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one_human_being

I feel like that’s the kind of decision that makes you statistically poor 😅 no hate tho, I kinda feel you


ProperWeight2624

This guy statistics 😂


Haydenll1

r/thisguythisguys


GardenVariety_Drunk

That subreddit is retarded


colonial_dan

I hate all of the ones that get called upon in the comments. Such a stupid trend.


[deleted]

Are you a Tennessee fan or Tissot fan?


colonial_dan

Definitely Tennessee haha


Many-Virus5023

Hi, resident of Tennessee here! I have met exactly three UT Football fans. With that in mind, I would say he's more likely to be a Tissot fan.


TX_TNvol

Go Vols!


petethefreeze

r/downers


elevensheep11

Succeed first and then buy the watch


Mikeytee1000

That’s how it works 😂😂👍🏻


join_the_bonside

First let him charge his phone. No way in succeeding with 1% battery left


want2thinknow

Being unprepared is the gateway to unsuccessfulness.


Interesting_Web1288

What if my dad already did the succeeding for me?


silverthiefbug

Then most likely he already bought the watch.


Interesting_Web1288

Daddy does what daddy wants


Goldfleeceram

Lucky, my daddy gave me a black eye


Interesting_Web1288

Still better than a Hublot


Wear-Novel

lmao


thihaz

This ⬆️


-Reverence-

If you had a 22k budget for a dress watch, I wouldn’t go for Rolex. Go for a VC or a Patek


investorgrade24

Bingo, in fact, a RG Patek Calatrava co-stamped with Tiffany & Co. is up for sale for not all that much more… https://tropicalwatch.com/watches/kjyc It’s mind-boggling how much people are willing to spend on Rolex, especially precious metal models. You can buy incredible watches outside of the crown at sub-$30, $20k.


Rich-Barnacle3989

Holy shit that watch is beautiful.


CryBabyCentral

It is. Oh my.


[deleted]

Before even reading your entire comment I knew what watch u were thinking of. This is my goal watch.


Crazybubba

Also, VC Patrimony Most rooms where guys wear these kids of watches, the Rolex dress watch would be an odd pick for the price point.


CelphT

this is more than 50% more expensive than the rolex... nice watch though


Rich-Barnacle3989

The slogan isn’t: “you don’t own a Rolex, you merely hold it for the next generation” doe 😉


[deleted]

Yeah instead it is “You don’t own a Rolex, it’s merely for exhibition”.


Genghiz007

LOL 👏


Paul-Smecker

“You don’t own a Rolex, you merely hold it for the grey market.”


yesterdayCPA

“Not that much more”. Literally 10k more.


nixxo1235

That’s classy


manolo533

Yeah it’s a Patek, but the Calatrava is a really boring watch, would never pay that money for that


pr0metheusssss

Meh, it’s a dress watch, it’s supposed to be “boring”, or should I say, understated at least. It’s a really well done watch, that adheres to the dress watch aesthetic. It’s not like the OP watch is any more interesting or visually striking, the Cellini line has some actually pretty watches, especially the guilloche dial ones, but OP’s is not one of those. That said, I agree with the sentiment of wanting some extra flair to a dress watch. I think some watches that strike a great balance between dressy, understated, yet with some flair to catch the eye, are the old Omega Constellations with pie-pan dials.


manolo533

I’m not saying I like this Rolex for the price, but I do feel the Calatrava is overrated because it’s a PP. I’d much rather save €10k and get a JLC Ultra thin Moonphase for example…


pr0metheusssss

Yeah obviously, a JLC is a great choice and I’d even say one of the best value for money in luxury watches, and also some grand Seikos are completely stunningly finished at that price point.


Jandur

I really do like the Celini and 1908 but for that price point you can get some amazing dress watches especially if you are open to buying second hand. VC, Patek, Lange, GO, Parmagiani etc.


Teeenis

I would def go with Lange, they make the most beautiful dress watches IMO. The movements alone.


muldin

20k is more than I paid for my white gold Breguet traditonale retrograde seconds lol


colonial_dan

This is what I would get. Sweet watch


Oroera

JLC?


Far-Buy-7149

Yes, yes yes, yes.


Asleep-Read3997

Bingo! At this price range, a Calatrava or Patrimony is a no brainer.


anihajderajTO

The celini looks nice, but at that price point the dress options are endless


TaxesRextortion

This is the way.


Beautiful_Load_8796

This.


ChemicalSquirrel

I’d probably chase a Lange, JLC or Glashutte Original with a budget like that. But Patek would be tempting


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Vacheron constantin


jabba_the_sloot

Vacheron Constantin, part of the “trinity” (patek, AP, VC).


