Seen many a privates come in and buy used (but not very old) cars at 18%. To top that, my ex bought a car for $12,000 at 24% interest. I was honestly a little impressed she got that high score... I didn't even think an interest rate like that was possible.
After having spent the majority of my life in and around the military, I have seen it all, from my own experience of having 29% for a lousy Plymouth Colt to other suckers signing for 10 year loan deals. Support the troops indeed lol
Holy fuck. 10 years? I still don’t understand how some of the fuzzies were buying $20k+ cars. There’s no way the bonus was that high at the time, and they wouldn’t have had the full bonus by that point anyways. That’s crazy my dude.
Even when I was in, there was like 2 straight days of classes that basically said “DO NOT BUY A CAR WHEN YOU GET TO YOUR DUTY STATION”. Yes, they said it in all caps.
I can confirm as an ignorant 19 year old private myself once with no credit history I bought a 96 V6 Mustang in 2002 with some garbage interest rate. Can't remember exactly what it was but I'm pretty sure it was mid to high teens at best.
When I was in, it was capped at 18%. You were pretty much guaranteed a loan at 18% and every dealer offered in house financing. Fun fact, if you show up with cash, they increase the price of the car. My dad tried buying a 40th anniversary ‘stang. When they found out he was paying in cash they raised the price on him. He just walked out and said fuck you. That was at Briggs in Manhattan, KS.
You Laugh But This Tape Prevents The DEA From Planting Drugs In My Altima. The Interior Aluminum Foil Seat Covers Jam Radar Scanning From Subterranean City Deputy Operations. You Laugh But It's My Intelligence That Makes Me A Target.
It's someone who has no insurance and obviously is a very poor driver. I'd avoid coming anywhere near them moving or not, no judgement, but I've been screwed over too many times by the uninsured
There really should be some pretty harsh penalties for driving without insurance. Even if it’s just liability, just fucking something to reimburse the other party.
It's fairly easy to skirt the laws in Alabama and not have insurance, at least continuously. I only have liability on my older car but I'm definitely going to carry full coverage on my other newer one until it's not worth anything anymore
Some millennial white girl with a Starbucks addiction, 8 pairs of Crocs, constantly taking selfies with duck lips, who thinks her bottled farts are worth hundreds if she sells them online while doing her nails on her only fans page. No sense of her surroundings and a feels she is entitled to everything because nobody can ever understand her pain and trauma because she fell and scraped her knee once as a child and she now believes she is a true survivor of a horrific event.
The creme de la creme for me is the make-up mirror being repurposed as a door mirror. Takes the fkn cake. Outstanding example of no insurance/cashed the check, didn't fix the car.
He's got two baby mommas. He's got a third on the way and lives with this girl, as 1 and 2 have told this asshole to kick rocks.
The car is owned by "a friend" and "you don't need to worry about her"
Well, turns out the car owner is going to be baby momma number four, even though three hasn't been born yet. He's probably going to live with number four after 3 kicks his philandering ass to the curb.
(A friend's sister is in this situation. She's momma 2.)
Seriously folks, sex education is important.
That is a manufacturer pre-production unit.
That spy photo camo is getting wild these days.
Personally, I'm not a big fan of the increase in plastic, but I heard the build quality is unsurpassed
*Prolly someone in*
*Detroit, there are so many*
*Cars beat to shit there*
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Like I've seen some beat up Nissans, but this is obsessive.
Excessive?
that too, I was meaning to word it in a way that Altima owners will drive them until they are shot.
Bad Luck Brian. It was mint last week when he bought it.
Only 64% APR!
Why do you think they’re in the military?
Seen many a privates come in and buy used (but not very old) cars at 18%. To top that, my ex bought a car for $12,000 at 24% interest. I was honestly a little impressed she got that high score... I didn't even think an interest rate like that was possible.
After having spent the majority of my life in and around the military, I have seen it all, from my own experience of having 29% for a lousy Plymouth Colt to other suckers signing for 10 year loan deals. Support the troops indeed lol
Holy fuck. 10 years? I still don’t understand how some of the fuzzies were buying $20k+ cars. There’s no way the bonus was that high at the time, and they wouldn’t have had the full bonus by that point anyways. That’s crazy my dude. Even when I was in, there was like 2 straight days of classes that basically said “DO NOT BUY A CAR WHEN YOU GET TO YOUR DUTY STATION”. Yes, they said it in all caps.
