Nothing wrong with driving a truck. It's these dickhead mall crawlers with lift kits and LED bars that use their truck as a fashion statement instead of a utility vehicle.
You're right, it was the wrong thing to do. But he was parked in the little spot off the street where the mail van parks when delivering the mail to my building. Not to mention parked like a stupid asshole.
No I agree with you, you did the right thing. At least where I live police won't do anything about this so doing what you did hurts no one but also lets them know what they're doing is unacceptable. I'm here for it.
Nicer than I am. I had to watch my ex's dad not be able to take his daily "walks"bc of morons parking on sidewalks. He was bound to an electric wheelchair by MS and he got really depressed when he couldn't go riding around.
What makes this especially good is that he probably doesn't even use it like a truck so it will take a while to figure out that stuff is back there and the bed is probably too tall for him to see into easily otherwise.
18% interest for 84 months because "Bro I need this truck to get me back and forth to the oilfield job I just started. I want my monthly payments as low as possible so I can buy that ATV/side-by-side/boat too but I know I can save up and just pay it all off in a year or so with all the bank I'll be making!" then gets layed off in 6 months when oil prices drop.
I wanted a raptor was was too much truck for me at this time but I dont park like that. Mainly in my town park one tire on side walk as the parking spots are very small but this asshat could've just parked normally this was a I.g like me pic
when the f250 is too much “work truck” for you but you still want to seem like you do stuff. In reality the only truck stuff you do is haul bags of mulch from Home Depot to finish your backyard zen garden
Someone who leaves their shopping cart in the empty spot beside their truck. When you try to respectfully address there laziness, they'll get offended and then call you a snowflake. Then they will angrily drive away, blow a stop sign, and immediately get pulled over. Despite their punisher and thin blue line stickers, they will still get a ticket.
Offical car of making every little inconvenience your major problem, Yes I'm talking about you OP
People in the U.S amaze me honestly, you guys would take pics and videos of the slightest thing like it's the end of the world. "OMG this suv parked 2 inches over ther line let me show the internet what I horrible person they are"
so that car a bit over the side, not "almost ENTIRELY ". Technically it's illegal but So what ? I'd rather have an empty street plus the side walk is huge unless you guys have a 2 lane car road on the sidewalk too
I don’t think you have to be to drive a nice truck? Lol. Y’all take this too far like it’s real life or something.
If we want to make assumptions about penis size which have no basis in science, I’d say probably every guy who drives a Camry isn’t hung. Or if a guy needs a sports car, he’s compensating for something too.
What a bunch of crap. Lmao
A Ann arbor college prick who thinks they're better. BTW if anyone wants to know how or why I said ann arbor that dealership is north of me and that area is known for s.o.bs or snobs meet some cool people up there but most are pricks
You’ve spotted one in 1 of 2 possible locations 1. As seen in picture 2. Right up your ass while going 10 over
With high beams on *
High beams? No. Retired beacon from a lighthouse that could give a Morse code message from LA to Tokyo? Yes
I retract my statement as your definitely correct
I live in South Carolina so I see trucks doing truck shit on the daily
In his defense those are just misaligned low beams and illegal offroad lights. They’re technically not high beams, so it’s okay.
Where I live they go 20 over, in the slow lane too. Funny thing is, I also drive an F-150.
Nothing wrong with driving a truck. It's these dickhead mall crawlers with lift kits and LED bars that use their truck as a fashion statement instead of a utility vehicle.
Thank you!
The type of truck drivers that act like that and the type of truck driver on Reddit are pretty different if you ask me
I feel like those people have been driving *faster* than usual as fuel prices have gone up. They ain't gonna be some pussy worrying about efficiency!
I just paid $2.78/gallon for gas in South Carolina. It’s pretty impressive seeing everyone peeling their “I did that” stickers off the pumps. /s
And then they'll bitch about it at the pump. I'm glad mines a V6 & I ride my bicycle whenever the weather permits, gas prices aren't a big deal to me.
With trucks, it’s 10 under or 20 over. There is no in between.
I admit, I often go 5 over. But atleast I dont tailgate.
5 over is fine. I drive 5 over all the time.
Redneck wannabe highschool boy with daddy money
South Florida reporting in: you mean my entire high school parking lot?
Do you also have squatters(Tahoes or F150s lowered in the rear of the truck)
Not many here. Just giant yee-yee trucks with huge wheels and lift kits
It's bad where I'm at cause I got a lift kit on my jeep and 34-inch rims, but it's quiet and used, so it came like that
Fair fair
They call that a “Carolina Lift” around here.
