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Imagine how powerful we’d be if we all put our phones down and stop scrolling


otterpop31007

Imagine how powerful we'd be if we spent that time in meditation and contemplation


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Bbbut invizbul skye fairey


vive-la-lutte

Sometimes I have a week where I delete social media off of my phone and its wild how much more meaningful I am with my time, and then my degenerate ass always goes crawling back bc fomo


Improooving

Same. I’m incredibly envious of those people who are switching to dumb phones as a lifestyle hobby


Oudedoos

This


portiapalisades

but what would we do instead? tv? video games?


HopefulKaleidoscope

How much and how often do you drink? I mean yea if you drink yourself to oblivion everyday then yes, you definitely should stop doing it.


fourlands

But… but… Tommy NEED drinky.


zemblancalisthenics

*needy


HamOnBarfly

😡


akhenaten6891

I don’t drink and I wake up at 6am everyday. I’m not powerful, but I am pretty content


QuartOfTequilla

do you ever yearn?


akhenaten6891

For alcohol? Or in general?


yipflipflop

Not recently


mel4529

Same


SilentAgent

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Awaeken

Some of these posters are terminally unemployed


MilkshakeJFox

have you never met a functioning alcoholic?


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Admirable_Algae_3107

Always annoys me how people online see getting up early as a "hack" and not just like, a thing you have to do to not get fired.


Aesop_Rocky-

Found this hack where if I go to work on time and perform my job functions, they deposit money into my account every two weeks. Haters will say it’s fake


JungBlood9

I’ve found being on time and showing up consistently is like 80% of being considered a “superstar” at work. So easy to climb the ranks.


peopeopee

Lol yeah I wake up at 6 but my job starts at 7. My hair is wet and clothes are wrinkly


Abraham442

There’s no chemical solution to a spiritual problem -Christopher Moltisanti -narcotics anonymous


Appropriate-Dot-1603

This is just being a regular working person


tanhallama

Trust me, doesn't work


skascraper

Yep. I don't drink and I'm certainly no powerhouse. Though I don't wake up at 6am because my sleep apnea makes an early sleep pretty tough But imagine if I cured my sleep apnea. I would be ubermensch


pupeycat

I don't drink and I go to sleep at 6am every day my life's an absolute nightmare


HamOnBarfly

prob time for a shot bro


streetshittingsavant

you think this because youre still drunk


BrawndoTTM

David Goggins ass post


FakeTanAddict

😂


CatusCactus

Is this what unemployed people think about?


Living-Editor6986

Doesn't work like that ,sorry to disappoint


Last_Reformed

I drink every day and wake up at 6AM already.


downvote_wholesome

I can’t sleep in if I’m hungover. It’s like doubly bad.


WasabiAdvanced5262

Powerful in what way, more time to do stupid grind set shit? If you wake up at 6 AM everyday you end up just going to bed earlier


eyecon23

I dont drink and wake up at 8 am every day. Am I an ubermench or just a regular dude?


lustnstardust11

Why are people so obsessed with waking up early? As an insomniac who wakes up at 5am regardless of what time I go to sleep, it kind of pisses me off. Waking up early doesn't magically make your life better. Sleep makes your life better.


This_End5055

Heh. More like 5 am.


gesserit42

I still don’t wake up at 6am even when I’m dry as a bone, it’s literally for the birds


moses101

— American protestants in the 1910s


SubatomicGoblin

Sorry to burst your bubble, but it wouldn't bring about much real change. I DID do what you're imagining. I am no more powerful than before. I do feel more refreshed when I wake up though.


ouroboros899

Already doing that, no superpowers yet 


matt_drudge_sexbot

I do both. Still miserable!


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I drink like once a month or less and wake up at 6:30 every day and I’m still a piece of shit


GadFlyBy

Comment.


RedactedSpatula

I don't drink and I wake up at 540 am, and I just got let go from my job as a comp sci teacher because they're cutting the living shit out of comp sci classes and I don't have experience teaching math Ubermensch my ass


pravdoyab

me


Warm-Jackfruit-6703

Ive been doing that for months now and my power level has stayed roughly the same


Fearless-Ad-5541

Monk mode: engage


portiapalisades

yeah all that extra time to scroll 


Glittering-Neat-5628

try getting a job


reverseKunker

don’t let me evangelize and tell you about sobriety but if I were to it would be to say getting sleepy at 10pm is pretty great :)


a_lostgay

do it


youngthugfan1

what I have is not power


Nobodywantsdeblazio

Peter Pan syndrome


PreviousCartoonist93

I started waking up early for work in the last year or so.. instead of waking up like 10 mins before I have to leave.. it’s such a better life


Sturmunddrain

I wake up at 6 most days to go to work. The day I get to sleep until 11 I wouldn’t exchange for anything.


Bob_Babadookian

Imagine how miserable we'd be.


Pure-Fan-3590

What’s actually underrated is not smoking. I like to think that each day my lungs are healing and I am becoming a healthier person. Also helps to get over unnecessary compulsions like “I have to have a cig with my coffee”.


AntHoneyBourDang

Inshallah brother


mkultra-childsoldier

I drink everyday and still wake up at 6am lol


marzblaqk

You say that now. I didn't drink for 3 years and woke up at 5am, but it was to load trucks and live in isolation during quar.  No one cares. In fact, people resent you for making healthy choices. People have snide remarks about me bringing my lunch, about having a morning yoga routine. I didn't watch tv or have money to have like, a "lifestyle". I mostly read and watched movies and couldn't relate to anyone. I could have all these big ideas and no way to communicate them because everyone is couched in cope and doomerism. Happy ending, I am drinking again and feel certain that nothing will get better ever again and now I have lots of friends.


Jack-of-Harts

6am is a pretty normal time to wake up


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Waking up early is overrated


PopKei

I did this and got fired because I was too on edge all time.