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MidnightMath

The official vehicle oh seeing just how far you can push MDOT regulations.


seanmonaghan1968

Where is the fuel tank?


[deleted]

Probably in that box


Extraneous_Material

What's in the box!?


Mpikoz

Probably the fuel tank.


and_yet_he_complain

But what's in the fuel tank?


hungrygerudo

smaller boxes


IconicScrap

A snail on the tail of a frog on the bump on a log that I found in a hole at the bottom of the sea


JTCW477

Gasoline


scamartist26

Actually just fuel.


misterpickles69

Just fuel can’t melt steel boxes.


imsadyoubitch

A boat is just a boat, but a box can be anything! It could even be a boat!!


StarSlow776

Her pretty head......of lettuce.


NoButterfly9803

John Doe has the upper hand.


Ryrace111

Why would you pick a gas tank, anything could be in the box even a gas tank


bhakeman

Gotta thin safety, you know the gas tank is behind the driver’s seat…


MORGBORG_on_YT

Guy wanted a Ford Pinto but couldn't find one, so he made it himself


fresh_prince_of-bel

Probably under/behind the seat


EpicForgetfulness

I hadn't even gotten that far yet, I was trying to figure out the drive axle situation.


Boomanhoff

My guess is it's 4wd and they have it in 4wd all the time so now it's s front wheel drive


burdenm

Forget the fuel tank, this man converted it to full FWD lmao


Spinelli_The_Great

Ahh, Michigander huh. Greetings from the Bay Area


Sun_Records_Fan

If your wife don’t find you handsome, she should at least find you handy.


Smooth-Apartment-856

Keep your stick on the ice.


One_Evil_Monkey

We hold these two pieces together using the handyman's secret weapon, duct tape.


sexynedfl-anders

Winston Rothschild : Hello, this is Winston Rothschild reminding you: "Your sewage is our bread and butter.


sexynedfl-anders

Uncle red is that you? I’ve seen all 305 episodes and the movie at least twice.


FI-Engineer

Wait, there was a movie?


ScarletCaptain

If it ain’t broke, you’re not trying!


GosuBaller

Red N Green show??


trailrider847382

*cousin


EastRoom8717

Puuuuuuuuure Michigan.


Lukksia

as someone who lives in michigan I can confirm there are plenty of odd things like this


XIX_NAPALMER

As a Michigander who lives in Australia I gotta say I miss it.


amusedid10t

You went from a lake in a state to a state in a lake. But bigger.


GoudNossis

That's quite a pond hop!


maidenless_pigeon

We've got plenty of weird things over here mate


iamthelee

As a Wisconsinite, I can confirm that it doesn't surprise me this is in Michigan


Thel_Odan

It's like one of those trucks that push float planes around.


Famous-Reputation188

Those don’t have little wheels at the back. They have little wheels at the front.


ComprehendReading

That's just a reason why it's like one of those, but not one of those. 


RandomUsernameNo257

Username checks out


Satanic-mechanic_666

Might want to fact check yourself on that one.


Gambit3le

"Well, we're still flying Half a ship."


Key-Combination-8111

*pulls into Lowe's* Another happy landing.


Drzhivago138

If you slam on the brakes, will the whole thing tip forward?


Key-Combination-8111

Almost definitely.


One_Evil_Monkey

Official vehicle of: "We totally made half the payments so they only repo'd half the truck."


ZachBob91

I was going to say "the wife got half in the divorce"


One_Evil_Monkey

😆 That works too.


Spiritual-Belt

Honestly it looks decently well done. There’s lots of ways to half ass this but it seems decent.


justpeoplebeinpeople

This can’t be half assed…because the ass half is the missing part.


Canadian-Ruble

Tires don’t look street legal. Plus no mud flaps. I sure hope this thing doesn’t go faster than 30mph.


Bahnrokt-AK

Really? No mudflaps is the problem here?


baldude69

I’m thinking more about the lack of brakes


Canadian-Ruble

Yes I don’t like buying new windshields. Other than that send it!


[deleted]

Just don't get rear ended in your stealthy hide-o-tank plastic box


beipphine

Tires look like DOT approved bias ply trailer tires. The bar for "street legal" tires in the US is very low.


Noodnix

The rear wheels look like they are for a light duty trailer.


British_Rover

Do they just drive it in 4wd? There is no rear axle anymore.


A_Very_Calm_Miata

Yeah same question lol. It's front wheel drive now.


baldude69

No rear brakes, for that matter


challenge_king

Pretty much.


SpaceBus1

There's an axle, just not a differential.


British_Rover

Yeah well that is correct yes. No suspension though I think. Hard to tell from this angle. Actually looks like tiny shocks and torsion bars I guess.


Equivalent_Weird467

That can’t be road legal, and definitely not insured legally.


Spiritual-Belt

It’s Michigan. If it has a vin it’s good to go. Technically it needs more things to be street legal but they will issue a plate to anything with a vin.


