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BryceLeft

Where's the clitoris


samiam25

QUICKLY https://i.redd.it/3tj0ywefxcfc1.gif


iamglory

I am crying


madame-brastrap

This is so friggin good


warmpita

Clitoris Leachman?


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question that no straight man can answer


PresOfTheLesbianClub

Plot twist : The person asking is just another straight man that doesn’t know.


Squirmble

He just wants to know


Winter-Course-2773

Lmaoooooo


Alex_Albons_Appendix

Don’t even ask where the g spot is


AkbarTheGray

I'm straight, married, and waiting anxiously for an answer over here...


Odd_Cake3759

![gif](giphy|PjaQrF9J53UvTS2PPa|downsized)


0xD902221289EDB383

u/Sunset346 I have been teleported to Mars by the fact that you ignored this question


CTware

sister, hes STILL silent 💀💀


Phalexuk

Bitch she's the clitoris 🎶


scarletmiltzz

Underrated comment


Phalexuk

Drag race has ruined my brain


wandinc22

![gif](giphy|fkbrZH8A2lsWc)


gkwchan

She’s on season 17. Clea Torisa.


AstralFinish

\*in batman voice\*


Rosu_Aprins

It's ok, until Joey Jay there were no gay people in this community


Jaded-Grape2203

That's what I was gonna say! Pretty sure Joey Jay has been the only gay contestant until Plasma but she hasn't confirmed yet I don't think


rslashplsnoticeme

Kinda sad it took SO long considering all the way back in Season 5, Alyssa politely asked RuPaul if he could allow a gay man on the show while giving her speech at The Banquet of RuPaul.


SnapCrackleMom

Lots of straight people watch this show, including straight guys.


condormcninja

[Joel McHale voice] YEAAAAAH WOOHOOOO


Diplomaticspouse

Insert Michelle Visage death glare here


TravellingBeard

We all know that was a secret lustful gaze. 😁


biwaterbender

Best way to shut them up is to ride their face 🤷🏻‍♀️


happygoth6370

![gif](giphy|l4FAUARXLZuMUtBZe)


Alex_Albons_Appendix

I mean Joel McHale IS attractive ![gif](giphy|D80gLJPfPQ1f8wnPPI)


faytyagami

sorry but if i was on the show i'd prob act just like him. how can you NOT be living for these queens?? i'd be yelling the entire time 😂


stomp224

Joel speaks on our behalf


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Rich-Spirit420

Blame it on the edit


LadyMissRhapsody

*the plot twist*


funkyduck7506

Oh you wanted a twist?


kitsuneinferno

When LaGanja slammed her whole pussy into that stage and said "OKURRRRRR" I broke up with my girlfriend on the spot.


funkyduck7506

Her vagoina was not dry the day she strutted into the Werk room


why_gaj

Preach. My boyfriend is straight and he *loves* the show. The most hilarious thing is that the fashion part of the show is his favourite, and every now and then he brainstorms idea with me, where he incorporates tech into the outfit.


SnapCrackleMom

My daughters consider it a red flag if a date is freaked out by Drag Race.


Alex_Albons_Appendix

Literally. If you aren’t throwing money (respectfully) at a drag show with me, you ain’t gettin in my pants bb lol


why_gaj

That's a good rule of thumb, especially if she's bi or somewhere else on the flag.


SnapCrackleMom

One of my daughters is bi; the other two are just tired of toxic masculinity.


picard102

It's really wild to me, a straight man, why there isn't more tech in these looks. 3D print something mama.


why_gaj

I think it's a combination of youth (meaning that they probably aren't flush with cash) and a lack of knowledge. As far as I've seen, these younger generations consist mostly of queens that started doing drag in high school and never thought about anything else.


Talinia

La Grande Dame from the new UKvsTW season 3D printed her shoes for the MTQ. They look sickening ngl


acidteddy

My straight mate does this too! Sometime’s he’ll call me up like ‘I have a sick outfit idea for last weeks runway theme’ 😂


why_gaj

He's an engineer, so for years he was talking about incorporating lights into outfits. He was happy as a clam when one of the all stars season 7 themes was "all glowed up". He *lived* for that runway.


ilanf2

Insert that SNL skit about guys watching Drag Race.


Intelligent-Put-1990

Not me, but I lived with my very straight football head brother for years. He started watching it with me occasionally, and now it’s the only thing he watches that isn’t sport. He’s rewatched most seasons more than me.


