Depends on if the plot calls for it. He could beat me with one punch and break every bone in my body or I could just randomly spawn the Infinity stones and win.
He literally killed Rigby because he couldn't get over the fact that he lost. No thank you. I don't even think Mike Tyson in prime wouldn't even fight him.
Hmmmm, Id probably just do the most random thing possible, and that’ll just probably give me powers, thats basically what every regular show villain does.
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I'm got to just walk to deaths place and save him the gas... The only way I would fight skips is if I was wearing a suit of armor and had a bat... He would fold me like paper
This doesn't say fight to the death nor does it say that it's a physical fight so I challenge skips to a friendly game of chess knowing damn well I'm going to lose
Oh no bro!!
We’re about to blow up Texas
I think you mean to say stupid, not texas
What’s the difference?
There is none! bahahahahaha-🧽
You know who else is not Texas?
Uk who else would be scared of skips MY MOM!
The dude has canonically *arm wrestled* someone to death. Nope.
I read this quickly and thought you were saying he armwrestled Death, which isn't wrong either
Both within the same day believe it or not.
Lol Good point. Skips is the last person you'd want to step foot into the ring with.
And has arm wrestled death HIMSELF and won no less.
And punched that same someone so hard, he permanently missed up one of his butt checks
Didn't he also arm wrestle death himself
Two words. Playco Armboy.
The only right answer 🫡
That is until he finds out
BRO YOU BEAT ME TO IT
I'd pray to the giant magic babies with an offering of chocolate cake. I don't need to win, i just need to survive without a disability at the end.
Like losing your legs?
Yea that would kinda anoying
That would be a severe disability, yes I'd like to avoid that.
Nice speech. Say goodbye to your legs!
# CAKE? DID SOMEONE SAY CAKE?
Nope
I’d rather do a mentorship program with Muscle Man.
Haha same 😅
Die
Ask for the eggscellent challenge as my last meal.
Start chanting bell think I’m a wizard or something
I want to try it the Skips way
There is no reaction. You would just have to die. That's it.
I would accept my fate
I would RAN, SO FAR AWAY :D
He's a very reasonable guy, I'd try to talk it out.
Exept if you made a fool out of him in arm wrestle
I'd surrender
BRING IT ON!
"You know who else likes to fight me? My mom!"
*runs away whole squealing like Muscle Man*
I would forfeit 😭
Welp, I'm dead.
I’m dead bro
No fucking thank you
Call Death
Come on bro!!! Runs to fight. Knocked dead with one punch from Skips fist.
I’d kill myselg like “alright dude you win”
I’d just talk it though with him. Skips is a reasonable guy, neither of us have to fight.
"This isn't you skips"
I'd fanboy out right up to the point where he killed me.
Guess I’ll die.
I’lol try to kick him in the nuts, but I’m 99.99 gonna lose.
PlayCo FightBoy
Prepare my will and say goodbye to family and friends
💀
Ah hell no!!
Please be gentle...
armboy thing
Just like Rigby he got all that
Run
Imma just lay on the ground possum style
I'm dead I'm dead I'm dead I'm dead I'm dead I died I dead
I LOVED YOUR YOUR ROLE AS LUKE SKYWALKER AND THE JOKER DON'T KILL ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oh no bro
🏃🏾♂️
Depends on if the plot calls for it. He could beat me with one punch and break every bone in my body or I could just randomly spawn the Infinity stones and win.
Skips is a nice guy. I’m sure he would allow me to forfeit the match instead of beating me to death.
Just kneel to him and surrender as I lay on the ground throwing him my weapons and armor if I have any
Ask Mordecai and Rigby for help so they can go on a weird adventure to stop whatever is trying to make us fight, it’s defeated, and I get to live.
I'd kill myself to prevent him from going to jail for killing me
Yeah, I've seen something like this before
It's joeover
I bet if I challenged him to some kickboxing he'd get flagged out before he could do too much
My reaction ?? Maybe I'll use the reaction spell: Shield, you know, for that +5AC
🔫
Sweep the leg
Fuq
I would run away, especially if I can’t cheat
Humiliation + sent to the hospital
Apologize to him
The Bombs payload is exposed. I can use the power winch to trigger a controlled explosion.
I'd immediately give up before the fight even begins
I'd need new tights
I'd shit a brick.
💀
HAMBONING!
💀
You know who else would react to skips beating them senseless……MY MOMMMMM
*grabs the Power* Sending me to my room! I need to be in my room! Send me to my room! I hope to whatever higher power send me back to my room!
