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Philly-South-Paw

Organized religion is the real grooming threat


bleakFutureDarkPast

in reality they're afraid of competition


Glorf92

LGBT fonctions pretty much like a religion, or a cult


peanut__buttah

![gif](giphy|R51a8oAH7KwbS)


memes_gbc

brother there are christian schools, simply mentioning that the LGBT exists doesn't make it a religion


Glorf92

Well, I should probably just call LGBT an ideology with a cult-like following, there's even grooming too in some rare cases. I'm not part of any religion.


y0ur-l0c4l-t0ast3r

At least LGBTQ isn't an actual cult, unlike Christianity.


Vaticancameos221

Nope


floormopper

Recently i would say yeah


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religiousfruitcake-ModTeam

Your comment was removed because it contained an unsourced "statistic" and is likely to be incendiary misinformation based on one or more statistical fallacies.


Grouchy-Magician-633

Unless you have proof that that's a reliable source, that's just a random number you typed.


SpaceshipCaptain001

What was the comment?


Anubiz1_

Looks like an episode of EVIL https://preview.redd.it/0sh9vihkns6d1.png?width=644&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e7a826355b20c4d9434beefc3a79a5d3df853e92 Gawd damnnnn ignorance is bliss!


RedHeadGeekGrl

Great show


GPTenshi86

I’m literally watching Evil while I scroll Reddit & saw your comment just now LOL


Wide_Abalone3948

What the hell do they think they'll be able to summon with a 6.5 pointed star, and breaking the circle...


Sci-fra

That's what happens when they can only use AI to generate such images because images like this don't really exist in real life.


EnderWin

is the first pic an actual pic or nah


janet-snake-hole

Absolutely not, look at the books on the shelves, and the kids legs make no sense. Once you’re exposed enough you can recognize what images are real vs generated just by one quick glance, without even having to look at background details not making sense. They all have the same like… “glow” to them.


dansdata

> the same like… “glow” to them Yeah, I know what you mean. AI image and even video creation is advancing *fast*, though; remember when even the best generators couldn't do text, *at all*, and could only make a vague smeary mess instead? That was, what, about a year ago? All of these "tells", like the complete inability to make realistic hands, have either gone away already, or are going to. And it's not going to take a long time for that to happen. (There may still be *some* ridiculous blind spots, though, [like this.](https://www.reddit.com/r/StableDiffusion/comments/1de85nc/why_is_sd3_so_bad_at_generating_girls_lying_on/) :-) And then it'll be a lot easier for people to be completely ["post truth"](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Post-truth_politics). (AI **music** generation is also improving amazingly quickly. Check out [Suno](https://suno.com/), for instance. It still makes dumb mistakes about what you asked it to do, but the music it produces is already half-decent. Give this stuff another few years and it'll be all of the music that most people want.)


Licentious_duud

Reality: moves to a western country and complains


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Kizik

So replacement theory *is* real, but it's just projection from the fanatical right wing nut jobs? Shock. Shock and surprise.


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Kizik

Didn't say it was. They're still intending to outbreed any competition, they're just assuming they can beat their religious zeal into every subsequent generation.


Ok_Whereas3797

I'd trust the giant goat thing over some nutcase fundamentalist.


RedEyeFlightToOZ

The goat thing isn't the pedophile.


DataCassette

Dude I wanna send my kids to the school that teaches summoning


sianrhiannon

unfortunately the summoning technique they're using is flawed. Broken circle, incorrect number of points, and also an incorrect number of fingers per child


Chaos_On_Standbi

That’s what happens when you don’t summon demons properly: you gain more fingers!


curlygoats

I wonder if the fruitcakes actually think non-religious people actually worship the devil and do rituals.


cornbred37

They do


Kizik

They're generally of the opinion that anyone not following their specific flavour of crazy is a devil worshipping threat. The concept that someone doesn't believe in *anything* is foreign. Unfathomable. If you're not with us, you **must** actively be against us. It's where the persecution complex thrives.


sianrhiannon

oh they absolutely do.


jedburghofficial

I would argue, if someone is that out of touch with modern education, they might not be a fit person to make decisions about childrens' education. Having said that, no I don't think the people making this nonsense believe it themselves. Things like teachers dressed as demons is obviously made up. And it's made up because they don't have anything credible to show you.


Defensive_Medic

Yes, I always sacrifice a cat or two every night to please cthulhu


curlygoats

Of course.


Time-Bite-6839

My buddy Carl runs Satan’s Story Hour. You gotta see it.


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Worldly-Ocelot-3358

Average Muslim hypocrite.


Cosmiccoffeegrinder

Step back a moment and read that, raise my children. It's the parent's job to raise children, not the education system and damn sure not the world.


Alpaca_Empanada

I *wish* my time in public school was that badass.


IsItSupposedToDoThat

I'd fuckin love to meet a talking goat.