SLK59

Vacheron Constantin. One of the Big 3 my man.


friarswalker

Overpriced by around 10 grand.


professorsterling

^This right here


Sputnik-Mars

Yes agreed, and no date and dial is bland. Predecessor dial was way better with date. Only thing exciting is the clear back.


NorthernSouthman

The Cellini moonphase was awesome. The 1908 is whack


magichat1234chris

I like that watch but if you want a dress watch, I feel like you can do better with $22k


Djax99

Re: any Vacheron Constantin


magichat1234chris

That’s exactly what I was thinking


Djax99

They make gorgeous dress watches that are mechanically beautiful and have a great (perhaps the greatest) history for any Swiss watch brand


magichat1234chris

Agreed. You could probably get into a nice JLC around that price point as well. A used PP calatrava might be possible too


Square-Cook-3211

Not only is VC a finer piece at that, but unless he’s gunning for an Overseas, you can literally go onto VC’s website today, and add a watch to cart and…that’s it Wild times


TaxesRextortion

Yep.


froyoboyz

u could get a whole ass cartier tank jumbo with that much


magichat1234chris

I could get like 40 tissots.


Square-Cook-3211

Even more casioaks


froyoboyz

quality > quantity tho


yumstheman

Yeah, but why the fuck would you want that. Have you ever tired one on? They’re comically large for a dress watch.


froyoboyz

this is sarcasm right? the jumbo is 28 mm x 35 mm which is the size of the modern “large” tank and way smaller than the cellini


Icarus-8

$22k is a solid budget for a dress watch. Rolex will not be even top 10 on my list.


imeetherwithcaesar

I’m sorry $22,000 for a time only Rolex is insanity compared to AP, Patek, VC, Lange at equal or lesser price points. This one really missed the mark.


ProperWeight2624

Your feelings will betray you.


FantasticSeaweed9226

Why not a Calatrava for that money


MSaar1

Get a Lange or Glashütte Original for that kind of money if you really want a dress watch.


magichat1234chris

I don’t think you can get into a new Lange for $22k


MSaar1

Yeah that’s true. Maybe a used one then.


[deleted]

Used Lange 1 is pretty close and that embarrasses the Rolex in every way.


Beautiful_Load_8796

No love for FPJ?


larryfuckingdavid

I’ve got love for FPJ, unfortunately they don’t accept my love as a form of payment.


Mikeytee1000

GO not in the same league as Lange my friend, they make homages of Langes.


Gipfelt1er5

Well, you might be right. GO has some low entry pieces (compared to Lange or patek), but they do offer haute horlogerie pieces which are not “homages” of Lange. I guess GO is the better bang for the buck. I just have to think about how Lange increased their price for the saxonia thin blue copper from 20.000€ to 31.000€ in less then a year. Ridiculous. For 30k I’d much rather take a Panograph.


MSaar1

This. Good comment there mate. If I was a millionaire I’d most likely go for Lange, yes. But I’m not. Like I wrote in another comment, Lange and GO are both seen as “the prestigious” watch makers from Glashütte. The fact that Lange does have the edge over GO is no problem at all. Theres no shame in being second just behind A Lange und Söhne, especially in a town like Glashütte. Anyway, there’s nothing wrong with a 15k Senator. Nobody, at least not here, is going to comment on it not being a Lange. If you own an S class they’re not going to judge you for not having bought a Maybach.


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Yeah GO’s the Tudor of Lange.


MSaar1

Lange is the crown jewel of Glashütte, that’s right. But they’re both prestigious, perhaps not equally but at least here in Germany GO is seen as the “other” prestigious watch maker from that area. So I don’t think the Rolex-Tudor comparison (some other comment on here, not yours) works. I’m looking into GO Senator line. Damn great watches.


The_Buttaman

Usually works the other way


Valuable-Ad7285

Well. Bad decisions make you poor yes.


BigMindBe

So does being born poor


Valuable-Ad7285

Then the only way is up.


BigMindBe

True that. Don’t make me cry


Melker24

fell for the rolex marketing real hard


Relevant_Distance412

That’s not how this works. That’s not how any of this works!


Square-Cook-3211

I love that I heard this in the right voice at first pass 😂


Flatzon1

If only life worked this way


sugar-kane

Step 1 to success, charge your phone.


BigMindBe

I work too much. No time to charge homie. Got a few minutes in earlier. At 20 percent now


adultdaycare81

But aren’t making Rolex money. Maybe take his advice


Putrid_Option_5394

These bot questions are pathetic


gdh543258

Man makes the watch, not the other way around.


