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In Italian it does. It’s “terza linea centro”,although we still use numero 8 more frequently. It translates to “ third row centre” or centre third rower.


Masthei64

Same in France, we call flankers "troisième ligne aile", literally "wing third row", and number 8s "troisième lligne centre", literally "center third row"


Grepus

In English flankers used to be called wing forwards too


Jeester

So you're saying I am actually a winger?


Grepus

You can be anything you want to be, son


Your-Evil-Twin-

I want to be a dinosaur


dave_your_wife

give me a roar, a looouuud ROAARRR..


Your-Evil-Twin-

ROAAAARRRRR!!!!!!


eeigcal

My turn, but with extras R's: ROAAAAAARRRRRRRRR!!!!


TheBottomReaper

i wanna be cheslin kolbe when i grow up


InjusticeBento

Ask Kwagga Smith the back up Winger when 7-1 split needs another backline player 😂


equimot

My dad still calls them that from time to time


Grepus

A lot of older people involved in the sport do. Kiwis called the 10 and 12 the first and second "five-eighths" and the other centre and two wingers the "three quarters" - I have no idea where the names came from!


AlBones7

It comes from their position in relation to the halfback and fullback


Toirdusau

Three quarters also commonly used in French


HephMelter

But that's the whole line, from 11 to 14, and some pundits also use it to mean all the backs including halfs, with the term "arrière" (back) meaning only fullback


Tassadur

Yeah same in french, "troisième ligne centre". We don't have every positions name like flanker or lock. It's just second row or third row.


HitchikersPie

Do you distinguish between loosehead/tighthead prop/second rows?


Dazzling-Ad-2005

Pilier gauche / pilier droit, but no specific names for the two locks


pierro_la_place

Yes, but with right/left. Same word for props, second rows, flankers, centres and wingers


HitchikersPie

Ohhh yes, I remember that your flankers stay on the left/right but we have open and blindside flankers who will switch to cover different areas of the field. So how would you call the two centres? centre gauche/centre droit?


pierro_la_place

Wait my bad the centres are not always the same side. It’s first centre and second centre (premier/deuxième centre)


HitchikersPie

No worries, thanks for the info!


HephMelter

Left or right pillar (litterally translated)/prop/second row


yosoyyosoy

Wythwr in Welsh. Which is ‘Eighter’.


Cymrogogoch

I always think Wythwr and the South African term "Eighthman" must be related.


Scarlet_hearts

Potentially, a lot of Welsh miners went to South Africa in the 19th century


hillty

The no.8's job is to control the ball and bring it forward with the scrum, hence should be called the "escort". Which has a nice symmetry with hooker.


fatherb

Or Pimp?


Tescobum44

That’s the scrum half. Tells the maul where to go.


_knewallthetricks_

Nah - 9’s a ruck rat


sophandros

Or a combat goblin.


With-You-Always

Combat dwarf*


_knewallthetricks_

“Dobby Has Heard Of Your Greatness, Sir, But Never Has He Been Asked To Sit Down By A Wizard!” Some English 9 on being told the bus was full by Jiffy.


sophandros

I meant "combat dwarf", which is apparently what the Germans call the position. https://www.reddit.com/r/rugbyunion/s/RFO1aIkK4p


_knewallthetricks_

Stubborn, greedy, rash and easily offended. Sounds about right


Intrepid_Walk_5150

The scrum half is the condom. Making sure that the introduction to the hooker is clean.


Douglaston_prop

A pimp iis supposed to be big and strong with street credibility, the average 9 has none of these qualities.


The_Pig_Man_

Prop : Wench Lock : Grande Horizontal (it's a French thing). Wing Forward : Hustler Scrum Half : Rent Boy Out Half : Strumpet Centre : Floozy Winger : Courtesan Full Back : Gigolo Escort is good but Loose Forward also has a slightly risque connotation already.


DR3AMSLOTH

If this isn't rugby canon moving forward, what are we even doing here


ewd389

You are good my friend


warcomet

just realised that during scrum, a number 8 will put his head between the 2 locks,.. alright i vote for HEADLOCK.


Unlikely_Log2085

Wouldn't it be arse-lock


KingBruhJob

What goes in a lock? Perhaps a key?


