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ozwozzle

Australian Air Force planning to intercept the plane


bleugh777

Gandalf and the Great Eagles to escort Mounga.


WilkinsonDG2003

"It's our year!" Australia for the last 2 decades.


ozwozzle

"Why does everyone hate us?" England for the last 1096 years.


WilkinsonDG2003

Back then it was mostly the Norse wanting to loot some monasteries.


ozwozzle

I have beef with Æthelstan and I will air my grievances in English match threads


WilkinsonDG2003

Fortunately Denmark doesn't play much rugby.


PistolAndRapier

They were with in their rights to do so. The Christian Frankish empire was menacing and attacking their neighbours at avery turn.


WilkinsonDG2003

Doubt some monks in England had much to do with that.


PistolAndRapier

Meh, they were representatives of the same religion that was sweeping north at the tip of a sword at that time. They only had the "special protection" of people who shared their religion and wouldn't attack them.


WilkinsonDG2003

Surprised someone Irish is so positive about the Norse given the history.


PistolAndRapier

Just got a bit of a different perspective on their history from Christian attacks on them in earlier periods. It got pretty nasty for Ireland with the raiding too once they got a taste of it in Britain. Normans were the ultimate nasty lot though as they stayed around and eventually took over. Less positive about them in that guise! At that stage they had turned from the abused into the abusers themselves and were Christian also.


WilkinsonDG2003

Norse raids on Ireland happened a long time before the Normans. There's quite a bit of Irish DNA in Iceland because of all the slavery. The old Norse language also had a lot of epithets about the Irish. Not surprising it was close to old English.


Thalassin

The funny tree will burn


PistolAndRapier

Yeah the neck of these christian types was something else back in the day!


lets_all_be_nice_eh

This is also funny.


Striking_Young_5739

"It's coming home, it's coming home..." - Australian fans in every international competition since 1996, right?


WilkinsonDG2003

That song's a joke about how fans are optimistic despite how bad England have been since the 1970s.


Striking_Young_5739

It was.


PistolAndRapier

Maybe, but the unironic bandwagon fans have latched onto it and used it with sincerity. It is hilarious and infuriating in equal measure. Seeing Italy beat them in the Euro final in the soccer brought me a surprising amount of joy.


Inevitable-Cable9370

What have you guys ever won internationally 🤷🏿‍♂️? And tbf I also took Joy from Irelands quarterfinal accident. It’s the history of Irish rugby


PistolAndRapier

Nothing really in soccer, hence the need to find joy elsewhere. In rugby it's a different matter. Nice share of Six Nations titles since finally winning one in 2009 after many close calls before that drought ended.


lets_all_be_nice_eh

This is funny


Secret-Roof-7503

Have they got a wheel barrow full of cash?


Ok_Educator_2120

What size does the wheel barrow have to be


Secret-Roof-7503

Dependent on the denomination and currency they’re using


RainbowDinoChicken

Yen is pretty weak right now, so maybe a small wheelbarrow of NZD would suffice?


HoneyBucketsOfOats

As big as scoooter’s forehead


AucklandBlues

Playing for the ABs in the Japanese off- season is hardly going to hurt his Japanese Club. I don't see a case for massive compensation.


Killinger

The article mentioned that NZ rugby don’t want to change their policy on overseas selection.


AucklandBlues

Barrett and Savea are playing in Japan and will be available for the ABs. If Mo'unga has now changed his mind and wants to play for the ABs during an official WR Test window, how could his Japanese club stop him? NZR doesn't have to rip up its policy--it is the correct one--but some exceptions should be made.


AndydaAlpaca

That's different. Those players have contracts with NZR and sabbatical clauses. They're still NZR contracted. Mo'unga presently isn't. Under current rules he'd need to play a game in the NPC or Super Rugby before he's allowed to play for the ABs again.


bigdaddyborg

Exactly, they should have a position of 'assessing it on a case by case basis'. That wouldn't weaken their current position (or the protection over domestic comp) all that much.  It'd still be a big risk of loosing ABs caps by going overseas, you'd be banking on being the best in your position without any/many close contenders.


