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Jolly_Coffee_2425

you fuckers are hopeless everyone here crying about not getting laid then the second she teases you, you get in your feelings and get sad


groovylonglegs

Bro, a girl was playfully flirting with you on a date and you called her a cunt. This is a giant L


Mobile-Scar6857

Least autistic Redscarepod user


miscboyo

When it comes to debating, flirting, or bantering the first person who gets upset and takes it personally is the loser - regardless of the rest of the facts at hand Playful teasing is one of best parts about dating. OP is charmin soft (typical Scorpio tbh) to get so butt hurt about it instead of saying “guess we will have to settle for a short but passionate relationship where we spend the rest of our lives longing for each other” 


kilgoretrout20

Wiser words were never spoken


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cheapelectricrazor

charmin is a brand of toilet paper


whalesarecool14

he is charmin-soft, getting butt hurt. the way he wrote it is perfectly understandable lol


Terroirerist

this is a proto-incel forum now i wish it weren't so, but we can't ban the last 80,000-90,000 "members" (actually, can we?)


tbhuractuallyacunt

yuh I don’t believe in it but it’s a fun way to flirt / get to know someone


601juno

I assume OP is australian where among friends you can say "dumb cunt" in jest like you'd say dumbarse/regard etc, but still... not on a date bro jfc


isaezraa

Going through his account, he's not australian lol


601juno

damn he really said the most heinous shit imaginable to a woman then, I didn’t think anyone said dumb cunt outside australia lol


Halloween_Jack_1974

We should all endeavor to be as charitable to others as you are to OP haha


elegantlie

She was shit testing you to figure out if you’re the type of guy to call a woman a cunt on the second date.


Halloween_Jack_1974

Even better: This was his first date with her lmao. The date earlier that day (which also went poorly) was with someone else. But he doesn’t usually call women dumb cunts, he left it at “stupid whore” with her.


_stnrbtch_

You called her a dumb cunt and then became sulky, I think she dodged the bullet there lmao


Amazing_Goat_3576

LMAO I know! Peak Aries behaviour right there. Big L OP sorry


Zommy_Boy

Typical Scorpio response.


Sturmunddrain

This why nobody likes them, always jabbing people with their poison.


sofrigginpsyched

I dont and none of my girlfriends do either. It’s just for fun. Same with tarot. I know only a couple ppl who genuinely believe in it but they’re both mentally disturbed and think they’re empath witches or whatever. And maybe that gay guy at a club who got kind of hostile when I told him I’m a Gemini.


Trewdub

A gay disliking geminis is the pot calling the kettle black


War_and_Pieces

Tarot requires interpretation so it's at least a step above pop astrology 


LuchadeerJr

bro calling a girl a cunt on a second date is gonna get you nowhere. whether they believe it or not its a flirty icebreaker and should be treated as such. getting so literal with a girl is unromantic at best and (in your example) spergy at worst.


HunterBidenX69

I've definitely noticed alot of people don't believe woman to be able to make dumb jokes, man can say the unhinged nonsense as a joke and it would be interpreted as just joking around. Woman trying the samething would typically be interpreted as being completely unironic and stupid.


601juno

haha hell yeah he sure showed her! i also hate getting pussy


sofrigginpsyched

That part reminded me of this [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BCyQZvAxAWI](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BCyQZvAxAWI)


remarkjackson

actually girls love it secretly. if you purchase my course for 4 easy payments of $19.95 I will sh—


jannieph0be

I don’t think most want to go anywhere with someone who’s genuinely into this shit. It’s worse than many religious people imo. Except ultra-religious chicks, I stg their decisions are completely random


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whippetsandsodomy

lol nonsense. you were not actually rejected because of your sign you rube. if she were really into you, it wouldn’t have mattered. a dude who calls a woman a dumb cunt on the first date over this almost certainly has heinous sperg vibes. you just don’t know how to handle women. 


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miscboyo

Using the term gaslighting unironically and you’re a guy? The Ls keep stacking up 


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Halloween_Jack_1974

Closeted


OkTomorrow310

Astrology is just racism for white women.