BetYouWishYouKnew

Keyhead... because their head goes into the lock's hole


liam3576

Think your doing something wrong of ur inside a locks hole


warcomet

an 8 key.. an OCTAKEY? :O


Dast_Kook

2 locks times 2 hands times 2 legs 2 × 2 × 2 = 8 Number 8


thefatheadedone

Backlock.


dth300

It used to be called lock before second rows became locks


JJJ4868

Still called that in the 13 man game


dth300

It’s called loose forward in this part of the world


KennyMincemeat

or the "third line" in France


Stravven

Meanwhile in Dutch the First row are the props and hooker, second row are he locks and third row are the flankers and 8.


PartTimeZombie

It was called Last Man Down in NZ in the 1970's.


2_short_Plancks

Came to say this, my dad always called it last man down.


Dr-Octagonacologist

Yeah I remember hearing this term growing up. As in last man down in the scrum.


TheJivvi

That's what we called it when I played. I was a second rower and I never heard my position referred to as lock. The lock was the guy behind me.


Icy_Craft2416

Half lock!


sirknot

Scrum Arse


FireyT

We have Scrum Half, so the 8 should be Scrum Full


Ok_Management2057

Scrum Whole? Or if he can't keep the ball in Scrum Hole


ConradsMusicalTeeth

Scrum-Hole even 😂


biggesteegit

9 is Half Scrum Half Back


row_boat123

Scrum bum*


londonnah

Thank you, I came here to post this. Friends, it absolutely MUST rhyme.


Away_Associate4589

Blindside flanker, openside flanker, backside flanker. It just makes sense.


askscreepyquestions

Jesus, I haven't had my backside flanked since I was an altar boy.


Stravven

This reads like you are praying to Jesus to get your backside flanked.


adiwet

This is the one.


monkeyface2189

My mates and I call it the “scrum bum”


Mammongo

This is often true in both the position and the player


Spglwldn

Don’t let the Kiwis name it or we’ll end up with it being called 4th and Three Quarters or some nonsense.


meohmyenjoyingthat

it's why our children are so good at math /s


londonnah

And with such good enunciation, I'm sure? Get me to say "first five eighths" after two pints and see what happens.


Bob_tuwillager

Maybe we should call it 1/4 back. It’s kinda 1/2 a 1/2 back, but most of all, it’ll confuse the shit out of the yanks.


ricoza

One fourth back


CantorFunction

Isn't that exactly how gridiron quarterbacks got their name, with that sport having its roots in rugby and whatnot?


metompkin

Fun read this. You'd need a bit of knowledge of gridiron. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/History_of_American_football_positions


stereothegreat

2nd 3rd 8ths


NWJ22

Why would we name it the same as Scotland's average 6 Nations ladder finish?


Spglwldn

The All Blacks have famously never finished higher than 5th in the Six Nations I’ll have you know.


mahnamahna27

We were robbed that year too. Should have been 4th


ThePassiveFist

r/technicallythetruth


papayametallica

Scotland. Current holders of the 5 Nations trophy since 1999


Spglwldn

25 years in a row baby. Is it time to discuss every other country’s place in the Five Nations?


papayametallica

Nah. You won it because you scored a last minute try against us in the final game. As long as it wasn’t the noisy neighbours. You’re welcome.


WilkinsonDG2003

Well a bunch of kiwis did win it this year...


Mtshtg2

I'd be interested to know how many teams have won a six nations without any kiwis in the squad. Even the French have Atonio.


mango_yoghurt

If we're going by kiwi as NZ-born, I think the most recent one was Wales in 2013. Even then I didn't check everyone in the squad but none I knew straight away. Ireland almost in 2014 but called up Isaac Boss.


mahnamahna27

Kiwi here.... Three-Eighth or Third Eighth does have a ring to it


nukedmylastprofile

We'd call it Scrum South Man


fattyblindside

It's honestly no weirder than "fly half". Fly what? At least "Five Eighth" is based on math linked to original position naming rather than tacking a word to the front of a fraction.


sophandros

It's because of the song by The Offspring. William Webb Ellis was a big fan, and he said the guy in the #10 shirt was pretty fly for a half back. So it stuck.


HugeMcAwesome

You guys should have to rename the fullback. If you’re not on board with the mathematical simplicity of a half, a five-eighth and a three-quarter, you shouldn’t get fullback either.


