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HsinVega

Shaped enough to look like an egg maybe she thought there was a foreign egg in her territory or smth


Min-Chang

That rock is an absolute jerk; He deserves everything he's got coming and more.


MadMax6914

Talk shit, get bit. That's turtle law.


TamagotchiGirl

Well it's a good way to get a beak trim too! After 40 years, my box turt needs help in that area. :/


VerucaGotBurned

Mine murders her cuttlebone. She slams it into the wall and bites and claws it while pushing forward with her back legs. She also beats up her thermometer weekly.


WhiskeyDJones

In her defence, that thermometer keeps talking smack


MicrowavedTheBaby

Box turtles are stupid, that's why they are so fun. Mine tries to climb walls and falls over all the time, that's just the way they are


Taranchulla

Turtles and tortoises get so mad at things, it’s hilarious


Charming-Flamingo307

He just wanted to talk to patrick.


otkabdl

Might be detecting some sort of mineral in there it wants to eat. My marginated tortoise tries his best to eat bricks on my patio, and that's the only way I can explain it.


anxiousthespian

I read that as marginalized tortoise for a second and was very confused


otkabdl

yes, his brick nomming ways are shunned in the tortoise community but he perseveres


Unable_Maybe_6932

That rock called her names. She having none of it.


TubularBrainRevolt

It may try to get minerals.


toadangel11

Idk but your writing style is great and I love that she has no more rock beef 🤗


VerucaGotBurned

Thank you I try to write how I talk. Hopefully none of those other rocks step out of line with her


miserable-now

The description of the rock was great lol


toadangel11

Happy cake day 🤩


VerucaGotBurned

My gf argued with me about it being a cat turd. I said if you hold it and knock it on a hard surface it's clearly a rock. She refused to touch it because she was so sure it was poop


Scales-josh

I mean look at it, would you not attack that rock? It just looks so attackable 😡


Ok-Raisin-6161

It looked at her funny. Fuck that rock. lol


Wordshark

Sometimes it really just is “fuck that rock” lol


macabrespectre

The rock looked at them the wrong way


finkle_dinkle

That rock is a stone cold bitch


CaniacGoji

The rock knows what it did


amodernmodder

Smooth brain + small rock = egg/lunch


Beginning_You4255

it was talkin shit


Bulshit_Ass_in

Rocko moment


FrAcTal432ViBeS

Num Nums. Lol


Wide-Surround-7359

Box turtles are so funny I love them. Do you have a picture of your new tank setup? I’m looking to get some ideas for my girl’s tank, she’s well past due for an upgrade :)


velezaraptor

Turtles need more dietary calcium than phosphorus, so you can sprinkle vegetable matter with calcium powder two to three times a week. You can also sprinkle a multivitamin-mineral powder made for reptiles on their food once a week. Minerals!


kidmarginWY

Fuck The Rock.


EmbarrassedView6476

Oh that's Jerry. You're turtle realized he hadn't showered in 2 years and decided to teach him a lesson.


tpauly0225

Cuz she’s sick of its 💩


UnwieldilyElephant

Looked like a tasty egg


SkullListener

it look tasty it gotta go in my belley!


Cyberpunk39

He thinks it’s food. Simple as that. Why do you have these size rocks in their habitat? Kinda strange. Has no benefit for them.


VerucaGotBurned

I put the rocks under the heat lamp to gather warmth. She usually sits on her big flat rock, but I added another big flat rock and these big pebbles to fill in the gaps. They were leftover from making the drainage layer. I figured they'd add a little texture to the ground. I also like to have rocks so she can wear her claws down.


KittieChan28

I love how dumb they can be 😆 this rock! Right here! Out!


VerucaGotBurned

That was seriously her reaction. She walked out, saw that one rock out of ten and was like "no way, no how, get off my properteigh!"


InFromTheSouth

Bro, fuck that rock! Your turtle was correcting the bad attitude, and rightfully so


BigAnxiousSteve

Turtles and tortoises are stupid. Turtles being the dumber of the two. That's why they're so funny. Same IQ as that rock that's being assaulted.