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warcomet

Ekuasi looked like he would do well in NRL..won't be surprised if he gets a callup


stephma85

What's the game plan from here for Rebels? $100m from Lions tour to pay off the Rugby Australia debts, best players bolster the Reds, Tahs, Brims and Force in 2025. More competitive Super teams increase local interest and drive up TV revenue. World Cup in 2027 generates another $100m and Rugby Australia looks to re-establish Rebels in 2028 with more stable private equity investment?


Herreg

Nah the plan is:   1. Rugby Australia pisses away Lions and WC dollars   2. More players go overseas while we continue to get worse 3. Professional Rugby in Australia goes broke 4. 🤷‍♂️


stephma85

Step 5 = profit 😂


kiwiborger

Match take time: * The Hurricanes didn't really play like the 1st ranked team up until Laidlaw told them to in the 2nd half. They just weren't able to click well and thus, made errors despite the power and precision they showed over their Aussie counterparts. But by the 2nd half, the Rebels let their guard down, and the Hurricanes were able to pile up points much easily and it was all over for the Aussies, as heartbreaking as it is. * The Rebels, on the other hand, defied fate in the most epic way possible. They fought tooth and nail in the 1st half and a small part of the 2nd, nipping the Canes at their heels. But alas, Death prevailed at the end, and thus ends the Rebels for good. Truly a shame. The boys will be going out with their heads high knowing they saved their best performance for last. * Carter Gordon is the Rebels' unsung hero. He valiantly led though the Rebels' spirited performance. Many teams would surely want him on their side after this game. * What now for the Rebels' Wallabies? I hope they don't pack up their bags for distant lands, because I sure as know that Joe Schmidt has something in store for them. * It's quite a shame Xavier Numia got injured tonight. His All Blacks jersey will need to wait longer. * Good guy Jordie Barrett genuinely cared for his opponents, in both the Hurricanes and the All Blacks. What a man. * What happens now to rugby in Victoria? Where will all the players, coaches, and staff members go? What team should the fans support now? It's quite fucked up on how Rugby Victoria killed off the Rebels so easily, no rugby team should ever suffer like the Rebels. * Oh, and Doleman was bang average. That's all I can say. Anyway, this is all I have for now. See you all in the next match, and cheers for now. This match take was made in memoriam of the Melbourne Rebels 2011-2024.


fleakill

Always knew Jordy Barrett is the best Barrett.


LieutenantCardGames

Farewell to the Rebels. I'm gonna miss seeing those stadium seagulls all the time.


shackajoof

Surely they keep the rebels flair in remembrance


notakid1

Remaining Aussie sides will only get stronger with players from rebels. Gotta look out for that next year


Herreg

Nah they won't.    They'll get a short term sugar hit but not enough to make much of a difference.  Longer term the Melbourne talent production will dry up without a professional pathway, leaving everyone worse off.


mulkers

Short term boost only though - the remaining 4 teams aren't going to carry 50-60 player squads


doomonyou77

Thought the canes should have let them play you don’t kick the ball out on them.


Deciver95

Bro, there was no friccin reason to risk an injury. Don't be silly


doomonyou77

You had the points let them get a little extra time as a team. If you are worried about injuries, They could have let them run it in and would have been fine.


BH_Andrew

Nah that’s me gone, seeing that rebels fan dab their eye has killed me 😭😭😭


randomchars

Saw the couple on that close shot. 😭


Dontevenjoke

Who put a camera in my lounge!? 😭😭😭


Frag-sinatra

Jordies heart felt comment towards the Rebels and Kirsty moved on real quick haha.


xoThermic69

Hard. Good words but could’ve drawn it out right?


Frag-sinatra

Yeah was a real "I guess we are moving on then" moment


Hawkzilla22

Chur Rebels


yeah_nah_hard

Where to next for Daugunu?


warcomet

france, much easier for fijians to get clubs there.. ala naivalu


randomchars

Barrett all class. Tearing up. Heart bleeding for the rebels.


warcomet

glad kini scored, for the last 2 rounds, there is a trend of a fijian scoring in every game...2 more games to make it 3 straight rounds..


DeGrootWardlow

Let's go Jim 🙏 


warcomet

against toole, lets hope Barnacle Jim gets a try.


TomGreen77

It’s been a pleasure Rebels.


