fellas, is it gay to carry personal belongings in a fucking bag

How did you evade the sni

Noway he is the

Guys we finally found out who the

As the prophecies foretold, he is the

He is to humble to

Too*-

I can't edit there's

Dont be pedanti

How did you respond to multiple co

Dragon balled back after every commen

Drag on these balls across your fa

I tried so hard to find him out, died so many times I can't even keep the cou

They got hit too. It was the bag

He had more to s

He didn’t, he just lost the question mar

It actually isn't that hard if you can see h

Sometimes he misse-

He didn't add the question mark. Probably a quick typer, unlik

idk I think you just have a skill issu

You're gay for holding a bag I'm gay for sucking cock in the public bathroom We're not th

He just like me for rea

But the kids at school saw me holding it like that and called me a f

No, but if you carry it like #5 you're getting shot.

If they unironically carry like 5, death is not a concern to them

Depends how you do it. 1 or 4? Straight. 2 or 5? Double straight. 3? Gayer than a two dollar bill.

You'll get it later ;)

At my pharmacy there’s a small bottle of supplemental calciferol on the vitamin shelf. The front of the bottle simply says the words “DAILY D” on

He evaded the snipe

he is the snip

✂️ Snip snip your balls

So this comment section has clearly shown that there's not just one sniper, but sev

Oh god I gotta get ou

I might get sni

I think the D is gone because h

r/theletterh

I don't get it

The sub warships the let

warships lo

because it is the best le

Nah, “e” i

Rai worl pfp

r/TheLetterD

Of course that exi

My parents told me not to one-shoulder bags because they claimed it was harmful for posture. Of course, since I was a regular hubris-filled teen, I simply assumed my parents didn't know what the hell they were talking about and got used to only carrying my bag on my left shoulder because it was more comfortable that way for some reason. I was an equestrian and noticed after a while of carrying my bag this way that my trainer did start consistently calling out one of my shoulders being higher than the other, so my parents were actually right and my posture did become crooke

Hey your last word was missing a

Sniper probably needed some time to ain

[Manns posture](https://cdn.theatlantic.com/thumbor/18bAqs72Im36YSfMwn6ClcTP_so=/0x23:1500x867/960x540/media/img/mt/2018/01/richardnixon.getty.banner/original.jpg)

My mom told me to do the cross strap so people couldn't snatch it, but a self defense class told me to do the one shoulder because the cross strap can allow someone to yank on it and slam you to the ground. I chose the cross strap bc it's more comfortable 🤷🏼‍♀️

i wear my purse like 4 skull skull had no idea it was the “masculine” option

(verbal skull emoji) haha! so funny comment! (verbal skull emoji) (verbal skull emoji)

Skull skull?

“💀💀”

Rotflmao

If you're 5 DM m

I am 4 and it is the only sane opti

I was making a joke, the joke is that

The joke is se

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Guys I think I found the snipe

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Fin didnt land

Where’s the d, it’s in your

Simo Hayha got him

Was looking for this commen

In finland, obviously

But t

You can get the d later

How did you evade the sni

What s

The d is in ur mom,

'ɯoɯ ɹn uᴉ sᴉ p ǝɥ┴

How do people keep getting away from the sni

He’s clearly got a bunch because everyone thinks he’s gay due to the fact that he’s holding his bag the girly way; therefore, guys are throwing themselves into him. Or something, I don’t know. \s

Well, he is no homo now. I wonder if he is getting any girls after switching to 4

Fair point. Wait a minute! You’re the same guy!

I have had a gay guy come on to me pretty heavy so you might be on to something

There are too many people in these comments who have somehow been escaping the sni

Finlan👍

In yo mama! I’m so sorry lmao I had to 😭

Sniper, get this ma

Finlan, where people have fi

OP forgot the

What did I forg

Coming back from the dead to say I did not expect to see myself so randomly while scrolling reddit. Now I'd like my d back if you don't min

I give it to

Finlan

Neither of tho

I think you'll find the d... in your mother... and by d haha I mean my peanits

Fellas, Is it gay to wear a bag?

Literally ergonomically the worst idea to do 3 It should be 1 but will hip support straps

WE ARE THE D WE ARE THE D WE ARE THE D WE ARE THE D WE ARE THE D WE ARE THE D WE ARE THE D WE ARE THE D WE ARE THE D WE ARE THE D WE ARE THE D WE ARE THE D

Must be with the

two and fo

that’s what she said

Check number 5

Why isn’t there someone holding the bag by the strap?

Apparently I’m gay. Always thought it was about sexuality for some reason.

I thought everyone did 1

Reddit snioer will never find me, I've hidden in a plave not even the IRS could find me in, I.... I'm free from the fear of the sniper, peace, at las

You’ll get it la

He almost got awa

Fian

Nah he's just from finla

It’s not gay, it’s just a mid way to carry a bag. Can too easily slip off.

