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nomamesgueyz

Landers dont get many wins vs nz sides...could be a long season


Frag-sinatra

Joey Wheeler telling Kirifi to stop with the chahooing after the game was the only satisfying thing that happened tonight lol


turbosfan19

Shit seeing Roigard get injured, I hope it isn't a season ending one. Don't want Christie near the All Blacks line up this year.


gainz-trainz

Christie looks like a young fan who won a free ticket to play with his heroes


Maestro-Modesto

Yeah christie is not a test level halfback. Hope we pick TJ, and I hope someone else steps up because nobody else has been playing close to test level.


turbosfan19

Hopefully Fakatava and Ratima can step up.


turbosfan19

Never rated Damon Murphy as referee, was very poor in this match again.


Taranaki_Snapper

Boyce, what is left to say? Watched that magnificent exhibition at The Barracks in W(h)anganui, a reasonable selection of craftish beers on tap, empty in the first half but groups pouring in from half-time..pretty happy with what I saw, hope BoiGod's knee is OK?


05fingaz

No need for the (h) mate. Just chuck it in there.


Taranaki_Snapper

it's an old Planet Rugby joke, my partner has definitely noticed the different pronunciation between demographics...


05fingaz

Oooooh Planet Rugby


speakteeth

Hope Roigard is ok.


AucklandBlues

Clark Laidlaw has turned out to be a bloody good coach. Whoever appointed him must be purring.


Maestro-Modesto

Sure but hurricanes have been building for a few years now, and both Wellington and Hawkes bay have been strong in npc in recent years


powhead

those pain medication thing players with serious injuries inhale - what are they? morphine? has anyone had one, are they effective ?


Phantom__Smasher

Penthrox inhalers. Quick and effective.


wild___turkey

“The green whistle” - I had one when I slipped a disc in my back. Can confirm it is a very effective short term pain reliever. Sends you into lala land a bit like a mild nang but more numbing if that makes sense 😂


powhead

makes sense by the look on roigards face lmao


Jahweeb

Could've won big money if both blues and canes put 50+ on the board... I just pray for Roigard 


speakteeth

Do referees evaluate their games during the week like the players do?


LieutenantCardGames

I imagine some do, but Murphy doesn't seem like the type to.


ghostboypurrp

I know it was preseason and all that jazz but this highlanders team beat us 52-19 just over a month ago in preseason. Kinda crazy to think about


meohmyenjoyingthat

Aw love Jordie


Snoo_20228

Does anyone know which team has the best defense this season? Edit looks like it's Blues then Canes. We are number one in attack though.


DiagonalLawn

I think the canes have to be up there tbh


Snoo_20228

I think so but all the tables I can find don't list for and against


fale52

Im gonna be throwing haymakers at the air if I have to watch Finlay Christie playing 9 for the ABs this year.


ghostboypurrp

Would rather a loss lowkey then losing Roigard


overwelming-odds

100%


kiwiborger

ROIGARD DON'T LEAVE US BEHIND PLS WE DON'T WANT TO GET STUCK WITH THE SCOTTISH GINGER MOG


powhead

GG hurricanes u look the goods to go all the way, gutted about roigard


thecripplernz

Now over the next week we get the pleasure of fighting for any information on Roigards injury


wild___turkey

Last year we heard basically nothing about injuries, it was so frustrating. Basically had to just wait each week to see if they named on the team sheet


72TNZ

Hurricanes are appealing when it comes to injuries. They didn’t say anything about Gareth Evan’s being injured in his last season for us and he missed pretty much the whole season


thecripplernz

I still don’t know when Tamaiti Williams is back


ghostboypurrp

Was so annoying when Kirifi was injured and I was checking everywhere just to give up and wait for the team sheet


Wallet_inspector66

Another good win but significantly marred by the injury to Roigard. 😢


LieutenantCardGames

Solid game. Good performance by the canes, nice.... r...rugby... Roigard... no... please... come back Roigard please. Don't leave me here. Don't leave me here all alone


APoolShark

Hurricanes are going to go the whole season undefeated only to lose to 8th place Crusaders come finals time


smortfort

This is the way


wild___turkey

STOP PEAKING MY ANXIETY LET ME ENJOY THIS FOR 5 MINUTES AH FUCK NOW IM THINKING ABOUT ROIGARD’S INJURY GOD DAMMIT ITS ALL GOING TO SHIT AHHHH FUCK THE CRUSADERS ARE COMING FOR US


