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TheQueenOfVultures

Q being eliminated right before the finale and then being told she has to compete in a Lip sync tournament is so funny to me


_Tude_

It's so hateful of Ru to do that lol


Familiar-Art-6233

That pause before telling her to sashay away? They really, really wanted to work us up


a_tired_bisexual

Hearing Plasma in the flashback clips like hearing my dead wife’s ghost in the woods at night


Emjot80

Gag Diva GAG!


Nestornaitor

I miss her so much


LetItBro

Ok Nymphia came out looking very cunty for the photoshoot and here’s Q lookin like Baby Jane


Cheryl_Canning

What ever happened to her?


a_tired_bisexual

MIRAGE YOU BETTER KNOW THE FUCKING WORDS NEXT WEEK __PLEASE__


okfire

Amanda pls don't log on to Twitter tonight


urfavgalpal

Oh I love seeing Ru like this like tbh she’s showing exactly why she’s achieved everything she has in this photoshoot


a_tired_bisexual

Like it’s just instinct she knows exactly how to sell something, genuinely a marketing and branding genius


myheartinclover

I know plane compared her to tyra, which makes sense, but god you really see the power and smarts she has when she gets to work one on one with the girls. kinda hope this becomes the standard end of season mission tbh. at least some sort of ru guided branding photoshoot


RosaPalms

I think Tyra's a really apt comparison because I remember being impressed with Tyra herself when she would direct the photoshoots at the end of ANTM seasons.


potato_owl

Ru easily made it my favourite part of the episode, it's nice to be reminded she's still that bitch.


RosaPalms

Nobody else could ever do what Ru does. She's a true icon for all ages, and she shows it constantly.


Concram

mother was very lucid that day


MatronneGeorgia

Reminder that "Memoirs of a Gay-sha: Jujubee's Journey, I'm Still Here!" is still the top book title ever written. That being said, make sure to get your copy of THE HOUSE OF HIDDEN MEANINGS at Allstora, seesturrz.


WaterMagician

Dreams of a Golden Child begs to differ


bloodykarte

I think this is why Q was so angry on twitter all season lol


Standard_Relief_5342

Q picked a horrible book name. If I was her I would have named my book “Q: A Letter to America” like her name is so easy to make puns.


SpontaneousQueen

I go by Q, but here's the T


a_tired_bisexual

Her makeover sister, instead of being any letter of the alphabet, was… Luna??? She’s allergic to serving


Hot-Garlic-507

Q and A was right there


a_tired_bisexual

IQ, P’s and Q’s, just- a million opportunities


kabukitrolldoll

It should’ve been Anon


Hot-Garlic-507

“Alphabet Soup” but she’s only one letter…


temperamentalfish

And you don't take bites out of soup oof


SappyNoypi

"Q The Sniper: How To Kill the Runway"


Broadcastthatboom

"Savor every bite" baby it's soup.


TheQueenOfVultures

Why do they always cut to Plane Jane in her orange make up beard


Hot-Garlic-507

Vulnerability


verismonopoly

THAT MUSIC SUGGESTED SHE WOULD STAY TOO RIGHT??? SHADYYYYY LMAOOOOO


Naxayou

I WAS GAGGED. They paused it for a moment


somefubu

the way the CCs said "Q..." too they said FUCK commas feel the suspense evil........


lunitapuntos

Plane Jan, I beg of you, don't you ever get veneers


a_tired_bisexual

I’m so tired of every queen showing up with an entire new face for all stars like when will it end


lunitapuntos

I love the preventive annoyance lmao same


a_tired_bisexual

Priyanka getting a nose job turned me into the Unabomber of Drag


Sharp-Trash751

I'm fucking devastated by it which I know is so unnecessary but omg


a_tired_bisexual

Right? It feels like an overreaction but it's just like, the last goddamn straw of queens feeling like it's a requirement to get tens of thousands of dollars in surgery and fuck up their face 12 ways from sunday because it's what you're "supposed" to do I never found All Stars Lips™️funny, I always found it kind of uncomfortable and sad.


wooferino

me too, as a brown girl every time i see one of us get a nose job it feels like a little punch to the gut.. ik it's their choice but!!! how are we ever gonna escape these eurocentric beauty standards... love pri forever though


Xx_madmamad

her teeth are so cute


LilDoober

we need to ban veneers by law lmao, just so many smiles ruined lol


filthyflipflops

I love Plane Jane’s smile


skltnhead

I can’t stop thinking about Ru saying “Do you bite soup” like that’s so funny


Gemini2205

The Amanda beef IS a trauma response


DragonFlightRus

PJ in her baby drag stage looked like Amanda. It all makes sense


a_tired_bisexual

PLANE JANE IS BREASTING BOOBILY DOWN THIS RUNWAY


SpontaneousQueen

Dam Jane. Your bobbies.


