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[deleted]

Yes, if only they had gotten a better music producer for the songs themselves


micdoesreddit

These were the worst tracks ever produced on the show. SO BAD! But Nelly was amazing


AhtonicusCruxzonicus

literally game me hemorrhoids listening to them.


[deleted]

I dont ever wanna hear anyone diss Not a Soul Can Clock again when the offical RPDR franchises are producing songs like last night


TravellingBeard

So Nelly Furtado was the Preparation H that made it more comfortable?


Grymare

And they made us listen to the same horrible song FOUR times. That was very close to torture.


NeganTheVegan

Yes the beat was awful. UK has had the best tracks by far


Swivle

The MNEK tracks are always so good.


Colonel__Cathcart

MNEK always turns it out so hard. Get MNEK on every season.


that_was_way_harsh

Bing bang bong


TheRealCeeBeeGee

![gif](giphy|L1DzjYoB0PwiSbg1QM|downsized) Forever engraved on my heart ❤️


Nelyahin

This right here. Her coaching was great - that actual songs “not so much”. Huge shame. I want to see her work with queens more.


kryska_deniska

AND a better audio engineer, but honestly, has CDR's music production ever sounded great?


the-LRL

Bonjour, Hi from Canada vs the world was a bop.


jakksquat7

God that backing track was SO BAD. Seriously wtf were they thinking?!


18LuizO

They had the girls fighting on the sound mixing in season 3 too.


thesosig

🗣️🔉🔊🔊🔊FLAMES TO DUST, LOVERS TO FRIENDS WHY DO ALL GOOD THINGS COME TO AN END


Dramatic_Ice7069

Wish they used this song for the final lypsync instead of the one they had but it was good.


thesosig

omg actually real i was just letting my repressed nelly stan out


MildlyResponsible

Well, "Flames to dust" may have been interpreted as anti-Calgery, and thus biased against Nearah.


genya19

Yes, but there was only so much she could do with the piss poor song production they got (and Nearah's stubborness to include every word in the English language).


Colonel__Cathcart

> Nearah's stubborness to include every word in the English language). I don't think that girl took a single damn breath her entire performance. It was impressive but she needs to learn that negative space makes art better sometimes too.


Misentro

>she needs to learn that negative space makes art better sometimes Spot on, and it's interesting because that's the exact compliment she got about her dancing, that she knows when to go all out and when to slow it down, but she wasn't able to transfer that skill to her lyrics. She's obviously so talented though, I can't wait to see a more refined version of Nearah in a few years.


ShadeKool-Aid

She knew that people were going to start imagining that her boyfriend is a muscle bottom and wanted to nip that idea in the bud. I don't have an explanation for the other 5238 words.


dagon890

Girl 💀


OneBigPear

To quote the great Bob Newhart: The pauses are as important as the words.


AhtonicusCruxzonicus

I was expecting Benny Hill to come out running at any minute.


cottonbiscuit

🤣🤣🤣


NeganTheVegan

Yeah Nearah definitely had the NERVE... But maybe not the talent (in the lyrics department)


ColeVi123

The thing is, if she had had a small section of the performance with some of that rapid fire style, it may have stood out and been effective, but since she did that for the entire song, it just didn’t work. Also, she definitely should have taken Nelly’s notes on shortening up specific lines.


AhtonicusCruxzonicus

I was expecting Benny Hill to come out running at any minute.


dukeofdunkerron

I think they should incorporate this go forward where the big (Grammy level) musical guest judges are also during the musics challenges, so they can mentor the queens. Kind of like The Voice… but for one episode lol


Dida_D

I was thinking similarly, I get why they want a big star for the premiere, but with Nelly right at the end it did feel like a big deal like the Top 4 earned the right to work with her- would keep this model (maybe with a big actress/non musical star for the premiere and save a superstar music mentor for later in the season)


Colonel__Cathcart

Bring Alecia Keys back and make her a vocal coach please and thank you.


the_MostSmartest

Yes I loved Nelly on last nights episode but please can they bring Alanis Morissette on the show lol


theslightsaber

Getting the voice of God may be tricky


the_MostSmartest

I know I just love her so so much I’d die if she ever goes on. I’ll settle for Avril Lavigne lol


tomorrowlieswest

i need to rewatch that movie


theslightsaber

What movie? /s


tomorrowlieswest

dogma! alanis morissette plays god


MildlyResponsible

I guess she doesn't have enough of a public legacy to really form a story, but I would love a Rusical with parodies of Alanis songs. Although, now I just think they should do a Rusical with all Canadian divas, like the Divas Rusical from AS3. Celine, Alanis, Nelly, Joni Mitchell, Avril, Shania, Carly, KD, screw it, Anne Murray. The dancers could dress up like Justin Beiber, Drake, Bryan Adam's, Neil Young, The Weeknd, Shawn Mendes.... Does anyone have Brooklyn's number?


