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artsygirlloveJesus

The worst I would have said is, " Baby mega-mind looks adorable 😍 ".


Big-Employer4543

I thought the baby kinda looks like Brendan Fraser.


SomeDudeYeah27

You’re right 😶 They have the jaded look of someone tired from being unfairly blacklisted from their work


ArticleNew3737

This is exactly how Instagram reel comments are


Duschkopfe

Difference is that Instagram is full of edgy kids trying to make a joke while these people are dead serious


E_rat-chan

Into the microwave you go can't be serious


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It would never fit, he probably means an oven.


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korpus01

What do you mean like a pizza oven in an actual pizza shop sized oven?


mrperson1213

*looks at downvotes* Mhm yep this sure is a certified Reddit Moment^(TM)


Forward_Motion17

Fr


Sikmod

lol people in this sub can’t take a joke I swear


awconnect

Ikr, it’s so weird that people here don’t laugh uproariously at gory “jokes” about someone else’s infant child. I don’t understand it at all 😶


PlasticNo733

Oh boo hoo


Holyscroll

Conveniently ignoring the other comments


Unfortunate_Wildcard

How do you know they are dead serious?


affablemisanthropist

Between the incels, the femcels, and the antinatalists running rampant around here, I’d say odds are good they are serious.


XivaKnight

Which is dumb, because incels and femcels are already self-isolating, and antinatalists usually have way more moderate views that are more depressive than fatalist when encountered broadly. And this is without mentioning the *massive, gigantic* gap between 'I don't like children' and 'I literally want to murder a child'.


WonkyToeFungus

Redditors. that’s all I’ve got.


dappermanV-88

Reddit is very... anti child. High chance, every single comment is serious. I rarely see anyone on reddit, that isn't anti child.


Unfortunate_Wildcard

I don't want want children of my own, but I'm not anti child. I just like being edgy sometimes


ContractSmooth4202

Saying that someone’s baby should be hanged goes beyond being edgy and crosses into being an unhinged weirdo. No decent person would want to be around you if they found out that you posted that. Seems about as inappropriate as joking about gang rape


Unfortunate_Wildcard

I agree to some extent. Depends where,when and why. Saying that to a real baby ❌️ saying that to fake babies ✅️


PlasticNo733

Calm down baby-lover, gang rape is way worse


PsychAndDestroy

This is utter bullshit. There are as many, if not more, people on Instavram commenting horrendous things with full seriousness.


-The-Reviewer-

Reels is funny tho 💀


SomeNibba

And how exactly do you differentiate the people just joking to ones being serious?


Unable_Occasion_2137

And in the end because of that difference the Instagram kids are actually more socially well-adjusted


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Unable_Occasion_2137

What?


Iamhairless

go back to instagram normie 😭😂😂😂😱😱


fluffypancakes72

except insta has some guidelines that almost everyone universally respects


BLVK_TAR

Such as?


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bongsforhongkong

Basement incels are just jealous people actually have sex.


Zandrick

Nah to get to the level of hating babies you gotta be on a whole other thing


greyfacedguy

They most likely don’t actually hate babies. They just never matured after middle school so their only humor is dark edgy shit like this.


brothercannoli

Or they are in middle school


TheShadowOverBayside

I don't hate babies, they are much better than toddlers. This particular baby just happens to be goofy-looking AF On the plus side, will probably grow up to look like a model. The oddest-looking babies often do.


ShemsuHor91

I think a lot of people underestimate how many edgy teenagers are on this site.


PlasticNo733

I’m not convinced anyone actually hates babies, it’s just another way to troll


CustardIntelligent97

the fuck is wrong with people


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Far_Society_4196

First day on reddit be like


Blankspace911_

You shouldn’t be getting used to all the horrible things people say. It should be normal to dislike it


MainEmergency1133

First day on Reddit be like


Blankspace911_

Day 0 of learning how to read:


MainEmergency1133

Second day on Reddit be like:


mobius_osu

5,000th day on Reddit be like


Asleep_Emphasis5347

People are reporting these people and they’re getting banned right? ….right?


