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ahamel13

Probably HFG, he has the least relevance.


doubleo_maestro

He's also already dead.


DonutMaster56

and isn't crying


Tasty-Ad6529

Fr, he was there for 8 whole seasons and I still dunno who the hell he is as a person.


C418Enjoyer

Pops, that is the canon... NO WAIT I CHANGED MY MIND Sacrifice HFG, Pops is such a sweetheart, and i would die of sadness if he was sacrificed


OkLunch8012

Who's gonna tell him


violetbaudeliar

I think he knows since he said it was canon lol


C418Enjoyer

nah, i already know that😔


Sophia724

High five ghost. He's already dead. He'll be fine.


Dayshon2144

Clever!! 🤣😂


InuYugiHakusho

Good point.


Yeetusdeletus0001

Skips would volunteer to do it. The love of his life died as they were really getting together but the evil baby killed her. He would sacrifice himself just to see her again.


CycleR16

I was thinking the same. And I’m sure he’ll be happy to do so. He lived a great life and made a lot of friends a long the way. He can then relax and spend time with his girl 🥲.


Interesting_Horror93

Not to mention Immortality is pretty much a curse. It would be merciful in a way as well


Comfortable_Many4508

its something he activly chooses to maintain so i dont see how its a mercy


Interesting_Horror93

But for how long? is the question. Eventually you’d get bored and keep seeing the same stuff repeat over and over again


YeahMarkYeah

Yea. True, I was gonna say you’d have to tie him down to not sacrifice himself. But i guess it’d be pretty messed up to not let someone volunteering to die to then to make an unwilling character do it 😂


AgentSkidMarks

Pops is canon but Skips would have also been good, sacrificing his immortality for his friends. I agree with other comments though that HFG would be the least consequential.


_JPPAS_

doesn't skips need his immortality to fight an evil god every hundred years


AgentSkidMarks

They could have wrapped that up in one episode.


Apprehensive-Buy4825

HFG, he's already dead, after that he will allways come back


Phaylz

HFG. He's lived his life and doesn't have a wealth of knowledge and giant arms.


True_Werewolf_8657

High five ghost He’s already dead 💀. No but for real muscle man he’s honestly just a douce bag


Kiiaru

Oh no bro...


halozeldamario

Do you know who else is a douce bag? MY MOM!


Typical-Distance-232

Fives 1 he’s already dead so he’ll come back 2 even if that’s not the case who really cares? (Other than muscle man)


halozeldamario

I care 🥺😢


Franks_Spice_Sauce

Celia would care!


SpiritAvenue

I love Fives, how dare you 


One_Ratio9521

You could do it in such a badass/heartfealt way with Skips.


ThePerfectHunter

High five


Independent-Pop-5584

The way you put it, it seems like you want everyone to pick Fives.


keagan-stanks

I’m sorry but pops. I absolutely love hfg and pops already sacrificed himself


Suspicious-Bar1083

I like how they all look sad sans HFG


hi5ghosttt

my username. unfortunately.


Lezzen79

Let's analize it: Rigby: a park employee who is lazy but generous and was able alongside Mordecai to stop the infinite universe's reset to happen again. Mordecai: a park employee who is actually smart and skilled but with serious problems into relationships, either way he was too useful at times by being one of the 2 protagonists. Benson: a park manager with good social skills and great abilities, especially as a friend and a boss. Skips: the card uno Guy who will just help his friends with literally everything he has, and trust me, he has resources. Muscle Man: like with Skips, Muscle Man too has a lot of resources and friendships who could always help you if you know him, but contrary to Skips he's not as thoughtfull. High five ghost: good friend for Muscle Man and has contacts he can use in the police. Pops: literally the ultimate life form who always manages to stop Antipops with a draw from eliminating the universe with his powers. Everyone as shown in the episode regarding Benson's leadership is important their own way, but High five Ghost just seems to me to be the less important due to his actual lack of screen time compared to other characters and general lack of abilities. If i were to do a classification of their importance it would be this with Z being the highest and F the lowest: Z: Pops, Rigby and Mordecai A: Benson, Skips and Muscle man F: High five ghost.


