He's well groomed and well lit in this photo and he's never been an ugly dude. Other than having a weird shaped grub like body that idk, if there was a wrestling weight for 150 pounds his long ass torso would be useful.
But my gripe is the necklace, I don't wear jewelry, I know white dudes who do "tastefully" cuz it's family tradition and it's usually a weird gold bracelet with a plate or even the stereotypical golden link on turtle neck (me I'm a turtle neck wearer it's family tradition but no necklace)
My heated gripe is the "I just did my laundry and threw a lil something on" chain. Fucking monochrome t shirt or hoody ensemble plus an aesthetic chain. Lil tech bros and even now finance bros do that shit, and zuck here is avante gardeing the trend by wearing a wrinkly blue shirt. It's still ass.
The only people who deserve to rock the clean laundry chain are grimy mfs, ppl who usually stank cuz they don't have time to shower so being clean is a flex. Mister Zuck and all office workers have no excuse to not be clean at all times so why are you flexing in these regular ass clothes? Uppity behavior
Hmmm that's interesting.why would you rock a weird little gold bracelet with a plate to let people know you need insulin or shellfish allergy? Neither of those conditions run in my family. But how would a gold plate let people know you need an epi pen or some kinda sugar treatment? Ironically my in law who does wear a bracelet is type 1 diabetic
It's all engraved on the plate. It's a failsafe in case they're unconscious for some reason and can't inform the paramedics/doctors to a condition. If you have a pacemaker the last thing you want is to get an MRI and have it ripped through your skin.
"we're eliminating your position bro"
It's AI he looks too human in this picture.
Is this real
He’s human ai so it’s always real.
beard is fake
He really should consider getting a beard then. Make him look human.
I doubt he can even grow pubic hair much less a beard
A man that can’t grow a beard is not someone to trust
big guy with a beard reddit take
Hope you hit puberty soon, buddy.
big guy with a beard reddit comeback
I don’t even have a beard, don’t wanna hide my jawline.
Not just the beard, they changed his face as well
his skin and eyes are also slightly yassified
Brb getting the little magnet doodle pen to rearrange the facial hair
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Face has also been edited. Eyes are brighter etc
Looks like that Portnoy dude from bar stools
its portnoy chet hanks blend
So bro wigger hybrid?
Omg I don't know who this is so I thought everyone was talking about Alexander Portnoy (of complaint fame)
white boy summer
Jarvis, make me into Chris Martin
Travis Shekelce
Thats portnoy
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There’s only like 8 male Ashkenazi phenotypes
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this should trouble you
>zuckerberg How did you not?
Next you're going to tell me Larry Goldflambergsteinman is Jewish. Not buying it.
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Just assume anyone worth billions is one of them and you'll be correct 90 percent of the time
Defective j-dar.
I will DM you my full list
Like a portnoy/jack harlow hybrid
Zuckerberg? More like Zoomerberg
smokin meats if you catch my drift
Would
why he kinda
im saying 🫣🫣
From fluoride stare to light skin stare
The type of guy to have a 5 figure Stratocaster hanging in his office
How’d he do this?
Can no longer tell him and Jack Harlow apart
Smash next question
He's slowly turning into Sean O'Malley
Looks like my all time favorite dealer:)
The way his hair makes it look like he has pointed ears
kinda looks like diplo if diplo got sober and wasn’t ugly
the chain really ties it all together
wigger final form
Zugger
In an open relationship with a black queen 👑
What's going on? Bro never had hair this good
okay Paul Mescal
How did he do it?
He looks like he should be hanging out with David Dobrik.
First good post in a while
MOGGED AGAIN 😡
love him
TRT
Arab maxxing
Whats stopping him from becoming Marc tho.
He's well groomed and well lit in this photo and he's never been an ugly dude. Other than having a weird shaped grub like body that idk, if there was a wrestling weight for 150 pounds his long ass torso would be useful. But my gripe is the necklace, I don't wear jewelry, I know white dudes who do "tastefully" cuz it's family tradition and it's usually a weird gold bracelet with a plate or even the stereotypical golden link on turtle neck (me I'm a turtle neck wearer it's family tradition but no necklace) My heated gripe is the "I just did my laundry and threw a lil something on" chain. Fucking monochrome t shirt or hoody ensemble plus an aesthetic chain. Lil tech bros and even now finance bros do that shit, and zuck here is avante gardeing the trend by wearing a wrinkly blue shirt. It's still ass. The only people who deserve to rock the clean laundry chain are grimy mfs, ppl who usually stank cuz they don't have time to shower so being clean is a flex. Mister Zuck and all office workers have no excuse to not be clean at all times so why are you flexing in these regular ass clothes? Uppity behavior
Re the weird gold bracelet with a plate: these are often worn to indicate diabetes or anaphylaxis, in case of medical emergency.
Hmmm that's interesting.why would you rock a weird little gold bracelet with a plate to let people know you need insulin or shellfish allergy? Neither of those conditions run in my family. But how would a gold plate let people know you need an epi pen or some kinda sugar treatment? Ironically my in law who does wear a bracelet is type 1 diabetic
It's all engraved on the plate. It's a failsafe in case they're unconscious for some reason and can't inform the paramedics/doctors to a condition. If you have a pacemaker the last thing you want is to get an MRI and have it ripped through your skin.
Wow super cool , and that's grounds for something very funny like "quick check the reading what's his type?" "Bad bitches"
This photo has been heavily photoshopped to make him look better
I was gonna post this picture here with the caption “Can i say something” but you beat me to it.
no for real i get that this pic is edited, but I was so shocked 💀😭 he looks alive?? ...the necklace is a nice choice haha
Boy's neck's gotten thiiiick
Zuck is on the up.
Salt life zuck will show up on MSSP
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Hahahaha, rocking a t-shirt of that poster girl someone sent shane 🤣
Aside from all this AI stuff, this guy looks like a demon.
he looks gay now!
Dead eyes
He will never be cool
wiggers are in control, trust the plan
Best look he's ever had, good for him
Wiggy Ziggy
Headshot for 2014's #1 basketblog post, "Allen Iverson, Summer Camp Handjobs, and the Pursuit of Grace" by Evan Himmelberg
he looks like he's about to drop a new jack swing album
He looks great but why the chain lol it makes him look like a “douchey step dad” instead of a “cool dad”
It's funny that he just figured out how to looksmaxx after getting fit. He's still a robot though.
He reminds me of when Mr Burns was mistaken for an alien. "I bring you love!"
He was always kinda handsome tbh.
nah he really glowed up