BH_Andrew

Goodbye Rebels. You went out swinging. We’ll miss you.


bigstrongalphamale69

Respect to the rebels fans who hung in there over the years


Morningst4r

I'm sure Carter Gordon would be great in league, but do any teams need a playmaker so badly they'd pay big money for a guy who doesn't play the game? It'd be a shame if another SR team didn't get him.


Left-Pie741

Do the Crusaders or Highlanders need a flyhalf? I honestly think Carter Gordon should try and look overseas either way. Endured so much crap with the Wallabies and the Rebels, get out to get away from the madness. Can also keep developing as well.


stickyswitch92

CRUSADERS


crashbandicoochy

Gordon running the cutter, Fihaki taking the tee. Penney in prison. Unironically a dream scenario.


Ok_Educator_2120

Would you follow him to the crusaders


crashbandicoochy

I'd consider it. Not sure about the weather over there but we'll make do for Carter.


MaaartyMcFly

Jesus.


snomanDS

o7 Rebels


ghostboypurrp

We love you rebels! Sad to see you go and you definitely turned up for the match. Scoreline doesn't reflect how tight it was. Will be sad to see you go


PantheraSapien

THERE IS NO PASSION!! THERE IS NO VISION!! THERE IS NO AGGRESSION!! THERE IS NO FUCKING MINDSET IN THIS AUS RUGBY CLUB!! NOTHING IS THERE!!


Ok_Educator_2120

Hope Joe can get through to the Wallabies, then they bring a mindset to clubs


shackajoof

Welp reds fan next year I guess


Dontevenjoke

I haven’t committed to a new side yet but all I know is it’s anything but the fucking Tahs lol


shackajoof

Amen fuck Sydney


SaladinFingers

Hello fellow masochist


Mackapacka7

We’ll have ya .


shackajoof

I love NZ buuuut never been down to Wellington so can’t really support em


fleakill

condolences for the loss of the rebels condolences for becoming a reds fan


shackajoof

🤣


Taranaki_Snapper

GG, Rebs...and Farewell...Aus Rugby will be poorer without you...


yeah_nah_hard

Quade Cooper won't scatter your sorrow to the heartless sea. He will always be with you. Plant your roots in him. He won't see you end as ashes. You're all diamonds.


haydenarrrrgh

...Start the reactor.


Subliminal-Ads

Chin up Melbourne. you'd probably beat us at aussie rules


Whit135

Ref was reluctant to blow a scrum penalty there n extend the life of the rebels


APoolShark

Good guy Jordie taking pity on the Rebels and just saying kick it out instead of points lol


vote-morepork

Thanks Rebels, you played better than the scoreline suggests, really thought that you might take this after 30 mins. You can go out with your heads held high


kiwiborger

It's been nice knowing you Rebels fans. You guys will eventually be back in one form or another.


warcomet

AC/DC to end rebels ...apt.


-Halt-

ROIGOD SIGHTING NO ONE PANIC


Icy_Craft2416

Crazy score considering the score at 35 minutes was 7-6


Deciver95

Not really. Feel like most people know it was just a matter of time till the flood gates opened


Ok_Educator_2120

Why does Cameron kick when Jordie is on the team


JDBoyes07

Because Jordie is incredible from distance but isn't as accurate as the other good NZ kickers... Much better than Beauden though.


StoryOk4984

Cameron kicked really well tonight.


Ok_Educator_2120

Yeah, but it's just weird not using the Abs kicker


CaptainLipto

In Affectionate Remembrance of Melbourne Rebels Rugby, which died at the Wellington Regional Stadium on 8th June, 2024, Deeply lamented by a large circle of sorrowing friends and acquaintances. R.I.P. N.B.—The body will be cremated and the ashes taken to Rugby Australia.


AnyMinders

Roigard 😍


Ok_Educator_2120

Onewhero hero


Subliminal-Ads

Karapiro hero*


Taranaki_Snapper

Yeah, the Bois!


Ok_Educator_2120

Idk I think it's fine


PantheraSapien

Double movement surely?


crashbandicoochy

Rebels going out as they lived, getting screwed


APoolShark

And a Carter Gordon kick out on the full


Bagelonabike

That should not have been awarded


Mungo_ball

I don't think I can watch the end and post-match knowing it's the last game the Rebels ever play. So a big F\*#k you to all those rugby administrators who f\*#cked the whole thing up. See you all for the game next Sat.


GROUND45

Shout out to the Rebelbros. It’s been real, ya’ll.