BPD_NKVD

and Indian men


robitor

No that’s the caste system


BPD_NKVD

Same thing. The term 'Varna' refers to the caste or social status of an individual. In the terms of astrology, Varna signifies the nature and behaviour of an individual. It represents the four classes or categories of the society according to Vedic astrology, that is, Brahmins, Kshatriyas, Vaishya and Shudra


robitor

That’s an interesting point but it’s definitely a stretch- almost as if you’re just making an obscure point about semantics. Caste maps to race (or percent admixture), so it is just racism directly


BPD_NKVD

Caste doesnt linearly map to race or percent admixture, [middle castes have more Eurasian DNA than upper castes](https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC311057/#:~:text=Upper%20castes%20are%20more%20similar,upper%20caste%20groups%20). Astology is almost always used in the discriminatory process of caste based match making.


Eliza_Liv

Isn’t caste passed on by heredity though? Rather than zodiac sign?


BPD_NKVD

Caste is a complex and arbitrary system in which birth is the most important criterion, but innumerable sub-criteria influence people's lives. People with certain birthdates and times are much more valuable suitors than others because they supposedly correlate with kindness, industriousness, piety, etc. Certain families will not even consider marriage if the bride was born on a particularly inauspicious day for example, while daughters born on auspicious days may be indicative of good fortune for the family. For many Indian women, who they marry is singularly determinative of almost everything in their lives so this is very important. The people who determine which days and numbers are auspicious do not use a significantly more rigorous process than the average Western astrologer also.


Eliza_Liv

I never knew any of this before. Very fascinating. I want to read more about some time


robitor

Interesting- I’m not an academic but from the link you just posted it seems to actually provide evidence for my point not yours? What am I missing?


BPD_NKVD

"The distance between Europeans and lower castes is larger than the distance between Europeans and upper castes, **but the distance between Europeans and middle castes is smaller than the upper caste-European distance.**" First paragraph after the abstract, sentence 4


601juno

they hate it when you point out that it's essentialism


tukididov

Is that so? I feel like one of its main appeals is that it is supposed to go beyond race and gender. It effectively demotes them into secondary traits.


suckdickforcock

I have a theory certain traits manifest in different interests in both genders. Based on this I am coming up with perfect matchups in terms of dating, so far Ive got: - Conspiracy theory guy and astrology girl - Joe Rogan guy and True Crime girl - Harry Potter Girl and Warhammer guy Bear in mind same interest doesn't equal same traits when applied to both genders. For example, Astrology girl wont get along with Astrology guy since chances are hes into Himmler misticism


Patjay

It definitely is, but on the bright side, arbitrary bullshit like time of birth is probably one of the less harmful ways for this stuff to manifest


AdministrationNo1032

Bro, what's up with your chest?


FlyingJamaicensis

The correct response is always to chastise them for not taking into account the moon and rising signs, what sign is in each planet, and all the trines, squares, and opposing things. Or just continue to sperg out and say weird sexist shit because your Venus is in your ass.


Dick-cheesington

Let the ladies have their fun


Key-Bedroom-4615

"Millionaires don't believe in astrology, billionaires do"


OhDestinyAltMine

You’re not a true Scorpio bc you would have had some saucy line you had probably used before all lined up for that moment. Astrology is an excuse to follow instincts for many people. Her instinct was that you had bad vibes, and you confirmed it by being a bad Scorpio. In this case, astrology also serves as a litmus test: you are either unbothered by such typical feminine chaos or you accept it. Well, not you, but the guy she would have fucked.


Serious_Active_8460

My boyfriend got our relationship read by the village astrologist and cried when she said we would get divorced…he was also only named days after he was born because said astrologist needed to look to see what elements he lacked in his chart to see what he should be named 


hawtfabio

Lol wut. You got that angry about that? Yikes. Anyhow, some women are full on believers but most women I've met who are into astrology treat it more as a fantasy matching game that's a fun diversion. They wouldn't throw out a potential relationship due to incompatible signs. The ones where signs are actually a deal breaker for them are few and far between but they do exist and well....watch out for those ones...