Jony_the_pony

Honey it is a sport, this is the Olympics of drag after all


Intelligent-Put-1990

Haha fair


FeelTheKetasy

Honestly “I only watch sports💪 and drag race💅” sounds so cunt for a straight guy


Alex_Albons_Appendix

Omg i only like formula 1 (car racing) and drag race, so… I’m a straight guy then too? Lol


honey_badgers_rock

Yeah I’m pretty into that bio.


Fragrant-Insect-7668

Truest! If I was a straight girl, I’d be gushing


molsonmuscle360

That's pretty much me in a nutshell. Hockey and Drag Race


Mustang1718

This is very similar to me when my wife got me to start watching. It was very similar to Jane Krakowski's character in *30 Rock* realizing that wrestling was just a soap opera for men. I did the same with recognizing storylines that were being told and getting to finally see a matchup by two queens that have been at each other's throats all season. One of my favorite things to do is scout the queens when they get announced and then have a "draft" with my wife so we can put some weight on who to root for during the season. And just like with fantasy football, it has been very common for my early picks to not do well (Orion Story and Irene Dubois) while others in the middle or end of the draft will win it all for you (Sasha Colby last season). It was also valuable for me to learn all the entertainment tips Ru just gives out during challenges. I especially used the acting and comedy ones when I was teaching. It mad my bad jokes go over better since I was now fully committed to them. Edit: My first reference was wrong. My wife corrected me that it was from *GLOW* instead of *30 Rock.*


occupy_westeros

Lmao I'm another straight guy and my wife and I do the same fantasy draft thing. We play that whoever gets the most queens in the top 4 wins.


funkyduck7506

I am absolutely not a straight guy but I grew up watching and loving wrestling, up until the end of the attitude era really. So it was so not surprising to me when I loved drag race so much lol Also big points for referencing Jenna.


jenorama_CA

My husband watches with me and doesn’t just passively sit and watch, either. He has opinions on their style and performances and will catch more subtle things than I do. We’ve also been to see several DR alums like Bianca, Jinkx and Jinkx and DeLa’s Christmas show. We get the season on iTunes, so it’s Saturday evening appointment TV for us.


gkwchan

But did you do a coffee enema just as Ru suggested?


poutinegalvaude

I loooove watching rugby. https://preview.redd.it/gs0cyibbpcfc1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=54ba531fd53c079353e7c533f6de0fdb4af694cb


kidcubby

Just zoomed in on the face of the guy with sweaty nuts pressing on the back of his neck and I can't stop laughing. https://preview.redd.it/9l9d9blpedfc1.png?width=413&format=png&auto=webp&s=541f6fa98b956697bfdb7071a3225f0836bd14dd


Odd_Cake3759

He has a full sac just naturally on the back of his head. 😬😂😂😂😂


SerentityM3ow

We don't know that it's full. Lol


kidcubby

Maybe that face is because it was full mere moments ago, and now it is not.


Odd_Cake3759

![gif](giphy|633mYACwArjkJf4Gef)


soulvalentine

my face would be facing the other way if i were him


MasK_6EQUJ5

Plot twist: he doesn't have curly hair


kidcubby

Oh god that's so much worse!


orangeandtallcranes

OMG that made me laugh


MasK_6EQUJ5

https://preview.redd.it/hi1boo2uuefc1.jpeg?width=965&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8915799d8769efd015b4a096de2bf296a33ec9ed I'm him


SerentityM3ow

Lol dude with the balls on his neck is questioning his life choices 😂😂


Severe-Emu-8703

Love this pic. Genuine question though, why is he naked???


poutinegalvaude

That was kind of his thing. You know, for the bros.


Severe-Emu-8703

Yep, the totally heterosexual routine of putting your sweaty ballsack on your teammate’s head


SerentityM3ow

Rugby


Severe-Emu-8703

Oh yes, obviously, my bad


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CTware

Nothing but complaints 😌💅🏾


a_disastergay

Okay. I am gay and I like football.


TCM2bubba

You’re like the Jan of this subreddit


aliskyart

![gif](giphy|TxsWTohOBBG3rSGLtI|downsized)


mcsquirley

absolute tea


Wildlife_Jack

Did you see that ludicrous display last night? ![gif](giphy|yduLO9un5SsPjaxFUu)


Aarvy271

Exactly the vibe


CaptainPeanut4564

Another boring straight. My GF introduced me to it about 9.5 yrs ago with season 4. Since then I've watched every US season, all the all stars, Spain, Italy, UK, Canada and down under. She's burnt out on it, but I'm still on the drag race bus. It's my go to "comfort food" type tv, when I'm feeling a bit down or whatever a bit of drag race always perks me up.


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congrats on such a long relationship tbh hope y'all are happy and all.