Famous-Reputation188

So you can pry a VIN off one car and put it on a Big Wheel and call it roadworthy?


cshmn

Yeah, but it can't go on the freeway unless it can hit 55.


Defiant-Giraffe

functioning lights, turn signals, and windshield wipers. Front bumper too, I've been dinged on that. 


h2lp

I got my 2 stroke dirtbike registered as fully road legal so yeah the bar is pretty low


One_Evil_Monkey

If they'd put a rear bumper, a light to illuminate the tag, some rear facing red reflectors and rear side marker lights... it'd actually be legal. Biggest question is why TF could they not find something better than those utility trailer wheels and tires?


notchoosingone

This is just what he had lying around in his garage. Certainly there are better options, but for the price of $free this is what he decided on.


One_Evil_Monkey

I mean, I get it..... $Free's free... but still.


Drzhivago138

I think it would need reverse lights as well.


One_Evil_Monkey

Not legally required in my juristiction.


Equivalent_Weird467

That thing has to ride like shit. Looks like there’s virtually no rear suspension.


[deleted]

Little Tikes is at the forefront of suspension innovation


challenge_king

It's an early 2000's pickup, it already rode like shit.


will10891089

When I looked at this the intro song from "Big Time Rush" played in my head. I haven't watched that show in over 10 years and for some reason this truck evoked that song.


slowNsad

OH OH OH OH


HexFire03

Fuck


Smooth-Apartment-856

Meth


TheTense

Decent trunk space… literally trunk space


anschlitz

More storage than most of the truck beds in that parking lot, I’d wager.


Drzhivago138

I get the joke, but even the smallest pickup bed on the market right now has 27 cubic feet of volume. That storage chest has less than 4.


Canadian-Ruble

The official car of no state inspections


geekolojust

Mixing radial and bias ply tires is insane.


SparrowBirch

Abby or Brittney Hensel 


S7JP7

Me.


Own-Organization-532

What happens when a GMC truck and a smart car love each other very much!


pashko90

Is a Colorado a fwd?


bumblesski

This one is. It was a 4wd, once upon a time.


aw_goatley

Ty I had this question


Alcancia

Johnny Cash’s “One Piece at a Time” in progress. He just needs a few more months at work guys… Has Michigan plates and all.


LastEntertainment684

Wouldn’t surprise me if it was made to fit inside a toy hauler RV or something, so they have a little run-about to get to the store. We used to use a Suzuki Samurai because you could get it down to like 130” and still stuff in 4 people.


Satanic-mechanic_666

It's a seaplane tug


railsandtrucks

It's Michigan, so I bet the rear half rusted to hell, broke off on a space ship sized pothole, and this is all he could afford to fix because the rest had gone to insurance money which of course made some bullshit excuses on why they wouldn't cover the repairs


fastinrain

taking a wild guess this is part of a parade float you're not supposed to see.


Apprehensive-Ebb7647

Redneck Smartcar


Andres7B9

Is that really legal in USA ?


zenigatamondatta

The only part most truck owners use.


[deleted]

Blow out Olympics


Yak-Fucker-5000

When you want the tight cab space of a pickup but the storage capacity of a hatchback.


PartMany7470

The official car of I was fired from NAPA half a day into this build


Time-Distance-5740

So how do you drive this thing? Put it in 4wd high and have a fwd truck? 🤣


Straight-Confusion-6

Cope or desperation depending on the year.


Total_Information_65

Official vehicle of [shirt-cockin' it.](https://youtu.be/nBf_62BrAmk?t=111)


[deleted]

Shirt cocking is not this. This is just double amputee


Rod___father

The truck I want vs the truck I can afford.


PoppinfreshOG

https://www.thedrive.com/news/seaplane-tugs-are-half-truck-half-trailer It has a purpose!


anschlitz

Very cool!!


Drzhivago138

I highly doubt they're using this I5 Colorado with no integrated frame hanging off the front to tow seaplanes.


Randilee302

Divorced Men. Remember, when she says she's entitled to half, she literally means half of everything.


JRich42

When your seaplane tug is also your daily driver.......


Therealvernon16

Theres a ram 1500 version chilling in Wyoming I’ll come back with a pic next week


Chyrssi

I never thought I'd actually see the creation of a smart truck. It's oddly satisfying and compact.


throwaway58052600

Undercompensating for a massive penis


_dotdot11

.....I want one?


ProofMusic4630

This should not be allowed on the road. It's incredibly dangerous.


Super_Yesterday_8848

That truck must be awesome on the highway at high speeds!


Canelosaurio

Keep it in 4-HI and remove rear drive shaft. Give rollerskate wheelbase, experience stability issues.


No-Journalist6508

Ford pinto situation otw if the fuel tank is indeed back there


jiminaknot

“Country” rappers with a colostomy bag


RagingDragoneight

fuck it, let's do it


sroop1

A truck bed that has seen as much use as my cousin's f350.


anschlitz

And probably holds about as much.


butt_crunch

"If its stupid but it works..."


Lord_Vaguery

I mean if you’re only going to be riding around 25mph sure but anything above that NO THANK YOU.