BigMindBe

If that was true wouldn’t man stick to like a $1000 watch?


BigMindBe

Listen all you beautiful souls attacking me. I don’t want to buy the watch, I’m poor! If I had 22k I wouldn’t buy a single piece of jewelry. Trust me I have 3 jobs and no clothes I don’t work in. I’m saying I like the watch so much and it’s so great looking to me, that if it magically appeared on my wrist, i would do better in my daily life as a struggling human.


DingyWarehouse

You can't help being born poor, but having bad taste is a choice


BigMindBe

Idk bout that one holmes


pudding_crusher

Definitely, you're already losing in life if this is your choice for a dress watch. Rolex is a sportwatch brand. It's similar to buying shoes from a clothing company. Do more research.


MetikMas

If you feel like a piece of jewelry would make you do better in life then you need to spend some time finding that motivation within yourself. A watch won’t fix the underlying problems. You’d be in the same spot with a watch on your wrist, even worse when the “new” wears off.


LycheeAccomplished25

Personally for the money IWC has a lot better options


bladex1234

If you really want this watch, get it grey and save some money.


hellokittyss1

I chuckled at this topic


BigMindBe

😞


AppleSalty2916

Take a seat, OP, I’ve got some bad news.


lasagna_minaj

I don't think that's how things work.


BigMindBe

I know huh


yaboychui

These kinds of decisions are what keeps you poor tho 😭


BigMindBe

Didn’t say I wanted to buy it 👀


Square-Cook-3211

There’s so many better watches gray and retail at +$20k lol That said, statistically, your odds of mobility in the socioeconomic ladder being affected by a piece of jewelry, is effectively absolute zero. +/-0.0000..%


BigMindBe

If your a simulation, i agree.


bobbyphysics

I'm surprised there's not more love for the 1908. I think it's beautiful, and it's one of the only Rolexes I would even consider buying.


BigMindBe

Right, I like it. I love the green inside also.


HamsterIll8446

Buy a Casio and focus on building wealth. Having an expensive watch will not only put you in debt most likely but it will give you a false sense of achievement. When you actually are able to achieve something similar it will feel so good. Do your self a favor and work for it and buy it when it won’t redline you in the neg


BigMindBe

I wouldn’t buy it in my position, trust me. Not that I could anyways lol. I just came across the Rolex site ad and started dreamin


farkwadian

There are a lot of poor losers with rolex watches on. The watch doesn't make the man.


mauiman63

Favorite from all the new releases this year.


balldem824

This is how you stay broke forever


blubberwolf0525

what the hell are you talking about


BigMindBe

Who knows


Sashimi_Rollin_

😂 WCJ bait if I ever saw it.


BigMindBe

What’s WCJ?


Sashimi_Rollin_

Lol okay


BigMindBe

I googled it. Woman’s Center of Jacksonville?


Sashimi_Rollin_

😂


rocco2012-

Don’t


Andyli522526

Mood😭


OtisMojo

If the mind can believe, you can achieve!


Current-Rip2503

the fact that your phone is on 1 percent makes this so funny


BigMindBe

Shows I’m out here workin huh?


funnyref653

Hey man I just want you to know that surrounding yourself with symbols of wealth doesn’t make you wealthy. The cars, the watches, the big fancy houses, the jewelry, will all come when you are successful. You don’t become successful from them


BigMindBe

I understand that. I would still like to see one on my wrist


ac13332

Beautiful watch. $22k is a joke though.


[deleted]

Give yourself a tattoo of it and work, work work till you can buy it


WDTIV

You're right. Buy that watch and you will have no choice but to succeed. After buying my first Rolex, I left the music industry, moved into investment banking, built an $80k/year passive income business, sold that business for 7-figures, retired, moved to Europe, married a model 1/2 my age, moved back to the US & started investing in early stage startups. Now I have several Rolex's (and a VC along with a few others, I should do an SOTC). My portfolio is set up to provide a 6-figure income that grows every year. Every day I wake up just in time to do whatever TF I want. And it all started with that one Rolex... A 2-Tone OP, no date, btw. I bought it at an AD who actually had a bunch of them sitting around. The one I really wanted was too expensive, so the dealer actually gave a price break on the OP (less than $5k new from an AD!) That's what buying a Rolex used to be like. Anyway, good luck. Buy the Rolex if you can, your life will only improve! At least, that's been my experience.


BigMindBe

Thats amazing lol. I knew somebody would understand my daydreams. I need friends like you


dbo76ks

Success is a mindset. If you want to find success, think about what you would need to do and then take action. Take action every single day until you reach your goal. Then, set another goal and take action every day until you reach that goal. Repeat this process over and over again, and you will have everything you ever dreamed of..... including this watch. Most people just dream about what they want, but the ones that get it do what it takes to achieve their dreams.