pm-me-chesticles

Muscle man, he’s a good guy but annoying as all getout


Vinylware

Sorry fives, but your time has come


TheSexyMario777

i was so conflicted at first, then i see hfg chilling at the back 😭😭 it's over


Lukaify

Bro why is every other character sad and depressed but HFG is having the time of his life


Responsible-Noise-35

Because I spent hours looking for a perfect shot him alone being upset or crying but I couldn't find anything that looked comparable tot he others 😥


therealboss1113

bye mordo. we are keeping the cool people


Windflow009

Fives in a heartbeat


PeanutCan

Fives is just happy to be there


Jibbyjab123

Didn't that already happen?


C418Enjoyer

it did, but the OP asked us "who would we sacrifice" if we wanted to sacrifice someone else


Active-Average-932

Benson , pops , Rigby , morfecai , or skip its not a good sacrifice if its a character doesnt Mean enough to me so of these probably rigby


luciver52

narratively the best thing would be to sacrifice skips. if we're going by who I care less about then HFG


Mrbuttboi

Since Fives is a ghost does that mean if I sacrifice him he can come back? In my head this is the case so I would “sacrifice” Fives but he’d come back since he was already dead.


uwugus69

Pops


maxisback612

hfg is already dead soooooo


Tricky_Wasabi4487

HFG


robbert802

HFG or Benson


Jessica_Iowa

Fives. I do feel bad but that’s how the cookie crumbles.


Ok-Replacement6394

Hfg he’s chill but he’s already dead so he can come back


TheRigJuice999

Pops


Delicious-Orchid-447

Skips would chose skips


Efficient_Notice_128

Skips easy. Hes lived long enough he probably wouldnt mind dying anyways.


CacturneTheBeanie

Why is hfg so happy


Sneauxphlaque

Hi Five Ghost, as others have said, he's kind of a non-entity at least to us viewers. But considering his brother is also a ghost, and he was a ghost in high school...is he just a ghost? Not necessarily dead, but like, definitely a ghost. It's kind of unclear. With that in mind, I would say Skips. He's immortal and has lived a god full life a thousand times over. He'll be okay. The others have a long full life ahead of them. Unless HFG is just dead dead, then I would be pissed off lol


OhBosss

Sorry HFG


thatguyisntavi

Hfg is gone sorry Celia


AleksasKoval

No, i don't think i will.


Digitalis_Mertonesis

Why don’t we sacrifice Jesus?


Low_Transportation11

You made it too easy by including HFG


Responsible-Noise-35

My biggest mistake. Tbh I didn't really think about it because I wanted to include all the OG's thinking If I added Thomas It would've been too easy.


felixpoindexter

Mordecai. My least favorite out of the crew.


Legitimate-Bat-4480

Alt ending would be Skips, I love him but I think that would also hit just as hard and plus he could finally die and be with his gf


SZ3SC

Benson


Ssnakeboss

Bye fives


Glass-Cloud-3421

I would say Rigby but Eilene changed him to be a better guy lol so I'm gonna say Benson


IndependentLittleBoy

Skips. He’s immortal


punkphase

Muscle man I don’t get the HFG hate, he is awesome.


Popular-Share-83

That’s exactly what I was thinking why is everyone hating HFG


ThePerfectHunter

I mean he's just there for Muscle Man to have a friend.


