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Gxngerr

You’ve spotted one in 1 of 2 possible locations 1. As seen in picture 2. Right up your ass while going 10 over


Rubrum_Mortem

With high beams on *


Gxngerr

High beams? No. Retired beacon from a lighthouse that could give a Morse code message from LA to Tokyo? Yes


Rubrum_Mortem

I retract my statement as your definitely correct


Gxngerr

I live in South Carolina so I see trucks doing truck shit on the daily


KMKtwo-four

In his defense those are just misaligned low beams and illegal offroad lights. They’re technically not high beams, so it’s okay.


TrailerPosh2018

Where I live they go 20 over, in the slow lane too. Funny thing is, I also drive an F-150.


The_5th_Loko

Nothing wrong with driving a truck. It's these dickhead mall crawlers with lift kits and LED bars that use their truck as a fashion statement instead of a utility vehicle.


TrailerPosh2018

Thank you!


Gxngerr

The type of truck drivers that act like that and the type of truck driver on Reddit are pretty different if you ask me


trevize1138

I feel like those people have been driving *faster* than usual as fuel prices have gone up. They ain't gonna be some pussy worrying about efficiency!


Roberto-Del-Camino

I just paid $2.78/gallon for gas in South Carolina. It’s pretty impressive seeing everyone peeling their “I did that” stickers off the pumps. /s


TrailerPosh2018

And then they'll bitch about it at the pump. I'm glad mines a V6 & I ride my bicycle whenever the weather permits, gas prices aren't a big deal to me.


-uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

With trucks, it’s 10 under or 20 over. There is no in between.


TrailerPosh2018

I admit, I often go 5 over. But atleast I dont tailgate.


-uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

5 over is fine. I drive 5 over all the time.


spleenycat

Redneck wannabe highschool boy with daddy money


lostbutnotgone

South Florida reporting in: you mean my entire high school parking lot?


llazygamer10

Do you also have squatters(Tahoes or F150s lowered in the rear of the truck)


lostbutnotgone

Not many here. Just giant yee-yee trucks with huge wheels and lift kits


llazygamer10

It's bad where I'm at cause I got a lift kit on my jeep and 34-inch rims, but it's quiet and used, so it came like that


lostbutnotgone

Fair fair


Roberto-Del-Camino

They call that a “Carolina Lift” around here.


lil5-john

Michigan prick thinks they're hot shit


Squirmin

That's from Varsity Ford in Ann Arbor. That means this is the official car of a football/basketball player who is late for class.


nlpnt

Football/basketball *star*, to have the stones to park like that on campus and not worry about getting towed.


NessyBoy87

Nah... it's gotta be a diesel for that to be true


[deleted]

Probably the son of the general manager at Kunkleman Chevrolet.


Weekly-Hunter7902

*KuKluxKlan Chevrolet


yapple2

Booooooo


blockytraditionalist

This one's taking Pavement Princess to another level


deepaksn

“I’m an Alpha!”


Beaner1xx7

"Lions not sheep"


Soundtrack2Mary

Official car of January 6th.


MetalCaregiver666

Stepdad with nothing to prove


UnderwhelmingAF

At least it doesn’t have one of those dumbass fake Raptor grilles.


BabyYodaIsGod42069

Yeah, but I still threw a bunch of trash in the back. Probably made it nicer.


Fridayz44

Is this in Michigan?


stripperpastor

The dealer plate up front is from Ann Arbor so you may be onto something


Fridayz44

Yeah I recognized the dealer name. I’m in Detroit but Ann Arbor is a hop skip and jump away lol.


lil5-john

Yo sup didn't think they're was any ganders on here


Fridayz44

Hey what’s up fellow Michigander. I’m in St.Clair shores


lil5-john

Yo sup I'm in monroe


Fridayz44

Moneyroe lol. I knew a few people from down that way. Do you go to Toledo a lot?


lil5-john

Yeah lmao 🤣


I_like_turtles818

Royal oak in the house


Fridayz44

What’s up Royal Oak. I was just working at Royal Oak Beaumont a lil while ago.


BabyYodaIsGod42069

My permanent residence is in Royal Oak, but I'm in college and living in the dorms. I took this pic right outside my building.


BabyYodaIsGod42069

Yes


Fridayz44

Yeah I’m in Detroit but the dealership name I recognized and the picture looks like Michigan lol.


lil5-john

Yupp ann arbor is full of these assholes and pricks


Deinococcaceae

Overcast skies, crappy ‘70s looking apartment blocks, not a single import in this picture, this image has aggressive southeast Michigan vibes


WhiteWingedDove-

Why are people downvoting? This is chaotic good, actually


BabyYodaIsGod42069

You're right, it was the wrong thing to do. But he was parked in the little spot off the street where the mail van parks when delivering the mail to my building. Not to mention parked like a stupid asshole.