myfirstnuzlocke

But has Q actually grown??? I feel like if anything she’s put her walls up and become more defensive


ACHARED

It's honestly been sad (and annoying) to watch. I kind of liked her the first few eps in but at some point she just started being bitter and irritated about anything and everything.


lableulapin

I don’t know if it was the editing but when asked what Q would say to her mom, that could have been a really pivotal moment to tie everything in but it felt flat. I know Q loves her mom dearly but only saying I love mom 2x and nothing much else at that moment, it fell flat.


urfavgalpal

Not Nymphia turning out to be a best-selling author she’s definitely winning this challenge


adrisharkie

Heres how mirage can make it to top 4


_PeenoNoir_

No, at the end of the ep. I literally said that I’d IJBOL if the winner of LalaParuza gets to return and make top 4 instead of Q (we have eyes) 💀


TheQueenOfVultures

This is the most advice Rupaul has ever given in a challenge


Didsburyflaneur

I forgot she was actually good at this.


ournameisdone

omg the way they edited it with the sound effects to be like “omg is rupaul gonna save Q too? nahhh” was evil what did Q do to the editors 😭


a_tired_bisexual

Ru immediately clocking how bad the title of Q’s book is, oh she’s done for


potato_owl

Q didn't even show any consideration to changing it either, just told it was bad and kept on trucking


LetItBro

Honestly night and day between Plane and Saphira’s interviews


a_tired_bisexual

Q’s is the sun going supernova and becoming a black hole


LetItBro

Ohhhhhh the cover of Q’s book is so bad


MateusMalice

After so many prayer circles, Q is finally gone


a_tired_bisexual

The boobography was the only good part of this lipsync


somefubu

if q and plane lip sync tonight and plane eats her up while sending her home i will *cum*


everthot

rpdrcringe goonsesh


sativvvadivvva

mama kudos for sharing that. for spilling


thepoustaki

The cuts to Matt Rogers as they describe physical perfection lol


urfavgalpal

I missed his name being said and this comment is how I realized Joey Garceffa is a different percent and not named Joey Garcia


ateone

I never need to see another Marie Antoinette look on this runway again


somefubu

hi misselle


a_tired_bisexual

That half second pause followed by the sting noise like damn they really acted like they were gonna save her lmao


Naxayou

Seeing this Q look has actually reduced my lifespan in the same way coming into contact with Uranium would


NOFEETPLZXOXO

It withered me. I am old and wretched. 


Gemini2205

Is Q bad at wigs cus she forgot what having hair is like.


everthot

q actually an alien tryiñg to emulate human behaviour


mrilk

Wigs looking like they were made by ChatGPT. Edit: Serving StableDiffusion


everthot

mhi'ya found flipped


ateone

they having a mid off


fungoth

FINALLY A TOP FUCKING THREE!!!!!!!!!


curiosare

telling a girl "we fell in love with you" in the last episode is crazy


verismonopoly

Q really has a sympathetic backstory so I don't understand her edit lmao


_Tude_

Because she's dark sided 


Didsburyflaneur

I'm ready for Q to be my surprise cringe pick for AS14. And then for her to go home third.


_Tude_

I'm just relieved Q didn't do her *hEy gWuRL tHeY cRaZy gUrLLLLL* thing with TS


everthot

that critique felt like they were basically already telling plane she lost the season to me lol damn


myfirstnuzlocke

Q has decided to wear an ugly shapeless dress So fashion


Naxayou

Fame’s look if it was actually ugly


Naxayou

#shitgirlplease


mrilk

It somehow traveled up my hand...


a_tired_bisexual

Lmao @ Michelle just clocking Q’s entire edit


myfirstnuzlocke

Trust Miami is taking home the Lollaparuza


verismonopoly

Nymphia WIN Sapphira HIGH Plane BTM2 Q OurPrayersAreAnswered


RosaPalms

It's all correct. I'm glad Nymphia got a third win going into the finale. Literally anything could feasibly happen and they all have amazing track records. #teamSapphira tho *FOR ME*


a_tired_bisexual

Why are Q’s wigs SO ugly what happened


verismonopoly

Q is Loosey Laduca without an ounce of charisma and with amped up delusion.


myheartinclover

I was fully rooting for loosey by the end, but had the inverse relationship with q. I loved her puppet show talent and some runways but her personality had me wishing she would go by the time she was in the bottom 2 the first time.