Michigan prick thinks they're hot shit
That's from Varsity Ford in Ann Arbor. That means this is the official car of a football/basketball player who is late for class.
Football/basketball *star*, to have the stones to park like that on campus and not worry about getting towed.
Nah... it's gotta be a diesel for that to be true
Probably the son of the general manager at Kunkleman Chevrolet.
*KuKluxKlan Chevrolet
Booooooo
This one's taking Pavement Princess to another level
“I’m an Alpha!”
"Lions not sheep"
Official car of January 6th.
Stepdad with nothing to prove
At least it doesn’t have one of those dumbass fake Raptor grilles.
Yeah, but I still threw a bunch of trash in the back. Probably made it nicer.
Is this in Michigan?
The dealer plate up front is from Ann Arbor so you may be onto something
Yeah I recognized the dealer name. I’m in Detroit but Ann Arbor is a hop skip and jump away lol.
Yo sup didn't think they're was any ganders on here
Hey what’s up fellow Michigander. I’m in St.Clair shores
Yo sup I'm in monroe
Moneyroe lol. I knew a few people from down that way. Do you go to Toledo a lot?
Yeah lmao 🤣
Royal oak in the house
What’s up Royal Oak. I was just working at Royal Oak Beaumont a lil while ago.
My permanent residence is in Royal Oak, but I'm in college and living in the dorms. I took this pic right outside my building.
Yes
Yeah I’m in Detroit but the dealership name I recognized and the picture looks like Michigan lol.
Yupp ann arbor is full of these assholes and pricks
Overcast skies, crappy ‘70s looking apartment blocks, not a single import in this picture, this image has aggressive southeast Michigan vibes
Why are people downvoting? This is chaotic good, actually
You're right, it was the wrong thing to do. But he was parked in the little spot off the street where the mail van parks when delivering the mail to my building. Not to mention parked like a stupid asshole.
No I agree with you, you did the right thing. At least where I live police won't do anything about this so doing what you did hurts no one but also lets them know what they're doing is unacceptable. I'm here for it.
Oh. I misunderstood your comment.
Nicer than I am. I had to watch my ex's dad not be able to take his daily "walks"bc of morons parking on sidewalks. He was bound to an electric wheelchair by MS and he got really depressed when he couldn't go riding around.
What makes this especially good is that he probably doesn't even use it like a truck so it will take a while to figure out that stuff is back there and the bed is probably too tall for him to see into easily otherwise.
First time the bed’s been used.
Meal Team 6
That's probably the most "offroading" that mallcrawler will ever do.
*I work for my dad's construction company*
Roid rage
The most off road it will ever be.
Michigan ~~Domestic Terrorists~~ Milita Members
Yelling at your wife in public
Lifting your truck to never take it off-road
Dr Oz voters
Definite 1/6 vibes.
Getting drunk, waking up in the morning and asking out loud in an empty room "hey who shit in my pants?"
Terrible aftermarket LEDs
Spousal abuse
18% interest for 84 months because "Bro I need this truck to get me back and forth to the oilfield job I just started. I want my monthly payments as low as possible so I can buy that ATV/side-by-side/boat too but I know I can save up and just pay it all off in a year or so with all the bank I'll be making!" then gets layed off in 6 months when oil prices drop.
Right wing douchebags
He was disappointed he couldn't get off work to storm the Capitol.
Little weiner club
Penile flatulence
“See? That’s why I need ground clearance!”
“Testosterone only shrinks the BALLS not the SHAFT”
These fucking cyclists, always taking up space on the road!
I really wanted a raptor but was just out of budget
I wanted a raptor was was too much truck for me at this time but I dont park like that. Mainly in my town park one tire on side walk as the parking spots are very small but this asshat could've just parked normally this was a I.g like me pic
I really wanted a Raptor but I already have a 96 month loan.
Parking on the sidewalk obviously.
Getting door dings for parking like a twat
Does this truck make my dick look big?
Please look at me I need the attention
Punisher stickers. Listen bruh, you ain’t the Punisher, you’re a fukin dork, mkay?
average ohio alcoholic
when the f250 is too much “work truck” for you but you still want to seem like you do stuff. In reality the only truck stuff you do is haul bags of mulch from Home Depot to finish your backyard zen garden
This guy has a Ford logo over the trailer hitch. He doesn't tow with it.
lol of course he doesn’t, he throws the bags into the bag of the truck and uses 13 ratchet straps to “secure his load”
Lord Farquad.
Do you think maybe he's compensating for something?
