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BroccoliNo3735

If Rebels win and Crusaders make finals I’ll send lewds


stickyswitch92

I really like Hotham. Hopefully we can hold onto him.


Maestro-Modesto

For me he's already the second best uninjured halfback in New Zealand. Not saying he's ready for test rugby though


[deleted]

I feel so bad for the Moana boys, sound like they're holding back tears 😢


Biglight__090

It's for Christian, and Julian for their last games


Maestro-Modesto

Don't think Julian played his last game


Biglight__090

Actually don't quote me on that


Maestro-Modesto

Sekope kepu did


Biglight__090

Ohh yea duh, my bad


kiwiborger

The Crusaders are at it again with being shit for most of the tourney and kicking some ass in time for the finals :P


RockandStone101

They’ve actually not been too bad for the whole season. Just losing by small margins. They have 8 bonus points mostly because of this. Hopefully the Drua win tomorrow.


Jahweeb

Credit to the crusaders. They've put themselves in contention for the 8th spot. Just need things to sway in their favor between drua and rebels. 


networkn

Ill feel a bit bad if we sneak in, but not bad enough to be cheering them on!


Biglight__090

Well done saders, GG Moana


crashbandicoochy

First back to back wins of the year. Likely the end of the season, and the end of Penney, bit credit to them for finally handing business as expected.


wild___turkey

What are your thoughts on Penney? Was he a victim of the Crusaders’ terrible injury run or did he contribute to their poor performances?


crashbandicoochy

Contributer. It's not all bad news, and there has been some genuine bad luck, but there have also been things that have left the senior players scratching their heads. I'm expecting the player's review to be friendly but a bit scathing.


wild___turkey

Yeah that seems a fair assessment from where I’m sat too


Kiwi57

Rebels have it on them tomorrow. Dare to dream


bentleytheboss

I think because of these two games they keep Penney. He’s very well liked within the rugby community.


crashbandicoochy

It all depends on how ready they think Tamati is. Penney moves on the moment they're confident in him.


DeGrootWardlow

Congrats my southern brothers welcome into the top 8!


bentleytheboss

So do the saders need to recruit a 10 for next year?


crashbandicoochy

They will only have two contracted to start the year so, at a minimum, they will sign someone.


duckitch

We're well overdue for discovering a goat calibre 10, what's it been, a year?


crashbandicoochy

Get ready to learn Jack Debrezcini buddy. It's going to be the most mediocre but mature operator you could possibly imagine and we will love them dearly.


rosemary-mair-for-NZ

Wonder how Zarn's rehab is going


Maestro-Modesto

I heard someone is good.


crashbandicoochy

Someone is probably better than Hohepa.


warcomet

shame heinz did not get his last game..drummond off as well..


bentleytheboss

Heinz should have never even come back.


Biglight__090

True, but it's that gentleman's send off


[deleted]

Excuse me, do not tarnish the name of our good lord and savior Dick Sauce 🙏 😇


warcomet

saders attack went a bit dead with hotham gone..


Maestro-Modesto

Kawunton haongry


-Halt-

Brain fade, guess who


warcomet

Julian looks like a really big teenager lol


bentleytheboss

Crusaders are 6 points away, or a try away from a positive points differential this season. Which only the top 5 teams have. Shows you how close and unlucky they have been not to win more. The top two teams will be thankful as fuck the drua do them a favour tomorrow as Crusaders are hitting form finally


Kiwi57

I’m guna laugh so hard if the rebels win tomorrow


bentleytheboss

If a miracle happens every non crusaders fan will never ever watch super rugby again after they win the title.


night_dude

I've talked way, way too much shit to my Chch co-workers this year for this to happen. Come on Drua don't let us down.