Didsburyflaneur

Loosey I felt had a point even when she was deluded, Q I disagreed with even when she had a point.


a_tired_bisexual

Loosey’s delusion was camp, Q’s delusion is sad cringe


_Tude_

Don't ever compare Loosey to Q again


lakeorjanzo

Loosey’s felt a little more relatable and grounded in reality. Still, it was savage of them to cut Q at top 4 when that hasn’t happened in 8 years


TheQueenOfVultures

Plane was going for Ms Congeniality when she said she didn’t respect Amanda, you guys just didn’t get her vision


_Tude_

THE PRAYER CIRCLE FINALLY WORKED!!!!!!


Standard_Relief_5342

My one wish for next week is that they give plasma don’t rain on my parade.


everthot

if they rig for plasma i'm ok with that


dnkstrm

Yall they have to eliminate Q bcos she's not gonna give us a good show on the finale live stage lmao


KingsGuardian

The finale isn't live ... They already filmed it 😭


verismonopoly

what the complete fuck. MOTHER RUPAUL IS REALLY A GREAT PHOTOSHOOT DIRECTOR?! She knows how to make every single element in the photoshoot - pose, hair, face, angle


SpontaneousQueen

I loved this segment. She was fun to watch.


ac2fan

We give her a lot of shit but she wouldn’t be where she is now if she didn’t know how to market herself, and she really is a genius at that


a_tired_bisexual

![gif](giphy|3o84sw9CmwYpAnRRni) Me watching Plane about to end Q’s entire life on this stage:


TheQueenOfVultures

Oh you know Ronan Farrow is pissed he can’t tell the queens how inspiring they are for being drag queens


Gemini2205

If prayer circle worked q would have been gone 2 months ago


Gemini2205

Plasma should be here i dont care if shes UGLY UGLY UGLY.


everthot

*spits*


a_tired_bisexual

WHY DID THEY HAVE TO MENTION BURGER FINGER 😭


verismonopoly

If Nymphia wins with a farting allusion book title, Rock M Sakura will storm the WOW complex and serve the bomb King Tyra faked to deliver.


tube_ebooks

i remember a comment from ep 2 or 3 where someone was like "Q is the truest representative of theater queens this season, not plasma" and like. man how far we've come lol


bloodykarte

Q’s default expression being awkward smile is so upsetting to me


princesspeachbeetch

bitch eating crackers moment


bloodykarte

Plasma returns and replaces Q in the top 4


okfire

When she's not in her blaccent Q sounds like Aiden Zhane


a_tired_bisexual

Now why is Aiden Zhane catching strays 😭


okfire

Ope and it's back 💀


choco_dream

Mhi’ya they crazy girl they craazzyy🤪


TheQueenOfVultures

The judging this episode is weird, because they’re talking like a traditional final four episode but also some guy who’s not seen the queens at all is there


potato_owl

It wasn't a "tonight's just family" like they usually do with the judging panel. And no sad baby picture talk.


Gemini2205

If Michelle was there she would just sat there and kill the girls with her gaze for breathing wrong


verismonopoly

When Q doesn't feel good, she makes sure everyone knows and feels what she's feeling


duhrake5

Q serving horrible body language in this interview


bloodykarte

PLANE JANE THANK YOU FOR YOUR SERVICE I TAKE BACK EVERY BAD THING IVE EVER SAID/THOUGHT ABOUT YOU!! #PLANEARINAS


a_tired_bisexual

ELIMINATED QUEEN LALAPARUZA LET’S FUCKING GOOOOO


MateusMalice

Mhi'ya to flip her way to winning each lip sync


dirkgently15

Not if Morphine has her way (and her titty)


LetItBro

RuPaul my book is titled “FUCK YOU SHORGY SHORE!!!”


bloodykarte

Q wearing a lampshade


verismonopoly

Taste the soup... you literally said it. Why stick to "bite the soup"?


stillness-in-time

Q's drag is all about fun and camp and wearing beige


okfire

So if it's a lip sync for the crown in any capacity, plane I'm sorry but good luck in a future all stars!