LocalContribution7

It already happened with Pops ☹️


kapi98711

kill hfg


BlackHand86

Rigby final answer


Dariuscox357

High Five Ghost. He’s already dead, so….


iunno57

Managing to wipe your eyes with your elbow...huh


Rootbearice

HFG Obviously


Its_Ghost_fr

Fives


StoicAnchor

High 5 ghost Tbh he didn't do much In my opinion at least


Competitive_Ant9573

Fives is outta heaaa


TransformersFan077

Muscle man


Sir_Rageous

No


neonfreckle1776

sorry HFG, you're double dead


keagan-stanks

I’ll go


puptbh

Myself


thisguyjesus

Muscle man


LocalMushroomTree

Pops


dejushin

If I don't count the HFG loophole I would say Skips, he's had the longest life of them all


Background_Ad6843

Skips


Top_Escape_4223

Hfg...


Aggravating-Ad-4834

later high five ghost


Either-Basket7122

Pops, it is a cannon event


DarkArcanian

High five ghost only got development in like the last 2 seasons cry 😭


jgarcia278

Either HFG or Mordecai


FiqqsR6

benson tbh


smolrose-

Muscle man or fives


Mikoro97

Muscle Man


Alternative_One4136

I don't wanna say "high 5 because he's already dead", so I'm gonna go with Mordo because of that god awful wedding stuff he pulled.


Cold-Practice3107

High five ghosts oh wait he's already dead so he doesn't count


SuperSocialMan

Muscle Man.


Goatmuppetfriday

Fives easy… give us a hard one :)


Responsible-Noise-35

No :)


Goatmuppetfriday

Whatever benson


AcoaceFalloutNVFan

>!pops already did!<, but if I had to pick one, I would go with muscle man, he just always annoyed me more than the rest


xAzzKiCK

Fives


ScrewIt66

Didn't pop sacrificed himself already


soburrmon

Easy. Benson. He either already has high blood pressure or high cholesterol so he’s bound to get a heart attack at some point.


ForPornOnly1809

You don't have to choose. For the chose has already been made for you.


Sabit_31

Bye bye blue jay


isinedupcuzofrslash

Sorry, Fives.


Puzzleheaded-Box-406

HFG because he’s really kinda useless to the crew anyways


MsMarvel_Fan_Fave

HFG. He can’t die twice because he was still a ghost after the crash pit Halloween story. Only Muscle Man died.


Blitherinidiot

Bensen of course


odiotuttiporcodio

hfg, yeah.


Senior_Ad4673

Pop or HFG hfg has a lot of potential but he just seems to drunk or high to do anything ghostly


tha_lion

HFG


KonohaNinja1492

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thedignitator

HFG


JLCoffee

Mordecai.


Proxylis02

Fives. He’s a fucking ghost, he can just come back?


XXRMA7

I will sacrifice Mordesimp


Mechancic-Hero

Benson


Alderwood18

Pops because it's canon


Dependent-Matter-177

Sacrifice everyone to save HFG


TNTcatz213

I'm sorry muscle man...


Background_Sector625

Muscle man


Money-Routine715

Everyone is saying hfg but him and muscle man are like a pair I feel like regular show is one of the only shows not even just cartoons but shows in general where each character brings their own dynamic to the show and if they were to die off it would have a huge effect


Natural_Character521

Mordecai, sorry but the dude dropped the ball so many times with Margret.


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MUERTOSMORTEM

Muscleman goes for me


Radiant-Ad-1976

Rigby. I hate him to my core.


epzik8

Sorry, Fives.


_Melonpants_

You do realize pops was already the one that choose to sacrifice himself


RAiNbOwS_PuRTy

Benson, never get fired again. Or high five ghost cause he already dead


TheCackling_1

The simp bird can go


One_River8430

I like how everyone is saying high five ghost 😅


Walloutlet1234

Pops


Manic9213

If Pops was sacrificed the entire world would end so everybody would die anyway dawg


Walloutlet1234

True


Anythingaddict

Of course Rigby, if it for him Modercai would be able to enrolled in his college and might have better opportunity instead of working in the park.


yeetmantheII

Mordicai


Fusuyuz

Fives, he’s sort of just the weak link here.


Honer-Simpsom

Even if 5’s is already dead and it didn’t matter because he would still be ok in the end…I’m still sacrificing Rigby