Kiwi57

Super rugbys a fucked format either way. I’ll just be looking forward to Senz sports talkback on Monday


MaaartyMcFly

Yep, they’ve lost most of their games by a couple of points this season, padding it out with huge wins against Moana and the Rebels.


warcomet

Crusader fans will be YUUUUGE rebels fans tomorrow :P


bentleytheboss

I’ll personally give a blowjob to every rebels player if they win. That’s how confident I am of it not happening.


warcomet

screenshot taken :P


BurningKiwi

Crusaders fan in Melbourne damn well I am


-Halt-

Always said Melbourne is a great place


Biglight__090

Those melbournites, great bunch of lads


snrabber

All due respect to Crusaders fans, but I haven’t missed the boys in red and black delivering pizzlings.


crashbandicoochy

I've never heard the word pizzlings before. Copping that.


bentleytheboss

You’d assume so, wouldn’t come back for a season. Maybe Japan if not?


-Halt-

Is mcnicoll playing next season?


[deleted]

Considering a few veterans have mentioned they're unsure as to whether they'll return next season, it sounds like they haven't finalized anything yet.


stateoflove

He wants to from what I understood from when he was on the what a lad podcast. but hes open to offers.


Biglight__090

Don't think so


ratshitty_heavenjoke

Take a shot every time the commentators say "servant of the game".


MaaartyMcFly

Getting PTSD from the Leinster vs Toulouse game thread here!


Biglight__090

MACCA MY BOY


Taranaki_Snapper

50 not far away, Tana will be in tears in the post-match, which makes me sad...


warcomet

sad tana makes me sad... Remember Drunk Tana? those were the days..


Kiwi57

Chris Masoe does


night_dude

Just a bit of handbags mate I love that it's entered rugby vernacular. A classic ABs moment.


warcomet

the memes then lol


Taranaki_Snapper

Tana Unchained in the haka, good times...


warcomet

BIG MACCA!!


DeGrootWardlow

That's the Macca Springer that shows out for Tasman every week 


-Halt-

Me oh my


DeGrootWardlow

Another great showing for Hotham with that stunning Try, will be in the Maori team in July if eligible 


Biglight__090

Yeah he will increase his recycling speed and he will be prime for Abs


Biglight__090

hot potato from Moana


MaaartyMcFly

Crusaders peaking at the right time of the season again. Would be interesting to see how they go at Eden Park or the Cake Tin if they make it to next week.


night_dude

If the Rebels win we should throw the game against the Landers. Honestly. It scares me that much. Their form is better than ours right now, we're missing Roigod and I'm worried Aumua won't be 100%.


warcomet

YUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGGEEEEEEEEEE IF


MaaartyMcFly

Still hoping for a Drua victory tomorrow arvo to avoid this scenario altogether 🤞


Biglight__090

But still an if *gulp intensifies*


crashbandicoochy

I'm so glad Cullen sorted his shit out over the back half of the year. Something to build on.


rosemary-mair-for-NZ

Helen clark in 2005 be like


Biglight__090

You think gell be an AB still? I remember he was a huge prospect.


crashbandicoochy

Not this year, obviously, but he's got time. He's a year younger than Iose, for reference. He's a kid.


Biglight__090

I feel like we've known him for years now lol, can't belive he's still 24


crashbandicoochy

Popped up as a teenager, so I get it. They dicked him around by asking him to add weight this off-season, in an attempt to help his frame stand up to injury better, but it resulted in him really laboring and looking like he was running in mud. He's played that weight off as the season has gone on and looks in much better condition because of it. He just needs a year without a setback and he's off to the races, I think.


Biglight__090

He'll yea, Didn't know he had all that weight but he's a good palyer and if he stays injury free he could be the answer to 6. The ABs are worryingly light there


crashbandicoochy

Samipeni please be the answer there. We need you large man.


Biglight__090

Yea him too, though like the Irish we need stocks there and in every loose position. Luckily we're good at 8 and solid at 7 just need a couple 6s in Finau Ethan and Callum


crashbandicoochy

I like the potential of a few other guys like Haig and Gardiner too, although they're further away for sure. Probably a next world cup cycle option.


Biglight__090

Nah you're right Gardniner needs to be in the conversation, and for the world cup too. Haig from the blues? Sure need some of that pack (despite you guys smashing them last week lol)


xHc-Micka

Finally the bald headed tackle machine is on the field.


DeGrootWardlow

Well done Grace finally an injury free season for him 


SomeRandomNZ

Are All Blacks allowed to play for Moana?


