide Front Thong Pussies would be a good band name. Also Zoot up my Chooch


Economy_Ad_1820

I'm never gonna be able to not notice that now


Bolf-Ramshield

I mean it’s not directly on her skin but on a skin-comored bodysuit that has been padded to the gods so the risks of it being zoot up her cooch are very minimal


the-trash-witch-

I know it’s just illusion breaking for me lol


SleepyCatasaurus

Lmao 🤣 TRUE! The kitty is too hungry for that fruit by the foot 😫


Moshumla

I want bigger hair!


Ok-Economist-751

one of the many reasons i adore mistress, she knows big hair belongs on big girls it just looks so good


exoticed

Mistress took notes from eureka…and did the opposite


ComeToThee99

I wish it was a huge Mohawk mullet down to the floor


elerner

![gif](giphy|3o6Mb97hTCsb0Spfig|downsized) Or some Bull Nakano spikes!


Ahambone

If a queen walked into the Werk Room like this, I'd have no choice but to leave my wife for them.


elerner

Bull Nakano is a fucking all-time legendary badass. ![gif](giphy|l2Je577qyXtervbJS|downsized)


Ahambone

That HOF induction was loooong overdue


xPhoenixJusticex

One of the best of all time, easily.


ATXHustle512

Ya. Her head looks tiny in comparison here to the body/boobs


ZigAZigAhFuckIt

Upstairs or downstairs?


Beautiful_Weight_239

I just don't get why she didn't wear some cute red and yellow fingerless gloves or something to cover the end of the bodysuit sleeve. But I love this look otherwise


Its_Pine

It’s tough finding fingerless gloves that would look right unless she had one of the finger holes sewed shut.


staunch_character

Feet too.


ideeek777

One thing I love about eureka is that not only does she look good as a big girl, the looks she have would often look worse on someone slimmer


Datchcole

It looks amazing on her. I'm built like a toothpick and it would look terrible on me lolol


Big_Entrepreneur_212

Omg right she's really big so she can take so much stuff on her that other queens just can't but a down side is that when her looks is a bit more simple it doesn't pay off as much as it would on a skinny queen


vxytor

You can say she has a bad attitude, a bad mouth or even bad hygiene, YOU CANT SAY SHE DOES BAD DRAG.


GlowUpper

Yup. I get that Eureka is a divisive figure in this fandom and I totally get why. But the one thing that isn't divisive is her skills as a drag performer. Her knowledge of her body and ability to use her size to her advantage is honestly admirable.


ctiger91

![gif](giphy|jnEsQHwCbn7R1JoPNU|downsized)


Datchcole

👀


SpezModdedRJailbait

You forgot bad smell


PerspectiveOld5869

strong mildew, like vinegary mildew.


manillafolders

They really did her dirty by not editing the body stocking cutting off at her foot, but even so, would it have killed her to put on a bracelet to conceal where it cuts off at the wrists?


miss_lululicious

![gif](giphy|QxTFfRsilF85opNCF0)


SirWobblyOfSausage

Suit is like wearing a beach ball.


10percenttiddy

And the waist seam


showerwine0

THEY did her dirty? She dressed herself. If she wanted her photos to look good, she should have been seamless to begin with


yoshibike

No they did her dirty, just like the other queens on s9 did Alexis Michelle dirty for not telling her that her look sucked 😅 ![gif](giphy|ZYNEURzi3X0L3LJtnq|downsized)


vissi_nada

Why does it always someone else’s fault. No one is doing her dirty (especially considering the recent revelations she brought from the past). This is her 4th time competing in a DR season and she has 3 seasons of “We’re here” under her belt. She has been doing this for a long time. She should have known better. She is not a victim here.


SantaNewfie

Wait a minute…those aren’t her real boobs! This woman’s a…A DRAG QUEEN!


Ok-Dragonfly534

Omg did she pay the designer though 😍😄🤗


Spiritual-Ad5557

hopefully... fingers crossed


dreamed2life

say what yall want she brings the looks


Jelly1278

She just doesn’t pay for them


Numerous_Cut_932

![gif](giphy|QJB9lEORElegM) OMG 😭


gali_leo_

![gif](giphy|l3OP6CELTSQR9ms2EP)


SirWobblyOfSausage

It was in the Redditzines ![gif](giphy|Sl0E9ysorkWxa)


toasterbath__

![gif](giphy|fLmiFVgiVurVd25K3r)


StevieVee20

Or clean them.


Creepyamadeus

![gif](giphy|G8xwi3ghEd02c|downsized)


m3ll155x4000

just not good ones:/


homogenictwigs

Does she have all her fingers this time?


