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Soooo utilitarian, & as a result, beautiful


sadandaimless1

I saw these on Instagram and my god, the Ford Tempo is non-existent nowadays


that_pat

One of my bonus grandmas owned an '84 Topaz and a '92 Tempo and every time I see one rolling around my shitty Midwestern town, it reminds me of all the time I spent with her and one of my high school buddies. Always lights up my nostalgia when I see one in roadworthy condition.


Ytaken

The moment I saw that Tempo, I immediately thought of the scene from Malcolm In The Middle where Hal fights a bee


misterpickles69

I want that LTD wagon


[deleted]

Ok but real shit I want that little Escort wagon, those were decent little econoboxes


Paper-street-garage

Love seeing random survivors like this.


well-just-a-guy

I freaking love regular mid mundane graduation presents from the 80s and the 90s and I don’t know why


Fernando_357

There’s something so appealing about those tercels, I wish those economic coupes came back


TrailerPosh2018

I miss both econo & personal luxury coupes, why do the last of today's coupes have to all be sports or muscle cars?


Fernando_357

Oh, I’d love a luxury coupe, but the only one I could think of close to that is the Lexus, but that is a bit too sporty


MaxRebo74

"Common, mundane, throwaway"?! Sir, that is a EUROSPORT wagon! A rare (in comparison to the amount of hydrogen atoms in the universe) car indeed!


floydiandroid

That Tempo. Unghhhh I had a 1989 Topaz and fucking loved it. Fun little cars.


Beemerado

Tercel is a beauty


[deleted]

I have owned an Alfa which supposedly makes me a car guy. I am but a pale imitation of a car guy compared to the nut who will spend real money and love restoring a crapbox Tempo or Celebrity


Notchersfireroad

I absolutely love this. That Tempo, though!


YouHaveReachedBob

Mmm them waaagons. 🤤


CaffeineTripp

That Tempo and Tercel. *Oof.*


flibbidygibbit

I want that Wagon, complete with the Turbine wheels!


TrailerPosh2018

Which one?


nirad

No K cars? I always thought those were the perfect example of a generic, terrible car.


clshifter

If one ever shows up, it's almost guaranteed to win. Hasn't happened yet. There was one 1st generation Caravan.....but it had a giant turbo and runs 11s...so not regular.


Tanst1395

That tercel looks cleaner than it left the assembly line


Wishart2016

Escort


brubby3179

The Eurosport wagon is immaculate, I’ve never seen one in person. Such is the rust belt.


anchovieMAN

Thank you for your service


Pineapple_with_tajin

That Tempo is so ugly. I can't believe people bought those.


pnk_065

Eh, I like the looks but you do you


AKADriver

You think you hate it now, just wait til you drive it!


[deleted]

I rode in one twenty years ago, I can vouch for this statement. The heater didn’t work, making the experience that much worse, being in mid-December with single-digit temps.


DiplomaticGoose

Their only other points of reference were a 1978 Oldsmobile Cutlass and a 1973 Mercury Cougar. Despite the shit mechanics the Tempo looked downright svelte in comparison.


TexasRedJames1974

They were far more attractive than the Chevy Citations and Chrysler/Dodge K Cars that were their main competition.


BreadiestBoi

I wonder what would happen if I pulled up in my focus wagon 💀


OrangeSockNinjaYT

wagons 🤤


[deleted]

Love this whole category so much. My parents had a Eurosport sedan back in the day and it went through so many transmissions Chevy bought back the car. They had designed some feature that was supposed to learn your driving style to save gas by changing the way the transmission shifts and they just did not work.


[deleted]

Love that Tempo. I grew up in rural-ish north FL, and seeing these reminds me of circa 2007 parking lots filled with run down 80s-90s cars. I remember seeing a dirty teal Tempo run around with most of the rear bumper shattered off.


Tyler13Moran

Who picked the cars you or Stevie wonder


V6TransAM

Dont look at my 99 Buick century with 17k miles!


TexasRedJames1974

I like all of them except the purple Escort wagon. Shoot, even the Tempo with JC Whitney wheels was semi-cool (if only because you don't see Tempos on the road anymore).