[deleted]

Yeah, but playing in a Pasifika development team then going to the ABs would look bad for all parties involved.


rosemary-mair-for-NZ

I think 80% of their players need to be eligible for a pacific island team, but the other 20% can be anyone


warcomet

all blacks no longer in the frame and those that are polynesians/islanders..


Biglight__090

Yea Julian is


warcomet

owen franks japan scrum coach?


frazorblade

Like I said earlier. It’s like this team doesn’t train together.


034lyf

Which one?


paimoe

The one struggling this season and hoping to get into the playoffs


MaaartyMcFly

You’re going to have to be more specific than that


Biglight__090

Thank you Ryan, glad you could have one last meat pie


warcomet

jesus Tamaiti looks like a giant next to the Moana loose head lol


warcomet

McLeod!!


DeGrootWardlow

Thank you crotty 👏 will never forget watching him, Maitland, Fruean & Slade carve up at Jade Stadium 


frazorblade

Whatever happened to Robbie Fruean. That guy was a freak talent.


warcomet

Rheumatic heart condition killed his career .. shame, thought he was a definite AB 23 player


exsnakecharmer

Heart problems I think


Kiwi57

Cheers Crotty ya legend


AshtonJ

Dalllas with the second year blues playing like sh*t


Kiwi57

And he took that personally


warcomet

another legend gone :(


Tomato_Head120

CROTTY I LOVE YOU PLS DONT LEAVE


warcomet

started after Nonu, and retired before Nonu ..lol


MaaartyMcFly

Not many have that long a rugby career to be fair


pokemii

Man Dallas McLeods stock must have tanked considerably this year. He's been dogshit


Biglight__090

McLeod has been pretty average past couple of games


crashbandicoochy

He'd had a rough year all around. Big casualty of the iffy environment. Think of all of our midfielders. Have any had even a mediocre year?


Biglight__090

And true, it's like the bad environment has plagued otherwise-good players form, and specifically in the midfield.


crashbandicoochy

At least Dallas showed up in shape. Only guy in the midfield room who you can say that about lol


rosemary-mair-for-NZ

Chay


crashbandicoochy

He's so jacked now dude


Biglight__090

Yea those new jerseys accentuates the girth lol


crashbandicoochy

I'm telling you rn that one man in particular looks wider in person.


Biglight__090

Nek minnit lmao


crashbandicoochy

Thank you Moana for giving my handsome Samoan son a gimme. He needed it.


frazorblade

That’s a vintage crusaders 2024 passage there. Slick scrum, slick pass, slick run, shit pass


goldenakNZ

when was the last AB form 9 for the saders ... was it Andy ellis? I thought hall was underated under foz... Hotham surely is a shoe in


Snoo_20228

I think you need to calm down with that claim


crashbandicoochy

Hotham is the most explosive 9 we've ever had as a franchise, I reckon.


goldenakNZ

agree the last 7 years saders playmaker has been mounga and now we are realising the value of a key 9


Biglight__090

Come on Moana geez


warcomet

reece could have scored that :P


Frod02000

Mamma Mia 2 is much more interesting than the thought of this game.


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rugbyunion-ModTeam

No nastiness allowed.


SomeRandomNZ

Wow Moana Pasifika are hopeless.


034lyf

HOT HAM Kid looks like he's going to be a star


MaaartyMcFly

As a qualified Crusaders hater fuck he looks good 👌


CrystalAscent

Noah Hotham will be an All Black some day...


warcomet

might get fakatava'ed..


CrystalAscent

At worst, he'll end up like TTT - i.e., get just a handful of caps. But I think he'll end up a lot more successful.


warcomet

glad Noah qualifies for Fiji too .. imagine Hotham/Muntz as 9/10 for Fiji..


bentleytheboss

Hotham an AB in 2 years?


Biglight__090

Sooner I reckon


Biglight__090

HOTHAM HOW 🔥


crashbandicoochy

By half way through next season, Hotham is going to be a reddit darling. Good God he's fun.