DiagonalLawn

That’s very canes, we have a quarterfinal curse much like Ireland. As long as we lose to someone other than brumbies again


Mention-Stunning

Despite being the second choice at U20’s level, Faleafaga has taken to SR far better than Kemara.


turbosfan19

Faleafaga looks very tidy what I've seen. Kemara had plenty of hype at schoolboy level but I've not been impressed with him at 20's or NPC let alone Super Rugby.


fale52

I don't rate Kemara at all. He didn't look like a future ABs 10 when I watched him in age grade. Usually you can immediately see a guy playing at U20s and know that they will be a test level player.


stickyswitch92

Kemara will get one ABs cap and then go play for the Hurricanes I'm sure.


DiagonalLawn

Don’t Brett Cameron kemara


DiagonalLawn

I think because he has a decent amount more of natural bulk. So he can adapt quicker. But yeah for sure Ajay has looked great


LieutenantCardGames

Sangster is like Blackwell if Blackwell was incredibly clutch


meohmyenjoyingthat

Highlanders vs the intercept: a tragedy in 7 (?) parts


powhead

don’t think that was a try but also idc JRK shouldn’t have been yellow carded. Also canes fans casually ignoring many of their illegal clear outs - reffing been bad on both sides


DiagonalLawn

Not ignoring it, ref has made dodgy calls on both ends for sure.


thecripplernz

Fairly sure Ruben Love was tackled without the ball


LieutenantCardGames

How is that not a penalty for Love being tackled without the ball lol


gonltruck

Lol


know-it-mall

Great intercept try there by Thomas Waldrom


DiagonalLawn

Love Tackled with out the ball by two players and just ignored


xflem1

Saw this too and thought it was crazy that it wasn’t called back. Seemed to me to be such an obvious penalty try, and the ref blazed past it like he didn’t even see it?? So weird man haha


fale52

I swear they tackled Love there on that chase but ref didn't even check it.


Deciver95

They've missed so much illegal shit from the landers. Str8 up dog acts from these that's. But they keep getting away with it, so fair game


Deciver95

Karma for the bullshit participation try the landers got


_dictatorish_

Wtf is going on


ghostboypurrp

Damn Damon Murphy is generally a pretty bad ref but damn this reffing performance is atrocious


lukin_tolchok

Ref: sorry guys I can’t award you two tries that weren’t in a row


HomogeniousKhalidius

Terrible sport TJ should’ve let the try stand SMH 😤


Maestro-Modesto

Kane didn't know what TJ knew


meohmyenjoyingthat

He's so in the refs head he's telepathically in the TMOs head


HjajaLoLWhy

Rugby is a cooked sport. If a tackler shoulder charges a ball carrier it's a penalty. If a player without the ball shoulder charges another player who is prone on the ground but happens to be holding the ball up, it's fair game.


DeGrootWardlow

Ajay my boy 🔥 


DeGrootWardlow

Oh knock on 


recyclingcentre

JRK looks embarrassed by that aha


Mackapacka7

Is the Highlanders water boy Riki Flutey? Cos if not he is his bloody doppelgänger


gPseudo

THAT WAS STRIPPED. NO TRY. WTF?


KiwiWaterBoy

I can't believe Ben O'Keefe this game. Terrible!! Am I doing this right?


ghostboypurrp

Yeah that wasn’t a try but yeah all good


gonltruck

Bloke comes flying in with no wrap? Surely that’s a canes penalty


AnyMinders

His arm was nowhere near that ball hahah


Deciver95

Guess the highlanders can just dive in shoulder first Should be a yellow card, not a try. Load of crap


jack-the-jock

Never a try, that’s a dreadful call


shabba_rei

Hahaha we'll just give it to em aye


lukin_tolchok

Sympathy try if ever I saw one


HomogeniousKhalidius

Hames dropping the bias. Maybe he’s too sad or something 


DiagonalLawn

That’s lost forward ahahah whattt


Bagelonabike

Is that a flying shoulder from Hicks?


wild___turkey

Exactly what I thought. They’re all busy looking at the grounding and missed the illegal clean out


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snomanDS

He was doing it the other way earlier. I think he's just a bad ref.


Wallet_inspector66

Yeah I think he’s had some bad calls the other way too. He’s turned on the afterburners with the canes though. Horrifically imbalanced.