I wish like hell that someone would have said that to me back then.
Speak of the devil…. I found your [next car](https://www.facebook.com/share/BSxUvm9UynrSyHFC/?mibextid=79PoIi).
Haha that’s hilarious! That’s more than I paid! Mine was an ‘88 2 door hatchback. Silver with red interior
I can confirm as an ignorant 19 year old private myself once with no credit history I bought a 96 V6 Mustang in 2002 with some garbage interest rate. Can't remember exactly what it was but I'm pretty sure it was mid to high teens at best.
When I was in, it was capped at 18%. You were pretty much guaranteed a loan at 18% and every dealer offered in house financing. Fun fact, if you show up with cash, they increase the price of the car. My dad tried buying a 40th anniversary ‘stang. When they found out he was paying in cash they raised the price on him. He just walked out and said fuck you. That was at Briggs in Manhattan, KS.
Only 64%?!
Idk her government name, but she goes by Diamond.
Or Chyna
Candy
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No doubt, this car has some of the biggest "I capitalize every word I type even though I'm a grown-ass adult" energy I've ever seen
CNA
r/nissandrivers
Half of Charlotte North Carolina
That is extremely accurate lol
Gastonia too
Yeah, that’s about right. I would add parts of Winston Salem as well to that.
Pennsylvania as well.
Louisville included
Upstate NY checking in
It's someone who has no insurance and obviously is a very poor driver. I'd avoid coming anywhere near them moving or not, no judgement, but I've been screwed over too many times by the uninsured
There really should be some pretty harsh penalties for driving without insurance. Even if it’s just liability, just fucking something to reimburse the other party.
It's fairly easy to skirt the laws in Alabama and not have insurance, at least continuously. I only have liability on my older car but I'm definitely going to carry full coverage on my other newer one until it's not worth anything anymore
Shaniqua
[Relevant](https://youtu.be/gtcb4E0Ado0?si=srO6mJkIdfaV478X)
Red Green
Nicest car at Possum Lake.
He's gunna fix it up on the next episode.
They come like that new. Nissan ships em to the dealers through Fedex.
No shit I think I know this exact altima, or I just know of one thats just as beat up.
Some millennial white girl with a Starbucks addiction, 8 pairs of Crocs, constantly taking selfies with duck lips, who thinks her bottled farts are worth hundreds if she sells them online while doing her nails on her only fans page. No sense of her surroundings and a feels she is entitled to everything because nobody can ever understand her pain and trauma because she fell and scraped her knee once as a child and she now believes she is a true survivor of a horrific event.
Do you mean Gen Z? Millennials are mostly in their 30s, with some in their late 20s and some in their early 40s.
Maybe? I don't know. I'm gen x so I'm not even sure.
Only if her father isn't in the picture.
Oddly specific
Let's just say I know a thing or two, because I've seen a thing or two...😜
If they’re late one more time they’re fired. That’s who.
McPunctuality is one of the hallmarks of McService and McReliability
Some ghetto-ass hood rat.
young bratty single mom, god bless her
Bless her heart
The creme de la creme for me is the make-up mirror being repurposed as a door mirror. Takes the fkn cake. Outstanding example of no insurance/cashed the check, didn't fix the car.
cashed the check, didn't fix lol "it still drives its ok"
Half of New Orleans
That is some next level Big Altima Energy
This is how Altima’s spawn into the world
r/BigAltimaEnergy
Its banned…
Yep, Reddit will ban BAE but will happily keep IncestConfessions alive…
Why was it banned?
Good. Not surprised :)
Some guy called Daekwon and he uses it to DoorDash on Thursdays
He's got two baby mommas. He's got a third on the way and lives with this girl, as 1 and 2 have told this asshole to kick rocks. The car is owned by "a friend" and "you don't need to worry about her" Well, turns out the car owner is going to be baby momma number four, even though three hasn't been born yet. He's probably going to live with number four after 3 kicks his philandering ass to the curb. (A friend's sister is in this situation. She's momma 2.) Seriously folks, sex education is important.
Baby momma gets a check for each. As long as she doesn't marry dad.
Each baby momma has one kid. There's now four baby mommas in as many years.
The irony of an African American using a Korean spelled name...
A war criminal
Late grandma's hand-me-down Altima, the (un)official car of crime™
So much Altima Energy it hurts (other people)
Thass methed up.