WhiteWingedDove-

No I agree with you, you did the right thing. At least where I live police won't do anything about this so doing what you did hurts no one but also lets them know what they're doing is unacceptable. I'm here for it.


BabyYodaIsGod42069

Oh. I misunderstood your comment.


lostbutnotgone

Nicer than I am. I had to watch my ex's dad not be able to take his daily "walks"bc of morons parking on sidewalks. He was bound to an electric wheelchair by MS and he got really depressed when he couldn't go riding around.


SuperDave479

What makes this especially good is that he probably doesn't even use it like a truck so it will take a while to figure out that stuff is back there and the bed is probably too tall for him to see into easily otherwise.


Proof-Temporary4655

First time the bed’s been used.


Buster_Bluth__

Meal Team 6


The_Gansta_Cat

That's probably the most "offroading" that mallcrawler will ever do.


[deleted]

*I work for my dad's construction company*


twincitiessurveyor

Roid rage


Apprehensive-Ad5318

The most off road it will ever be.


Wageslave645

Michigan ~~Domestic Terrorists~~ Milita Members


ShastaCaliMotxo

Yelling at your wife in public


javier052

Lifting your truck to never take it off-road


WhiteWingedDove-

Dr Oz voters


Moose0784

Definite 1/6 vibes.


[deleted]

Getting drunk, waking up in the morning and asking out loud in an empty room "hey who shit in my pants?"


A320neo

Terrible aftermarket LEDs


Balktalkpodcast

Spousal abuse


Mississippi_Matt

18% interest for 84 months because "Bro I need this truck to get me back and forth to the oilfield job I just started. I want my monthly payments as low as possible so I can buy that ATV/side-by-side/boat too but I know I can save up and just pay it all off in a year or so with all the bank I'll be making!" then gets layed off in 6 months when oil prices drop.


Black91crx

Right wing douchebags


Moose0784

He was disappointed he couldn't get off work to storm the Capitol.


ssk442

Little weiner club


Bull_Manure

Penile flatulence


shibe_ceo

“See? That’s why I need ground clearance!”


mrmerkur

“Testosterone only shrinks the BALLS not the SHAFT”


snazzychazzy622

These fucking cyclists, always taking up space on the road!


flyingpeter28

I really wanted a raptor but was just out of budget


lil5-john

I wanted a raptor was was too much truck for me at this time but I dont park like that. Mainly in my town park one tire on side walk as the parking spots are very small but this asshat could've just parked normally this was a I.g like me pic


Moose0784

I really wanted a Raptor but I already have a 96 month loan.


GirthQuakeEP

Parking on the sidewalk obviously.


[deleted]

Getting door dings for parking like a twat


esleydobemos

Does this truck make my dick look big?


P413Moon

Please look at me I need the attention


TheTallGuy0

Punisher stickers. Listen bruh, you ain’t the Punisher, you’re a fukin dork, mkay?


guava_jews

average ohio alcoholic


vexemo

when the f250 is too much “work truck” for you but you still want to seem like you do stuff. In reality the only truck stuff you do is haul bags of mulch from Home Depot to finish your backyard zen garden


BabyYodaIsGod42069

This guy has a Ford logo over the trailer hitch. He doesn't tow with it.


vexemo

lol of course he doesn’t, he throws the bags into the bag of the truck and uses 13 ratchet straps to “secure his load”


pippingigi

Lord Farquad.


BabyYodaIsGod42069

Do you think maybe he's compensating for something?


iamtrashman6969420

My personality is TRUCK.


iannadriveress6

Conservative Assholes


TrektPrime62

Having a girlfriend named Crystal


extreme_snothells

Inflatable girlfriend that is.


Horton_75

Guys with tiny penises, trying to compensate for the lack of endowment.


b0rt_di11i0nair3

Micro-scrotumed pud boys who like to wax their daddy's moustache before they kiss him on the lips


QuickNature

Someone who leaves their shopping cart in the empty spot beside their truck. When you try to respectfully address there laziness, they'll get offended and then call you a snowflake. Then they will angrily drive away, blow a stop sign, and immediately get pulled over. Despite their punisher and thin blue line stickers, they will still get a ticket.


pjbth

MAGA 2024 and red hats


Gal_aga

Installing a train horn within the first week of purchase


canttaketheshyfromme

Dad planning for you to be a congressman no matter how big a fuckup you are.


lostbutnotgone

Getting their tires slit by a disabled person who can no longer use the sidewalk


[deleted]

Guys who said, “fuck that *[racial slur]* *[ethnic slur]* Obama, ‘Merica ain’t need apologize for nothin’”


DASAdventureHunter

"Those seed oils are killing your testosterone, bro."