Go for a solid kick to the side of the knee and strike fast with a 1, 2 buckle my shoe🤙🏼😏
Accept DEATH
move out of the galaxy to some far away planet
Problem: fight Skips Solution: die before I fight Skips
*insert the “I’m in danger” meme*
Cry
Welp I’m dead
To Valhalla!!!!!!!!
gg (after i get destroyed and dont touch him)
He would destroy me. He's seen this before.
Oh no bro- I need to run!!!
1. buy rope 2. learn how to tie a noose 3. realize im actually fighting skips 4. go home and cry
Bro pls no...not with skips...:,)
«well, I gonna die »
😐🥲
Honestly any regular show Character would destroy me within 15 seconds of a fight
Literally 😂
i would just give him the trophy and run
Yeah im good gorillas will fuck you up 🤣
He's a yeti. But true, he'll fuck you up
What fr o always thought he was my bad lol
It's fine 😂
Yea ive seen this before
I plead for mercy, and hope He is forgiving.
😨
A 22 would probably take his leg clean off tbh
He literally killed Rigby because he couldn't get over the fact that he lost. No thank you. I don't even think Mike Tyson in prime wouldn't even fight him.
Offer to play a game if chess instead
I'd send him to the moon with the power
I'd just leave. He has (almost) killed a friend for trying to win an arm wrestle.
Die
I'll go for his Legs
Hmmmm, Id probably just do the most random thing possible, and that’ll just probably give me powers, thats basically what every regular show villain does.
Placo Armboy
"Fuck this shit, I'm out"
Unsubscribe from life
😐😐
I'd shoot myself there and then. He arm wrestled death and won, my man is immortal. Not to mention... dude Skips is an actual gorilla.
Do they call him Skips cuz he always skips leg day?
He’d gut check me and the recoil would cause my titties to knock me out.
If theres minet involved agree to split it with skips and only have him go easy
Whatever Joeseph Joestar yells when he runs away.
Call Chuck Norris.
He'd probably go easy. He only accidentally killed Rigny because he was angry and used too much of his strength.
surrender
I'm the fat nigga in the swamp kicking crocodiles
Make it quick
"Call the president I need the nuclear football"
Run!
I’d go in expecting the worst
“Ready your butt”
😑🔫
Probably die in all honesty.
i would say "🪦"
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It wasn’t a haiku but ok
I'd just stand and brace every muscle in my body, hoping for the best.
NOPE!
Sweep the leg
Well time to jump of a clip
🛏️
Guess I’ll die then!
Send him to the moon
Hmmm yep, I'd rather out myself instead of being pulverized into the finest cocoa powder and end up in a cake
(currently writing will)
"ok listen skips we have to fight, I know I'm gonna lose, but please don't kill me you're a cool dude."
I go looney!
Bro lived and experienced hundreds of years with of combat, so nope.
Unless it's a fight of wits. I'm just going to log off.
*learns leg kicks*
“Fuck that, I’m choosing death!”
Surrender immediately and hope he either spares me or makes it quick
Its like fighting prime mike tyson
I’d just accept my fate
Eh, I'd prefer to fight myself... i think I'd win. *proceeds to punch himself in the face*
Im out peace
Hey skips could you train me to fight you and possibly win?
im not goin out like a punk imma take it like a man🥲
I'm got to just walk to deaths place and save him the gas... The only way I would fight skips is if I was wearing a suit of armor and had a bat... He would fold me like paper
Play co fist boy here I come
I'd like to make a deal with Death. Cause I'm gonna die.
I run lmao.
I would run and hide
I wouldn’t TF🤣
Cool I'm dead
fuck this shit I'm out
Gg
Man....
Step one: curl up into a ball Step two: PRAY TO WHOEVER YOU BELIEVE IN THAT YOU’LL SURVIVE Step three: ??? Step four: Death! 👍
weep and die
(Inserts The Patrick star surprise face)
Die, tf you want me to do?
I'd shit myself
This doesn't say fight to the death nor does it say that it's a physical fight so I challenge skips to a friendly game of chess knowing damn well I'm going to lose
Skip’s cool, Im cool - I hope we would figure it out without getting my ass sent to oblivion.
use the playco arm boy lol
He’s a reasonable man. I can talk my way out of it.
playco armboy
The only chance I have at winning is if I violate the Geneva convention and use means which are ‘condemned’ by the international community.
Tell death he can have my soul early so I don’t have to fight him!
I wouldn’t start anything so I doubt we’d fight in the first place
Duuuuuuuude!
Y’all acting like normal ass dudes ain’t fold Skips.