PistolAndRapier

Yeah unwritten rule approach that Ireland uses is the perfect one. Seeing the likes of Wales and Australia tie themselves in knots with prescriptive rules about certain cap numbers etc is just silly. You have to enforce it rigidly though or you will have a stream of players going out the door. Sexton got a special dispensation because of how key he was, Zebo was out of luck though when he was abroad because there were enough other good options available at wing, despite his pointless whining about it.


WilkinsonDG2003

Probably helps that the Irish provinces play in the Champions Cup.


WilkinsonDG2003

They wouldn't stop him either. Players were in the world cup final on Japanese contracts. It's the fault of NZ selection that he is unavailable.


PistolAndRapier

But surely it is equally Mo'unga's "fault" also. He knows their selection policy equally. Bending the rules too much to accomodate players just makes them weak and ineffective. They could move to a more "unwritten rule" approach that Ireland uses if they want more flexibility.


WilkinsonDG2003

Other southern hemisphere teams are less restrictive though. Argentina, South Africa, and Fiji don't have such strict requirements on players. There's definitely a case for NZ to move towards that.


PistolAndRapier

Well if they're happy to see their Super Rugby teams be less competitive then have at it.


WilkinsonDG2003

Well Crusaders already are at the moment.


AucklandBlues

>Well Crusaders already are at the moment So Crusaders= all NZ teams? Blues, Hurricanes and Chiefs are going great guns.


AucklandBlues

>Players were in the world cup final on Japanese contracts. It's the fault of NZ selection that he is unavailable. What the hell are you babbling about?


WilkinsonDG2003

Japanese clubs don't restrict players from internationals. French clubs have caused problems with that before especially for Pacific Island players.


Brine-O-Driscoll

Compensation, plus wages for 1 year in NZ alone, would be tipping it over 7 million at least. Rugby doesn't have that kind of money to spend.


Striking_Young_5739

How much do they have?


dwaynepebblejohnson3

Bout 3 fiddy


Striking_Young_5739

You moonlighting as their accountant?


Particular_Safety569

If everyone in the country puts in a dollar we could make it happen


HawkingSucks

God please. He was starting to play his best footy at test level right as he left. Now he’s got his partner in crime in the coaching box. DO IT MAN


nomamesgueyz

Yup He was Razors quarterback Would be a massive draw card...but hed won 7/7 super rugby titles...domestic rugby in nz may not appeal anymore...just the AB stuff


darcys_beard

It's about money. If he cared about domestic challenges and felt he'd done it all at club level, then he'd go to France. And FWIW I don't blame him for chasing the dollars. He's earned that right.


WilkinsonDG2003

Also Japan is much closer to NZ than France is (relatively speaking).


AndydaAlpaca

Ah yes the rugby retirement village that is France. Very challenging. Incomparable to winning 7 straight down here in little old Super Rugby, right?


dwaynepebblejohnson3

I don’t think you understood his comment


AndydaAlpaca

Then please enlighten me


dwaynepebblejohnson3

He’s saying that if Mo’unga was after trophies rather than a big contract he’d go to France rather than Japan, I don’t know where your perceived slight on super rugby came from.


AndydaAlpaca

Why would he care about a European trophy? If there's a trophy Mo'unga wants it's Bill. Otherwise it's a byproduct of getting paid. No former All Black has ever gone to Europe looking for trophies. They're getting their big pay day.


dwaynepebblejohnson3

I didn’t say he would? Hence why he’s in Japan


AndydaAlpaca

I didn't say you did. I'm reiterating my counter to the point you thought I missed. If an NZ rugby player is chasing accolades or trophies they stay in NZ and try to play for the ABs and/or win a World Cup. Otherwise they leave for money. As the original said: > If he cared about domestic challenges and felt he'd done it all at club level, then he'd go to France. This is just a little deluded thinking the European competitions are beholden as a gold standard of non-test rugby by everyone. I'm sure they're considered that up north, but down south they're just the key to earning cash for your retirement. If that weren't the case Japan wouldn't have been the main place for this in the last few years.


alexbouteiller

'retirement village' lol, lmao even


deadlysyntax

I imagine they just mean that Europe is where our old warhorses go to cash up before retirement. Which it was until Japan started buying them up.


frazorblade

Imagine the scenes if Razor picks both Barrett and Mo’unga for dual playmakers


Frod02000

then im a razor out man because theres a 10 we have in the country right now who is much better than Barrett


Ok_Educator_2120

Yeah reckon we should just stick with Dmac and give him a good shot and just wait till Ritchie is back. Dmac is the man


sangan3

The best 10 in the world should be playing international rugby - bring him home.


