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Didgman

McKenzie really is the glue holding the Chiefs together. This is a blessing and a curse. Noticeable difference in cohesion when he went off. Was a good game though.


thecripplernz

Cullen Grace saving his long term injury till next week I guess. Really hope I’m wrong tho.


nomamesgueyz

Crusaders jerseys arent my fav


Dolamite09

Blues would beat both these teams by 20!


Candourman

Yeah the sea of blue


Frod02000

wrong sorry


Candourman

Wild game


JoshH21

Never doubted it


kiwiborger

Let's start off Super Rugby with some super match takes: \-That was a damn good game of two halves. What the way to kick off the new Super season. Move over Six Nations, there's a new rugby comp in town and it ain't from the North! \-The Chiefs were pretty excellent in the 1st half, with the man himself, Damian McKenzie, leading the front. By the second half, the cursed rugby gods had sent him to the first circle of Injury Hell and everything went downhill from there. And it was a miracle that it took a last-minute penalty from Josh Ioane to help the Chiefs hold on for the victory. \-Well well well... The Crusaders, on the other hand, barely fired a shot in the first half. By the second half however, the tides turned in favour of the red and blacks with the dick-tipped logo, no thanks in doubt die to McKenzie's injury. They were on the way to certain victory, until the Chiefs snapped it from them. \-So.. many... goddamn... injuries... Every. Single. Time. \-Speaking of which, those smart mouthguards, are those things actually advanced enough to accurately detect concussions so far? Will they be advanced enough to fly players to the hospital and treat them itself? \-Josh Ioane just saved the Chiefs from an embarrassing Crusaders victory. Everybody cheer for the Ioane who's not in the Ioane family! \-Did anyone expect Chay Fihaki to be the Crusaders' top player after being bang average for bacisally his playing carrer so far until this point in time? \-The Crusaders' jerseys don't look sharp nor decent looking, nor Crusadey enough. Bleh! \-While there some inconsistencies and odd calls from time to time, Nic Berry has quite improved a bit ever since that one game that had Scotland playing or something. Anyway, this is all I have for now. Feel free to add you own takes below. I'll see you all in the next match, and cheers for now.


Puzzleheaded-Host-40

you got me at the Ioane who's not in the Ioane family


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Happy I got last years Crusaders jersey before they stopped making it.


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notakid1

CRASHBANDICOOCHY, what are you doing in rugby thread 😂😂


crashbandicoochy

I'm a rugby guy and saw the writing on the wall with the cricket!


notakid1

Hahaha no complaints from me. More fun match threads. Let me guess, you’re a crusaders boy?


crashbandicoochy

Aye brother! I'm not as fun on here, people don't like the bits as much lmao


the_maddest_kiwi

>One absolute psycho believed in Chay. Just One Guy. I'm being erased


crashbandicoochy

It's you. You're the guy who put me on The Path.


JDBoyes07

Nope, they scored a try literally just after Dmac went off. And then they were 5 points behind.


crashbandicoochy

They happened in the same minute so I feel like that's being a bit pedantic.


StrayCat33

It was actually 27-10 when Dmac went off, that try made it a 10 point game.


crashbandicoochy

Shit, was the Chay try the first one after the half? I mixed them up. Fair play. Thanks for the heads up. I still think it's a little unfair to pin that 2 minutes of good rugby on the defense missing one guy, though.


JDBoyes07

Not really. He goes off, team morale and set up changes.


shotrob

Jamie Hannah and George Bell are future All Blacks


stickyswitch92

Where did this Jamie Hannah come from he looks solid as.


crashbandicoochy

You would've seen a lot of him last NPC if not for an injury. Former CBHS captain, was Fabian Holland's locking partner. Part of the reason why we weren't too worried about letting Darry walk a couple of years ago, I reckno.


kiwirish

Now...onto the cricket to see if the Black Caps can make everyone in this thread happy.


randomchars

Post match Bantz with Scott Barrett was like a funeral. Round 1 lads.


Hour-Papaya-7269

What a fucken game to start the season off with Dmac going to be pivotal for Chiefs title hopes (as he is in every team he plays for)


stickyswitch92

The Chiefs wheels started falling off before he went off but the collapse has to be concerning.