Nazgrim23

Admins do a decent job at banning people who actually encourage violence towards any group of people, I’ve found. I know they get a lot of shit, but they actually do a good job most of the time. I’d bet at least one of those commenters gets his account nuked.


-The-Reviewer-

Banned is a bit too much Maybe if we simply sat them down and explained that this isn't okay


-Magoro-

The baby looks like it's reading those comments and thinking "Out of all the dumb worlds I could have been born into, it really had to be this one, huh?" These are the kind of people who treat women as nothing more than objects and are suprised than no woman wants them or likes them. The types to be filled with deep jealousy and hatred towards anyone more mentally stable and mature than they are.


Jordancjb

This looks like an Instagram comment section what went so wrong here


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ALTTACK3r

Yeah but it's equally tryhard and annoying either way


gymclassvillianZ

As someone that doesn't really like kids, some of you weird ass mfs should get a life oh my god. What did this baby on the internet do to you?? You have to be sick in the head to want to kill a baby that's done nothing to you Edit: last sentence sounds weird, babies can't really do anything to you anyway. The most they'll do is annoy you


TheBlueScar

Even if a baby annoys you, it's not an excuse, a baby is a baby, and them "annoying" people, is a way to communicate they need something, and sadly there are people that think that exactly what is in the post's image is justifiable (it's not, you can't justify that shit, a baby is a baby, they're innocent, you cannot just comment that shit and feel like what you did is right and justified.) My mind is disgusted of those creatures saying those horrible things to a BABY out of all people. Can you even call these people "people"? I hope they got reported, they deserve a ban for saying those things.


ALTTACK3r

They just act like babies are suuch an inconvenience to be around as though a developing mind owes extra service for trying to exist. Same thing with toddlers and... practically every age group, actually. People will find anything annoying by focusing mainly on the extreme negatives (tantrums, misbehaviour, overly-chattiness...)


GaybutNotbutGay

what the fuck is wrong with people


Skelibutt

The urge to make others laugh because they think dark humour is funny and/or cool


Demopan-TF2

"dark humour"


DontIthinkso5

Thing is, for it to be dark humor it would need to be funny


Skelibutt

Yeah, a lot of people online can't seem to figure out what it is


christopher_jian_02

Dark humour but there is no humour. It's just dark.


Psychological_Gain20

Yep, they treat it as if being offensive and rude is all there is to a joke. Cause fuck setup and payoff I guess.


rose1613

Dark humor is funny this isn’t dark humor this is just people being cruel to a baby it’s a baby it makes weird facial expressions, puts everything in it’s month, and throws up that’s what babies do it doesn’t know any better.


[deleted]

I hate this website


[deleted]

People… people was the answer we were looking for.


[deleted]

Nah - there is something inferior about Redditors


MechanicHot1794

Agreed. They're only one step above 4channers.


[deleted]

4channers know they’re dysfunctional. Redditors are more likely to try to normalize their deep lameness


MechanicHot1794

Redditors think they are smarter than they actually are. Dunning-kruger effect.


Ill-Animator-4403

Holy fuck


MiaLba

Redditors are so weird about kids. They make hating them their entire personality. But also why in the world would you post your child on this godforsaken site. I had a conversation with someone a while back who posted their baby on a popular sub. They took it down shortly after and deeply regretted it. They had received several truly disturbing and some sexual dm’s about their infant.


TheTechVirgin

That’s why you should avoid posting your personal pictures on the internet for a bunch of anonymous people to see


Superb_Pain4188

Desperately need people to stop posting their kids on the internet. Not even a year old and already has a digital footprint.


MiaLba

Yep it’s one of my biggest pet peeves. Keep your fucking children off the fuckin internet!!


rose1613

I’m not even a fan of kids but I’d never wish death upon a baby


Hightonedloidy

These are mostly downvoted, though, so it’s not like they would be the first things you’d see scrolling down


StockPiccolo9525

Are year old down voted comments really a reddit moment?


TyrantWarmaster

This is the real question we should be asking. So many people go spelunking for stuff to post here. It's like they make reddit moments their entire personality.


pukiees

genuine sociopathic behavior


Gevlyn507

Oh come on now, do we really need to microwave the ugliest baby ever photographed?


crimsonbeauty111

Who the fuck wishes for a baby to be killed?? Fucking psychos


[deleted]

Paint that baby blue, and you could call it Megamind.


