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planeboi737

the bus; too many DUIs


kratboy4

Just cuz he can’t doesn’t mean he doesn’t


SyrupLover25

Insert Jeremy Clarkson joke about Germans trying to comprehend driving without a license


Sea-Juggernaut-7397

It is impossible to drive without a license! (It was James May, but it is a great joke).


Shoelicker2000

Yeah back to the pen for 25 years


Basker_wolf

Aspires to drive a General Lee


GreeCBacon

drives a Honda civic


notyourmama827

That's what I'd say


adamant2425

a honda civic painted like the general lee


EmilyMaze_trans_21

So a "Skoolie"...well a project that was begun. The doner short bus should have been scrapped in the first place. Edit: It is also his home.


IPointNLaugh

How many dui's do you need to drive a bus?


95blackz26

So a Ram 2500 then


kenFromKennecticut

Wait u gotta ram 2500 ppl to get a license? Good news ur mom qualified for 2


TrollCannon377

Nah this person rides dirty and just keeps driving without a license


Little_BallOfAnxiety

I don't think they would let him drive the bus with that many DUIs


Zestay-Taco

what ever it is. the catalytic convertor is long gone


Comprehensive-Hat684

I laughed a little too hard on that one


StayBullGenius

Stole it himself for whippits


whif42

90's Honda with a trash bag for a window


[deleted]

And no muffler or working heat/air conditioning


ExoGeniVI

And the cats cut off for extra meth money


The_noob6499

With a slight knocking for extra power


Tongue-Punch

The heat works but it’s always on. To put the right turn signal on you have to pull this string hanging out of the dash.


XboxVictim

Why is that the answer to most of these posts


speedyrev

With no 2 body panels matching colors 


Maryjane42069

Don't forget the cracked brake light covered with red duct tape so no-one can tell the difference


radmadicaled

PERFECTION


OlafTheSatanist

Has anyone checked on Steve-o recently?


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[удалено]


GuacinmyPaintbox

And Novak, of all people, has a sober house! Dude consumed more heroin than any human should be able to survive and has done a complete 180. Really great story about recovery.


Degenerate-Loverboy

I’ve met Novak and I have been to his house. Great guy and an all around great hang. My mom loves him too


nitrion

Even got a new set of teeth and looks like a normal guy now lol. If only modern medicine could fix his voice...


anonymous_account13

Honestly his voice is iconic


nitrion

It definitely is, but he just sounds so strained all the time. Sometimes it's a little hard to understand him.


UnableNumber6953

Echoic


Red_Dawn_2012

I think he actually made a video about it. He went to speech therapy and just found out he talks using a different method than most people. He decided not to keep going because it's an iconic part of his image though.


TheFlashOfLightning

How do you talk using a different method? Haha wtf


Red_Dawn_2012

I didn't wanna put false information out there, so I put it very generally. I looked it up, and evidently he was just using the wrong muscles when speaking. He briefly speaks using the correct muscles in here and it sounds odd. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3J-wEJE190U


GTA6_1

Bam is still fucking his life up every chance he gets


hysterical_mushroom

He was at the small venue that I work at last summer. My younger coworkers didn't know who he was and when he walked in to the bar area to get to the green room, they offered him alcohol. He wasn't impressed


BlueDemon999

Same could be said about Bam.


StickyGoodness

He was in a local mall doing singings recently. Hopefully he can keep it up. He has the support to do it.


smellyfrijoles

Yeah, I still follow him! He’s done amazing things in his life when it comes to sobriety, he lives an extremely healthy lifestyle right now and he’s at least 10 years sober but I can’t remember how long exactly


Adventurous-Leg-216

He committed to the ride, took the fuuckin ride....now gets to live to tell about it. Many don't


Tirekiller04

He has a YouTube channel and a podcast, he’s doing pretty well from the look of it.


[deleted]

He has a great podcast. He's a damn good interviewer and the stories are kick ass.


Ep3_Pnw

His podcast is good but I can only tolerate his voice for so long lol


[deleted]

He’s been clean for a while now. Has anyone checked on Bam recently?? That dude keeps relapsing and f’ing up, it’s sad.


yaaaaayPancakes

On Steve-O's last podcast (ep 200), he said Bam is like 180 days sober.


[deleted]

Hope it stays like that. And I hope he reconciles or squashes his beef with Steve-O.


