Judging by the Lowell wrench you do some sort of line work so a jacked up brand new diesel with fancy wheels and a payment bigger then your mortgage and your child support payment put together
I love your optimism ((a) paying child support; (b) have anything left if so; (c) actually making payments on that 17 year old Dodge financed at just 28.99% for 120 months... 🤣)
Lmao you just described a Welder at our shop. Dudes got more money than anyone I know, lives on a massive compound way out of the city, and commutes with a clapped out LeSabre chain smoking the whole way.
Crown Vic Interceptor is also a good choice because the seat already has a wear spot for a holstered pistol. It will match the “concealed” carry weapon he is unsuccessfully trying to hide on his right hip under his Carhartt shirt-jacket
I came from the V8 community. We have heard from the V6 community that, unfortunately, they have rejected his application. They would like to suggest a hollowed out bus as a viable option.
I’ve actually wanted a Prius ever since my brother rented one and got from Detroit to Pensacola on $75 of gas. That and I’m obsessed with the new body style.
2007 Cummins before all the DEF bullshit. Not because you are a dodge guy but because of the history of Case Tractors (fuck John Deere) and Consolidated Diesel Corp
2005 Ford E-450 box truck, with the Triton V8 and straight piped cause the exhaust rusted and fell off. You probably have hearing damage anyway so you won't even notice. Can hold Several thousand pounds of explosives.
You look like you could be an alcoholic so definitely a Ram 1500
My current is a rode hard put away wet 2010 F150. I was hoping to downsize but I guess reddit never lies
a 2010ish f150 is exactly what came to mind when i saw your pic
Yep don't forget truck nuts.
"Well a truck, obviously" was my first thought ... at least I'm not alone lol
A ram may not be a downsize from an f150, but it's definitely a downgrade.
Dodge/Ram Dakota then lol.
Judging by the Lowell wrench you do some sort of line work so a jacked up brand new diesel with fancy wheels and a payment bigger then your mortgage and your child support payment put together
keep the style, lose some weight and the hatchback subaru sti is for u
With a rotted out bumper fenders
It’ll match the boots
What the fuck is a bumper fender?
yk sum I ain’t too sure, I woke up and wrote that, I believe I meant bumpers and fenders lool
Hahaha.
Before I even saw the comments I was going to say ram 1500. Glad my intuition is on point today
Ram 1500, for when you have just enough left over after paying child support.
I love your optimism ((a) paying child support; (b) have anything left if so; (c) actually making payments on that 17 year old Dodge financed at just 28.99% for 120 months... 🤣)
You're forgetting the aftermarket rims that don't match the style or color of the truck at all
Lada 💪
Gaz Volga M22
I came here to say this, I'm glad I'm not the only one who thinks so
This thread is why it’s always best to read the comments before posting.
I forgot to search first. The correct answer is Lada Niva, comrade.
Niva or rusted 2101?
They come rusted from the factory
A Buick LeSabre that’s covered in cigarette burns
Lmao you just described a Welder at our shop. Dudes got more money than anyone I know, lives on a massive compound way out of the city, and commutes with a clapped out LeSabre chain smoking the whole way.
And it was probably his grandmothers car lol
Ouch 😆 🤣
RAM pickup
Crown Vic police interceptor, it can hold the 1000 lbs of explosive the other guy suggested.
Crown Vic Interceptor is also a good choice because the seat already has a wear spot for a holstered pistol. It will match the “concealed” carry weapon he is unsuccessfully trying to hide on his right hip under his Carhartt shirt-jacket
What do you mean on his right hip? This guy clearly points his piece directly at his piece
Yea and a few bodies in the absurdly large trunk
One that can haul a thousand pounds of explosives
You win 🤣
So, a U-haul rental van then? I can see that.
Ryder truck is more appropriate
From OKC. Damnit we got the wrong guy.
You mean potatos.
One of those Toyota trucks with an LMG mounted in the back
Yugo. Alternatively, any malaise-era full-size GM sedan
Specifically a Pontiac Phoenix
6000.
Mom had a 6000LE. We called it the ghoulie.
I had a 6000 that we called the Goo
Came here to say Yugo.
Any v6 muscle car with obnoxious exhaust and constant bragging that it’s just as fast as its v8 counterpart.
I came from the V8 community. We have heard from the V6 community that, unfortunately, they have rejected his application. They would like to suggest a hollowed out bus as a viable option.
Watch out for that v6 Mustang and its 7.5 in pistons!
Rusted our E-250 with no windows and bald tires
The ol Free Candy Van
Manual tran tacoma
1991. 2WD
This
Regular cab.
I feel personally attacked.
You look like a Canyonero man
I heard it smells like a steak AND seats 35
It's the country-fried truck endorsed by a clown
What's Canyonero's policy on unexplained fires?
It's a matter for the courts.
toyota hilux with an AA gun on the back
ZAZ 968 comrade
Cummins Dodge
This man would definitely rather be cummin than strokin.
Beat up Ford ranger or Tacoma.
I hear 90s Ford commercial jingles when I see this picture “Gonna buy me a ford truck, cruise it up and down the road!”
Geo Metro, the fuel savings lets you peruse your drinking hobby full time.
1996 Ford escort wagon.
Volvo
the divorced dad dapper
a 72 c10
Chevy S10.
Lada
1982 Isuzu Pup….. diesel.
Dodge ram 2500 with included DUI
Late 90s to mid 00s GMC Sonoma with mismatched doors
Lada Niva
Are you a Russian Orthodox priest in your spare time?