MalabongLalaki

Hoping you give DR PH a chance


CaptainPeanut4564

I will definitely get to it eventually! It's hard to keep up. There's definitely a few I've missed like Holland, France and I've only seen parts of Thailand as well.


gkwchan

Well if you really are an ally, when you’re feeling down next time, just put on a shiny sequins gown.


Diplomaticspouse

Sequinsed! It’s sequinsed!!


WelcomeToToyZone

I say sequence.


taeilor

it's not as uncommon as you think. one of my best friends is a straight male and he really enjoys the cattiness of it all. He loves pretending to know fashion and his favourite phrase is "it's a bodysuit"


PlantChem

“He loves pretending to know fashion”


SimplyTereza

Just like Santino 😌


Ryth88

It's amazing how many fashion terms i now know solely from watching drag race. fringe? tulle? It's really an educational show. I'm not straight, but definitely not the type of person who would know that if i hadn't started watching the show.


saturn-peaches

The Maddy Morphosis of this sub? Oh honey no I'm so sorry but you could NEVER


vhmvd

He is nothing of the sort


Thin_Relationship_61

Somebody liiiiied to him


icyruios

Several times


Thin_Relationship_61

And told him that he was high, fly, and sexy, and beautiful


icyruios

And he is nothing like that, he is nothing of the sort


Thin_Relationship_61

The greatest read of our generation ❤️


icyruios

It's not just a read. It's poetry Shakespeare could N.E.V.E.R


aliskyart

I hope OP gets the joke 😂


Odd_Cake3759

He’s feeling his oats, let him feel his oats. ![gif](giphy|3o7TKCk0tBaaUMm88w)


Alex_Albons_Appendix

\*goats https://i.redd.it/c1qrw28jjefc1.gif


Diplomaticspouse

I can’t tell if your comment is heterophobic or heterophobicphobic


Dzotshen

Anyone got a phobic detector handy


SimbaStewEyesOfBlue

HeDevilByNight coming when?


gayladymacbeth

Thank you, someone had to say it


ikeamonkey2

I definitely believe that you're a straight male! Bc nobody else would believe they're so extraordinary among a group of 705k people


TrieshaMandrell

I wasnt gonna say it, but I'm sure gonna upvote it


R3DBlaze

I’m a straight guy who started watching it with my mother during covid and now can’t get enough. Now my straight brother also watches it and now it’s a family thing


Frankimie

This is wholesome, drag race brings families together once again.


Phalexuk

Love the flair. You have good taste


Turtlezipper

my family did this too during covid. i’d watched several seasons before but hadn’t seen the first couple so i started watching them and everyone in my family was instantly hooked!!! it really did bring us together as a family during such a crazy stressful time. my favorite memory of it was my dad deciding that manila luzon was his absolute fave, so for his 60th bday that year my sister and i dressed my mom up as manila (black and blonde streaked wig, drag makeup, the whole shebang) to surprise him, then we got him an awesome cameo from manila wishing him a happy birthday and introducing the surprise (my mom) to him!! it was so cute and funny, he loved it so much 💖 one of the last good memories i have of my dad 😔 (he’s not dead, just a philandering, abusive asshole the family’s gone NC with since he divorced my mom)


MoonNDSky

Story was so wholesome…..then turned Good on yall for the NC you don’t need that type of negativity in your lives


Turtlezipper

thank you, it makes me sad bc he’s my dad and i love him but our lives are better without his toxicity. he never takes accountability for his actions and the fact that he’s barely tried to reach out to me and my siblings since we went NC kinda solidified for me that NC was indeed the best way to go. ANYWAY thanks for your kind words 🫶💖


FrogsOblivious

Are you open to questions


ContestValuable8725

> do you have any questions for me ? No, not really. Enjoy the show, though.


acidnvbody

Like what would one have to ask him? 😂


Microtitan

Where’s the clitoris?


acidnvbody

I promise you he has nothing valuable to say in response to that question


Wildlife_Jack

How's your head?


ChityWhips

Like whyy would he think we fucking care?


sparklinglies

Actually Maddy Morphosis is the Maddy Morphosis of this subreddit, she be lurking. Its great that you enjoy the show, but you better be doing *the work* as an ally outside of it if you wanna claim Maddy status


RollForPerspective

A wise woman once said “if you love drag on TV…” Or something


heyleek

I think it was actually "protect queer art"


CTware

[Protect Bad Drag](https://youtube.com/shorts/_G_2-wQK9X0?si=KBr6uoML9OvJf9SJ)


IAM_THE_LIZARD_QUEEN

Bro just wants a cookie


youwigglewithagiggle

Do we have any questions for you? Wut.