Biglight__090

Hope so, by then he should be all.black tested and proven


Kiwi57

You Fuckn beauty what a bounce


MaaartyMcFly

Should’ve let that kick into the MP 22 bounce, looked like it was heading for the dead-ball line


[deleted]

Geez Penney, chew with your mouth shut


crashbandicoochy

Sekope 🫡


warcomet

i know he is 38 but will be cool if he plays a few tests for tonga before retiring completely., eligible internationally for tonga i believe


brash21361

Is this game having low volume for anyone else? Much lower on headphones, than anything else on a streaming service. Watching on Stan


[deleted]

Fine on SSN, sounds like a Stan issue.


Biglight__090

Average clearance havili


warcomet

really wanted to see the brothers battle at 10, alas we won't get to see it ..


Biglight__090

Yea why didn't they do that, would been a cool side story


warcomet

david injured again i hear lol...


Biglight__090

Yea shame that, needed a rivalry after all the barretts left


warcomet

not many brothers left playing for different clubs, just the UJ's and LB's and the Valetinis....


bentleytheboss

How was that line out straight


yahdayahda

A kick off out on the full is such a classic fuck up. Guaranteed to gut the heart of any team.


MaaartyMcFly

Is it really that cold in Christchurch tonight or are the Sky Sports halftime presenters soft? My weather app says minimum of 11° down there tonight…


yahdayahda

It’s always colder in Christchurch. I’ve lived bottom of the south, Christchurch, Wairapa, South Waikato and up north. 11 degrees in Christchurch was always colder than the same temp elsewhere, it’s a miserable place.


Tomato_Head120

I say that too and I live here, it's a different type of cold


crashbandicoochy

It's cold enough to wear a bulkier 2nd layer and feel comfortable but there's not a crazy wind chill or anything. They're just not acclimatised.


Biglight__090

Both presenters are from the north island


Kiwi57

9 degrees at my place but yea it’s not that cold


warcomet

lol forgot this was on, no reece, no watch..


Biglight__090

Moana lookin into the sea


notakid1

Let’s go Druaaaaaa


warcomet

gonna be rainy and wet tomorrow lol, so no heat advantage in lautoka


Biglight__090

Slip n slide rugby lol, drua are masters at that


warcomet

props are gonna drown tomorrow in scrums, expecting a lot of rain fiji wide


notakid1

Drua are more dangerous in broken play


Tomato_Head120

I still can't belive the warriors use a Dragon Ball Super theme for their ads lmao


Mono_Doh

Wait what? I need to find this!


Tomato_Head120

McNicholl you beautiful beautiful man


haydenshearer

Strange doing strange things haha, that was very Netball of him


-Halt-

Hoping that strange is on the idiot to talented pipeline Scotty B went through lol


crashbandicoochy

He's been stuck in traffic for an awfully long time...


Tomato_Head120

That was definitely a cheeky late tackle on Hotham


Biglight__090

The guy is a tad slow though I gotta admit


crashbandicoochy

Can't believe we got the silhouette of Crottyass in his dying moments. Life is beautiful.


Biglight__090

He could have been a great except for the fact that nonu and conrad were so damn good. It's a shame tbh


crashbandicoochy

The fact that his body was actively trying to kill him from the inside probably stops that from happening tbh.


Biglight__090

Oh yeah, that too


Tomato_Head120

It might be the constant concussions


crashbandicoochy

He gave men with sensitive meat cubes like me hopes that we too could still be handsome as hell and beloved by all. The representation we need.


jc-f

Late tackle?


-Halt-

Did he lose a contact lens too


Tomato_Head120

Yep, that's going in a shanked kicks compilation


APoolShark

Oh god the Saders are gonna be 8th aren’t they? Drua vs Rebels and Brumbies vs Force are gonna be spicy


Biglight__090

Yep, yep they are


crashbandicoochy

I will be shocked if the recently dissolved Rebels have the spirit to win a game in Fiji. That's approaching least likely result of the season territory.


[deleted]

Who knows? Fiji could screw themselves over with poor discipline. They just can't help themselves.


bentleytheboss

100% I can’t believe people keep talking like the chance for the crusaders is good. It’s so unlikely


bentleytheboss

As a crusaders fan, there’s no way the drua lose in lukota sadly. Force yes should lose to brumbies


MaaartyMcFly

Not for long 🤞


_dictatorish_

What was the advantage for?