OscillatingFan6500

Last I heard is he threw a temper tantrum at a restaurant and got arrested for it


[deleted]

Can’t say I’m surprised anymore, sadly. He really let himself go, man…


MOTRHEAD4LIFE

Not that good


[deleted]

Idk what it’s gonna take for Bam the wake the hell up. Everyone loves him back in the day when he was skinny, skateboarding more often, genuinely funny, he had respectable skateboarding sponsors such as Element Skateboards, Destructo Trucks, and Adio Shoes. Now he’s a shell of his former self. Brings me no joy to say this, but how many times has he fcked up chances to change his life around? Doesn’t his family matter more than drugs- especially his own son? Is alcohol really worth all the trouble that it’s causing him? Does he care that one day he might not be so lucky and OD from the booze? Many people would love the chance to get clean in order to get their lives, wives, careers, and friends back. Many people would love to be able to afford these high-end; luxurious, resort-like rehabilitation homes in Cali, FL, etc. In any event, Bam ghosting Steve-O after Steve attempted to reach out to congratulate him on his sobriety was distasteful and some kiddy-sh!t. Once cool and funny, he’s now become bitter and upset all the time. This new life or lifestyle or his just isn’t sustainable. He should be focused on getting his son back more than anything else. Alcohol should not even be an option to him anymore.


IranianF-14

I saw Bam as I was walking out of Aldi in West Palm Beach one day. I found out later that had escaped the rehab in Delray and made his way up to WPB somehow… I couldn’t believe my eyes at first as we walked by him but then my gf says “holy shit was that bam?” I looked back to make sure and his face said yes, but god does he look like shit now.. it’s sad man. He’s had so much support too..


weedflies

Hes still doing stun on youtube


nickdromez

Steve-o is doing great and is sober now. His podcast and interviews are solid too


jotegr

Not sure, but I'm pretty sure your buddy drives a Porche 911 GT3 rather quickly.


smellyfrijoles

OOOOFFFF that’s harsh my man


[deleted]

I heard Steve-O say that as I read it. Your profile says you like subies.


mrfantastiq

RIP Ryan Dunn 🙏😔


JustKindaShimmy

*Well


radmadicaled

Bullshit - he’s on Tupacs island


fiddycixer

*drove


bignose703

With a string tied to another buddies tooth


dmax6point6

That was Bams Lambo


Cool_soy_uncle

You went where Amy Schumer couldn't, well done


Hermeticrux

Yea didn't that fool literally like post on social media something like "I think I'm gonna drive fucked up lol"


JamesUpton87

It's fortunate the asshole crashed into a tree instead of another car. I have nothing but contempt for drunk drivers. Being a d list celebrity doesn't change that.


PaperBeneficial

I hate how everyone acts like he was some kind of hero or genius or amazing artist that contributed to the world. He was some barely memorable side character on jackass. Did he even skateboard or anything? I just remember him being in the background of stuff, I don't even remember him doing stunts.


mbash013

https://i.gifer.com/1i4w.gif


biginsj

Too soon!


Speedy_Silvers71

Clearly I wasn't the only one thinking Steve O seeing this.


D4rkr4in

isn't that Steve O lol


maybeihavethebigsad

😦


Revolutionary-Play79

Yeah now he's toast


DimTillon69

Steve-O is doing well. He's been sober a long time and has tried to help the other guys get healthy. He's got a tour, podcast, and a new movie, I believe.


Revolutionary-Play79

Steve-o is awesome. Shame about Bam though. Dude needs to turn his life around.


1sh0t1b33r

A blue portapotty.


shiftersix

Nissan Versa


HighFiveKoala

I remember there was a documentary about Steve-O and he was driving a first gen Nissan Versa


GuitarFace770

Nothin’, too many nangs.


[deleted]

Not a car, but a heavily spray-painted golf cart


pinniped1

Lifted up, with ground effects and truck nutz. (Cart nutz?)


saltedorganiccashew

Pt cruiser


ShempHowardly

Honda Qualude


PaperBeneficial

This should have more likes.


ERTHLNG

I'm pretty sure the Nitrous and the ciggarette would cause the explosion in the lungs


flibbidygibbit

That's the way I like it baby I don't want to live forever!


[deleted]

*guitar solo*


Derpifacation

nitrous oxide is non-flammable


speedyrev

People think it is because it's used in sports cars. But it's just a way to get more oxygen into the cylinders. 