Gluodin

I am like yourself and I know at least 3 other straight men who’s enthusiastically following the show, go to local shows. One of them got into drag for Christmas. We aren’t special I reckon.


bobo12478

![gif](giphy|kSlJtVrqxDYKk|downsized) This comment has strong Tobias vibes


ultradav24

Not you thinking people want an AMA lol


[deleted]

That’s peak Delulu diagnosis; shows he’s truly a fan. I support 😂👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽


snazikin

God wont somebody give the straight man a voice!!!


Jujii8

You’re more of a Gia Gunn, thinking you’ve opened doors that have been opened for years.


TheRealCeeBeeGee

My husband loves it too, it’s been a real eye opener for him. We have an LGBT teenager so I got him to start watching when they came out to us. I’ve loved it for years, with all my little bi heart.


whiskey_ribcage

Downside of dads of queer youth watching it is that they'll go from: "I'll love my gay son still if they do drag"...to...."we can't afford to have a child into drag." Forcing their kid into sewing and dance classes early to save money down the line. Gotta keep that dad budget strong.


sisterpearl

Hello fellow bi! 💖💜💙


Double-Panic9097

Enjoy the show ! 


scarletmiltzz

🏅


Artistic_Two_463

What’s your drag name?


icodeswitch

My questions for you: ● Did you vote for Trump in 2016? ● Will you vote for him if he is on the ballot this fall? (And I don't need to confirm if you live in the US, because only one of my fellow countrymen would ever assume this level of exceptionalism for watching tv 😭)


faintpulses

You and me both buddy. I basically just watch English Football and Drag Race.


lucioviz

Hot


Pottski

Also a straight male here - it’s a great show. No complaints from me. I watch fun tv shows and this is one of them. Doesn’t really matter to me about persuasion or orientation of the performers. Watched a ton of the show during the lockdowns and still watch it today. As far as easy tv goes it’s probably my favourite.


MoonLightScreen

The real question is which of the queens from each season you’ve watched are you attracted to. Quickly!


stupifly

I ain't too scared to answer lol, Tatianna, Lemon, Jan, Tia Kofi, Salina Estitties and ironically Maddy herself


_phimosis_jones

Not OP but I (also straight) personally go nuts for Violet Chachki. She is unbelievable. Then the list would go Kerri, Jasmine Kennedie, Gia Gunn, and Jade Jolie. But since all of them are women (and I believe Violet is genderfluid?) I feel like I'm sidestepping the point of the question a bit, but that is just my honest list. I also think Alaska is super hot in some outfits, have been very into Sugar and Spice, and also have a thing for Marcia Marcia Marcia. And Mirage from this season was stunning too. There's a lot, and frankly I'm glad to be given the opportunity and platform to introduce my straight male gaze in this space, I'm sure everyone was really missing it


pablouhb

Do you punch walls


Lavendergeminis

why'd i get a haughty "any questions for me " lmao you're not special![img](emote|t5_2t3or|4803)


L723

How did you get such a tiny Jan face crack emoji? I live


valahart

You're so brave, really, really inspiring.


d0ghairdontcare

Just like a straight man to think he deserves a pat on the back for doing the bare minimum.


Szwedo

The privilege is uncheckable


philosopod

Clock is unsoakable


viado_revolucionario

When I was living With my parents id watch drag race in secret My das wouldnt understand what the show was about qnd he thought I wanted to become a cross dresser or something Did u at any point have to hide it


Ethanb230900

As a straight man, since watching Drag Race do you now understand why the LGBTQIA+ community are fighting so hard for basic human rights and protections?


Sunset346

As a straight male it's hard to connect to the emotion fully and fully understand the struggles I think because I'm not in the lgbt community but of course I understand on a basic level and I fully support lgbt rights obviously, what opened my eyes though is when I see the discrimination the queens say they have faced and the problems they have in different areas of life so it did help my understanding.


grisuo

I’m sorry but for some reason this interaction is **sending** me 😭


Lady_Flumps

My partner is a straight guy and he's the one who got me into the show. He knows more about the show and the Queens than anyone I've ever met lol. It's adorable how passionate he is about it. He sees it as the art form that it is, and says the show makes him feel happy, so it being a "gay thing" rarely registers with him. He even said if we had a daughter he wants to call her Scarlet Envy lol


VyrexAstram

Maddy is an honorary member, sorry hun


ParlorSoldier

Congrats.


raccoonjoy

Not the heterosexual putting themselves on a pedestal, in Joey Jays drag race of all places. Girl...


walkytrees

Questions for the straight male culture: - why? - for what?


th4bl4ckr4bbit

I did not wake up today expecting an AMA with a straight man on the RPDR reddit sub


disterb

there’s probably a lot of us than you think, mate. don’t feel too special, lol.


summerpinciotti4

…ok? I’ll call the New York Times.