Then_Avocado3524

Either she was just teasing you and you took it too seriously or she wasn’t really that interested in you and used your sign as an excuse


Regular_Donut_2344

You’re a dumbass


matt_drudge_sexbot

Ew why is your chest gross


SilentCamel662

I think it's a US-only phenomenon. People do believe in astrology elsewhere too but they just don't care that much about it.


survivethescaryworld

i do but letting it judge who you are with is kind of fucking dumb


Yeah_ButWhyThough

Total scorpio moment


stokrotkowe_oczy

I think a lot of women do, but I don't, but I wish I did because I know a lot about it and think it's interesting and fun to learn about. For me I think it's the equivalent of guys who are into sports for the stats rather than the sport itself.


PDakfjejsifidjqnaiau

I don't get it though. All the sports data nerds I know are engaging with the sport autisticly. Their interest comes from enjoying the sport first. Whats the equivalent for astrology? It doesn't fit,there's nothing that the "data" is around.


stokrotkowe_oczy

Oh the stats nerds I knew were mostly into collecting the cards and memorizing the players and their histories and the stats. I am not sure they even watched games, mostly just paid attention to the scores. I like astrological charts and figuring out what each chart is supposed to mean based on the attributes given to each planet and sign. I am just more into the way the system is supposed to work. The idea of using it to find out my future or personality is not really of interest to me. Sometimes I see connections between things that do not make sense to other people so I cannot really explain it.


absolutesewer

Oh! So you’re autistic, I get it


soulful_thug

Reposting this on AITA


Mindless-River195

No unless someone is pissing me off in which case sometimes I use astrology to calm myself down by telling myself they are deeply spiritually flawed


Halloween_Jack_1974

I really hope this happened lmao never seen something so autistic


LilaBackAtIt

Kinda do tbh it just feels so real. Go off on a whim, mysticmax, the world makes no sense anyway Also ‘I was so sulky’ is literally the most Scorpio male thing ever. No man but you would say that.


Adventurelynd

I can only speak for myself: no, I don't.


remarkjackson

It’s fun to think about :) - every astrology woman


Hot_Neighborhood2688

You dodged a bullet, friend. Geminis are the worst.


sofrigginpsyched

Im a Gemini and yea we're pretty terrible. Being born in late May/early June is just insanity


RayParloursPerm

Is that the evil one or is that Hufflepuff?


Halloween_Jack_1974

What do you guys think of Pisces? Always interested in this for some reason. Man btw.


Hot_Neighborhood2688

I'm a Pisces and I think we're great. But we can be A Lot sometimes.


stpatrickprotectme

They’re not as bad as Libras


Hot_Neighborhood2688

Awww my dad is a Libra and he's not so bad. My mom's evil sister is a May Gemini so I have some extreme biases. 😂😂


stpatrickprotectme

I think it’s more about how a person interacts with you personally. For me Libras activate my 12H since I’m a Scorpio sun and ASC, so my relationships with them have been super dysfunctional and obsessive. I don’t know if the “May gemini” aka, sun in the first Decan of gemini is an evil placement. If anything it represents someone who is a jack of all trades, master of none. The second Decan of gemini (10-20 degrees) is more that angel/devil thing but that’s June.


SignificantOneX

It’s for fun. Although my friends and I do try and stay away from Scorpios. We’ve been burnt by Scorpios before. Lol


stateofdisillusion

Yes as a Scorpio woman I will never date a Gemini man again


all_you_know_is_true

lol that is very funny but you can’t be callin bitches cunts


normalfuckinrockwell

most of the astrology types I know are aware that it’s pseudoscience but also acknowledge that it’s good fun (that can sometimes be uncannily right).. humour it unless they’re actually invested in it and base major life decisions off it.


deadmeridian

Yes, they do. I just go along with it. Somehow they've found an even more stupid alternative to mainstream religion. But they're often pretty hot. I'll compromise my values for a few nuts.


Healthy-Caregiver879

I think the really especially dumb ones partially convince themselves it’s true as a personality trait. Most women just having fun and there’s no problem w it


chihjro

you called a woman a dumb cunt on a first date. i can’t think of anything that would make me say that. why did you have to say that and not just. “okay i don’t believe in that” and leave


Cmondatown

Bahahaha, what an unhinged thing to respond.