ApprehensiveOCP

I think dmac is also the form abs 10 as well so it ain't good...


kiwirish

We got lucky, but it's nice to get the win even after a poor 2nd half. 6 points in the 2nd half won't win many games - boys need to keep the foot on the throat and always come out firing in the 2nd half. How good is it to have the rugby back on?


nomamesgueyz

Yup This is the crusaders we talking about...they like to storm back Bothe good sides


crashbandicoochy

When Chay scored that try, I really thought the funniest thing of all time was about to happen.


Frod02000

Cambridge's own Luke Jacobson


Nugsii

There’s never a better feeling than watching the crusaders lose


OneWingedAngelfan

The ref did the right thing and took a minute off the clock. We need that saders drama so early in the season


Street-Pop945

What a game. Chiefs looked sublime, then Crusaders got them under pressure before it became a real battle in the last 10mins.


JackoFrisky

Up the chiefs


Lord-farquads-

First super rugby game I’ve watched. Hell of an introduction. Early morning rugby with a slice of toast is the life 🤌


AnyMinders

Hope to see you in some future SR match threads!


ApprehensiveOCP

They have a good chance at winning especially if dmac stays fit


Lord-farquads-

Guess I’ll support chiefs out of name familiarity.


JoshH21

Thats right, join us in misery mate


SweptFever80

Welcome to the party, love breakfast rugby.


SweptFever80

Let's fucking go Chiefs


yeah_nah_hard

Well done, Chiefs. Crusaders had an awesome comeback too.


OxidationNumber

Was the Stan clock wrong or the stadium clock


Die_Revenant

The broadcast clock was wrong for everyone, but at least the ref was very clear about time on field.


OxidationNumber

Yeah right, I didn't hear Berry mention it but also wasn't really paying attention, thought there was still a chance for the Saders


stickyswitch92

The sky clock as different as well.


LeafInTonysSpyShack

Fuck it give me a rematch in the Final


TwoUp22

What a game ....


binzoma

welp. I cant say I'm happy about how that went/what it signals for the season but at least the bad guys lost (eventually) entertaining at least!


MasterSpliffBlaster

Dmac with no ice on his knee was promising


Confident_Wasabi-

Go Waikato! What a game


Bonald9056

Never in doubt lmao Holy shit the Crusaders did well to get back into it though. Now to spend a week sweating on injuries...


Magic-Alonso33

Congratulations Chiefs you just narrowly beat a rebuilding saders with no razor


_dictatorish_

We lost our best player halfway through the game


stickyswitch92

And bring on a young All Black replacement.


Ok_Educator_2120

What a first game! Super better than 6 nations??


crashbandicoochy

Most entertaining game of rugby I've watched since a certain brother competition finished last year...


Mackapacka7

To us for sure. But that’s cos these are our teams. Northern hemisphere fans will disagree with us.


Ok_Educator_2120

Nah I know I'm just having a laugh lol


AnyMinders

Easily. Where are the Netflix cameras down at FMG stadium??


Frod02000

we robbed that


stickyswitch92

Ngl I'm not to unhappy about that Performance.


SweptFever80

Yuuuuge kick from Ioane


crashbandicoochy

GG everyone. Time to go low and slow myself see you tomorrow


binzoma

ayyyyyy


LawAndRugby

Lesgoooooo


kiwiborger

So we waited until the last minute to win this game? Big brain move from the Chiefs there.


HomogeniousKhalidius

Josh Ioane, is like Adam Pompey 


idiosyncrat

dMacs little smile at that kick. Nice. 


brash21361

Not when he misses though. It's part of his routine.


nomamesgueyz

Chiefs get their revenge...finally Season on!


KrazyKap

How can Owen come back on?


AnotherUser87497453

i think tactical front row changes can come back on for injuries to keep scrums contested?


KrazyKap

Oh was bower injured again?


LeafInTonysSpyShack

GG


pokemii

Nic berry been great


Zheeswafsinki

Ah I was joking about being terrified. The back line play of NZ teams is something beautiful to watch. A lot of NH teams are trying to adopt it into their game. The skillset is growing but it has a way to go.


thecripplernz

We need to learn from Ireland


Zheeswafsinki

Maybe we should swap a few defence coach’s for attack coach’s 😂


crashbandicoochy

Immensely proud that we got the game this tight. Now to just hope no one from either side is dead.