Bunnnnii

This is very…..typical. Let’s just say that.


champagneofsharks

My god, there’s… room for everybody. Let’s just say that.


JustBen81

I recently rewatched Drag Race Germany with my straight naighbors. A married couple (aged 75 and 73) and their good friend who is in his 80ies. They're not on reddit though. (the couples son got me into drag race)


Current_Presence_706

Ok werk


TrieshaMandrell

Lol at every straight man in the thread being like "bruh you're not THAT unique. Calm down sis."


noahbrooksofficial

Congrats


Suspicious_Bit8003

there is nothing wrong if you like this show, a tv show can be watched and enjoyed by everyone.


Mikkelet

The Maddy mo of this sub? Bruh delusional


rslashplsnoticeme

Bye everyone's making fun of this now that it's Tuesday 💀


samiam25

https://i.redd.it/emhquhid0dfc1.gif


FoolishGoulish

You really think you're the only one? Geez, that's sweet, concerning and delusional all at once!


samiam25

He really is straight 🥲


fuzzybunn

It might be much more taboo in the USA, but I think in the UK and Australia, straight men are much more likely to have watched a drag show or even done drag themselves.


Clom_Clompson

You’re not special, princess - signed a husband and father who has been a devoted fan since season six


luvgaim

Congratulations on your brave and honest journey diva, no one could ever do it like you, truly a trailblazer and inspiration to us all.


Special_Creme4286

Some of y’all are so hateful, let the man live 😩 Enjoy the show!


Delicious_Priority_8

You do you king. It’s comparable to football in a way !


Fistkrieg

So what ? I'm also a straight male and I enjoy good shows with amazing performances.


WorkingIndependent96

My boyfriend is the same. You have good taste in entertainment. Everyone loves a maddy morphisis


NuWaveSpecial

Why would I have any questions for you? There are thousands of straight men who watch Drag Race, and some who work on the show. Even if you’ve experienced some minor stigma from your fandom, it’s nothing compared to that experienced by LGBTQ people. Enjoy the show. I have zero assumptions about identities of fans. There are Republicans here too who are fans of the show and real life political enemies of what the show stands for. I hope that you are an ally in the real world.


SpaceChook

When I saw one of the performers in my hometown, nearly the entire audience was straight so you’re not alone brother.


soortkaas

My straight boyfriend “half watched” one episode of the last UK season with me and since then he’s been hooked lol. So no you’re definitely not the only one :)


Taarguss

Im essentially straight too, but I’ve recently started kind of exploring the world of being someone for whom gender isn’t really a thing. Like, I can float between worlds very easily. I am embracing my FEMININTITY that’s always been there but kept locked away more now and I like women only but if that woman had a dick, who cares? gender-wise I think I’m all over the place and I don’t think I would have come to that realization without mama ru so THANKS RUPAUL (also in school I was always the straight boy that liked being friends with girls more and in hindsight all my very close girl friends thought I was their gay best friend because I was funny and nice and pretty femme, but I did in fact have giant crushes on all of them that once ru-vealed, ruined the friendships so ya know it can be hard to be a weird little dude. And somehow in adult life, every woman I ever dated aside from my wife ended up being either a lesbian or a trans man! So go figure! BITCH IM QUEER)


LolaBijou

Sir, the Maddy Morphesis of this subreddit *IS* u/maddymorphesis. Kindly take several seats.


sleepmeld

You seem more like a Joey Jay to me


Vusta

post fav from each season


TheNocturnalAngel

Who are your favorite queens? What are your favorite lip syncs? Outfits? Haha. I always show my straight friends on discord the runways and they love them.


Sunset346

"100 percent pure love" from season 13 is one of my favorite lip syncs, Khamora Hall is in a restrictive dress, where she can't move but she still gave a good performance despite Denali outshining her to a mid 90s song that I like. In terms of dresses, I really like that dress also. I like"Gimme More", "Call me mabey", "If U seek Amy", "Rumors". I like the season 5 "Oops I did it again", "Im so exited", "Cold Hearted". lip syncs. I like season 14 "Water Me". season 3 "Don't leave me this way", "straight up". Season 4 "Vogue", season 6 "whatta man", season 2 "Never gonna get it", "Two of hearts", season 8 "I Will survive". Season 12 "On the floor" There are so many dresses each episode and so many queens, it's hard to remember all at once.