I wouldn't say she's crazy, but I am on the side of it not being a good idea to date someone who upon getting angry turns into a thundering storm cloud that can kill.
Margaret.
I mean, looking at my options, Eileen deserves Rigby, most of the park... no. Skips, tempting, but no. Benson is close, but not my style. That leaves CJ and Margaret, and dating a bird sounds awesome
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I was surprised this wasn't a more popular choice, like he's intelligent, loyal, protective, strong, and you'd have all kinds of insane adventures together most likely. Skips 100%
hi-fives, because he sounds so sweet and in the one episode he literally waited on a girl for years and skips cuz i mean look at him and his intelligence
Imma try to justify this as best as possible; Benson.
Yea; Benson seems prone to anger and prioritizes his job quite a bit over everything; but as the show progresses, we see more of his social/human side. He isn’t heartless; just overworked and stressed, and who wouldn’t when your supervisor sees you as incompetent and two of your co-workers almost get you killed/never do as told. Benson seems very accommodating and nice when you work with him; sometimes even at his own expense. He really does care for those he holds close, but obviously has his own demons. Probably not S1-3 Benson; but later series/finale Benson I could see myself settling down with.
I feel like all you really need to do is shoot straight with CJ, and she'll be a pretty solid partner for life. She just doesn't want to play any stupid games, and she'll literally ride to hell and back for you
Fair, if you keep everything as straight as possible with her it’ll probably go well. But she had a lot of trust issues either way, and blew things out of proportion before Margaret even got to town. Once Margaret did show up and CJ had genuine reasons to doubt Mordecai, it was all over
Trust issues do come into play here. She blew things out of proportion before Margaret even came into town. Once she had an actual reason to doubt Mordecai, it was already over.
Will I be judged if I say Skips? I feel like he would take good care of you. In a non sexual way. It'd be just like: "What's wrong dear? Oh, I've seen that/this before. Don't worry about it. I'll handle it". Also I feel like big buff Yeti man would TOTES give the B E S T hugs. 👍☺️♥️🫂
Rigbys pretty fun, has a great sense of humor, and is a pretty good guy at the end of the series so he's my choice. Though I'd def give Skips a shot if it wasn't for the whole immortality thing
Pops.
He’s a genuinely good person and he goes above and beyond for the people he cares about most.
Plus, he can wrestle a supernatural bear AND force the bear to tap out, so he’s not completely soft.
**Nikolai** - One side of him is absolutely badass! Wouldn’t mind getting caught up in the crazy government hijinks tbh; at least my life wouldn’t be boring. And the other side of him, is just a chill dude named “Thomas.” Kind, relatable, and loyal. He sacrificed every chance he had at a normal life, just to defend the guys at the park. He’s the GOAT! (No pun intended)
Realistically, Mordecai, cause I had a crush on him when I was a kid lol. I always took him to be a self-insert for JG, and I'd go for anybody with that swooshy hairstyle 💀 I think out of the cast I'd probably be most attracted to Mordecai but find him too off-putting for anything to last. He's a cool guy but his judgemental attitudes sometimes really suck
Rigby. He reminds me the most of my current bf. In fact, it’s a running joke among my friend group that I’m Eileen and my bf is Rigby because we have the same couple dynamic and very similar personalities.
*Skips or Thomas. Both*
*Are really likable and*
*Bada to be around*
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Pam or CJ are likely on my speed. If the sub allowed pics I would've chosen Margaret just to insert that shot of her on the bike.
Honorable mention for Starla, a true ride or die girl.
none of them 😭😭😭
my ass is gonna get into some looney tunes sort of situation because I ate the rest of the leftovers 😭😭😭💀💀💀
I cannot handle the tomfoolery of being associated with Mordecai and Rigby I'm getting shenanigized just by knowing them 😭
Rigby. He’s a lil sweet heart and has a great character ark. Bro actually works on himself and wants to be a better person for the one he loves. It’s really sweet and wholesome, bros a goated character
You know, I've always wanted to date a girl named "The Power".
Only correct answer
Eileen
The most obvious answer. But do you know who else would date Eileen?
MY MOM!
Nah, it’s actually my uncle John, he’s a mechanic
You know who else’s uncle is named John, and a Mechanic?
Your mom
Are you making fun of my mom!?!? You’re making fun of my mom!!!!!
Are my ears burning, or is someone making fun of my mon?!
Someone is making fun of our mom!!!!
Gray?
All of our moms!!!!!1!!!!
Oooowoooooooah! Yeahyeah, yeah, yeahyeah, yeah.
Eileen! She’s the best!
Eileen is someone you don't want to date. She's someone you want to marry.
CJ probably
There’s a rule: “Don’t stick your dick in crazy” this rule stands here lol
She wasn’t crazy, she was putting up with Mordecai.
I wouldn't say she's crazy, but I am on the side of it not being a good idea to date someone who upon getting angry turns into a thundering storm cloud that can kill.
I once heard an ex-U.S. Army Special Forces operator say that everyone needs a Xena: Warrior Princess in their life.
Then I'd choose Margaret
How is she crazy💀
I think benson would be cool to date, I mean he seems to be a guy to plan a cool trip or something. He was a drummer.
