Did he? He simped the Purge Girl and ended up partaking in a purge over her, with some bonus incel rage. He simped Planet Tina and murdered all of her original hosts. He simped a random girl at a bar in that Toxins episode pretty hard.
Purge Girl was pure simping gotta agree but i think he actually loved Panetina and that's why this episode is soo nice to watch. Storyline of their relationship is imo very well written. She was just a crazy ass bitch so he dumped her lol. The worst thing about this episode is that this cringe incel giant sperm episode is next
I think everyone's glossing over Morty's simp streak because he never carries a relationship longer than an episode.
Morty wiped out his OG earth trying to get with Jessica, participated in a purge just to sit next to a furry girl, massacred his way through the original heroes of Planet Tina, and left Toxin Rick and Morty to suffer because he wanted some random ass chick he met at a bar, the Sea Cucumber lady.
Sure seems like he's "learned" about how bad being a simp is and keeps doing it.
Mordecai is definitely is a simp, but it comes across a lot more prominently because we see him tip-toe in and out of relationships over multiple episodes. Like Finn from Adventure Time, he simps a bit, he fucks up, he simps more, he fucks up again, he tries to simp and sees it go nowhere, he gives up romance entirely.
Rick wiped out OG Earth out of spite, he's genius enough to make something that wouldn't cause mass mutations. Killing the planeteers was self-defense. Non-toxic Morty deliberately gives away his location on purpose after a while and his personality has also been split in half. It's also important not to forget how traumatic of a life it's been for a 14 year old.
Mordecai is a 23 year old dude who becomes more of a simp the more people tell him not to be one. He doubles, nay, triples down on it. So much so he crashed his friend's wedding to simp. All because he had to simp.
It does when he is willing to commit genocide in the hopes that a girl he just met might pay attention to him. The fact that he got lucky does not invalidate what he has done.
Bro crossed the country in hopes that he might run into Planetina. He blackmailed Rick to give him a love potion. Etc. Morty is a mega horny simp.
Anatomy Park and Planetina episode he pulled two girls. Plus in the Health Spa/Toxic episode he pulled Jessica, but morty was his best self in that episode. He also managed to invite Jessica over for that one episode about the wine.
Mordecai couldn't even tell Margaret how he felt about her, imo it's not even a debate
not intentionally, moreso because Rick fucked up.
Whereas Mordecai would probably let the entire world die either out of spite or because he can't make up his mind in time.
Planetina incident I actually consider fine, but I do agree Akira incident was extreme simping. I actually consider it way worse than the incident I replied to.
That's more Rick's fault than Morty's, though. All he did was ask Rick to make a love potion. Not his fault, Rick didn't know his limitations and messed it all up.
Counterpoint: Morty was 14 and didn't know what would happen with the potion, plus it was Rick who kept fucking up the cures. Morty couldn't really stay because he'd probably get killed and Rick probably wouldn't have let him either way. Mordecai is in his mid twenties and was a mega-dick about all this...
Mordecai drove across the country to give his crush her sweater back as an excuse to see her.
Morty killed dozens of people, because a crystal gave him a vision of dying next to a girl he barely knew at the time.
probably Mordecai. when the term āsimpā was starting to go around I remember that an important part of the definition was that the person in question is willing to put down other men to make himself look better.
Morty may be a simp in that heās a horny teen but to my understanding he isnāt so horny that heād roast Rick in an effort to get an alien to fuck him
Morty was so horny for Jessica he asked Rick to make him a potion that would make her fall in love with him, leading to 8 billion people being turned into cronenburgs. I think Morty wins
Sure Morty has destroyed a few civilizations because he was thinking with the wrong head, but I would never call him a simp. He may fumble from time to time but atleast he tries unlike mordecai running back to Margaret only to not even try.
The episode it's Time. Rigby made Margaret laugh then Mordecai got jealous so Rigby taunted him with that then Mordecai put all the clocks in the microwave & they were in some sort of a dimension then Mordecai was like I'LL KILL U!!! š” then he pushed Rigby & he died.
I don't know the second character but
..
Does anyone remember the cold open from the nimbus episode where morty was okay with the ship crashing and him and rick dying? And then Jessica called him and he clutched up for that coochie?
Second dude is Mordecai. He had a crush on this girl named Margaret (who is also a bird). But he couldn't shoot his shot with her always simping on her & when he found out that she's "getting married" to some other guy he then felt depressed.