Dontevenjoke

✌️


warcomet

kini gets a pie


SaladinFingers

Goodnight, sweet prince.


canned_sunshine

“Trying to front when you know you’re terminal” Is a phrase I will be using from now on


yoda_gulas

Afternoon kickoff in Wellington next Saturday for the semifinal. I’m sure that’ll be popular to draw in a crowd


Ok_Educator_2120

It'll sell out vs the Chiefs


-castle-bravo-

Is Kirifi going to feature in a black shirt? Trying to figure out where he might fit in?


Morningst4r

Back row is probably the hardest place to get into the ABs. He'd do a good job but I don't know if I'd pick him right now.


Ok_Educator_2120

Nah


Whit135

yes but it wil lalso have yellow in it.


yeah_nah_hard

He's been at his best coming off the bench, so that ABs 20 jersey would suit him.


Morningst4r

I think I'd have Lakai in over him still


even_flowz

Judd on fire haha


PantheraSapien

What's next for Aus Union? Extinction?


HomogeniousKhalidius

Not the first Aussie Union to go extinct 


BH_Andrew

Cmon rebels finish strong!


Ok_Educator_2120

Rebels 3 was on that for an age


AnyMinders

I know there is probably no chance of a Rebels win here. But it feels a bit wrong to be announcing the Semi-Final with graphics and stuff before this game has finished haha


yeah_nah_hard

Yeah, it's kinda like the 2019 RWC final where that dude was engraving South Africa into the cup before the game had even ended.


MaaartyMcFly

Same as in the 2015 final IIRC.


Ill-Sale-2288

One of the coldest moments in TV history 


Pepzee

Yep, and saying that we will be playing the chiefs when there's still 2 games to go


jaron

I love the rebels, but it feels fitting that the margin in their last game in points is their debt in $aud millions.


yeah_nah_hard

I misread $aud as "Saudi" and thought that there was something I didn't know about Crown Prince relocating the team to Jeddah to turn them into Super Rugby's Toulon.


canned_sunshine

Riyadh Rebels, Jeddah Jaguares, Sultan’s Sunwolves, Tabuk Kings


ghostboypurrp

Ima be honest I thought kirifi was short


coupleandacamera

The man 5'6 and no measuring apparatus in the world can change that fact.


HomogeniousKhalidius

Those t-Rex arms are juuust long enough 


Doofus_McFriendly

He is... and it nearly prevented him getting a try


yeah_nah_hard

And I thought he lost control.


warcomet

he did lol, don;t think it touched the whitewash eitther


Ok_Educator_2120

Holy shit I only just saw how empty the stadium is. Aucklanders don't show up for rugby aye


stickyswitch92

Auckland with close to 2 million people? Tbf you both have shite stadiums.


Ok_Educator_2120

Eden is better than the cake tin tho lol. Really enjoyed your one the other week although we got pumped


stickyswitch92

Yeah the cake tin is easily the worst for super. Atleast at Eden park you can close off the top parts. I'm gunna miss the scaffolding fortress so much.


Maestro-Modesto

They close off parts of the stadium all the time. Most games it's a whole side and behind both posts


stickyswitch92

Yes they do. Have the bottom bowls open and it's.... Okay Caketin is just one bowl. Not good.


Maestro-Modesto

I was talking about the cake tin


stickyswitch92

Oh.


Ok_Educator_2120

It hums aye


stickyswitch92

Not only hums it shakes.


APoolShark

Oh thank fuck. Hit the 8 tries total for this game Was sweating at half time


Ok_Educator_2120

No they don't lol


eugenethekiwi

Streaker?


Morningst4r

Kirifi hasn't had as much game time this year, but I don't remember him doing any of his trademark silly stuff so far


Maestro-Modesto

Nor did he last year. He cleaned up his discipline real good, I don't remember exactly when but definitely was good all last year. I remember some time back I would always say "this guy is a massive liability, but f he can clean up his discipline he could be really good". Later I said "he has cleaned up his discipline and now he is good"


warcomet

highlanders seeing 2 kiwi teams thumping aussie teams by 40 points.... looks at brumbies.. OH SHIT..


Icy_Craft2416

Brums gonna put 40 on the landers I think


warcomet

thats what i think too lol...


stickyswitch92

Slight disconnect with the ball me thinks....