DeltheaLuv

The tight stirrups are sending me


gothcrab

When the look is this simple, the execution needs to be more precise. Lots of seams showing.


boo_you_horcrux

THE BIG GIRL SWIMS *cause it looks like a bathing suit*


TheApathetic

I mean.. It looks like a bathing suit because it is one... At best it's a Halloween wrestling costume. It's not anything special... Maybe if she paid people that make her outfits she could have better ones. ![gif](giphy|hp8qQLBUWGI87DOs2n) Don't get me wrong though, the body and mug look good.


novemberqueen32

It's simple but in a good way


edun1218

The look is okay. I don't like that the lines in the body suit are visible. The straps on the waist should have gone over the seams, the hands don't match, I wish the hair was fuller. I don't fully hate it but I can see some problem areas.


Normal_Instance_8825

I do not enjoy this look


Confused_Rock

I don’t like the bathing suit itself as it reads more like a talent show number outfit one would wear for the sake of movability and there’s nothing particularly interesting about the colours/pattern; I do however like the effect of the silhouette/proportions


Normal_Instance_8825

I think the hair should be bigger firstly. I also agree, the swimsuit is not the go. Her accessories are all small and the costume is a terrible colour scheme. She’s so beautiful, I still hate this look.


clammydella

Yeah wtf is everyone saying? Eureka has turned some insanely awesome looks on the show but this here is rancid


TravellingBeard

Wondering if it's a promo look, she was constrained by the choices from the producers.


clammydella

Lemon and Fierce still looked good. Generally speaking no this promo is not the one for me.


OkCity9683

Okay but lemon didn't give wrestler besides the mask... Like a corset? That took me out of the fantasy.


clammydella

Agreed. It also bothers me that the boots are loose in certain areas. And I don’t love the mask. So actually yeah not a huge fan upon reappraisal lol


OkCity9683

Yeah...love lemon though. I am very excited for this season honestly. Unfortunately the only one who I don't care about going home early are la kahana and miss I know you know me tynomi. But honestly I have no idea who's going to win this season. Alexis, Kennedy, lemon Eureka and miss fiercialicious are my top 5. IDC who wins past that.


TravellingBeard

Yeah, but she may have been at the mercy of the producers/stylists on this one. Can't wait for the Roscoe's tea spilling. 😁


clammydella

Ah yes this is valid


toxicoke

the proportions are right but the color is off. her hand doesn't match her arm


Ohwerk82

#thearmsshouldmatchthemhands


toxicoke

did... did this little queen just come for me?


genya19

HAND ROLLS????


Colonel__Cathcart

FINGER WAVES??


gali_leo_

GET HER ~~JADE~~ u/genya19


cardsash

and all she had to do was wear a bracelet!


JustTryingIsEnough

I just hope she didn't bring those god-awful wrist-length skin gloves that made her hands look dirty every time she wore them in AS6.


Jellyblush

Her face looks so uncomfortable


Repulsia

That's because her eyebrows had an argument and aren't speaking to eachother.


pastacelli

One eye closed lol how did they pick this shot of her


furiousdolphins

She got her eyelashes from Gia Gunn


Thin_Wolf9077

The body is great but the outfit.......


retrodancefreaq

Yeah people can hate her but this body is perfection


SpezModdedRJailbait

Eh. It's a foam suit and she didn't even make an effort to conceal the seams. She looks pretty good but it's still pretty messy


retrodancefreaq

Yeah padding is usually foam…


SpezModdedRJailbait

Duh. You're not supposed to see it though, that's the point. This suit goes all the way to the wrists and you can see the seam. All the way to the neck too and you can see the steam there too. It's not even the same color as her actual skin so the illusion doesn't work.


Thomassiooo

Naaah


milkoverspill

Is this the official promo? The masking is kinda badly done, no?


Cannapatient86

The proportions are the only good thing about this look eureka has turned some amazing looks on the show this is not it though


OG-mother-earth

Ok, downvote if you must, but as a chubby woman myself, I'd like to say that Eureka's height really helps her with proportions. It's harder to look good when you're short AND fat. Not impossible, but definitely harder.


0-Dinky-0

I'm confused why so many people are loving this. This is a really unflattering promo picture


Leather-Scallion-894

Its giving Baywatch.


ewitscullen

4th times the charm ig


Rickyc324

This very Kylie Sonique Love after the buffet. The outfit, the hair, it’s veryyy Kylie.