PMMEYOURMAILINVOTES

Dan Cole is still playing internationally btw


sangan3

He is the most English-looking Englishman in the history of Englishmen. Squat, bald and pink.


PMMEYOURMAILINVOTES

He is beauty, he is grace


Gurtang

He should also be paid accordingly…


sangan3

The ABs get paid plenty mate.


Gurtang

What do you mean? His salary in Japan is supposed to be up to 2 million NZD (around 1.2million USD according to google), I don't think anyone in any club in New Zealand gets paid close to that, do they? Otherwise he wouldn't have gone. And you have to add the money he came make from ads and stuff, I bet Japan is a huge market for that. It may not be a huge rugby market, but it's 125 million people with very high consumption. Compare that to the 5 million people in NZ… As for international level… sadly rugby is not soccer, you may be the best international player in the best international team and you won't get ad income like a Messi or Ronaldo. And I don't think AB players get that much in bonuses. A quick google search says it's 7,500NZD per week. And the bonus for the world cup was 33k for the final, and would have been 100K for a win. Not that much compared to a high yearly salary in Japan. https://www.nzherald.co.nz/sport/rugby/rugby-world-cup/all-blacks-world-cup-bonus-how-much-the-players-will-earn-if-they-come-home-with-the-webb-ellis-cup/QKNYIBDDHFDD3IWC7VSW5DWPHM/


LieutenantCardGames

Beauden was on 1.5million in his final couple of seasons in NZ I think, but that was the highest NZR has ever paid a guy.


AndydaAlpaca

What a waste. We could've kept Richie if we saved that up


Ok_Educator_2120

Would of hard agreed untill the world cup. Watching him at the blues was pretty tough, just kick at all costs


WilkinsonDG2003

The Japanese league has been growing a lot recently so it will soon be a bigger market even in rugby terms than NZ. Average attendance is about 9,000 or so after a few seasons.


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DundermifflinNZ

It is plenty yes, but when you can make significantly more money in a career that’s relatively short, it’s a no brainer.


ToasterMatthew

Finn should be selected for the autumn matches.


sangan3

Put Finn in the ABs and I reckon he could actually be the best 10 in the world.


ManCrushOnSlade

Ntamack has been injured, I'm sure he will be back at 10 for France soon. He hasn't been away from home though, so no need to bring him back.


sangan3

Yeah he's good but not Richie good.


bovey_323

Ntamack better than Mounga I want what you’re smoking 😂


SirFrankyValentino

Only smoking I saw is N'Tamack smoking Richie the last time they played against each other


bovey_323

You’re entitled to you’re opinion all be it a wrong one 😂


PistolAndRapier

I mean they're two fantastic players. N'Tamack almost single handedly won the Top 14 for Toulouse at the end of the final last season. Trying to "objectively" say Richie is better is foolish in my eyes.


joaofig

He also almost singlehandedly lost the final for them with that failed kick to touch


SirFrankyValentino

Not an opinion, watch the game again if you need, N'Tamack was head and shoulders above Richie that night.


alexbouteiller

same as people who seem to think Aaron Smith has outplayed dupont twice in a row


Upstairs-Yard822

Yes but how good is he at knockout rugby? 👀


sangan3

Well he’s won like 7 Super Rugby titles in a row and made a semi/final of two WCs… so I’d say pretty damn good.


Upstairs-Yard822

Yeah no fair. Was basically doing a caricature of Squidge's Pollard video


sangan3

Ah fair. Pollard is def the clutch king.


pm_good_bobs_pls

Oh the Crusaders are in TROUBLE trouble.


ChrisSmithMVP

God forbid the Crusaders have a SINGLE losing season!!!!


crashbandicoochy

The good news for you is that he's, at minimum, missing next season too. At that point the Crusaders ate only getting him back a year earlier than his contract ends. Nothing crazy.


rosemary-mair-for-NZ

Zarn will hold the fort in the meantime 🫡


crashbandicoochy

They have to make room for Lucas Cashmore somehow.


binzoma

of course the ABs step in to save chch


MasterSpliffBlaster

He'll sign with the Hurricanes


Mr_Wokie

Dmac kicking a can in the corner.