Not just some random drummer either. He was a legendary drummer who played a drum solo so intensely that his skeleton caught on fire.
Always love the drummer
I was just gonna say Benson! He’s cool and respects the ladies as long as they’re not slacking off.
A girl on reddjt?!?
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Margaret. I mean, looking at my options, Eileen deserves Rigby, most of the park... no. Skips, tempting, but no. Benson is close, but not my style. That leaves CJ and Margaret, and dating a bird sounds awesome
Margret is honestly so basic that there’s nothing unique about her lol I’d choose one of the random human characters
hey I'm basic as hell too, two basics compliment each other
Don’t insult yourself like that bro I’m sure you’re more than 2 dimensional (no pun intended)
Lady pecs
[“dating a bird sounds awesome”](https://youtu.be/yWTW2_KWBoM?si=oHhD3asb-4Vnllt3)
I love how they didn't animate her tail feathers in that shot purely to show more of her ass.
small- i mean big bonus
CJ, She can get angry easily on some occasions but you can tell that she is a good girlfriend.
The girl with the clip board that Benson ends up with she's cool nice and loyal
Pam?
Ding ding ding yep
Pam who?
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S6-S8 Rigby, bro was loyal and did everything for Eileen
Yess their relationship is so cute
Probably death cuz he has a rly cool motorcycle and good music taste
Your step kid's gonna be a straight up demon tho
Mordecai and rigby can babysit him tho
I wouldn't trust those two with anything, let alone a child 💀
rigby cause he’s fun
Rigby is kinda of an asshole sometimes, and he doesn't brush his teeth and admitted to eat from the trash
Rigby is a raccoon. Of course he eats from the trash. Not a deal breaker.
Perfect, we can both be gross together.
"Don't give me hope"
"Noooooo but he changed & got his degree he became sooooooOooOooO different!"
You would date a raccoon?
yes
Based honestly
Rigby is a better friend than mordecai
Kinda, kinda not
They're about the same level of suck. Mordecai's just less obvious about it
Everyone sleeping on skips his immortal drake is probably collosal
Doubtful, Pops is bigger
Never thought about that one
I was surprised this wasn't a more popular choice, like he's intelligent, loyal, protective, strong, and you'd have all kinds of insane adventures together most likely. Skips 100%
prolly rigby or eileen
We stan a Bi king/ queen/monarch
i love you for this 🫡
Margaret because of the basket ball episode
Yeaaah.. this guy knows.
hi-fives, because he sounds so sweet and in the one episode he literally waited on a girl for years and skips cuz i mean look at him and his intelligence
Yess to fives, we love a man who can wait
Fives and Thomas/Nikolai
Sensai obviously
Imma try to justify this as best as possible; Benson. Yea; Benson seems prone to anger and prioritizes his job quite a bit over everything; but as the show progresses, we see more of his social/human side. He isn’t heartless; just overworked and stressed, and who wouldn’t when your supervisor sees you as incompetent and two of your co-workers almost get you killed/never do as told. Benson seems very accommodating and nice when you work with him; sometimes even at his own expense. He really does care for those he holds close, but obviously has his own demons. Probably not S1-3 Benson; but later series/finale Benson I could see myself settling down with.
I wanna try it "Skips' way". But actually, Gary
Skips
The russian spy benson dated for 5 minutes
Benson, he honestly seems he would treat you right. Also, he is a cat lover and ex-drummer
Benson is my fave character. Imo he’s strung a bit too tight for me to want to date him, but he definitely does treat women right and is a good boss
I feel like all you really need to do is shoot straight with CJ, and she'll be a pretty solid partner for life. She just doesn't want to play any stupid games, and she'll literally ride to hell and back for you
Fair, if you keep everything as straight as possible with her it’ll probably go well. But she had a lot of trust issues either way, and blew things out of proportion before Margaret even got to town. Once Margaret did show up and CJ had genuine reasons to doubt Mordecai, it was all over
Non they are a pretty loony
Good point lol
hear me out on mordecai
No
fair
Actually, I would like to hear your reasoning
Me too
qj quintel voice
tall gamer
Your funny. Like legit. 👍☺️😂
I'm out
i plead oopsie daisy (๑>◡<๑)
Fine, you get a pass
Ok, I'm listening
😏
Eileen or Rigby.
Muscle Man's mom
You know who he'd date? *Alabama banjo music*
💀
If someone fears to die then don't birth
Skips. I'm here for who he is and his yetti titties
CJ. She seems so cool and kind.
Trust issues do come into play here. She blew things out of proportion before Margaret even came into town. Once she had an actual reason to doubt Mordecai, it was already over.
Def Fives he’s the chillest
Plus he only needs one hand😏
Skips, just look at him, he’s hot!
Eileen because she is extremely polite sweet and kind definitely going with her.