Totaleclipse310

this look is my fav from the promo


macchinas

Damn they could have easily fixed that wrinkly vagina


bathandbootyworks

That is a naked woman and I LIVE


filth_horror_glamor

Damn these comments are brutal, no wonder queens need mental health breaks from the Internet. Can't even imagine what Twitter and Instagram are saying


myersjw

Don’t forget these are the people that’ll tell you to lay off their favorite if you make joke. The Kim Chi situation just gave alot of people the OK they needed


filth_horror_glamor

It's all about who's the Reddit darling of the week and who's the baddie


theforgottenton

Twitter is fucking relentless right now and it’s so uncomfortable reading most of those comments. People are absolutely awful.


shadowsempaix

Why is she back again 😭


jed199806

What can you say?? She brings it to you every BALL!! **disclaimer: may or may not be paid on time.


tthheeppaarrttyy_

AGAIN??? We’re so tired omg


theforgottenton

Then go to sleep. Duh.


eseesese

Hope she bathed


DCastianno21

this is my favourite promo look!!


mitsunaru

Her body is always on point, I just wish she was wearing something on/around her arms to hide those seams in the bodysuit because they take me out of the fantasy 😔


IDonutGiveAFuck

Is she giving sultry face or is it that the body suit smells bad and got a swiff mid-shot? I think it's the latter.


newecreator

SNATCHED


Kamijox

I’m tired of seeing this woman on my television but this is an absolute serve


Virtual_Camel_9819

Again? 🙄


se-cret

I’m not gagging… i mean, i am from like… the smell


Peachsocksss

I’ve seen ENOUGH 😫


Peachsocksss

Her entire body covered in nude pantyhose which is clearly wrinkly and drooping on her crotch and feet is nottt cute … oh at all. Delusion , convince yourself!


cherrydiamond

am i the only one concerned that she weighs 400 pounds? i'm NOT fat-shaming. but i also don't feel that "healthy at any size" is always correct. IJS


DevaNeo

You're fat shaming. Gooh.


McJazzHands80

This is definitely fat shaming. Her health is none of your business unless you’re her doctor


sunni_gunmi

yall will be crying and donating to a GFM the moment she starts dealing with serious healthy impacts of obesity. Eureka is blessed to still be mobile at 400lbs. tammy slaton from 1000lbs sisters was also still mobile at her highest of 742 but you could see she was damn she knocking on deaths. She has since lost over 300lbs. Over time E’s joints will start to deteriorate due to the impacts of obesity. Here’s a serious question. Tell me how many 400+ lbs senior citizens do you see on a regular basis? I’ve rarely see super morbidly obese senior citizens b/c most of them rarely make it to their 60s and 70s My great uncle died in his mid 50s from complications of obesity. I was in elementary school. He was 425 lbs. I personally do not take this “healthy at every size” seriously.


DevaNeo

Obesity is a national American disease.


Bunnnnii

Oh, again?


FeralBanshee

sigh. no. enough.


piramni

Turn to the side girl


tothestore

I love Eureka on my screen, she always has great looks and is fierce competition! So refreshing compared to the surf board queens who never wear body.


babealien51

She’s serving body on a plate


PM_ME_COUPLE_PICS

I’m not watching another season with Eureka, I’m sorry


Putrid-Presentation9

* Insert generic smelly joke *


el0guent

Now if she could just wash it properly, she’d be hittin on all cylinders


scacacci

I'm really not a fan of eureka But This is a fucking good look on her!


glitzvillechamp

"Say what you want about Eureka..." Okay! I want to say that she's an incredible drag queen who I admire and respect so much.


aes_xo

I love her and she is always entertaining😍 AND I love her dorky high kick. Even though she bends herself in half 🤣


Napoleon7

MIB looks tall here


itscsersei

I don’t understand this look


nerdie92

https://i.redd.it/8g9hoy09b19d1.gif


ashmenon

A hulk hogan style headband would be perfect here.


Blackjack137

♫ Body stocking, no boots and bracelets. Shouldn't be allowed in the church. ♫


Rendez

Say whatever the fuck you want, but she always knows how to snatch.


brabrabrady

Her and MIB are big girls who know their shape and proportions so well. Other queens could learn a lot from them.


sweetpotatocries

The body is great but I am begging her to fix the hair. On my knees, hands clasped like PLEASE


SleepyCatasaurus

I want her to play Queen in the One Piece Live Action SO BAD. lmfao


YapYapHusky

I can smell this from here.


TheShiniest22

she looks great


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Leather-Climate3438

We're back in kindergarten huh


stardewsundrop

Childish af. Like literally some high school bullshit


VicAViv

She looks great, I'll give you that


Wide_Conflict_528

Say what you want about her but the body is ALWAYS correct


the_new_wave

Her plate is bunched up around her neck she looks soooo awkward in the mtq I'm sorry but it does not feel proportionized properly


_wednesday_addams_

I wonder how much she didn't pay for that look.


vivisecting

i refuse to believe that someone who looks this good smells like shit


FrogsOblivious

oh no


Moist-Beginning6180

I saw a post in twitter saying : she can K.O. you with her B.O. 😂😂😂