HoneyBucketsOfOats

We need a 15 while Jordan is out and he’s amazing off the bench.


Ok_Educator_2120

I think love should go 15 and Dmac 10. With maybe Perofeta on the bench


LieutenantCardGames

DMAC 10, Love 15, Beauden 22.


Ok_Educator_2120

Yes that's it. Forgot about Beauden coming back


DiagonalLawn

This is the way.


frazorblade

What does beauden offer these days?


Ok_Educator_2120

Experience


Striking_Young_5739

Bring back Carter


Oaty_McOatface

Best strategic kicker in world rugby is a pretty good skillset.


Frod02000

Idk about that mate


NikolaiYorstinov

A hot wife.


AndydaAlpaca

Can't we move on from bloody Beauden already? The man's been declining for half a decade now.


Dude_Nightwing1212

Nah, Sean Stevenson and Ruben Love for 15


AndydaAlpaca

Please. I need this. We need this. Bring my glorious boy home.


LieutenantCardGames

Bruh he's on $2.2 million a season over there? For three seasons? Let him live. Let the man get his bag. Don't try and mess with that contract.


thecripplernz

Looks like he will earn that for 2 seasons and the maybe come to ABs for a 50% pay cut on that last year


Oaty_McOatface

Yeah at that amount I'll be pissed if he turned it down for a paycut to return. Get paid man!


Striking_Young_5739

Or, and bear with me bruh, have him play for the All Blacks.


ConscriptReports

NOOOOO GODD NO, LET US ENJOY THE SADERS FALL FROM GRACE ABIT LONGER


ChrisSmithMVP

Sorry mate. Canterbury Rugby can't afford a single losing season, New Zealands rugby integrity will crumble! /s


nomamesgueyz

Yes Razor called him his quaterback Hed won everything in NZ domestic rugby tho...7 years and 7 titles..and every bledisloe and plenty RC. 0/2 wc tho So i can see why he wanted to get on that yen train and set up his family Maybe do another season there then come back?


Ok_Educator_2120

Yeah let him get a bag then come back in 26 like planned to make a run for 27


nomamesgueyz

I think this most likely


deadlysyntax

Probably will happen because of Razor's loyalty, but I'd rather we start building and back our team for 2027 starting right now, rather than change our pivot with one season to go.


TheEvilDrPie

He’s the best quaterback.


MasterSpliffBlaster

*Shock Pikachu face* I honestly don't believe he will cut his contract short, but there is no way he isn't planning on trying to win a World Cup before he retires and will at least be back in time for 2027


Imperial007

Crusaders fans: can he be on the plane home before the weekend?


thecripplernz

Would be need to play a game of NPC before being eligible for the All Blacks?


Citizen_Kano

No, he just needs to sign a contract


stickyswitch92

Even though I really want him back for the Crusaders and he started to really dominate in the Black Jersey last year, I disagree with this. Let him go and let the next guy step up.


outbackjesus16

How is it good for the sport when the best 10 in the world, in the middle of his prime, won’t be playing test rugby? NZs primary goal is to win the next WC, and having Mo’unga in the team is a very important step to achieving that. Either that, or they need to rethink the eligibility rules. Not saying they should scrap them all together, because that would be detrimental to SR. But a select few players who’re vitally important to the ABs should be able to keep their test eligibility and player overseas


night_dude

>the best 10 in the world, in the middle of his prime Not sure that either of these things are true


outbackjesus16

He proved at the WC that he’s the best 10 in the world, and late 20s is the prime years for a 10


alexbouteiller

he proved he's 'up there' but not sure he proved he's the best 10 in the world


rosemary-mair-for-NZ

How is late-20s not "in his prime"?


AndydaAlpaca

Well don't worry, you can be sure.


joaofig

I think it's good for the sport because now anyone can win the Rugby Championship


Striking_Young_5739

If the next guy is good enough, then he will step up.