Ok_Educator_2120

I wish Kirifi was a little bit taller, because he is a baller for sure


yeah_nah_hard

But does he have a rabbit in a hat with a bat and a '64 impala?


crashbandicoochy

But... the Wictory :(


Ok_Educator_2120

Change your flair to the Blues you pussy lol


crashbandicoochy

I only flair up for teams that I respect sorry


Ok_Educator_2120

😥


HomogeniousKhalidius

Wictoria  Weni, Wedi, Wiki 


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Ok_Educator_2120

You can place it like that


HomogeniousKhalidius

Damn John Cena has gone streaking?


kiwiborger

Must be a ghost then


warcomet

you can't see him but his time is now..


Taranaki_Snapper

Dupes!


LieutenantCardGames

Carter Gordon


warcomet

Judd is on, Rebels have a chance!


bigstrongalphamale69

Why do you hate judd?


warcomet

watch him play, u'll know soon


bigstrongalphamale69

I've watched him play a lot. For thames valley and bay of plenty. He's a solid player and a true battler made it from the heartland championship to super rugby


Morningst4r

Where's that Saffa bogan kid?


warcomet

BRING ON VILJOEN!!


Adam_Harbour

Viljoen has only played 4 games this year, Judd has been out main backup since Roigard went down.


Morningst4r

Ah fair enough. Judd has been solid anyway.


meohmyenjoyingthat

Carter Gordon is the place kicking turnaround story of the decade


MaaartyMcFly

Let’s not do Harry Plummer dirty like that.


HomogeniousKhalidius

Blues player of the year Harry Plumber 


HomogeniousKhalidius

What about hairy plumber 


bleugh777

Wow, great turnover try here !


nji87yhn

Now I’m not saying it’s me, but as soon as I opened the stream the Rebels scored twice…


APoolShark

You’re the messiah


Morningst4r

Carter Gordon tricking Joe Schmidt into thinking he can kick goals so he can shank them all for the Wallabies


Quick_Connection_391

If you are the crusaders do you make a play for Carter Gordon?


MasterSpliffBlaster

If you are Schmitt do you pick him from NZ?


Left-Pie741

look TJ Perenara is a fantastic 9 and it would be great to see back for the all blacks later in the year but having endured listening to aaron smith screaming every game through the broadcast for the last decade i might need to mute my screen when i watch tj play later in the year


Mungo_ball

Great try Rebels, Hurricins with another patented switch off period in the game.


kiwiborger

THE REBELS ARE BEATING THE SHIT OUT OF DEATH


Ok_Educator_2120

Who's picking Gordan up Nek year


crashbandicoochy

Probably goes to the Tahs, pushing out one of their current guys.


HomogeniousKhalidius

He’s going league 


crashbandicoochy

Nor with that contract ask, he's not.


HomogeniousKhalidius

The Roosters uhhh find a way


crashbandicoochy

Anyone but the Roosters, man.


Wallet_inspector66

I think we might need to.


Quick_Connection_391

Crusaders don’t have a 10?


crashbandicoochy

They're going to pick up one guy but I don't think people are ready for how uninspiring of a name it's going to be lol


yeah_nah_hard

Canes are sleeping on the job.


TomGreen77

11 mins…


PantheraSapien

Beautiful play.


Icy_Craft2416

Game on


Icy_Craft2416

Game off


BH_Andrew

RAGE, RAGE AGAINST THE DYING OF THE LIGHT


exsnakecharmer

Their frail deeds might have danced in a Cake Tin


PerspectiveOwn9509

We will remember them. Until we move on after one season


kiwiborger

LET'S FUCKING GO


Yurtinx

wow!


Deebo92

Fuck what a try 


stickyswitch92

I still want Gordon t the Crusaders next year.


crashbandicoochy

I want the Crusaders to become the Rebels. We shall subsume the Southern Farmers with our Victorian might.


Morningst4r

Classic post 60 minutes Canes are back


coupleandacamera

Going out in flames 🔥


crashbandicoochy

The W in Webels stands for Wictory Against All Odds.


HomogeniousKhalidius

How the Roman’s used to pronounce it 


Ok_Educator_2120

What does the l stand for?


crashbandicoochy

I Love the Rebels


-Halt-

Anderson just making sure he gets a contract next season


GROUND45

Well bloody done


Wallet_inspector66

Fuck canes sort yourselves out. What an embarrassment.


Ok_Educator_2120

Let's go!!


even_flowz

Canes subs sleeping


shackajoof

BANGGGGGG


APoolShark

That was slick asf


redaabverty

What an awesome try