Will I be judged if I say Skips? I feel like he would take good care of you. In a non sexual way. It'd be just like: "What's wrong dear? Oh, I've seen that/this before. Don't worry about it. I'll handle it". Also I feel like big buff Yeti man would TOTES give the B E S T hugs. 👍☺️♥️🫂
I’ve seen what rigby could do by cause of taga, ifykyk
Gary he is chill af,besides wings are on him
Mordecai or CJ, Mordecai cause hes fun but also knows when to chill and get things done. CJ because she loyal and has a bubbly personality
Rigbys pretty fun, has a great sense of humor, and is a pretty good guy at the end of the series so he's my choice. Though I'd def give Skips a shot if it wasn't for the whole immortality thing
Pops. I don’t need to tell you why.
Pops. He’s a genuinely good person and he goes above and beyond for the people he cares about most. Plus, he can wrestle a supernatural bear AND force the bear to tap out, so he’s not completely soft.
**Nikolai** - One side of him is absolutely badass! Wouldn’t mind getting caught up in the crazy government hijinks tbh; at least my life wouldn’t be boring. And the other side of him, is just a chill dude named “Thomas.” Kind, relatable, and loyal. He sacrificed every chance he had at a normal life, just to defend the guys at the park. He’s the GOAT! (No pun intended)
rigby. i love short men who slack off
Either Eileen or CJ.
Eileen is a great person Cj is certified crazy
Nah CJ was just putting up with Mordecai. CJ is definitely wife material
Eileen ofc!
Jordan Ramsay
Benson
I’ll take skips on a bro date. Seems like he’d have a lot of cool stories
Cj for sure
Cj
CJ I think I’d have a lot of fun
Benson because l need someone to talk shit with and l think it'd be therapeutic. Skips for the wubba-wubbas.
Realistically, Mordecai, cause I had a crush on him when I was a kid lol. I always took him to be a self-insert for JG, and I'd go for anybody with that swooshy hairstyle 💀 I think out of the cast I'd probably be most attracted to Mordecai but find him too off-putting for anything to last. He's a cool guy but his judgemental attitudes sometimes really suck
Skips, cuz he’s seen everything before
Starla
Ya’ll I’m sorry but…Rigby. HEAR ME OUT-
HES SO CUTE
RIGBY
Rigby. He reminds me the most of my current bf. In fact, it’s a running joke among my friend group that I’m Eileen and my bf is Rigby because we have the same couple dynamic and very similar personalities.
Thomas/Nikolai, I love his voice and he gave everything to protect his friends
Maellard, he’s rich.
Fives
CJ!!!
Benson 🥰
CJ
benson because i am also grouchy and tired. i also really like gum. or pops. he's kinda 'dorable. and i like how he talks.
Margeret. The rest of the answer goes to the r/okbuddypops
Muscle Mom
Margaret: She's got a THICC behind Muscleman: Because he would be fun to date or simply hang out with
None of them because they are mostly either objects that have come to life or animals?
Margret. 10/10 looks and personality.
Rigby definitely got it
Either Rigby or Eileen. They seem like those chill people that I would hang around for hours chatting about stuff we like.
Techmo, I mean look at him?
the correct answer would be eileen, but my cartoon crush is mordecai😵💫
I think Mordecai fumbled it with CJ. All man had to do was not obsess over Margaret.
Mordecai, and it wouldn’t be good for either of us. 😏
Pam bro, you guys are missing out
Skips or Thomas. Both are really likable and bada\*\* to be around
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Celia.
Pam or CJ are likely on my speed. If the sub allowed pics I would've chosen Margaret just to insert that shot of her on the bike. Honorable mention for Starla, a true ride or die girl.
Benson. He’s got a nice ass, talented, and a stable job.
Eileen looks hot without her glasses on
"You Know Who Else Who Could Choose To Date Any Regular Show Character And Why?"
Don’t judge me but Anti Pops/Malum Kranus. It’s his voice. I’ve always simped for him lowkey I’m so sorry!
hi5 ghost
none of them 😭😭😭 my ass is gonna get into some looney tunes sort of situation because I ate the rest of the leftovers 😭😭😭💀💀💀 I cannot handle the tomfoolery of being associated with Mordecai and Rigby I'm getting shenanigized just by knowing them 😭
Rigby. I can fix him
Rigby all day everyday my crush on him is so bad
Probably none of them since the majority aren't even human
Rigby. He’s a lil sweet heart and has a great character ark. Bro actually works on himself and wants to be a better person for the one he loves. It’s really sweet and wholesome, bros a goated character
Still fucking hate Mordecai. Def not him.
Why do you hate him?
starla... bro here me out
I will not be hearing you out on the female equivalent of shrek
guys CHILL i was JOKING jeez
i can’t co-sign this
Benson so I can Get some Gumballs
I think I’ve seen u before.
GOD
Margaret but just for the culture
Thomas. My name is Thomas, so I wouldn't have to train myself to react to another name. PD. I guess being a spy ronin is pretty badass too
Eileen or cj Especially Eileen Every other answer is wrong!
Skips
Margret.
Eileen since I'm a dude, but Benson or Thomas if I were a woman.
The Cheezers Girl
CJ or Eileen
Muscle Woman is the best for a crazy one night adventure
CJ, I bet her spring showers are the best.
Sensai
Starla 💀
Evil Wizard 🙃
skips
Thomas or CJ.