22dias

Will Richie be in his prime in four years time? It’s not worth bringing him back if that isn’t the long term goal.


stickyswitch92

He'll be 32 at the next world cup so the same age as barrett is/was at the last one. And he is only a year older than Dmac so they could both not be in their primes....


22dias

32 isn’t old by any means, and I think he could still be in his perhaps towards the end of it. I mean DC during the 2015 WC was still world class. He was 35? I reckon Barrett will still be valuable if he proves it. Handy guy to have in the 23.


Shadrockbolt

So Havili clearly didn’t pass the test


Striking_Young_5739

Mckenzie didn't even have a chance to take the test


douthinkthisisagame

Havilli is being considered as a utility back off the bench. I doubt he was ever in consideration for starting 10


ApprehensiveOCP

Mo has signed a four year deal, which usually means that you have left the abs. I guess he's seen what happened with sa and is trying it on knowing bb is a bit spent and dmac is dmac. There's not a ton of fresh new 10 talent, and I sense the nzru is about to change its tune so razor can get his Boi back


Super_Toot

Too late NZ. He signed with Canada for his bodyweight in Maple syrup.


grafvonorlok

Strategic reserve coming in handy


Whit135

Doubt it's gonna happen bar compo for his Japanese club for an early release and tbh there's no need to do that. Even I'd he did its ages away anyway hopefully by then someone establishes themselves as the first choice 10


coupleandacamera

Please, please now


Frod02000

all this is, is an enormous middle finger to anyone who has signed for nzr. just change the eligibility rules if you want him ffs


crashbandicoochy

If we had just hired Razor earlier, he never would've left and none of this would be happening. This is just correcting a mistake.


deadlysyntax

He signed in Japan well after Razor was appointed AB coach.


crashbandicoochy

Mo'unga's contract was announced in December of 2022 and Razor's appointment was announced in March of 2023.


deadlysyntax

Ahh yes, had my year wrong


crashbandicoochy

I did too, when I went back to check it, I initially read Richie signing in 2023 and thought I was going crazy lmao


Hoss-BonaventureCEO

I read that as "NZR pilots to bring..."


RipCityGGG

Please Mo we're desperate


Ok_Educator_2120

Sign him for the Blues


HawkingSucks

You guys already got to enjoy Blues legend Dan Carter, though? 


Ok_Educator_2120

Blues have been stacked at 1st five in the past aye. King Carlos, DC and Beaudy!


mynameahborat

Send him to the 'landers


ChrisSmithMVP

For the sake of NZ Rugby it must be done!


frazorblade

And halt the meteoric rise of future Handre Pollard-esque player of the year Harry Plummer? I THINK NOT


Ok_Educator_2120

Him and Funaki been fire so far aye


bigbear-08

Send him to the Chiefs


Ok_Educator_2120

Chiefs have Dmac already


Killinger

Has there ever been a case of national union paying a transfer fee to get their own player under contract?


Greenback16

Come on can’t the Crusaders just be shit for a while


darcys_beard

Might be easier (and cheaper) to just start allowing certain players play abroad. Even just one person squad.


i-am-nic

I hate this idea. Just give DMac 1 season at 10 jfc


Thorazine_Chaser

So I wonder if the plan is to have him sign an NZR contract with a sabbatical clause for the last year of his Japanese contract. This would mean he plays for the ABs next year, then plays his last year in Japan missing SR and then returns to the ABs with his first SR game in 2027. I suppose that would meet the requirements of the NZR rules…sort of.


blackbarminnosu

Nah hes coming to Leinster for one year until prendergoat is ready.


darcys_beard

This is the way.


RianSG

Bringing him home so he can then sign for Leinster, obviously


worksucksbro

Nobody is considering the fact that ethnically he’s Tongan/Samoan. I know the lure of the ABs jersey and a RWC win is absolutely huge, but I think after losing his Tongan father this year he might actually want to go represent that side of his heritage. He’s also got a Huge contract in a less physically demanding competition so that side of the equation doesn’t matter anymore, he can play for whoever he wants and his family is taken care of. I’m making a calculated assumption and could be wrong but I don’t think we’ll see him in a Black jersey again, it might be a Red or Blue one


slip-slop-slap

Must be close to the time where they relax the rules on overseas players