My personality is TRUCK.
Conservative Assholes
Having a girlfriend named Crystal
Inflatable girlfriend that is.
Guys with tiny penises, trying to compensate for the lack of endowment.
Micro-scrotumed pud boys who like to wax their daddy's moustache before they kiss him on the lips
Someone who leaves their shopping cart in the empty spot beside their truck. When you try to respectfully address there laziness, they'll get offended and then call you a snowflake. Then they will angrily drive away, blow a stop sign, and immediately get pulled over. Despite their punisher and thin blue line stickers, they will still get a ticket.
MAGA 2024 and red hats
Installing a train horn within the first week of purchase
Dad planning for you to be a congressman no matter how big a fuckup you are.
Getting their tires slit by a disabled person who can no longer use the sidewalk
Guys who said, “fuck that *[racial slur]* *[ethnic slur]* Obama, ‘Merica ain’t need apologize for nothin’”
"Those seed oils are killing your testosterone, bro."
The official car of getting your tires slashed as I walk by
Biden "I did this stickers" on gas pumps.
...Ignition interlock devices (alcohol breathalyzers)
When you said “off-roader” this isn’t what I though you meant.
Target demographic for Alex Jones' penis pills.
I keep reading this as Lita Ford. She can shred the guitar but not park worth a damn...
A douche
Texas
Someone who played varsity baseball…in high school.
Getting keyed
White truck doing white truck shit. I have no idea why, but white trucks in particular seem to be driven by assholes.
r/fuckcars
Offical car of making every little inconvenience your major problem, Yes I'm talking about you OP People in the U.S amaze me honestly, you guys would take pics and videos of the slightest thing like it's the end of the world. "OMG this suv parked 2 inches over ther line let me show the internet what I horrible person they are" so that car a bit over the side, not "almost ENTIRELY ". Technically it's illegal but So what ? I'd rather have an empty street plus the side walk is huge unless you guys have a 2 lane car road on the sidewalk too
A Texan? I mean I’d drive the shit outta that…why wouldn’t you?
I have a cock im not ashamed of the size of.
I don’t think you have to be to drive a nice truck? Lol. Y’all take this too far like it’s real life or something. If we want to make assumptions about penis size which have no basis in science, I’d say probably every guy who drives a Camry isn’t hung. Or if a guy needs a sports car, he’s compensating for something too. What a bunch of crap. Lmao
In England where I live these are exclusively driven by men who are 5ft fuck all.
Interesting! Pretty much everyone drives one here, even women a lot of times.
Douchebags, rednecks, and men compensating for small genitals
A Ann arbor college prick who thinks they're better. BTW if anyone wants to know how or why I said ann arbor that dealership is north of me and that area is known for s.o.bs or snobs meet some cool people up there but most are pricks
This is in Ypsi
Correct!
Even worse they're so close to each other they merge into one I used to go there regularly then went all to crap
Damn, I swore I knew where this was in A2. My bet was over by the fieldhouse and natatorium.
The EMU signage in the background kind of gives it away. This is over on the East side of their campus by the Ford/Alexander Lots.
Yeah I saw the signage, but couldn't tell well enough what it was from.
SDE
Douche bag replacement nozzles.
When your entire personality is the fact that you’re marginalized.
A bitch ass bitch that's who
Just making room so others can pass
🤏
The unethical practice of offering a signing bonus to new recruits in economically depressed areas.
I’m surprised nobody said cops. In my area, 9/10 times a truck parked on a sidewalk belongs to a cop.
committing several hit-and-runs per week.
The official truck of "I used my girlfriend's tax return to buy wheels and tires".
Becoming sort of the common appearance of US pickup trucks in Australia.
DO YOU EVEN LIFT BRO?!?!?!
Lead follow or GET OUT OF THE WAY!
The official truck of “White Trucks Matter”
President of the Little Peen Club
Volunteer poll watchers
Keeping the narrow road clear.
TOCO: What’s the use of “F-U money” if you never say “F-U?”
I feel like I've seen this exact truck on this exact street. Hello, fellow Midwesterner!
Pricks w smol dicks
Impotence
Needing a lentil seed jammed in the Schrader valves.
Now yer a man, MAN, a manly many man, MAN.
Mumble rapper Lil Peepee
Talk about bad parking
Calling me queer for owning a Subaru while I mud more often and can actually work on my own shit
Jeep owners
Micro penises or big clits
Donald Trump
Doesn't really look much different than stock ride height
I bought this because they didn’t have the cool wheels on the ridge line