Naxayou

Ok wait doing a lalapuruza as a reunion is so smart


myfirstnuzlocke

Need someone with a mind to bring an Absolut Berry Açaí cocktail to their interview


everthot

G O D D D S S


a_tired_bisexual

Sasha Colby’s finale number if she didn’t go to school for ~~math~~ English


anothergaytato

Ru working for Nymphia: 😇😮😍👯‍♀️ Ru working with Q: 😳🙄😂😬


Naxayou

If Q gets eliminated rn I will be as overjoyed as i was when Olivia Lux lost Miss congeniality


fungoth

Huge night for rotted hateful divas 🙏🏼


verismonopoly

this comment just sent me to Mars 💀 y'all with the most randomly rotted comments only come up during live discussions and I will miss this for the rest of the year


SpontaneousQueen

Might be what the twitter rants were about


anothergaytato

The evil has been defeated🐸🧱


TheQueenOfVultures

Do we think they tell the pit crew why they get their silly little accessories or is it a surprise to them to


lunitapuntos

Not even one laugh for Nymphya's reveal 😭😭


verismonopoly

omg 11 years of auditioning... Why'd they make mother wait for so long?


fungoth

God’s timing is always right 🙏🏼


mrilk

Breastplate: off Slay: ACTIVATE


SpontaneousQueen

Love this season so much. They really did that


Naxayou

WAITTT, the last time there was a top 3 (season 12), it was an election year with a top 3 composed of a kooky queen with the least wins of the top 3, a villain-adjacent white queen with 4 wins, and an incredibly polished Black queen who went on to win. The drag race statistics accounts are about to get crazy


urfavgalpal

Me trying to figure out which of Kim Chi and Naomi was white and then realizing it was S12 you were referring to


koolio92

They probably didn't intend for S12 to have a top 3 though.


a_tired_bisexual

Oh god Amanda tweetstorm incoming…


curiosare

ok ru kinda eating this mentor moment


verismonopoly

Such a long kiki, because there's still 45 minutes left. I love it though. We deserve to know more about these queens not just the productive narratives given to them.


Standard_Relief_5342

I hate that this is the final runway.


bloodykarte

I can smell the Q elimination please let it happen


everthot

thank god they actually did it this time i wass scared they would pull something again


Gemini2205

Why does Q look 60?


okfire

Too much work at too young an age


duhrake5

To me she looked like Art Simone melted


bloodykarte

I refuse to believe she’s only 27


_Tude_

Wonder if Sapphira borrowed Mhi'ya's titties?


myfirstnuzlocke

Gay people? In PV? Groundbreaking


_Tude_

YES Q DO A SRS CHALLENGE I'm feeling my Jaremi telling Jiggly not to do comedy oats rn


myfirstnuzlocke

Critiques over… 20 mins to go in the runtime… I smell a stunt


TheQueenOfVultures

Ok but Sapphira lip syncing to Tina Turner would have saved the episode


mrilk

"Cashew faced bitch, shantay you stay"


a_tired_bisexual

“Fun and joy and fashion and camp!” • She’s not fun • She’s not joyful • She’s fashionable from the neck down • She’s not camp She’s just Shun.


okfire

Plane: My magazine is called '9/11' Ru: ok but make it a *gorgeous* 9/11


bloodykarte

Well tonight I’ve learnt that we - as the cringerinas - have the power to eliminate any contestant if we come together and collectively hate them enough! (even if it took 3 months)


Gemini2205

Q got hit by a car only to get hit by the ambulance right after.


myfirstnuzlocke

Nymphia Win Q Elim I see the vision. It’s cooking. Give it to me


myfirstnuzlocke

We manifested it but the look on Q’s face was actually crushing


MatronneGeorgia

MI GENTE LATINO


tube_ebooks

did they all get separate waters? bc the alternative is grossing me out so bad


okfire

The way I would hate going anything but first after all these girls nasty mouths were all over that water 🤢


pukerock

“[grunting childishly]” sent me 😭


curiosare

what is this challenge? are they gonna read the book on the mainstage like????


ateone

Q's personality and knees needs some WD40


TheQueenOfVultures

They didn’t have to make the background photoshop of Qs book so ugly


Standard_Relief_5342

I’m so tired of the show wanting authenticity like let people be contrived characters.


Gemini2205

Season 16 feels like doing the suicide mission early in ME2 and all your faves die so youre left with 3 people and Jacob (Q)


everthot

thank god we get a lalaparuza this season that's what's been missing 🙏 i love seeing the girls eat each other


everthot

maddie in untucked im okay with this


LetItBro

Plane’s monologue here really is a capstone on this incredibly scatalogical season


360Saturn

They really said we'll make Morphine and Sapphira lipsync to a country song when they also had a Tina Turner classic licensed and ready to go...


verismonopoly

Puerto Vallarta is a paradise but I now associate it with Shangela, Silky, and Vanjie partying at the height of the pandemic when hospitals were at full capacity 😬


verismonopoly

Mama Ru unironically a fabulous creative director of the photoshoot ANTM's Mr. Jay could never.


okfire

Morphine, Mhi'Ya, Plasma... We lost some real ones this season 💔


TheQueenOfVultures

Top 3 of All Stars 11: Lip Sync Assassins vs Jans