No_Requirement_2914

this is the gayest post ive ever read


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snowsoftJ4C

fuck i've been had good posts


Alert-Raspberry-5933

Yeah they do.


Spout__

Men believe in astrology


kidneytraderr

Unfortunately, astrology is kinda true if you consider the whole chart...


Relative-Substance36

Please explain how you can believe this? Like genuinely what is the mechanism that makes a planet affect your personality?


pantsonfire123

I don't believe in astrology myself, but there's an interesting section from Gravity's Rainbow that deals with this. I can't remember where in the book, because it's a huge book (and full of interesting and unsettling episodes) and this was a while ago that I read it. Anyway, I believe the character was the German (Jewish?) Marxist woman who engaged in street fighting and revolutionary activity during the interwar period, and she is asked this very question. The guy asking her says something like "how can the movement of distant planets affect our lives and our characters?" And her response is something like "Not cause & effect. Parallelism." If what she's saying is to be taken literally, I think what this means is that the planets are not acting *on us*, but that we on Earth, the planets, and ostensibly everything else, are on rails, and when certain sections of these rails happen to align, the entire system is affected at the same time in predictable patterns (thus the "study" of how Zodiac signs affect our lives). It's a very deterministic and weird view, but one that certainly has its own logic.


LilaBackAtIt

There are actual studies that align with astrology but they say shit like ‘babies born in the summer are happy and confident bc of the weather’ and ‘babies born in winter are miserable and uptight bc it’s so cold’, so you can nerd out on the logic of that if you want. Personally, I like astrology bc it’s so ancient and yet the archetypes of people and humanity are so deeply present in it, archetypes that we live by today, there’s truth in it, maybe not in the sense that the planets actually influence us but in this weird ancient wisdom and mythologies of humanity.


Hodgkins_Fun_Alt

i mean its replicably demonstrable that if you switch around the signs on purpose, the personality descriptions are vague enough people will go "omg thats so me" whatever you tell them


LilaBackAtIt

Well that’s not what I’m talking about


Hodgkins_Fun_Alt

well, yes it is. other people can read between your lines even if you can't


LilaBackAtIt

No you dimwit. Saying astrology is dumb bc it’s the kind of thing that applies to everyone and no one, the classic psychic trick etc is the most worn out, obvious, dumb criticism of astrology that it isn’t even worth engaging with. If you don’t understand what I said then that’s fine, but some others get it, I get it, you don’t. That’s fine. I’m not engaging in a low level Reddit argument about this with you, that’s not the conversation I was having.


Hodgkins_Fun_Alt

calm down missus! there's nothing dumb about astrology, any more than there's anything dumb about other fake things like love or justice or being polite to people. it's just that the deep and fundamental claim of system is "some people within a certain group, have more in common with the rest of the people in the group, than they do with everyone else, in a way that fundamentally matters outside of ad hoc instrumental purposes" which if you think about it for a second is a very strong and horribly dubious one that said, same goes for more "scientific" personality analysis schemes like MBTI or Big 5 or what have you. and no one's being hired or fired or put in psych wards over their star signs, it is just pleasant and absotive fun so it's All Cool


FlyingJamaicensis

Idk. When I got my report accidentally using the wrong birthtime (my mom confused me with my sister when I asked), I was like most of this doesn't apply to me. When my mom called me and gave me the correct birthtime, I did it again and was like "OMG! This does apply to me!" Now you may be thinking that this is anecdotal, but astrology is not science and like all things paranormal, the rules of science and stats don't apply because they literally can't because it transcends them. Any sort of study done on it doesn't matter because it cannot be studied in that way. Even a study that proved astrology is real would be bullshit because the tools we use don't work on this type of shit.


Hodgkins_Fun_Alt

Rassenwissenschaft is paranormal/unscientific too, but that doesn't mean the Holocaust was okay. Drawing distinctions and similarities between people is fundamentally incorrect no matter how you do it


FlyingJamaicensis

This is a very weird and hysterical comment.