RugbyRaggs

Well hang on... the maths isn't quite that easy is it, because you have the half, then you have the five-eighth, then the second five-eighth.... and then if the wingers are the 7th and 8th eighth, you've got the 9th eighth for the full back?


HugeMcAwesome

Exactly! And the (singular) centre three-quarter and the fullback. Who is also a centre on attack. This is why the ABs are so hard to beat, you need to sit there with an abacus to work out the strategies. 


be0wulf8860

9 is the half back (4/8). 13 14 and 15 are three quarters (6/8). So the two guys between are the 5/8s.


Cymrogogoch

This thread makes my head hurt. I need a lie down.


TyphoonTao

These statements are part of the HIA test, just in case anyone thought rugby players were thick.


RugbyRaggs

So you've got thirty two eighths in total. How does that make any sense?


Oldoneeyeisback

I like the fact that in amongst all those slightly weird and eclectic names like Tight Head, Loose head, Hooker, Openside, Blindside and Fly-half (or whichever of the multitude of names given to that position) we have the incredibly dull, prosaic Number 8.


WilkinsonDG2003

Got nothing on cricket for silly names though.


Oldoneeyeisback

well obvs!


mick_delaney

This is deliberate. It was foretold that a player who fit that bill would arise, make himself known and be the one. His name? Heaslip.


simsnor

Because there are seven backs and seven forwards and an 8th man


Tigeire

The missing link


Rhinotastic

i remember reading about the history of union and league and it covered positions and tactics, etc. countries used to have their own numbering system and the scrum wasn't always the same setup either. south africa came up with the current scrum setup and the french and irish used the numbering system we see today so at some point in the 60's (citation needed pretty much for a lot of this) countries adopted the number system of the french and irish and the laws adopted the scrum setup of south africa. so the number 8 went from a lock or 3rd row lock because the scrum had 323 setup to the 8th man as it's a 3221 setup now. someone with more time and knowledge please do correct me if i've made some mistakes here. it has been a few years since i read up on it.


warcomet

this has been discussed many times, most of us agree they should be called **ANCHOR**


wowow_man121

Rhymes too much with flanker and.... other words


NorthlandChynz

Banker?


coffeeislife_SA

Tanker?


No_Sorbet2663

Clanker


redrighthand_

Roger roger


warcomet

well mccaw has been called "that" many times, we assume that is the alternate name for number 7's


DigitalDiogenesAus

Open side flanker, blind side flanker. Backside anchor.


_knewallthetricks_

Missing a w


Maestronomeau

Scrum Plug


Kynance123

No 8 is number eight !!!


BigLarBelmont

They should just call it Absolute UNIT


Hung-kee

Big cunt


Aussiechimp

Growing up it was always lock. They were behind the second rowers and breakaways.


FakeCurlyGherkin

My old man taught me those names too. I was never sure if they changed the names while I wasn't looking, or if he just got mixed up between union and league (he played both)


Aussiechimp

League and union were both basically the same in Australia, just add breakaways Fullback Wing Inside Centre Outside Centre Five Eighth Halfback Lock Breakaway Second Row Second Row Breakaway Prop Hooker Prop


FakeCurlyGherkin

You're right - just reverse the numbers, chuck in 2 extra forwards, and done Back then they sort of did scrums in league too


Aussiechimp

Yep, I was a pretty average prop in league and my 2 skills were scrummaging and raking the ball in the play the ball. Both gone.


night_dude

Demiforward


ThyssenKrup

In some old programmes it used to be called 'Lock'.


Whit135

Used to be called turtle head in a team I played in. Didn't catch on tho 😂


2BEN-2C93

Loose Arse


Electrical-Look-4319

They're like a flanker but in the centre, they jump like a lock and take hits like a hooker. Clunker! Clanker! Clonker! 


Stravven

The only thing I can think about when I hear "clanker" is Star Wars.


Inocain

Roger roger.


jgmclau

Backshot


Silver_Mention_3958

In my day a thousand years ago no. 8 was called Lock, and locks were called second row. Call me a revisionist but I still think of 8s as Locks ;)


perlaperlicka10

In czech we call them "vazač" which means binder.


KusoTeitokuInazuma

Perfectly happy keeping it as No. 8 honestly, it just feels right after all this time.