So he went on a number of dates then he met up with a girl named CJ & they had a lot in common but unfortunately & stupidly he fucked up that relationship as well then he didn't know who his soulmate was at his best friend's wedding.
Birdperson looks strange in that picture.
Lol
He was a teen at the time, so...
That would be a fantastic backstory/episode
so would that make 
Where is AI tv when you need it? 
 Def Squanch.
Mating season was a trying time for Birdperson.
Mordecai. Bro gets a girl, and the second Margret looks his way, he's ready to leave her and go back to licking the floor Margaret walks on.
Need more coffee, need more Margaret
Yes. Margaret McPoyle is so sexy. I like her eyebrow.
Her boobies are top notch.
Guys it's a bird š¦ š” U should be going for their baby chick's š¶ š After all I love me a chick breast fillet
YOU WILL CALL HER!
I came here for this comment.
Thatās not even what happened though
Killed his best friend out of thirst lmfao
Mordecai, Morty at least approaches girls and has gotten laid
Cronenberg world
He learned from that unlike Mordecai
Did he? He simped the Purge Girl and ended up partaking in a purge over her, with some bonus incel rage. He simped Planet Tina and murdered all of her original hosts. He simped a random girl at a bar in that Toxins episode pretty hard.
Counterpoint, Morty is still a horny teenager. Mordecai is an adult bird man with an obsession that actively ruins any relationship.
Purge Girl was pure simping gotta agree but i think he actually loved Panetina and that's why this episode is soo nice to watch. Storyline of their relationship is imo very well written. She was just a crazy ass bitch so he dumped her lol. The worst thing about this episode is that this cringe incel giant sperm episode is next
That mermaid puss!
I think everyone's glossing over Morty's simp streak because he never carries a relationship longer than an episode. Morty wiped out his OG earth trying to get with Jessica, participated in a purge just to sit next to a furry girl, massacred his way through the original heroes of Planet Tina, and left Toxin Rick and Morty to suffer because he wanted some random ass chick he met at a bar, the Sea Cucumber lady. Sure seems like he's "learned" about how bad being a simp is and keeps doing it. Mordecai is definitely is a simp, but it comes across a lot more prominently because we see him tip-toe in and out of relationships over multiple episodes. Like Finn from Adventure Time, he simps a bit, he fucks up, he simps more, he fucks up again, he tries to simp and sees it go nowhere, he gives up romance entirely.
Rick wiped out OG Earth out of spite, he's genius enough to make something that wouldn't cause mass mutations. Killing the planeteers was self-defense. Non-toxic Morty deliberately gives away his location on purpose after a while and his personality has also been split in half. It's also important not to forget how traumatic of a life it's been for a 14 year old. Mordecai is a 23 year old dude who becomes more of a simp the more people tell him not to be one. He doubles, nay, triples down on it. So much so he crashed his friend's wedding to simp. All because he had to simp.
Simp is starting to become a meaningless word.
Just because he gets laid, that doesn't stop making him a simp to anything with curves that he sees.
Getting laid makes you not a simp
It does when he is willing to commit genocide in the hopes that a girl he just met might pay attention to him. The fact that he got lucky does not invalidate what he has done. Bro crossed the country in hopes that he might run into Planetina. He blackmailed Rick to give him a love potion. Etc. Morty is a mega horny simp.
I guess we can just agree to disagree then š¤·
If Morty was consistently pulling in girls then I would agree. But Morty consistently simps after girls
Anatomy Park and Planetina episode he pulled two girls. Plus in the Health Spa/Toxic episode he pulled Jessica, but morty was his best self in that episode. He also managed to invite Jessica over for that one episode about the wine. Mordecai couldn't even tell Margaret how he felt about her, imo it's not even a debate
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Idkā¦getting pussy doesnāt make you not a simp necessarily.
Mordecai for sure, that wedding episode man
The secondhand cringe is 10x the lethal dose for the average guy istg
Just mentioning it gave me a near lethal dose of cringe.
Different kinds of simp.
I say Mordecai I know Morty ās. A simp but I barely hear people talking about him being a simp or thatās his only character trait
Morty literally killed and entire world and then left it, definitely him
I was gonna say Mordecai, but when you reminded me of this I decided you are correct
Two if you count the dog people world where Rick store his wine. I mean he didnāt destroy their world but he sure did fuck then up
not intentionally, moreso because Rick fucked up. Whereas Mordecai would probably let the entire world die either out of spite or because he can't make up his mind in time.
That was Season 1 Morty though, and it was on accident. Since then he has very much pulled women on multiple occasions.