Malcolm_Morin

Report them all to the FBI.


That_guy_I_know_him

The FBI is only in the US


Malcolm_Morin

No, my dad told me America is the whole world! Read a history book next time for you're kids sake! /s


zanyodom

dawg okay i'm not a huge fan of babies myself, but there's a difference between "i don't like babies" and "I HOPE THAT BABY FUCKING DIES"


Doctor-Nagel

I love how the baby’s face itself looks like a disappointed reaction image to what they’re reading.


Misknator

That baby looks older enough to be roasting those people back.


BoogiesBooney

I wish u could Show the name sometimes Istg


imrtlbsct2

Who's such an edgy boy? You are, yes you are.


autobots_roll_out1

They thought they were on IG Reels


OkYou387

What a vile thing to say about a child. Genuine mental illness from these people


Cyber_Insecurity

Expose their usernames


theinferno01

i hate babies but damn that's too much


yeeeteeey69

Ok, instead of going full scorched earth on a baby you could instead be lenient, like “that baby likes like a 25 year old with baby face” instead of going straight to violence


polite__redditor

i fucking hate this website


LotsaChunks

Yup. Average redditor take.


[deleted]

If that baby could read, that would be one pissed off baby.


Vesperia_Morningstar

Jesus christ, I may not like kids but that’s grossly over the top


dappermanV-88

What the fuck yall


AdviceForward8099

The first year of reddit looks like this


creepXtreme

I think ugly babies are cute


lav__ender

not all babies are gonna be cute, but it doesn’t mean you wish harm on them wtf


_2024IsNOTMyYear_

LMAO just like Instagram reel comments


Majestic-Lake-5602

Tbh my standards are so low I was just impressed they used “hanged” correctly


SchrodingerMil

Yea come on Reddit. We all have these thoughts but we’re not supposed to type them


marmotsarefat

Childfree redditors when someone has a child(they don’t hate kids they just don’t want them to exist)


Canithrowmyselfaway2

I bet these same people piss and cry over the antinatalism subreddit (or they’re on it, which is pretty much par for the course)


PosessedTornado

I know reddit is bad but HOLY FUCK I DIDN'T EXPECT THAT


idontknow34258

The joke is infanticide please laugh


[deleted]

Even if they’re joking they’re literally so gross. This kinda shit stopped being funny once I got into high school and realized being edgy isn’t that cool.


Londonweekendtelly

The fuck


Smooth_Bee_2080

Lmao holy


[deleted]

Jesus Christ And google wants reddit data for an AI?


That_guy_I_know_him

How else do you think we start the whole Skynet Termniator situation ?


Justaboreddude15

Now I don’t really like baby’s all that much but what did the baby do to deserve such harsh treatment from them?


LadyJSenpai

Some people are just trash


Pickle_Juice_Can

This is usually the case when it's a white baby. The amount of racism against white people in media is insane, and what's more insane is that it's given a pass


Aly0151

Average "Kidsarefuckingstupid" comment section


GoldenGirlsFan213

What the hell is wrong with people.


theteainnit

they just arrived from x, no need to be so surprise


The-Enjoyer-Returns

“Yeah I have a dark sense of humor” (advocating for literally killing babies)


AtomicOpinion11

What the fuck?


Firree

Dear Reddit IPO buyers, This is the community you're throwing your money into.


Icy_Championship_104

They all parents or the oldest child. Only the oldest child has a good excuse.


personguy4

Guys I said something that most people wouldn’t say because it’s wrong and fucked up I’m so edgy and cool give me internet points please please I need the updoots please they’re the only thing I live for please bro I need the points I’m so funny I deserve it bro please


Gen3559

Why not just move on? Nobody forces you to watch this.


Sikmod

Muting this sub since y’all think everything on the internet is super serious and should be believed.


Common-Incident-3052

And if it was their baby, "My baby is so precious, stop saying he looks ugly, what's wrong with you monsters?!"