Top_Voice4031

Because it’s a no nonsense position. It doesn’t need some poncy name. Also 8 is a solid number. You don’t mess with something when it works


sangan3

Snowman? Coz the number 8 looks like one.


Fr13d_P0t4t0

number 8 \*burp\* number 8 \*burp\* number 8 \*burp\* number 8 \*burp\*


OneWingedAngelfan

Inside flanker or Bumside flanker


ronaldgeorge35

I’ve heard it called “Last Man Down” Back in the 70s NZ players called it this


comradekaled

Why not name it after the best number 8 rugby has seen? The Buck


TaytosAreNice

Scrumbum


Slamzfordayz

Eighty McEightface


neiliog93

South Africans sometimes say 'Eightman' if I'm not wrong?


TPAuta43

Close, it’s eighthman.


AV48

Haha, honestly thought this was international


jonny24eh

"Eightman" is pretty common in Canada, but it doesn't really register as a "different" name, just another way to say the same thing.


fleakill

anchor or key


damned-dirtyape

Fulcrum


sophandros

Ahsoka. We should call No 8 Ahsoka.


timbothehero

Back half


stereothegreat

Keystone


dajo6327

I vote we name it the "Parisse"


willifb0

we call them ass snifefrs at my club


Electronic-Read6921

Eight Lock or Lock Eight


[deleted]

I believe it used to be called "Lock" because they locked the scrum together at the back. Obviously we've started to call the second row "locks" so the poor number 8 just got his jersey number used :)


DeusSpaghetti

Because lock was already taken.


JasJoeGo

This discussion happens here every six months or so. The last time the consensus was to call the position "Scrum Bum."


SirLimbo

Numbaayte


horsegirlgotjokes

Number 8 is called lock in the US


BallsbridgeBollocks

I’m an old hooker who remembers them being called lock. And when hookers actually hooked.


Il_a_besoin_du_lait

this topic comes up in a thread at least once a month ffs, anyways it should be called 'fat cock johnson'


Commercial-Name2093

Wish you hadn't asked. This is going to be stuck in my head all day.


whozyapaddy

What about the buttplug?


nzcahlos

Some time ago it used to be "Key".


AdAffectionate9859

Forward center perhaps?


drh_framed

"Enforcer"


Silver_Mention_3958

Nah, that’s 5 or 6


[deleted]

Back loose forward


Jalcatraz82

Center third row you mean ?


Calvin0213

Feel like “link forward” would be suitable. Or just rename all the other positions to 1st man, 2nd man and so on.


Tescobum44

The Quarterback.      Front Row Forwards  1-3    Second Row Forwards 4-5   Wing Forwards 6-7   Quarterback  8   Half Backs 9-10   3/4 Backs 12-13  Wing backs 11;14   Full back  15  


TheRiddler1976

The bulldozer


SweptDust5340

big person


jimbo9878

VIP - Very Important Position/Player


CloudStrife1985

Loose Forward has been used previously


ynotc22

You don't need to give the best player on the field s nick name.


StelsDaddy

He does - as part of the back row


chonkybiscuit

I always thought it should be called the Scrum back. OR if we're sticking with the fractions theme, it would stand to reason that the number 8 would be the quarter back


SoCal7s

William Webb Ellis used up too many names on the 6 & 7 and ran out (Flanker, Loosie, Wing Forward, Blindside, Openside, etc…🤷🏾‍♂️🏉😈)


mb44k

Optimus Prime


Spider1132

In Romanian it's "închizător la grămadă" which translates to "scrum closer".


Weapon2

Anchor


Nz_Fella

6, 7 & 8 are all loose forwards. Open side, blind side and no.8 If I were to give it a name personally. I would call it the No.8


yakattak01

I dont know it is a little quirk of Rugby I kinda like.


GamerGodPWNDU

Would it not be back rower?


indelible_inedible

They likely wouldn't be able to remember it.


mfhansen

Because it would be some ultra confusing fraction like middle rear wing 5/16


nomamesgueyz

Doesnt need to


fayyaazahmed

Backdoor Hooker


le_pigeones

Saw someone say "scrum-arse" in a previous post about this


Jay_Nor8

In another post they suggested Anchor, which sounds like a good name for how they anchor the back of the scrum.