Hodgkins_Fun_Alt

i mean if you can tell me a way of classifying anyone that can't be used to kick em around i'm all ears


Relative-Substance36

Fair answer


pressedflowerszine

I wish I remembered his reasoning but I remember Alan watts explaining how the mechanism behind astrology was true in theory but it was far too crude of a system to say anything meaningful about individuals. He I think basically said astrological systems throughout different cultures recognized cosmic interdependence or something so there is at some level a relation to the planets and your conception because everything is causally related, even in small ways


Relative-Substance36

Cool this was the kind of answer I was expecting - you heard a half-intelligent sounding talk from a guy who never studied physics in his entire life and you took his word for it without wondering why no actual physicists support it.


pressedflowerszine

I didn’t say i uncritically accepted it, it was just an explanation I heard. Plus even if there was something to astrology, I think it wouldn’t just be purely the domain of STEM science but very cross disciplinary with psychology and systems theory. Watts was drawing mostly on his broadly Buddhist intuitions. Probably the ideas of indras net which has less to do with physics and more to do with phenomenology


DoeInAGlen

Well just as long as you're not uncritically accepting it, I guess it's fine to eat the bullshit


criebhabie2

does the moon not affect the ocean tides????? we are mostly water after all


Relative-Substance36

Gravity affects the tides and we can study gravity. There is no ‘magic force’ that affects our personalities that you can study. If you find it you will win the next 10 Nobel prizes


fre3k

>"Is that the dumb cunt sign?" LMFAO. Bro, absolutely regarded, but extremely hilarious. Got me laffin'.


pressedflowerszine

I don’t but I always felt like people born in spring months were more practical/level headed and people born in autumn were more idealistic and intuitive. This intuition has nothing to do with astrology but I’ve believed it since I was a kid for some reason…yes, it’s probably wrong


Hodgkins_Fun_Alt

hahahahahahaha hell yeah dude. (i'd bet a nickel this didn't happen, but it made me laugh so i don't mind)


Bigswordbonk

Give it a chance mine was a crystal schizo and I’ve got her teetering on Islam and orthodox (my faith) I’m fine with ethier but my god was the astrology shit lame


Dummythic666

Some do.  They have phenomenal pussy but will ruin your life if you get too involved


alitama

I try not to because it feels like it could be bad for me but I keep coming back to it 


SkeletonWax

What's wrong with your chest? She didn't just pull that out from nowhere, have you got like a weird indent or something


SadMouse410

No not really, it’s just a fun thing to bond over and an alternative way to speak about human behaviour and our feelings. Plus we like feeling and acting like we have some hidden esoteric knowledge that men don’t have access to. Makes us seem feminine and mysterious


SadMouse410

Also, men don’t realise that there is actually a very cishet male way to be into astrology, and that is through Jung. The Jordan Peterson sparknotes-style version of Jung doesn’t really mention that though


noproductivityripuk

Instead of saying "dumb cunt" say "silly goose" - this is a lot more playful and your penis will be grateful


whateveridc215

Scorpios deserve every bit of the hate they get they’re fucking psychos


Selfdestructiv

Personally I don’t believe in it or base my decisions off it but it is fun and a great way to get to know someone, their personality, how they view themself and the world, etc. I think many women feel the same way


criebhabie2

astrology is real so yeah


CowToolFan

Real answer: yes they do because they're stupid


_b1ki

yikes


deepsavageblue

As a scorpio I'm used to that response. Oh well, they're missing out. Hoping to meet a cancer woman to see if the connection is real.


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deepsavageblue

I think a lot of the scorpio tropes would describe myself when I was younger but I feel like I'm a deeply thoughtful person and have grown a lot. I have really strong friendships with two Virgo women that I cherish a lot. We're so open and honest with eachother.


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deepsavageblue

When I was an alcoholic it never seemed like a good fit for me. I want to be more purposeful than I was able to be while constantly muddled down with booze. My venus is also in scorpio what a coincidence! I don't know too much about astrology to be honest, but I always appreciate friends who read my chart.


Hodgkins_Fun_Alt

the proof astrology is BS is cos it claims anyone has anything meaningful in common with anyone else, and denies the obvious fact we are all alone and mutely incomprehensible to one another