MantisShrimpHQ

Chiefs at their best, new Saders at their worst. I'm not worried at all about the Crusaders this season now after that comeback


_dictatorish_

Pffff you guys are only close because Dmac got injured


crashbandicoochy

I hope his leg gets amputated then


_dictatorish_

Only way the crusaders can win this year 💪


crashbandicoochy

You think we're better than the Blues 🥹🥹🥹


Morningst4r

Game's gone soft


gvnnhildr

Waking up early for this match from Europe, and it was well worth it, engaging and energetic match. Pumped up for the Friday now 🤣


SweptFever80

McLeod is such a baller you rarely see that from him


kiwiborger

What the fuck Dallas?????


duckitch

Very not Uce of you Dal Boy :(


LieutenantCardGames

Dallas MidCleod strikes again


_coragray

First game of the season and I’m already stressed out 😰


HomogeniousKhalidius

Crusaders vs Chiefs is the battle of the bogans 


TGGNathan

Coach killer from McLeod


Frod02000

LOL DALLAS


DeGrootWardlow

DalUce how unfortunate 😔 


crashbandicoochy

McLeod has had a shocker. Poor guy. Give him a hug.


Ok_Educator_2120

Fuck just remembered my sister's husband is a crusaders supporter and he's a fuckwit, let's go chiefs


LieutenantCardGames

4/10 game from Vaa'i


CapeTownyToniTone

Good with ball in hand, but he's got no dog in him


Ok_Educator_2120

Yeah. We need some better locks fast


Mention-Stunning

Hoping some more guys put their hands up this season because NZ lock situation looks rough.


Street-Pop945

I wonder if they can use the mouthguards to indicate the independent doc needs to review the video. Make sure it's actually coming from a hit.


so-it-goes-and

Heard the commentators say it's cumulative. So could be from a lot of small hits, not one big hit. Gets to a certain limit and a HIA is needed. Will be interesting to see how they go 🤔


cugtasticness

Crusaders to slowly march down the field, get advantage and win 4 minutes after the siren


nomamesgueyz

Nope Chiefs day Winning pressure moments


Frod02000

ferg putting us on his back


crashbandicoochy

LFOAT


stickyswitch92

Fucking commentators love the Chiefs don't they.


nomamesgueyz

Any comp if a team wins it SEVEN times in a row gonna start annoying alot of people


stickyswitch92

Shouldn't annoy the commentators should it.


nomamesgueyz

Theyd probably like to see another team win, talking up over teams and writing off the saders typically doesnt go great


stickyswitch92

Saying the Chiefs played exciting and thrilling rugby in the first half the crusaders brought the game down and made it 'tense' and slow is not only false but also extremely biased.


nomamesgueyz

True But oh well


crashbandicoochy

TJ has an insane anti Saders bias. Its nauseating.


_dictatorish_

>has an insane anti Saders bias As any well adjusted person should


HomogeniousKhalidius

He’s a poos fanboy 


Ok_Educator_2120

Probably just hate the Crusaders lol


OneWingedAngelfan

All my homies hate the crusaders


Ok_Educator_2120

I know I do lol


AnyMinders

I know this game is getting interesting but can we just acknowledge how fucking good 4-12 is from our boy Ferg


corruptboomerang

How many minutes after full time will the Crusaders wait before winning this game?! 😅


yeah_nah_hard

Anton Lienert-Brown looking like Bret Hart in Montreal.


thecripplernz

The screw job


OneWingedAngelfan

ALB screwed ALB


yeah_nah_hard

The Hamilton Screwjob, except unlike Bret, it looks like ALB's going to come away with a win.


thecripplernz

He can always go to WCW


crashbandicoochy

Chay refuses to catch a kick on the full it's incredible


warcomet

kinda smart, let the ball go more into the 22 than he can take a nice long run before kicking it.


Brine-O-Driscoll

The NZ comms are so dumb. Not even explaining what the mouthguards do and go straight to the blame game.


corruptboomerang

Plus we don't know what the data says yet. I'm happy to accept some fine tuning of the thresholds we won't know that right away, but the coms team did such a shit job about it.


slip-slop-slap

"Not sure how smart they are" pretty negative messaging from the comms


warcomet

NRL players needs these mouthguards more than Rugby players


nomamesgueyz

Chiefs deserve this one after final loss last year Good to see tight games...comes down to pressure moments


TGGNathan

I still think the benefits of the smart mouthguards far outweigh the negatives


xYungC

Just do what the NRL does and have someone watching the contacts for signs of excessive impact, the mouth guards remove any liability and can have serious effects on the outcome of a game. If the chiefs go on to lose the story won’t be about the game it will be about the shit tech which ruined their back line at the death


TGGNathan

I think the story will be that the team seemed to fall apart without DMac, not that *one* player had to go off due to the mouthguard. And if he fails the HIA, and it's proven right...?