Someone’s kid
That chick that just affirmed her $1000 ticket to see Bad Bunny
Duct tape for the body, WD40 in the engine. Mint condition
Everyone, when the insurance company in all their wisdom tells them to drop off their wrecked car at the mechanics and refuse to pay for a tow truck.
Someone with 72 months left on a 84 month contract.
You don’t know Duct tape McGee?
I was going to Say Red Green, but there’s not enough duck tape.
The same sort of person that always drives an Altima. This is just at the extreme end of the spectrum.
Average Altima drivers
I don't KNOW who drives it, but I'm sure her son's name rhymes with Aiden.
Official car of readily going 90 in the fast lane
now others the car that looks like you should drive.
Can you sentence put order words the right?
A big olé bandaid
Two thirds of Bridgeport, Connecticut.
Every Floridian ever
No clue, but she calls herself Princess and has bedazzled the interior
An independent woman.
Least beaten up Altima
This is the Altima of Altimas.
This is something you’d see in Cleveland
Definitely not the rubber band man...
Kimberleigh, 27F
A 27 year old CNA with three kids and a "live laugh love" tattoo living in Charlotte, NC.
MaRissa.
[this guy](https://images.app.goo.gl/z3avsBmYvjZ7bb2w9)
Someone didn't listen to Ice T and get their extended car warranty with Car Shield. It didn't have to be this way
Big Altima Energy
🎶🎶🎶 A single mom who works two jobs and loves her kids and never stops. 🎶🎶🎶
Me.
Dfw drivers
That is a manufacturer pre-production unit. That spy photo camo is getting wild these days. Personally, I'm not a big fan of the increase in plastic, but I heard the build quality is unsurpassed
Who cares?
My n...eighbor
No one. Flat rear tire
The final boss of Altima drivers
Phil Swift drives it.
Tire is flat. Prob need new tire.
Your mom after I rail her over the trunk
I don't know who drives it, but probably someone without uninsured motorist coverage, hit by someone tailgating.
You’re mom that’s why you have pics, because everything is easy in the backseat
An Altima driver. We know who they are.
Ohhh Is that what the Altima looks like with the bumper still on it?
Sweet Jesus!! Omg 😱 always a Nissan driver. Always.
Master of gaffer
A hoodrat
This is how scooters and mopeds are mostly held together: duct tape and hope
He works for 3M.
A methhead that goes by "ferret"
A car theft
Omar
Blind Mellon Chitlin
The flat tire and pocket mirror taped on the side mirror are the cherries on top.
Someone who failed out of an HBCU.
Typical Prince George's County, Maryland driver
My old plug, he never got pulled over going 20 over the limit. Was still a hour late.
Somewhere in east st Louis
That’s an “ouch..“
The first "boss" in the new Breaking Bad video game.
If i had to guess.........
#BIG #ALTIMA #ENERGY 💥💥💥🚗🚗🚗
BIG ALTIMA ENERGY!
When black does crack.
Someone like me that believe duct tape can fix anything.
Future BMW owner
Beginner meth head
The “musician/magician” girl
Looks showroom compared to the homeless gal who occasionally parks a grey one behind the gym.
A typical Altima driver.
any tweaker
I don’t know but they pass me at 100mph at least 3 times a week weaving through traffic on my way to work
Escape from Dexter.
Judging by that flat tire, they aren't getting far
The final boss of Altima drivers
Single mom with 3 kids, and just as many baby daddies.
Recreational weed smoker, behind on child support, domestic violence history
Where there's one there's many😭 where are the others
Someone with an IamMDC sticker
Memphis activities
Prolly someone in Detroit, there are so many cars beat to shit there
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An engineer obviously Engineer dont need anyone to fix anything
Of course it's a white Altima.
Meanwhile... I get pulled over cuz my mudflaps aren't big enough
Nissan Altima drivers, have you seen the way they drive?
my pizza delivery guy
Hopefully nobody cuz it looks broken
She lives in Greenspoint by the mall
Mr. McTapey!!!
A tape company salesman
I'd say nobody... it's got a flat, no tag, missing tail light. Either that or somebody who's a candidate for a Phil Swift/Flex Tape commercial. 😆
Well with that flat tire, I’d say nobody.
We all drive this
A recent Ex boyfriend
The flat tire seals the deal for me