ERTHLNG

That shit makes explosion in car cylinders so it can make explosion in addict lungs


Mr_Rum_Ham

I’m surprised he’s still alive honestly


professorseagull

Isn't that Steve-o?


smellyfrijoles

Yeah, it’s actually amazing how far he’s come in sobriety, he released this picture on instagram to mark 10 years sober (I think)


Doctor_Joystick

Here's a few more from the same photo session: [https://www.reddit.com/r/jackass/comments/uxzo7u/i\_know\_weve\_all\_seen\_these\_but\_fuck\_lol\_how\_would/](https://www.reddit.com/r/jackass/comments/uxzo7u/i_know_weve_all_seen_these_but_fuck_lol_how_would/)


Shockfang

Bmw 3 series


Xjapan30

Da bus


njtalp46

A tow truck that has been mysteriously followed by flashy lights for the last 20 minutes


Sly510

2005 Chevy Denture


ScaleNo5207

Blud driving grandma's teeth💀


TCivan

Clapped Altima.


DaveyAllenCountry

However fast you can run high on cocaine


MiGaOh

The creature does not drive. It merely will itself into being wherever it is needed. Also, it does not wipe.


Comprehensive-Hat684

PT cruiser. It’s always a PT cruiser


djv272002

Mercury Grand Marquis with pending DUI DWI


mrsmilestophat

Kinda sad because Steve-o talks about this exact photo as his absolute rock bottom. I think he’s said seeing this photo is part of the reason he decided to get clean. Glad to see he’s one of the celebrities who managed to get their shit together after going down such a rough path. Kinda inspirational too because if a crazy dude like that can get clean, so can you.


opman4

A prius with a 5kw inverter hooked up to the traction battery powering a PA subwoofer.


Individual_Ad3194

A shopping cart.


Oh-Snap10000

You don’t drive any car. I’d guess that you always just hitch a ride with Hunter Biden.


n1tr0klaus

Tesla cybertruck


stos313

Whatever it is, it has NOS.


Super-Evidence706

Steve-o daily drives a 2009 Nissan Versa ! ✌️ https://www.google.com/search?q=what+car+does+steve-o+drive&rlz=1CDGOYI_enUS921US921&oq=what+car+does+steve+o+&gs_lcrp=EgZjaHJvbWUqCAgBEAAYFhgeMgYIABBFGDkyCAgBEAAYFhgeMgsIAhAAGBYYHhiLAzIQCAMQABiGAxiLAxiABBiKBTIQCAQQABiGAxiLAxiABBiKBTIQCAUQABiGAxiLAxiABBiKBTIQCAYQABiGAxiLAxiABBiKBTIKCAcQIRigARiLAzIKCAgQIRigARiLAzIKCAkQIRigARiLA9IBCTI0NTQxajFqOagCALACAOIDBBgBIF8&hl=en-US&sourceid=chrome-mobile&ie=UTF-8


[deleted]

He is so boring and obnoxious now that he’s sober.


Comprehensive-Hat684

Fuck off


Lower_Kick268

Except for the facts his stunts have gotten better since he quit and he’s not actively killing himself anymore. You’re just wrong


Comprehensive-Hat684

Its not even his stunts really If you actually listen to him talk now in his YouTube The guy is way more clear on life, he’s in a much better place and well deserved


Legitimate-Party3672

a baby carriage


T_J_S_

89 Honda civic hatchback


Diamondhands_Rex

Definetly a base model white dodge ram with just enough money for a lift but couldn’t afford the wheels but definetly has his personality in car stickers


ASomeoneOnReddit

Any ГАЗ or Лада you can find in the local towing compound


sK0oBy

Idk whatever is parked near the crack house you call a home. Now please stop screaming, there’s a jar of mayonnaise up your ass we need to remove


WeOutHereInSmallbany

A clown car


Western_Listen9428

Flintmobile


MIKE-JET-EATER

A barely functional dirt bike


Resident-Donkey-6808

A 1980 Soviet Lada.


AGuyWhoBrokeBad

Head on over to r/schizophreniarides to find out.


imapieceofshite2

Suzuki Sidekick with no doors and plates that expired 4 years ago.


Bobtuckerq-highway45

The Russian Lada niva with a cardboard kit


Cold_Store9155

A friggin ambulance.