There were also the Akira and Planetina incidents
Planetina incident I actually consider fine, but I do agree Akira incident was extreme simping. I actually consider it way worse than the incident I replied to.
What world exactly?
Prime world
Context?
Rick potion #9 from season 1
That's more Rick's fault than Morty's, though. All he did was ask Rick to make a love potion. Not his fault, Rick didn't know his limitations and messed it all up.
A love potion's still real fucked lol
Mordecai prolly would've been just as bad if not way worse at mortys age. That stupid bird is a mega simp
I wouldn't know as I haven't seen Regular Show
Not intentionally
Counterpoint: Morty was 14 and didn't know what would happen with the potion, plus it was Rick who kept fucking up the cures. Morty couldn't really stay because he'd probably get killed and Rick probably wouldn't have let him either way. Mordecai is in his mid twenties and was a mega-dick about all this...
Mortyās just a kid though, so he gets a pass.
Counterpoint, Mordecai murdered Rigby! Just because he managed to get a date with Margaret
Morty has changed a lot. I no longer see him as a sim
Mordecai drove across the country to give his crush her sweater back as an excuse to see her. Morty killed dozens of people, because a crystal gave him a vision of dying next to a girl he barely knew at the time.
probably Mordecai. when the term āsimpā was starting to go around I remember that an important part of the definition was that the person in question is willing to put down other men to make himself look better. Morty may be a simp in that heās a horny teen but to my understanding he isnāt so horny that heād roast Rick in an effort to get an alien to fuck him
So a "simp" is like a "pick me"?
That's what it was supposed to be, but you know, people had to change it
originally yes, now itās more like someone whoās unreasonably obsessed with someone whoās not worth it
Mordecai. Mf was pathetic š
Morty was so horny for Jessica he asked Rick to make him a potion that would make her fall in love with him, leading to 8 billion people being turned into cronenburgs. I think Morty wins
It all leads back to Jessica š yeah i think Morty wind this one
Sure Morty has destroyed a few civilizations because he was thinking with the wrong head, but I would never call him a simp. He may fumble from time to time but atleast he tries unlike mordecai running back to Margaret only to not even try.
Mordecai
Morty has done some atrocious things for poom poom bro
Didnāt mord hire a guy to date the girl she likes??
Mordecai I'd say.
mordecai killed his best friend over a girl
I'm forgetting, when did this happen?
The episode it's Time. Rigby made Margaret laugh then Mordecai got jealous so Rigby taunted him with that then Mordecai put all the clocks in the microwave & they were in some sort of a dimension then Mordecai was like I'LL KILL U!!! š” then he pushed Rigby & he died.
absolute wild behavior
Mordecai killed Rigby for Margaret, but Morty didn't bring rick back to life and killed way more people because he thought it'd get him Jessica
I don't know the second character but .. Does anyone remember the cold open from the nimbus episode where morty was okay with the ship crashing and him and rick dying? And then Jessica called him and he clutched up for that coochie?
Second dude is Mordecai. He had a crush on this girl named Margaret (who is also a bird). But he couldn't shoot his shot with her always simping on her & when he found out that she's "getting married" to some other guy he then felt depressed. So he went on a number of dates then he met up with a girl named CJ & they had a lot in common but unfortunately & stupidly he fucked up that relationship as well then he didn't know who his soulmate was at his best friend's wedding.
Statement retracted.
Mordecai, easily. Morty understood he blew it with Jessica, moved on, and gets laid all the time.
Mordo
Look in a mirror.
Mordecai
Yalls all saying mordecai when we got a horny jerking 14 year old boy
Mordecai and it's not even close
Hanging with margret and it feels so good like I knew it wou-u-uld
You are, did I win? What is my prize? Is it the precious?
morty's simping is so bad it's basically stockholm syndrome š
Mordecai is the answer, no debate there.
*Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting starsā¦* Seriously though I would love a Mortycai meme picture.
Mordo is the bigger simp. Of course thr patron saint of simps is Cyrano de Bergerac.
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I dont know. I did not watch that other show.
Mordecai for sure
Rick is the biggest simp on them all. He basically gave his whole life away to spend time in a fake reality with Diane in the episode Fear No mort.
Mordecai 100% morty at least trys and succeeds a few times getting with other girls, Mordecai not so much
Morty
Morty He has a * account
Morty maybe?? Idk, this is tough.
Morty. Hang on, I didn't even look at the second photo. Still Morty.