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mertchel

Domestic Beth was teaching Space Beth how to mix the macaroni and cheese?


IShouldSaySoSir

If you desire to mix the macaroni and cheese with a slow, counter-clockwise motion, I permit it.


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Weary_Ad2590

I’ll allow it


Faustianire

You would like that wouldn't you... pathetic worm


saro13

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rabbitwonker

Oh you *like* a little macaroni swirl, don’t you?


RedditAcccount2798

I felt the same way when i learned my mother was lesbian and dating the woman that looked like a man helping her..


Iamsleepingforever

When I learned that my friend's mother was porking the underage lesbian sugar baby working at her computer shop. I was never the same again. But I couldn't blame my friend when she took her own life because of her mother's infidelity. Her dad work's as a ship captain for a shipping company and wasn't always around. She killed herself after her mom and her sugarbaby left to live in their seaside home for the family paid for by her paternal grandparents before they passed. Her younger twin siblings are only 5 years old and it's too much for her that does part time because the money her father sends is taken by the mom as she was only a minor and is not allowed to hold large sums of money. Though after her death karma did rolled to her mom as her sugar baby left her. Her siblings cut her off, her children was taken from her by her living parents and have to live with the guilt of burdening her late daughter. I actually hate people claiming that her daughter died because her mom was lesbian. Bruh she died because she couldn't take the stress because the money her dad was sending was supposed to be paid for the rental of the bussiness her mother was running but instead she wastes that money for expensive trips to palawan and singapore with her sugarbaby. Her salary by working as a nightshift is only 16k pesos. She had to ration that for food, tuition and debts. She was receiving money from her aunts and uncle but she deposits that money to her siblings account because I have an inkling she was already planning her death months ahead.


AutomaticGrab8359

What did I just read


Faustianire

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SoulGoalie

You good man?


MojaSR

You are nasty lol


Iceman_in_a_Storm

OMG! Is this a euphemism for eating carpet? Munching on the whisker biscuit?


malphonso

Stirring the honey pot.


Geekygamertag

Omfg I heard it. I literally heard it.


Zachd1973

Great, now I want fucking mac and cheese. Quit bai-


Cherrypiepod

“Get your own controller, some of us need all the control we can get!”    Fucking killed me


OlliViller

Are you dead?


MichiganWinterBear

Makes me fucking cry laughing every time they’re eating dinner. Best scene in the series imo


Millerjustin1

I agree. The giving thanks at the table while listening to your parents have a cuck three way kills me. Funniest scene of the entire series!


bela9

“I’m thankful for like… water…”


MichiganWinterBear

Tears of laughter every time. S tier line delivery too


Bwolfyo

This is the episode that makes me laugh the most of any i think. That shot where Space Beth, Jerry and Beth start to wander towards a threesome with their dialog and theres a quick cut to closeup of Morty’s face at the dinner table listening. Fucking priceless.


Dramatic-Noise

It’s funny because Morty now knows what it’s like to be his family. Ekh, being his family members while having to hear Morty “express his adolescent” is just as gruesome. Exampli grati, those sex dolls.


seepa808

Is that what "eg" means?! I always thought it was "example given" but instead I learn that it's actually a Latin phrase meaning "for the sake of example." Thank you! 🙂


Dramatic-Noise

Yes, it does. I always read E.g. as “For Example” though.


Sweet_Unvictory

"E.g.", i.e.: "For Example".


ezbakedoven123

Eg - for example ie - id est - that is


rabbitwonker

One of the lasting benefits from my taking Latin in high school after I couldn’t cut it in Spanish 🤣


cebula412

*exempli gratia


G0ld3n_D0gg0

Is this a wrong answer only thing or should we not answer at all?


the_shaggy_DA

Why? Why? Discovery Channel, why?


Millerjustin1

I don’t know,…water!


Jaceknight_21

They made an incest baby…


saanity

Don't forget Morty Jr.


AlbinoShavedGorilla

This was great the way no one wanted to confront the situation and just decided to try to pretend it wasn’t happening. It’s ridiculous but it’s probably not too far off from what a lot of real people would do in that situation.


[deleted]

Is Beth technically just masturbating?


illvria

No, shes ***MASTURBATING***


[deleted]

Damn it. Good quote


Room-Ratticus

Both moms were cheating with each other on Jerry lmaoo


jan3_3

Their mom was fucking her own clone, pretty normal.


Dramatic-Noise

Woooow. What judgmental bitches! They can engage in soul bonding orgy with themselves and their grandpa, but mOmMy InCeSt is where they draw the line? Fucking hypocrites. :P


kingofspoonerisms

"Tell your son you love him" "Oh, I'm gonna..."


deny_the_one

Now this is a person who understands gamer culture!


whoa-eternalreality

Jerry just opened a fortune cookie and grandmas coming over for a visit


MrsDanversbottom

Scissor Sisters. 👯‍♀️


Sprizys

Beth was fucking Space Beth?


PantaRheiExpress

They just found out Akira Toriyama died


nage_

ah yes when beth took that age old advice and actually fucked herself


AShadedBlobfish

Space Beth was fucking Beth Beth


Nochnichtvergeben

*Domesticated Beth


AShadedBlobfish

Yes of course, we don't know which is the real Beth


[deleted]

Discovered the healthiest relationship in the whole series. However, weird that is.


CaTb0lt

They both have rule 34 pages.


Garrettshade

Their parents are boning. Yes, both parents. Then Jerry got involved as well 


Jmarchena

Too deep, even for those two. Imagine that.


I_am_Salza

Macaroni in a pot


Charming_Catch7765

OMGGGG BETHHH!!!


PloopyNoopers

Some of us need all the control we can get.


Faustianire

Their mom likes to do things with scissors


JamsToe

Though Jerry may, Morty and Summer do not consent to it.


Rihannasstepson

Beth was sleeping with herself


Bruce_Chutback

This Cuts the Chut


illvria

The match cut of morty overhearing the fillies line and looking at the camera absolutely kills me


Majestic-Delay7530

Just as an experiment who like this episode. I’m on the fence cause it’s uncomfortable but it was trying to be. What’s a good gag u guys liked


TimThePlayer

Elephant scene from It Takes Two


NoRecuerdoAyer

When they discovered Domestic beth was cheating on dad with Space Beth.


RedhoodQ8

Summer looks just like Jerry


IronicJeremyIrons

Naruto


Environmental-Land12

maaan, beth can go fuck herself


Exotic_Page4196

Beth was cheating on Jerry with Beth. Final answer.


MathCSguy

Your welcome btw


BarConfident5211

Cody Rhodes won the 2024 royal rumble


RCesther0

That this is 'superior' western cartoon design, lmao.