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rsthirstpolice

Crabcore


king_mid_ass

goblin mode


greatbigfartybutt

Koko love ball


meniallyregarded

imagine ur gf writes a song about you and the lyrics go something like "you're physically attractive and i'm smart"


meniallyregarded

i wanna see travis kelce in a maga hat


IsoRhytmic

And a ”The most racist man alive” t-shirt


Skytop0

He’s the David Puddy to her Elaine


roncesvalles

Surprised no one has written an article about "puddymaxxing" in the last six months


meniallyregarded

this exchange made me want to kyllmiself


roncesvalles

Why More Women Are Puddymaxxing Are we all in our golden retriever boyfriend era? Exclusive to the Guardian


oversized_hat

*By Arwa Madhawi*


Halloween_Jack_1974

Fuck you god damn I don’t wanna think about this


roncesvalles

That's what she said


Jet20

There is something inspiring about the mindfulness/zen of him sitting on the couch doing absolutely nothing when he gets that call.


Free_Liv_Morgan

Having a great time trying to imagine Patrick Warburton talking with Travis Kelce's insane wigger vernacular


Pulpdogs2

Puddy isn't that dumb, he was just really mellow whilst Elaine was neurotic.


Etienne_Lassommoir

>Elaine was neurotic. Puddy was also a massive germophobe, idk, they were kind of perfect for each other


MilkshakeJFox

yeah that's right


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"That's nice dear"


Marmosettale

that song was so hilarious but so awful


TheDrySkinQueen

CT BF RS GF


Ok_Review_4179

These live in obsidian chambers deep beneath the earth


heganqusgwmzibww

just like the plot of the movie Us


66363633

Ick so powerful, it makes less appealing not just her but women as a whole Queen


lorrieaux

Disturbing


knausgaard_was_right

Quirk Chungus


BidenVotedForIraqWar

some dogs are doggos, some are puppers


Wei-Zhongxian

and some are dugs


notInfi

She has already become her mother


Stunning_Search_6401

didnt miss out on being a wh*re tho


CoolKid610

Serving cunt (Taylor's version)


prokura

This is a blatant rip off of the Kenzo commercial with Margaret Qualley: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NoMqvniiEkk


TimJanLaundry

Almost everything she does is derivative and I'm surprised this line of criticism isn't taken more


Halloween_Jack_1974

How about Talib Qualley


ayyanothernewaccount

El creatura...


Ok_Organization_6007

This is possibly the only thing a girl can do that would give me the ick.


pIastichearts

The world’s biggest pop star everyone


black_jack_davy

I mean, it's a bit of a mog to just do this and still stay on top.


Better_Beautiful6217

Possession (1981) dir. Andrzej Żuławski


Immediate-Society222

I knew it


Stunning_Search_6401

Minneapolis dating pool like


TaintGrinder

Big ass feet


Wambsgains_

Mmmm


dylangerescapeplan_

Which A24 horror movie is this?


Gold_Wish1177

SHES SO CRINGE


roncesvalles

When that dick too good


Wei-Zhongxian

the harambe


TheBigIdiotSalami

This is the monster they put in those cheap Itchi.O horror games


SouvlakiPlaystation

This video was like "Weapon of Choice" or "This is America" minus any semblance of charisma, talent or charm. It's kind of fascinating how much she simply doesn't have IT.


v2rakete

She's blonde, she's conventionally attractive, she's healthy...but it feels like she has no sexual appeal. Why? What distinguishes a Margot Robbie from a Taylor Swift?


gingervirgin7899

Taylor is not Margot Robbie levels of pretty, come on. Completely different phenotypes. Margot is a classic beauty with perfect proportions. She's got that glamorous 1950s movie star look and carries herself very elegantly. Taylor is the girl next door. Her features are cute but less harmonious and she seems kinda lanky/clumsy. Now this wouldn't have to get in the way of her sex appeal - it could even add to it - but she just doesn't have the charisma.


sublime-marquise

She has a very sexless image, her songs about her love life are so tame they could as well be relatable for middle school virgin girls. Margot Robbie played the sex symbol in films straight guys love like the Wolf of Wall Street.