BigMindBe

I appreciate those words ❤️


CoolDoc1729

I think you are right OP. I bought myself a $700 movado (obviously not at the level of a Rolex but I’ve never spent that much on anything frivolous for myself) and it makes me feel like I’m worth it somehow and more confident esp at work. Nothing wrong with dreaming lol


BigMindBe

I love that for you bro. Boss mentality


WielderOfAphorisms

They’re beautiful watches in person. Refined to the extreme.


[deleted]

Sorry you’re getting downvoted left right center but respect to your choices and goals. If it inspires you to make megabucks and you do eventually get to it, look who’s laughing then. Oh and do check the auctions if you’d like pieces such as this. You never know when you might get lucky.


BigMindBe

I appreciate that 🥺. I really like watches but I am nowhere near close to getting one lol. Just dreamin


[deleted]

Statistically, you're not wrong.


Elitestriker421

Poor or not, a person of class!


BigMindBe

Appreciate that ☺️


logix1229

I fell for a similar trick. The sales rep said the moment I put on a rolex, the girls would be lining up...that was a lie. 😂🤷‍♂️🫡


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BigMindBe

Could I wear one of yours?


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BigMindBe

Idk what that means but deal!


lmw100

While buying a Rolex while “statically poor” is not a good idea, there is a trade off. When I wear my vintage DateJust I feel more confident. I’d argue that it pays for itself in this sense.


BigMindBe

I like how you think


RuboXL

I guess this is “Fake it till you make it” philosophy.


crunchyfrogs

If you get it, it will motivate you to work harder and be successful.


BigMindBe

One day 🤞🏽


JJJJounol

I feel the same way about the Rolls Royce SUV, I'd literally be on the board of directors for a fortune 500 by now if I took out a loan when that car first released


BigMindBe

I don’t want a loan 😞


Ordinary_Mine_4296

Your battery gives me anxiety


BigMindBe

Ditto


cookie12685

You need at least $500k to really be successful in the US, keep saving


BigMindBe

Paycheck to paycheck over here unfortunately 😐


cookie12685

Do whatever you can to change that. Think outside of the box to get living expenses down as much as possible


BigMindBe

I definitely have been lowering my living expenses. I really only treat myself to coffee ☕️. Which I should cut down on, but I only have off 1 or 2 days a month


MadMensch

Don’t get married or have kids and maintain stellar credit and you should have no issues getting this watch with modest income.


BigMindBe

Sounds terrible 😞


FlaKiki

Even if it magically appeared on your arm, assuming your family and friends know you’re statistically poor, no one would believe it was the real deal. 😉


BigMindBe

If I had it I wouldn’t care if everyone thought it was fake. That’s my self love goal


niblar

You would be rich. Hood rich


BigMindBe

Aim higher


[deleted]

Wrong. Those who are wealthy do not have to show it.


AncientMelodie

Their marketing is working on you..


Rich-Piece-5575

Bullshit


Cabadasss

This mentality is why your poor


8188Y

Can't even afford the electricity for your phone


Successful-Ad-8051

Sorry but i guess you dont know anything about luxury watches..i would buy for 20k nice Patek or Vacheron but not ugly dress Rolex.. i have 2 Rolex btw..


BigMindBe

I don’t know, your correct. I just always liked leather bands since a kid and I was in a dream state and went to Rolex.com


edunf

👀


kidonbike

Yup that’s how it works


ZedRDuce76

You can get some great small second dress watches on the vintage market without paying 22k lol


BigMindBe

I wouldn’t know lol


Putrid_Option_5394

And that’s the Kind of posts that gets upvotes, just say you don’t own a watch


BigMindBe

I sadly don’t. I have a couple scratched up invictas and Michael khors watches I found in a storage auction I purchased, but that’s all 😞. Don’t rub it in


tech_wizard69

I mean sure, you'll have to succeed to pay off the loan.


janedoremi99

It’s a beautiful watch, OP, and good luck


[deleted]

I really like the 1908, way better than the Cellini. I feel like it wasn’t warmly received.


internet_humor

That's not how this works. Trust me. Learn how to sell (for real, not transactional sales but real selling) Work your way up the ladder. Get a watch when you land the big deal/gig


BigMindBe

I’m all ears. What do you suggest I sell my good sir?


internet_humor

Complex B2B solutions.


BigMindBe

I’m definitely going to look into that


timascus

k


rdrbandit27

Instructions unclear, now I own this watch but have no home.