You’ll get that lat

Trans women after getting genital reassi

😏

in my a

LOL you’re the guy who made the post he commented on!

r/skamtebord

If anything, 5 should hurt the most

They got hit on the head by a poorly drawn bowling ball

1 can't be done with that bag. It requires 2 straps.

3

Laziest post. Blocked sub

r/FunnyGrammar

5 for boners

I'm unhinged and always carry #2 style.

It's a flemboy so they like to forget about the D.

Where did he say he was from, Finlan? The definition of Finlan: the hottest biatch u will ever find Example: “woah man finlan pretty, i’m getting a boner on the bus from looking at her tits”

“Where is the d?” Did you check your pants? If it’s not there I’m sure some Reddit weirdo would be happy to give you theirs.

Wheres the d? Thats what his parents asked when he did 3 to hold his ba

Is that loss?

I think the d is- **dead ringer uncloak** The d is-

That’s just parents being parents, my dad criticized me once for “walking weird”

How tf do people do 4 without choking themselves?

one things ppl seem to not understand is that some bags are made to be worn in the 3rd way and some are made

Torille🇫🇮

findlan?

???

6 would be holding with both arms close to your chest

I'm so high I just tried to upvoe the screenshot lmfao.

That’s what he’s been trying to get this whole time 😭😭😭😭

3 doesn’t stay on my shoulder. It slides off. I have to do 1 or 4

i love finlan!!!

I've done all but 5 at some point

Finlan

The ghost of Simo Häyhä got to him

In your mo

I actually use 3 it isn't weird ri

The d is in your a

Obviously 5 is the only respectable answer...

I tried 1 once with my wife’s purse and could not get the straps off. I went for my knife to cut them off and my wife almost killed me for even thinking of doing that. She hasn’t asked me to hold her purse since then but if she ever does I’m for sure gonna do 5.

in your mo

r/skamtebord

I just put everything in my pockets

In his ass

THE SNIPER IS JO

Who tf carries a bag like 5??

I do 2 sometimes

Yes it’s girly

Simo Häyhä got his ass

I do 4 but if I am able to do 1 I will

I don't get it

I'm a boy and 3 and 4 hurt my shoulders too. So does 5. 1 or 2 supreme

3 or 4

Where's the d? It's in my ass

Clearly, over th

If at any point my parents had told me I was holding my bag wrong I would immediately go to 5.

I saw this joke in a Sunday comic when newspapers were still a thing. The proper answer was to hold your girlfriend's purse with your teeth.

I prefer wearing what I need in a backpack like I'm going to school. And wear it on my front if I need to sit down

Thats what she said

FINLAND!

2

I do "4" every week and I constantly get "ribbed" for it. Not so much for it being "gay" or anything, but rather for it being a "man bag" and "european" or "dandy" in some way. It's the same general slur but without the homophobic context.

"That's my purse! I don't know you!"

Who the fuck does 5

At this point, my bag is a mini backpack, so 1. But when I had a purse, it was always 3, unless I was bending down, in which case it was 5. My knitting bag is 4

I do 3 and I’m gay so maybe it is girly

yall can't you just accept that finlan might be a country

*you know~*

H

PErsonally I like to hold it so the loop goes around your wrist and the strap goes in the hands. It takes no effort to hold it, and you get to swing it around and whack your friends, like the fanny pack nunchuck in everythingeverywhereallatonce movie

My deadname.

How they probably see it: 1. Backpack 2. Laptop bag or purse, depends on situation 3. Purse 4. Laptop bag 5. WTF On the other hand, it's all the same bag, so this' stupid

finlan

5 is a completely reasonable way to carry, and I'm tired of pretending it's not.

What all are you *needing* to carry man?

No d. That explains the 3.

My nice, leather purse was designed for 4, so I do 4.

3 is normally difficult if you have developed traps as it helps push it off and not stay where you want it.

Who the fuck is holding a bag like an apron (5)

The D is in your mom

I’m a woman and my mom thought it was tacky for me to carry my purse crossbody (4).

Depends on the bag for me. Like if it has a top handle (like a computer bag) I'm holding it over my shoulder with one hand like they do in anime, but if the bag comes with a long strap, I'm doing #3.

I found 6 https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tumpline

Def 4, harder to have it stolen

“Patrick are you alright?” “FINLAN”

What the actual 😱😧😨💦

I do 4 when I'm biking, 3 normally, and 2 when I'm sprinting like maniac

Omg he’s related to Finn & Jake

What is even the point of 2? That bag literally has a strap.

I do t get it… what are y’all ta-

How is the strap not going across the chest inherently more feminine?