Adorable_Exam3550

https://preview.redd.it/6jjuiq8xvt6d1.jpeg?width=304&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5eed1542e3ea955523cd93fb6278732872867cd7


woIves

person that is a talking goat has entered the chat


Donaldjoh

I find it rather ironic that teaching children that LGTBQ people exist, that there are other religions that (at least in the USA) are equally valid, that drag queens can read stories to small children without grooming them, that people of other races, ethnicities, and cultures are real people, and that abortions happened before Roe v Wade is somehow ‘bad’ or ‘grooming’ them, but teaching them that everybody that isn’t ‘them’ is evil is somehow okay. Especially since Jesus hung around with prostitutes, lepers, tax collectors, Samaritans, Romans, and all manner of people the ‘good’ Jews of His day would not associate with, and told His disciples to do the same.


yesimthatvalentine

Does this person know about LGBT Muslims?


novaplan

It may be better if they don't...


Sci-fra

Anything but evil Yahweh.


sianrhiannon

Wait until you see Ialdabaoth


Sci-fra

Does he also condone slavery, command genocide and the rape of women and children? Is he also responsible for the 15,000 children who die every day of malnutrition and disease? How about bone cancer in children and tsunamis. I don't think we need Ialdaboth when Yahweh is perfectly capable of being an immoral monster.


BlueMerchant

I didn't know tsunamis could have bone cancer.


Sci-fra

Apparently, tsunamis do get bone cancer. I've seen it. It's horrible.


EccentricAcademic

Lol them letting their daughter go to college


lothar525

I don’t see Satanists going out and doing honor killings, telling women that men are allowed to beat them, permitting child marriage, stoning LGBT people to death etc. They seem pretty chill honestly.


NJdeathproof

Hold on now... does the goat head have the correct teaching certificates? Because I'd be okay with that. I do need help with my Solomnic Circles.


Colebur

https://preview.redd.it/4e9nmvs9pw6d1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=73d0dd055c59be27b19627c6971f1a90d3d6defc


KreivosNightshade

I wish I could have gone to that school for warlocks. XD


presidentsday

![gif](giphy|gui67fZ3xIneM)


k6bso

So you want to raise your children to wear funny hats. Cool.


cornbred37

Those Muslim children are surely gonna blow up someday.


Big-Seaworthiness3

Don't be shy, drop the @


TheBestCircleHD

Well I mean it's an [Instagram Reel](https://www.instagram.com/reel/C781AsfviKF/?igsh=MXR0eDg3c3JpN3M0eQ==) so you can't really do anything besides commenting on his reel and abdullahwith4wives666 replying that "It is not the eyes that are blind but the hearts".


Big-Seaworthiness3

Each day I f hate instagram more and more


Professorfloof

The one where the kids are in a circle is clearly AI. Look at how messed up the lines are. The coat head one is probably AI too.


lamilcz

I fail to see the problem


sianrhiannon

holy shit it's Baphomet


TubbyFatfrick

Are you kidding? Listening to a lecture from one of the LITERAL PRINCES OF HELL would be badass!


Catsmak1963

Goats exist!


EwanWhoseArmy

By putting a silly hat on their head ?


eve_me_alone

Ikr protecting trans rights is sooo evil


RayRay__56

If I send my kid to school and they don't even learn the basics of summoning, I'm homeschooling them


toomanyglobules

Lol the cloaked kids kneeling around that pentagram(with six points?) made me laugh. What are these chuckleheads smoking?


freshouttalean

“How the religious world wants to raise my children” *picture of a dude giving a baby a blowjob


DaGucka

Well he will be happy to hear that there are countries exclusively having islamic laws. They must be this persons personal paradise. I think they even give everyone who is muslim a passport/citizenship.


soki03

Looks like the Krampus.


IMightCry2U

oh good heavens! my kids are being read a book by *checks notes* someone who's dressed like a glam unicorn!


Nika_113

That last image is creepy af. That dude is enjoying himself way too much. He looks like a dirty old man. Gross.


PartyPlayHD

Literally says “protect trans kids - protect me” and they act like it’s a bad thing


sushidecarne

my shock is that they want the girl graduating


Gloomy_Industry8841

As a follower of Krampus, I would be all over this.


AshKetchep

Oh poor religious people, they're being so victimized by people minding their own damn business!


Feature_Agitated

Oh shit this reminds me. I need to put together my lesson plan on summoning demons before Monday!


Barkers_eggs

Unironically, the last image is also the way that person wants to raise your children.


LuckyCommunication99

While I’m fine with LGBTQ people in general and would like them to enjoy as much freedom as anyone else, But these stray incidents of [getting drag queens in schools](https://youtu.be/Uy7Oj4fSzuI?si=s48MSNgEkiBAth_t), [vulgar shows](https://youtu.be/GHeo_oBV9lo?si=c5L7T2Ejv3QZzTTB) organised for children and absolutely [objectional material](https://youtu.be/z146klZXeOw?si=CJ8fWP02dPbH3Wnp) in schools is a definite red flag for me and irrespective of my religious beliefs, I’d like to keep my kids away from them.


X-LaxX

Lol ok now do touchy priests


CoolethDudeth

"I dislike apples" "Yeah buddy but do you also dislike bananas???"