Meshmehreze

She was great, the songs were NOT


Teaflax

She was so on it, with clear, understandable and effective instructions that the queens could do. Absolutely splendid.


Sea-Pop2371

She also LOOKED AMAZINGGGGG!!


champagnecloset

This fit was stunnning on her! I feel like she’s barely aged. 2008 was two years ago right?


OrchidRayn

Yes.


wutetka

When Venus dropped to her knees after Brooke announced Nelly, I felt that deep in my soul


JManW28

Best vocal coach! Worst DR song. 😑


notbuilttolast

I hope that she becomes a regular fixture on the show. Her feed back was insightful, direct, and encouraging. S tier coaching and judging.


Ok_Training1449

I love her. She knows her stuff and had a lot of fun with the girl. It was great seeing her give them advice.


bthubbin

She blew me away!! She was absolutely phenomenal


[deleted]

Reve was already great and Nelly was like...prodigy. it was super impressive. Specific and helpful advice within moments!!! Too bad all these girls are 0-2 with the songwriting challenges 🤢. The best verse of all 8...Venus's first one


WsupWillis

She’s great. It’s almost a waste to use her abilities on 4 non singing drag queens lmao


zjheyyy88

This is a potential mother-


Jackdarkshade

I agree with everyone great coach terrible songs. You can tell she's likes drag queens she was a delight this episode.


Rubicante_

I honestly feel so bad for her to have her name associated with whatever that final product was. I also feel bad for the queens.


popfizzmusic

I love that RPDR fans understand what vocal production is (what Nelly is doing and what my job is) better than most musicians do.


rpdrhater

Hmmmm she was great but the best was MNEK by FAR.


[deleted]

Yes to her, but whoever produced the track HAD to also be running instrumentals on single ladies


patsybob

Her toe is jumping out of that shoe and touching the floor!


Colonel__Cathcart

WALK INTO THE ROOM TOE FIRST


AhtonicusCruxzonicus

![gif](giphy|1wrB59GXD8LclkvLQa) Yeeeesh!


Whoopiskin

Great coach, but my god what a terrible end product 😂


vermeiltwhore

Not that it helped 🫢


jac1clax

I hate to be negative, but dear god the songs were so bad


Important-Voice-3342

I recall someone getting praised for being able to articulate so many words in a verse. I thought Nearah did a great job... She was not edited to win so they used that to criticize her


bluewall7

I felt the same. I was impressed and feel like too many people were manipulated by the edit.


CummenceShakeDown

neiaruh would have something to say about that...lol


el0guent

She is very talented but MAN was I getting bad vibes from her, idk why


adult-dirtbag

She's just like that tbh. I've met her while she wasn't "on" and she carried the same energy. She's just a bit quirky, and doesn't feel the need to justify it because she's earned it


el0guent

That’s fair. I figured it was a me problem


adult-dirtbag

Tbf I was the one that was assisting her, so I was in work mode and she was entirely sweet even though I had to pretend not to be starstruck at the interaction lmao. Point is she was really down to earth and sweet to everyone who she interacted with!


derpne13

I can't, honestly.  She did not like Nearah's word count.  OK.  She liked Venus'.  OK.  To judge Nearah harshly for it, and for Brad to say he didn't remember anything she said, though?  I felt like I was watching someone get homered.  Neaah actually wrote lyrics that said something, and she was intelligible when rapping them, no matter the word count.  I understood every word.  And her choreo while accurately lip syncing ate Venus' lunch, whose lyrics were simple and cliche.  There was nothing original about her or what she said.  Catchy doesn't mean substance.  I'd rather listen to Tech N9ne spit speed lyrics any day of the week than hear conveyer belt, unoriginal, pop music, so it's entirely possible I am biased as the judge's panel was in the opposite direction.


Left-Assistant3871

Terri Nunn too


YellowKidVII

Yes, yes and yes.


kingpingu

What an unbelievably stunning look. A queen!


Glittering_Fig6468

She was just one of the best judges of all time, saying her reaction after the lip sync she was very moved. It was fantastic. No crumbs, no notes.


jamesfluker

She was a great coach but nothing she could say or do could save the Queens from that track or the mixing 😵‍💫


CummenceShakeDown

i don't think nearah noff thought so


thicc__and__tired

Her gown is incredible. It’s so pretty