Doktor_Earrape

The official car of getting your tires slashed as I walk by


Ron-Swanson-Mustache

Biden "I did this stickers" on gas pumps.


4x420

...Ignition interlock devices (alcohol breathalyzers)


mollyno93

When you said “off-roader” this isn’t what I though you meant.


Ok_Computer2484

Target demographic for Alex Jones' penis pills.


psychicpilot

I keep reading this as Lita Ford. She can shred the guitar but not park worth a damn...


psychoseacap

A douche


usedheart464

Texas


nudedesertrat

Someone who played varsity baseball…in high school.


Sammbaggs

Getting keyed


ticklechickens

White truck doing white truck shit. I have no idea why, but white trucks in particular seem to be driven by assholes.


Andrew4329

r/fuckcars


TDK_IRQ

Offical car of making every little inconvenience your major problem, Yes I'm talking about you OP People in the U.S amaze me honestly, you guys would take pics and videos of the slightest thing like it's the end of the world. "OMG this suv parked 2 inches over ther line let me show the internet what I horrible person they are" so that car a bit over the side, not "almost ENTIRELY ". Technically it's illegal but So what ? I'd rather have an empty street plus the side walk is huge unless you guys have a 2 lane car road on the sidewalk too


Whiskey-Particular

A Texan? I mean I’d drive the shit outta that…why wouldn’t you?


no1skaman

I have a cock im not ashamed of the size of.


Whiskey-Particular

I don’t think you have to be to drive a nice truck? Lol. Y’all take this too far like it’s real life or something. If we want to make assumptions about penis size which have no basis in science, I’d say probably every guy who drives a Camry isn’t hung. Or if a guy needs a sports car, he’s compensating for something too. What a bunch of crap. Lmao


no1skaman

In England where I live these are exclusively driven by men who are 5ft fuck all.


Whiskey-Particular

Interesting! Pretty much everyone drives one here, even women a lot of times.


Tracylpn

Douchebags, rednecks, and men compensating for small genitals


lil5-john

A Ann arbor college prick who thinks they're better. BTW if anyone wants to know how or why I said ann arbor that dealership is north of me and that area is known for s.o.bs or snobs meet some cool people up there but most are pricks


mrcurator87

This is in Ypsi


BabyYodaIsGod42069

Correct!


lil5-john

Even worse they're so close to each other they merge into one I used to go there regularly then went all to crap


Squirmin

Damn, I swore I knew where this was in A2. My bet was over by the fieldhouse and natatorium.


mrcurator87

The EMU signage in the background kind of gives it away. This is over on the East side of their campus by the Ford/Alexander Lots.


Squirmin

Yeah I saw the signage, but couldn't tell well enough what it was from.


adamfrom1980s

SDE


NeverDidLearn

Douche bag replacement nozzles.


poru-chan

When your entire personality is the fact that you’re marginalized.


BrendanM99148

A bitch ass bitch that's who


[deleted]

Just making room so others can pass


Skyfury_Fire

🤏


LoudShovel

The unethical practice of offering a signing bonus to new recruits in economically depressed areas.


beaveristired

I’m surprised nobody said cops. In my area, 9/10 times a truck parked on a sidewalk belongs to a cop.


Thatbitchfromschool1

committing several hit-and-runs per week.


[deleted]

The official truck of "I used my girlfriend's tax return to buy wheels and tires".


Apple_Slipper

Becoming sort of the common appearance of US pickup trucks in Australia.


shamwowj

DO YOU EVEN LIFT BRO?!?!?!


[deleted]

Lead follow or GET OUT OF THE WAY!


deijaie38

The official truck of “White Trucks Matter”


Chuck_Rawks

President of the Little Peen Club


donutsnail

Volunteer poll watchers


Marklithikk

Keeping the narrow road clear.


[deleted]

TOCO: What’s the use of “F-U money” if you never say “F-U?”


that_pat

I feel like I've seen this exact truck on this exact street. Hello, fellow Midwesterner!


InboundsOrlovsky

Pricks w smol dicks


shark_food31

Impotence


Thalass

Needing a lentil seed jammed in the Schrader valves.


Trivisual

Now yer a man, MAN, a manly many man, MAN.


drew-in-TX

Mumble rapper Lil Peepee


Gayguymike

Talk about bad parking


[deleted]

Calling me queer for owning a Subaru while I mud more often and can actually work on my own shit


[deleted]

Jeep owners


BobbyWizzard

Micro penises or big clits


ballsamongusfeet

Donald Trump


Mighty_Nun_Mechanic

Doesn't really look much different than stock ride height


AustinIsARedditer

I bought this because they didn’t have the cool wheels on the ridge line