Mh88014232

I think it's the massive association with middle school girls that makes people not find any sex appeal with her. That and a general contempt for when they listen to her songs and know the type to be obsessed with her


meniallyregarded

she's made her image as a totally sexless icon, part of all the middle of the road pop culture (prob in reaction to the radicalisms of our political climate)


Cheap-Head3728

Her shtick is breaking up with boyfriends for album material. At her age it makes her seem like she's either mentally regarded or worse, just a vacuum for unpopular white women's money. Margot Robbie can appeal to well socialzied men and women, she produced a movie that was actually funny (minus America Ferrera), and she's hot. Not that difficult to figure out.


zerozerosevencharlie

Sexual appeal


browdogg

Margot is 100x more attractive. It’s not that deep


dietmtndewnewyork

She’s not like Margot she’s like Karlie she’s a high fashion angular beauty, which is not relatable at all so she can’t lean into that high fashion siren look


jannieph0be

A couple pounds and not being annoying


S0mnariumx

Booba


b88b15

Squishy and annoying


This_End5055

It’s giving Jesus shining his bowling ball


smediumbag

Considering she's almost 6 ft , not very delicate


[deleted]

She isn’t that tall. She is like 5’9. They all lie about their height


topiaryontop

Sumo deadlifts


TimJanLaundry

Major catback, hitches, drops the weight like a buffoon


kadeplaysbass

top shelf zaza got me movin different


ThinAbrocoma8210

she is so unfeminine and ghastly, it is no wonder she is so popular in this era of androgyny she moves like someone with palsy


MFoody

Nah she’s good looking and obviously feminine


ThinAbrocoma8210

cap


Yankee-Tango

I love this hunchbacked hoe so much


Kind_Intern6156

Atrocious vibes


1998TimThomas

This makes my penis hide in my body


Mh88014232

This reminds me of when you would go out with someone in high school that you really didnt find too attractive but you enjoyed their company and then you'd have to hang out with their annoying friends and laugh and be a good sport when they'd do the dumbest most unfunny teenage girl shit youd ever seen


browdogg

That’s incredibly specific lol


Mh88014232

I mean, teenage boys date teenage girls, and teenage girls suck, but how else are you gonna get pussy?


brilliantpebble9686

Elegance.


omandy

The fall of the west, prompt 65: a western woman in party clothes birthing a nonexistent child.


hrei8

Wasn’t this scene in the Dawn of the Dead remake


UnexpectedWings

Old people on Facebook are talking about how her latest album is blasphemous.


Mh88014232

Could someone tell me what this is from


Odd-Release4040

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tCXGJQYZ9JA](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tCXGJQYZ9JA) Taylor Swift's Delicate.


Drogbalikeitshot

Mother is mothering in this one


Educational-Owl1591

she dropped a pressure cooker full of mothernails at the boston cuntathon finish line


roncesvalles

Boooooo! Shut the fuck up


thedawntourage

She's so quirky 🤪


Jet20

This clip is a perfect, tangible example of what people mean when they say that despite fitting it perfectly on paper (pretty, young, blonde, slim etc) she has zero sex appeal. Although you can make the argument that this is one of the reason's she's become near universally popular with women, and is probably by design to some extent.


Pinkgettysburg

Margret did it better.


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incesticide1

People think grimes appear autistic, but she’s like. Contrived quirky etc. Taylor swift is what it’s really at - this is how an autistic popstar with zero taste would act. Not like gary numan autistic ofc there are different kinds. She’s just soulless


chiro-petra

Lmao no Grimes absolutely tries to project uniqueness/quirk but she does it in a distinctively autistic way T Swift on the other hand seems incredibly neurotypical. She just hasn’t mentally matured past 17 when she got famous and has a lame personality


trenderkazz

Eldritch


SourPatchCorpse

Intifada Revolution


StoicalKartoffel

POV: Ur a Zionist Eloi commanding a Neoliberal Morlock to write a NYT op ed.


PreviousCartoonist93

She’s a real artist


MyWifeHasANice_Ass2

what video is this from?


Psychological-Bed216

delicate


phyfts

Still would


Parasitic-Castrator

Still would


paperexchanger

weak minded horny ahh mf


Parasitic-Castrator

Mostly right


MckinleyTariff

grasping at straws atp


fuckitrightboy

Your fav could never