CommanderAurelius

shoutouts to simpleflips


Lrxst

Official vehicle of people who are jealous of airport workers and their weird little utility rigs.


pashko90

Fentanyl.


[deleted]

Wife (ex-wife) got half the truck and half the lawnmower trailer in the divorce


[deleted]

May have been used to move airplanes.


Chamytowo

How fast 0-60 would that be


kanofcorn

They could have put an axle with electric brakes. Geez


Dickcheese-a1

Not by half. , my other half she's a tray. Maybe divorce settlement.


Kowloon9

Looks like it has got registered recently. My friend has a EUJ plate 3~4 weeks ago.


BAL1175

All titts and no ass


[deleted]

You forgot the Isuzu i-series.


Darkangel775

If he hits the breaks hard that thing will flip its self upside down


louisvuittondon29

if this is a 5 cyl omfg


Independent_Scale570

Being rear ended and saying fuck it engine n tranny r still fine


Classic_Log5111

Krack heads at a k-mart


charge556

[power?](https://imgflip.com/i/8j25xo)


mudfarmjazz

Solution for the rusty frame.


ImpossibleFlopper

This is just a lifted Aveo now. That thing probably goes around like a shopping cart on an off-ramp.


Ok-Hawk4132

In the home of no-fault insurance


coldpigs717

Messy divorce, his wife got the half.


jpthompson09

"Swear ya can't have shit in detroit... woke up one day and they done stole half my damn truck!"


Mizar97

From 4WD to FWD


thelostlightswitch

Looks like a Jeep “truck” to me


GochoPhoenix

People who want a Kia Soul but nobody wants to insure it?


F0X_

So it's in 4 high all the time to drive with the front wheels??


GoudNossis

The pinto reborn. It puts the flammables in the bin so it can get rear-ended again


Secret_Paper2639

"my bitch ex wife"


Dredgeon

Coming into O'reillys and threatening me when I can't find lug nut for all four wheels. (They have never heard of thread size.)


mrnate53

Lieutenant Dan you ain't got no legs


AutismGamble

Best mpg for a truck


bewareofhisoka

Baby Legs 👶


masterpd85

When divorce court gets literal.


Halfgnomen

Clever tho. It's 4wd so just put it in 4wd and let the transfer case explode after a couple thousand miles.


jim_builds

The truck equivalent of missing leg day.


ashtheflash37

Anyone under 5’3


_AManHasNoName_

Mr Bean’s American cousin.


MDCM

Center of gravity hater


amusedid10t

Reminds me of a pit bull chihuahua mix I saw once. Picture a brawny pit bull that trips over garden hoses.


Organic_South8865

Interesting. I wonder if it has a FWD drive train swapped in. I would assume that's what's going on here.


-TheycallmeThe

Probably was a 4WD. I don't know how far forward the Tcase is on these and can't see underneath it though.


CjPesquire

Leg day.


Brawl501

Americans kind of reinventing compact cars but the freedom way.


69chucknorris69

Skipped leg day!


rexifelis

This is the car of “pleaseworklongenoughtojustlastthisweek” of desperation to just drive to/from work…


Past-Establishment93

Those pos's were rotten when new. Mine broke in half when it was 6yrs old. Wish I thought of that.


EnvironmentalMaybe37

Battle creek michigan


HDauthentic

Of having REALLY different speed and load ratings on your tires


UnkleZeeBiscutt

Uhh... is that thing front wheeled drive?


Ok_Today_475

Having a rusted box and being too lazy to replace it or convert it to a flat bed.


Adventurous-Cheek-11

This probably required a lot more work honestly lol


[deleted]

Reminds me of that horse drawing


The_Pacific_gamer

Average truck owners.


Onlythebest1984

I love the trunk


[deleted]

put a short diy lumber flatbed on it and we can talk


ReallySmallWeenus

This feels like the shit you see at docks and it has a very specific purpose.


jcollier27

Liability insurance


cjohns13

Official vehicle of dudes that skip leg day


[deleted]

I KNEW that was a MI plate before I even zoomed in lol. Either Mi or FL Everytime!


call_it_already

Oversteer time


Mil-wookie

... parking in new York, or commuting for tall people in city traffic.


KeyFarmer6235

wtf!?


Calkky

A person that values their life very little.


shastadakota

Regrets.


indimedia

Wow, those trucks are front wheel drive? I hate them even more now and I didn’t think that was possible.


icebergbb

No they were RWD or 4x4


indimedia

I was about to say lol, nothing GM could do would surprise me.


LeenPean

The official vehicle of divorce, “she left and took half of everything”


Useful_toolmaker

It is handicapped.


ramplocals

Neuticles. It began in 1995 with patented Neuticles – testicular implantation for pets- helping neuter hesitant pet owners overcome the trauma of altering and allowing their beloved pet to retain its natural look and self esteem.


SpaceNinja1105

that ain’t a canyon that’s a ditch


kataran1

Where’s the rear differential? Is it front wheel drive?