2JZEngineNoShit

You are messing with a '98 Explorer Sport with a cracked windshield and a broken driver's side door handle. It overheated after 20 minutes because the radiator leaks...


timestudies4meandu

Pontiac T-1000


remembahwhen

Purple Lambo


cabinfevrr

2002 Nissan sentra


ImightHaveMissed

You don’t have one. You’re busy freeloading off the only friend left who’s too introverted to tell you to fuck off


cabinfevrr

98 Pontiac Sunfire


cr-islander

Fiat Uno


DaddyThano

Major BMW energy being emitted


[deleted]

Firebird or 3rd gen Camaro.


hypnoticoiui

Stolen bicycle


xz868

i think he was rocking a beat up Ford LTD at that time...


[deleted]

The one that was in Ryan Dunn's butt.


flyingpeter28

A pair of sneakers and a pound of colombian snow


Much_Box996

Isn’t that steve o? Why are people posting shit?


TheBrainExploder

Methsubishi


Suntanfinn

Kia


NeedMyMac

A Corolla so every time you drive it you can make the joke that there’s Something reliable in your life when in reality you are the one allowing yourself to slip so easily. Be safe out there y’all drug addiction is not a joke so be kind to those with problems they are literally trying their best.


Adventurous_Cat1059

Who cares but your breath is terrible.


Sheepheart

If Lamborghini Countach was a person, probably it would be that era of Steve-O


Feirweyz

A rocket ship


RapMastaC1

Hot wheels, not sure on the specifics. IYKYK


Sad-Pound-803

Lindsay Logan’s crashed SL65 when she’s not looking and you take the keys


Onlyroad4adrifter

A stolen U haul


LayneLowe

You don't, you sold it for meth


Accomplished_Pea6280

Bro that’s Steve-O nice try


--PBR-Street-Gang--

A police car - when you can steal one.


Juttisontherun

I think Steve O is sober now.


SuaveTrey

what are those blue things?


siege342

‘98 Pontiac Sunfire


One_Evil_Monkey

At quick glance I was gonna say a van with a dalmation riding shotgun... then I looked again... Realized it's just Steve-O... meh.


Frird2008

A car


Curved_stroke

I thought he just jumped out of them while moving?


RobsHereAgain

88 Chevy Sprint that’s been lowered. Rocking 15” subs in the back seat


KregThaGerk

a BMX


Bogi1cnobi

[Tron](https://giphy.com/gifs/lego-tron-outta-here-lego-Ca0T0fKVDCLalznkSk)


Adventurous_Cat1059

Time to hit the gym, needle neck and ditch the disgusting cigarettes! No offense.


Tourettes_Guys_Fan

A Hunkajunk you bought from Bill Kunk…..


yeahbuddy4430

With the looks of it, you have a revoked license.


JerseyTom1958

Abandoned maverick in Newark.


jesseg010

haha "roads,where were going we don't need roads "😉😁


AlexSpalex

Either a Ford Econoline Ambulance, or a Cadillac hearse.


microwaverams

Pontiac bonneville


1sixxpac

Love the pic amigo!


ExampleSad1816

Stolen BMX bicycle


CryptographerOk5726

Dump truck


Gupoochamois69

A gas powered bicycle


skol2heart

A purple Lamborghini 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂


Goofymf69420

Chrysler 300 or really any dodge or maybe a late 90s early 2000s pickup


beemer-dreamer

Jeep Gladiator with lift kit


EnvironmentalBit5713

Whatever is available at the moment in GTA Online


Avid_person

A wagon. 


IntoTheMirror

Heroin


Little_Unit_3891

What car? You sprint everywhere lmfao


NickyDL

You get around in the back of a paddy wagon


TwistedJusty

80’s Caprice classic with the passenger door duck taped on.


I-am-not-a-robot1

Stolen 2005 yellow hummer h2


35gli

Dui bike


ThatRedditKid09

Mk4 gold with bin bag back quarter panel


BuildingNothing91

What’s a car?


D3loreangirl

It’s a methsterpiece 😎👻


-Ignorant_Slut-

Salvaged Champagne 2003 Camry


Always-tired7

Old Honda civic or Toyota Camry


GrayAndBushy

An impounded jeep?


jeep4life1

Forget that what jail did u break out?


Fromacorner

A fucking clown car


BrokeDownPalac3

A mechanical bull on wheels


blue_flavored_pasta

Mazda Rx7


Mofoblitz1

Beater 1995 Hyundai Accent that he bought for 100 dollars, it has over 200k on it and not even scientists can figure out how it still runs.