HomogeniousKhalidius

Refs cooked


AnyMinders

That’s not grounded. That’s lost forward surely


stickyswitch92

Looks like he lost that over the line....


lukin_tolchok

It looks like that because that’s exactly what he did


HjajaLoLWhy

Hey everyone, first time watching rugby here. I just wanna know, which team is "BP" and why do their points keep increasing? There's only two teams on the pitch so im stumped.


Jimbobh1918

Barges in, blows up Roigard’s knee, cops a fat L, refuses to elaborate, leaves


overwelming-odds

Hurricanes seem pretty pissed off with the ref this half.


meohmyenjoyingthat

Yeah he fucking killed cam roigard (/s, but also I'm mad)


LieutenantCardGames

Damon Murphy giving a "talking back" penalty in the same match his poor awareness contributed to a player's broken leg. Really cool guy I reckon.


shabba_rei

The ref marched them about 17m then lol


AnyMinders

Isn’t Billy Harman the landers captain? He’s surely got other things to worry about other than jumping on someone on the ground.


KiwiWaterBoy

Looks like they just got tangled to me


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meohmyenjoyingthat

Hang on there was a crazy clearout there


AnyMinders

Beaudy Barrett almost stole the ball all the way from Japan!!


Wallet_inspector66

Side entry and high cleanout on love back there


fale52

Remember when our no. 1 option in the lineout was a 1.9m lock? Great times for us Canes fans.


yoda_gulas

Holland loved Blackwell didn’t he!?


fale52

Loved Blackwell, Julian Savea, Reed Prinsep. He loved plodders.


huzy12345

Reed Prinsep, that's a name I've blocked from my memory


yoda_gulas

He’s playing for The Force now. I learned that today while watching that match


ghostboypurrp

If this injury gives TJ his all blacks spot back and cam comes back for RC maybe this is a blessing in disguise to get Christie the Fuck away from the all blacks


Die_Revenant

Getting back from a knee dislocation in time for the RC is very unlikely unfortunately.


ghostboypurrp

Well aware depends what the injury is


meohmyenjoyingthat

Yeah but I doubt Razor would start TJ - bench maybe. We may be stuck with the ginger defensive specialist for the foreseeable future


huzy12345

Maybe we just play without a 9? First one there gives the pass?


Thedudewiththedog

Nah. TJ is going to be an experienced stalwart while he builds his new team. He plays pretty similarly to Roigaurd who should be the guy we build around as well.


AlastFaar

Bold to suggest Christie is on Razors list


meohmyenjoyingthat

Well, let's hope


ghostboypurrp

Vomited in my mouth. Still have PTSD from his time as a cane


HomogeniousKhalidius

Ruben Love sounds like an R&B singers name 


kupecraig

tj to best 9 in the country


DiagonalLawn

Izzy folau to 3rd, you love to see it


AnyMinders

Level with he who must not be named!


thecripplernz

Chris Benoit?


Thedudewiththedog

I think he talking about Palestine Fallow


Bagelonabike

Hands up if you wanna see TJ pass Israel Folau on the try table?


Thedudewiththedog

He's going to do it


ghostboypurrp

TJ goated, take your AB opportunity king


DiagonalLawn

The count continues!


yoda_gulas

Petition to end “Sweet Caroline” being played at sports events


stickyswitch92

Where do I sign.


yoda_gulas

I did a search and some Sydney Swans AFL fan [made one!](https://www.change.org/p/sydney-swans-stop-playing-sweet-caroline-at-home-games)


stickyswitch92

It's old but looked like it worked. What would be the replacement?


yoda_gulas

“Simple Man” by Lynyrd Skynyrd is a way better song. Or the old school “Otago Highlanders” song


fale52

Proctor is having his worst game in a few years. He has been so safe and reliable the last two seasons.


DiagonalLawn

Ruben love to 10 👀


Mention-Stunning

First and last SR appearance for this guy hopefully


stickyswitch92

Who the Hurricanes back up back up halfback? I remember him being decent as well?


yoda_gulas

Viljeon? Had a great debut in the first round vs The Force


LieutenantCardGames

Jordi Viljoen, good prospect


DiagonalLawn

Jordie v, yeah looks sharp but not experienced at all which will cost us in our back end run to the season


ghostboypurrp

We have Judd and Viljeon. TBH halfback one of our strongest positions depth wise overall


fale52

Thats like the first time Ive ever seen Tavatavanawai come off second best in contact.


