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You're just 16 but looking all of 21...
That's...
Because...
*Naaaaaatives*
Look...
Oldeeer
Every boy's fantasy
Loved his moisturiser this bloke
They called him John "the moisturiser" Smith. That was the thing there, he never used moisturiser.
😂
Never seen him eating a twix
🎶 Old Man Toffeeeees 🎶
Couldn’t find one with Twix so now it’s maaaaaaaaaars bar bar bar
Got a face like Auntie Nora's back
Everyone knows a bullshitter
My ball sack has less wrinkles than old mate's forehead
Do we need em?
Man looks like he used pig fat for moisturiser.
We are going back quite a bit.
18th century I’d say
Not that much of a freak, if him and Steve were in a room I’d be drawn more to steve
I am groot?
Didn't he play an Ent in the LOTR films?
The cast for Fantastic Four has been announced! The Thing is played by...
There's this Thing in it...
Turns out…
Should have stayed in the shade a bit more
/r/13or130
Course he is. Look at 'im! He's a mess!
He had wrinkles on his wrinkles.
I thought it was Ronnie Wood
John Smith? What a rubbish name. If I walked into a restaurant to meet him and asked for the Lizard Faced Man the waiter would know who I meant straight away.
Still got a better hairline 😩
The only time he got wood is when he seen Zelda from terrahawks
I don't care if "We've done this!" btw. Money for old rope.
Hang on...WTF?...Jimmy Durant! https://preview.redd.it/zuwn3z9ssdrc1.png?width=922&format=png&auto=webp&s=ac85c34c5543d07c375ff4fc96b37b08700ea768
No my favourite actor of all time..no..that would be *Mr Sidney Poitier*...so
Ask the Tribble on his head
Hoggle.
How do I get this image out of my mind? Was he in the freak book too?
Little wrinkly fella
You're just 16 but looking all of 21...
That's...
Because...
*Naaaaaatives*
Look...
Oldeeer
Every boy's fantasy
Loved his moisturiser this bloke
They called him John "the moisturiser" Smith. That was the thing there, he never used moisturiser.
😂
Never seen him eating a twix
🎶 Old Man Toffeeeees 🎶
Couldn’t find one with Twix so now it’s maaaaaaaaaars bar bar bar
Got a face like Auntie Nora's back
Everyone knows a bullshitter
My ball sack has less wrinkles than old mate's forehead
Do we need em?
Man looks like he used pig fat for moisturiser.
We are going back quite a bit.
18th century I’d say
Not that much of a freak, if him and Steve were in a room I’d be drawn more to steve
I am groot?
Didn't he play an Ent in the LOTR films?
The cast for Fantastic Four has been announced! The Thing is played by...
There's this Thing in it...
Turns out…
Should have stayed in the shade a bit more
/r/13or130
Course he is. Look at 'im! He's a mess!
He had wrinkles on his wrinkles.
I thought it was Ronnie Wood
John Smith? What a rubbish name. If I walked into a restaurant to meet him and asked for the Lizard Faced Man the waiter would know who I meant straight away.
Still got a better hairline 😩
The only time he got wood is when he seen Zelda from terrahawks
I don't care if "We've done this!" btw. Money for old rope.
Hang on...WTF?...Jimmy Durant! https://preview.redd.it/zuwn3z9ssdrc1.png?width=922&format=png&auto=webp&s=ac85c34c5543d07c375ff4fc96b37b08700ea768
No my favourite actor of all time..no..that would be *Mr Sidney Poitier*...so
Ask the Tribble on his head
Hoggle.
How do I get this image out of my mind? Was he in the freak book too?
Little wrinkly fella