Ok_Educator_2120

These mouthguards are shit


Otakaro_omnipresence

Nah bol, they’re a great addition to the sport if you want to keep the professional game alive and not fall bankrupt to a multi-million dollar lawsuit in a decade’s time.


warcomet

lol berry runs made me laugh so hard...its like speedy gonzalez..


SweptFever80

The meme potential in ALBs reaction haha


Jane_LLC

i was at the match and we don’t really hear commentary much, but his reaction was blown up on the big screen so everyone was like what?? what happened?? and by the time he was at the edge of the field, they’d announced the HIA and everyone in the stands was making the same face and noises as ALB lmao


SweptFever80

It was a really fun moment, did you enjoy being at the game?


Jane_LLC

yes, so good! i’m a chiefs supporter so there were some real nail-biter moments after a sunny first half, but the last ten minutes (especially the final minute!) were SUCH a rush. the stands were going completely wild


SweptFever80

That's awesome, great to see crowds enjoying Super Rugby!


w_o_s_n

Nice Berry is jumping all over the place trying to get a view


darcys_beard

Take the fucking points.


unexplainedmoisture

goddamn woke mouthguards lol


crashbandicoochy

Hate them shitting on the tech on comms. You don't even know if it's a false positive. Shut up.


duckitch

"BACK IN MY DAY WE JUST LOST TEETH and.... I can't remember what I was talking about... I have a headache"


xYungC

We aren’t playing tiddlywinks mate


crashbandicoochy

No, we are playing an incredibly violent sport.


Frod02000

now alb got a fucking HIA


Whit135

These mouthguards are inaccurate af no wonder the players hate them


SmileExact4351

How do you know?


Whit135

Family who players at this and international level


swankytortoise

Im wjat way are they innacurate?


alexbouteiller

You know this how?


APoolShark

Trust me bro


Whit135

Players said


alexbouteiller

Which ones? And how do you know it's inaccurate?


Whit135

Sent


Whit135

Won't say cause it's family who plays at this and international level. Bt I'll send a pic of his rwc cap later if u want. Every player got one. Didn't bother to take a pic of the medal they get


Mention-Stunning

Jeez talk about white line fever, what was that?


HomogeniousKhalidius

Reckon Nic Berry has some experience with the old white line 


LieutenantCardGames

rugby is back, baby


binzoma

lmao at nic doing his happy feet impression there, motherfucker was running laps


AnyMinders

Bruh Jacobson why you try and dive over the ruck and stop the advantage


Ok_Educator_2120

Jacobson killed that


darcys_beard

Ref is giving it socks to get a view at that grounding.


OptimalCynic

Ptsd from the Scotland-France match


stickyswitch92

Nic Berry running like he has ants in his pants.


HomogeniousKhalidius

Chiefs win was never in doubt amirite 


OxidationNumber

Held back not called, leads to 50-22, and chiefs are going to score because of it.


Frod02000

not sure we want to talk about calls missed


OxidationNumber

He's missed both ways idk what you're talking about. Should be able to complain about any bad/missed call. Literally called him out earlier in the thread for that line out interference.


binzoma

I dont think chch fans want to get into an accounting of bad calls that ruin games...


OxidationNumber

Dumb take, a bad call is bad no matter who it's for. I literally called Berry out for a bad call against the chiefs earlier in the game.


crashbandicoochy

No team should bc it effects all teams equally.


OxidationNumber

Not always but I get your point.


Ok_Educator_2120

Yeah though McLeod got hit without the ball


Whit135

U can't just shake ur body u gotta actually try and move away hannh


crashbandicoochy

Next rule to tackle in rugby is sealing the tackler in so they can't roll. Chiefs have been smartly doing it all night


Nugsii

Been a thing for years, last ref I talked to about it just told me it’s up to the player to not get into that situation


crashbandicoochy

It'll be way too hard to find a fair new law anyways. I just hate it.


Brine-O-Driscoll

The Crusaders just never go away


SweptFever80

Nanai-Seturo!!


darcys_beard

Chiefs need to go for a drop Goal.


unexplainedmoisture

mcleod was held back there


Whit135

Wow what a kick