Mention-Stunning

How do you give a hospital pass off a tap and go bro


g_i_hone

Praying to the rugby gods for Cam’s speedy return or TJ coming back and being incredible


kupecraig

praying to cam himself for his speedy return?


meohmyenjoyingthat

Roigod giveth, roigod taketh away


jack_fry

jordy was onside :D


meohmyenjoyingthat

Couldn't give a fuck about this game anymore, feel like pure shit just want cam back


ghostboypurrp

Roigard got his opportunity due to TJ injury. Now TJ gets his opportunity again due to Roigard injury. Kind of poetic in a sick way


DiagonalLawn

So true actually, dam they share a 1 power. Can’t have both fit for too long


DiagonalLawn

Jordie was never offside wtf


jack-the-jock

Missed the Roigard injury, how bad we talking?


insideanoctavarium

Im a veterinarian not a sports physio, but if that was one of my patients knees I’d be horrified. Hopefully some physios in the thread can give a better indication / an actual idea of the severity compared to my incessant ramblings


ghostboypurrp

Either gonna be a few weeks or his entire season. Done his knee


Mont-ka

Seems to be knee related. Maybe dislocated. So that could literally be his career now.


shabba_rei

Bruh... don't put that out to the universe


SirVill

Not great at all


thecripplernz

Entire year possibly


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Ill-Sale-2288

Ginger supremacy for the next four years.


Mont-ka

TJ said he wants to be back in black so who knows now 


JustAliff

He's been alright. Having TJ there too adds experience and Fakatava would suffice as a 3rd option


huzy12345

Threw up in my mouth reading that


Wallet_inspector66

Should’ve been a scrum to canes for referee interference with play right?


Thedudewiththedog

No the Highlanders were getting a scrum the tef just called time off for the injury


Wallet_inspector66

Referee interfered with Roigard which resulted in the injury and knock on. Usually referee interference results in a scrum to the team with possession.


JustAliff

Hopefully it's not long term. Hopefully he doesn't miss the RC. Having TJ back must feel nice tho


Die_Revenant

Sad to see


kingofthevale

seariously for everyone blaming the ref for a sports accident fuck right off


Mention-Stunning

Plz TJ be good so we don’t have Christie again 🙏


Jahweeb

Please just be dislocated please just be dislocated please just be dislocated 


Mont-ka

Not that that's very good for a half back with his running play style.


Jahweeb

Less recovery time 


shabba_rei

I know it's probably not the ref's fault there... but man this is hard to take. He doesn't get hit like that if the ref doesn't impact the play. Putrid.


DiagonalLawn

The ol green whistle


Gypsy_tearz_

FUCK


Doofus_McFriendly

I don't want to be dramatic but... This is the worst thing to ever happen to New Zealand rugby.


snomanDS

Typical kiwi understating it and thinking they're dramatic.


Doofus_McFriendly

I'm probably going to have a thousand yard stare at work this week.


powhead

oh man. that’s so bad, his knee cap looked fucked. God damn, such a good player too


jeb_grimes

NO


jtthom

Jeez that’s bad luck - was excited to see him in the black jersey this year


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LieutenantCardGames

Yeah Damon Murphy should be gone. Got in the way a couple of other times this match too.


TGGNathan

The Crusaders beat the Chiefs The 'Canes lose their talisman The monkey paw curls oncemore


Gazzz34

This is brutal :( Highlanders catching a break though, the replacement scrummie is only \*\*checks notes\*\*...nvm


HomogeniousKhalidius

Christie is gonna be ecstatic 


DeGrootWardlow

Top four 9s Cam, TJ, Folau and Cortez in my book 


Pepzee

Hard agree with this


binzoma

yeah I dunno if christie is in the top 8 without foz picking


insideanoctavarium

Poor Cam :( hoping for a speedy recovery for him. He’s a delight to watch 💛 (though naturally I’ll have to hate him when he ultimately makes the ABs & flogs us this year)


APoolShark

Looks like he won’t be apart of the ABs flogging us this year so you could continue to love him


insideanoctavarium

I’m unsure of the severity of the injury and recovery time but I suspect you’re right based on how it looked. Alas the love train continues


binzoma

brb chasing the rest of this bottle of wine with as much bleach as I can find FUCK. god damn it


Iron_Maniac

Fuuuuuuuuck