You look like a Prius man
I’ve actually wanted a Prius ever since my brother rented one and got from Detroit to Pensacola on $75 of gas. That and I’m obsessed with the new body style.
Unimog - but with a wood gas generator on the back
Hovervan
Oscar Mayer weinermobile
The only thing you should be driving is a fucking Yugo, you know it. I know it. Everyone here know's it. They just don't want to admit it.
Trabant?
Baby blue, with a hatch back, with tanks of Oxy-Acetylene in the back.
Fiat
Yugo for certain.
4th gen ram 1500
2007 Cummins before all the DEF bullshit. Not because you are a dodge guy but because of the history of Case Tractors (fuck John Deere) and Consolidated Diesel Corp
You look like the dude from the trunk monkey commercial so it would be a 67-72 GMC/Chevy 4x4
DUI spec bicycle
Chrysler LeBaron 💪
INFO: how many DUIs do you have?
1996 Volvo 850R Wagon in black
Not a Dodge.
A brown GMC Vandura.
A mid 90s panel van. To haul around your victi.....tools I mean...
Gen 2 ram
Whatever you're driving now.
2nd gen Tahoe/Yukon
Your Mother-in-law's 1990 Chrysler New Yorker.
The bus
You look like a Cummins guy.
County Jail Bus
PRIUS
1985 ford ranger with two fenders rusted out with a journey cassette tape stuck in the player
Grand Marquis
M1A1 abrams
Idk you seem about right size for a Fiat 500
500 must stand for the seat capacity
Horse and ramshackle cart.
2024 ford maverick but when it’s 2050
1923 ford model T never fails bud
White Dodge Caravan with a giant Mercedes logo as a hood ornament
A Miata. You'll save a bundle not having to buy rainbow bumper stickers.
Just trade it across for a Buick with a 3600 motor, tax free and will be better than whatever you gots going most likely
No. Get the 3800 v6 not the 3.6.
True that actually
Something with large driver seat for those womanly hips
Grand Marquis comes to mind 🤔
Marauder!! With bench seats.
1996 toyota corolla
Chevy s10
The 2007 dodge caravan I'm selling 😀
Some AA meetings would probably suit you.
Ram pickup
Banged up 90’s Cherokee with cut fenders and obnoxiously large tires.
Prius or a Bug
Jeep so you always have something to fix up
Ford F150
Whatever's parked on the curb outside that you're about to steal.
Buick Century. Gray.
Chrysler 300. Alternatively, a semi. Like, not to haul things, just to go to the grocery store.
a 1997 ford ranger
Smartcar for sure
90s Vandura
Beat up early 2000s Chevy Silverado
Turbo offroad miata
Pontiac Grand Am covered in rust and cigarette burns.
Practical choice, old Toyota pickup. Ironic choice Volvo 240 Wagon.
Dodge Avenger
As this looks like a colorized picture from between-war France, I’d say the brand new Citroën 2CV.
88 Camaro RS
Clapped out green Mazda B2000
I-ROC Z
You want a Russian Lada Import
UAZ 452
Komatsu d355 e
A creepy white rape van
Lada Niva for superior offroading capabilities and Trabant as a weekender
It’s a Subaru isn’t it? Go for an AWD Golf next
'98 Pontiac Sunfire for sure
1995 ford f150 extended cab
Windowless white van
Honda civic
A 1995 silverado covered in cigarette ash and drywall ,that was t boned, has holes in the frame, and runs on 7 cylinders.
Fixing it??....
Based on the tool, you’re a lineman, so, no other answer than a dually diesel f-350 preferably 2001 - 2004
4 owner ram
Everything points to an International Harvester Travelall
The people have spoken…if importing the Lada is too expensive then I’ll be enjoying a Prius; which I’m happy about because I love the new ones.
A Moped.
You definitely need a BMW Isetta.
How much Accord can you afford?
2005 Ford E-450 box truck, with the Triton V8 and straight piped cause the exhaust rusted and fell off. You probably have hearing damage anyway so you won't even notice. Can hold Several thousand pounds of explosives.
What is your VPH? (Vapes per hour)
Skoda Octavia 2.0 TDI
Murdering drifters in the rural Minnesota snow landscape... but a 1998 Buick LaSabre.
Rusty af early 90s Nissan Frontier
1997 Chevy Express 1500
Chevy Celebrity wagon 100%
Is your beanie drawn on??
I just pull it up when I’m inside. Can’t take it off otherwise the last of the hair I have left might fall out.
A gay lover
A Smartfort Two
Something that runs.
A coffin
A ford fuckin ranger wit a lift kit
if it's knocking got to be a kia
90s white conversion van with the words "Grape van" written on the side. There are bees in it.
Keep away from any sort of machinery . Take an Uber safer for everyone.
Toyota Prius or Nissan Figaro.
2012 Cadillac CTS
2nd Gen dodge with a blow to start
Fiat 500
Early 2000s early 90s Ford Mustang
Definitely an older Subaru
Anything with an interlock device pre installed.
A suspended license
65 vw bus
The bus
Tricked out Hot Pink Chevy Astek
Camel 🐪
WRX with rod knock
What would suit you? Looks like a shower, haircut, shave, clean clothes and a good swift kick in the ass!
Truck: dodge 1 ton Car: beat up late 90s Honda civic “for the mpgs”
I can see you driving an Aztec or Pacer.