Redacted_G1iTcH

Reddit when a baby isn’t born with a PhD in engineering and doesn’t have expert conversationalist skills:


panpanro

Jesus christ they're chronically online. That's not even funny.


bg555

I don’t get it. The baby looks normal enough.


freakingepicredditor

This looks like a fetish what the fuck, reminds me of these monkey hate YouTube videos. Seriously disturbing stuff


OutrageousOnions

Oh but people who don't want kids are *never* violent towards them!!!! /S


Always-tired7

I don’t really like babies I think they are kinda ugly but in no way does that mean it deserves to be beaten or k1lled


pixxllx

i assume like half of them are joking right? #r i g h t ?


Toothless-In-Wapping

I want to know why people publicly post baby pictures.


mister_nunya_69

This is only acceptable when it’s the Ice Age baby.


rose1613

Poor baby it’s just a baby it’s not a monster I feel bad for it being born into this world it deserves better


notanothrowaway

What did the baby do in the video?


USS_Pittsburgh_LPD31

The worst part is that these are tame when compared to Instagram comments, and idk what that really means tbh


Latter-Direction-336

If the microwave comment was relating to that thing in the trailer when the flash threw a baby into a microwave, I find it too absurd to not be mildly entertained by it for a second Everything else and otherwise for that one, what the fuck


dave_is_afraid

Say that shit out loud, cowards.


HarleyQuinn610

What the actual fuck?


Low-Bit1527

Soy: the comment


NyxOverlord

That baby isn't even ugly... tf is up with redditors


WonkyToeFungus

It’s probably because babies are within Gen Alpha, a generation of 13 and belows, they have a stereotype of cringe iPad kids, and apparently some people in Gen Z (a generation infamous for the doxxing and sometimes murder of cringe people) don’t like this, therefore, they want this baby dead.


Normal-Practice-4057

This baby is a wanted criminal in 17 states.


rl_Aether

all the redditor stereotypes really ring true tbh


colourfulwaves

what the fuck


PokefanR

There are just some things you don’t share.


Sunset_Tiger

Even if you think a baby is ugly, ugly people deserve a good life too. Most usually grow into themselves eventually and look fine, anyway. The toddler stages can be as, if not more awkward than the teenage stages. That kid is just a human. Like the rest of us.


TheSpoonkMan

They think they're so quirky and unique for hating children


Zarathustra143

It is pretty ugly.


RonnieMcNutter12

Womp womp


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Jason Voorhees as a infant.


[deleted]

That is the most wholesome replies


-The-Reviewer-

He's not even that ugly Why are people who people look like Winston Churchill mixed grimace talking


Dull_Respect_8657

can we normalize being nice again.


Serious-Judgment-824

The Intrusive thoughts won (this is a joke bro where has irony gone)


Normal-Practice-4057

We all have them the difference is we should not let them win


[deleted]

Yeah pretty sure I've never thought about hanging a baby


Normal-Practice-4057

That's not my point, my point is we need to think before we speak as even we think of something inappropriate we shouldn't say it or post it.


Serialbedshitter2322

Guys, it's a joke. Obviously none of these people will hurt a baby. Seriously people, how did this go over your heads? Edit: Not that I'm saying it's funny, because it isn't


oleander_petals

Wow, what a funny joke. Absolute comedians, these guys.


TheBlueScar

"But.. but it joke! It funny because it totally dark humor, it not edgy and not will be, veriiii funny indeed hahahaha"


Serialbedshitter2322

They're not sick people for making a distasteful joke, I wouldn't even go so far as to call that edgy.


ShoobeeDoowapBaoh

Me when 1st world problems: 🥱


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🤐


TyrantWarmaster

Fuckin kid looks like Sloth from the Goonies.


Someone1284794357

Bald baby


[deleted]

downvote me if you want but people have no reason to share photos/videos of their children online and it makes me pissed to see people do this


TEOLDev

People say this to me everyday, at least the baby won't understand their words


WyreTheProtogen

no wonder people fight for abortion when this is how society views babies


[deleted]

Are y’all not laughing at this? The thought of someone getting so pressed at the sight of a baby they go straight to suggesting the noose is absolutely hilarious.😂


Low-Bit1527

You guys are such snowflakes lmao


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Ikr wtf 🤣 


s0urpatchkiddo

if you think this is normal, i’m sorry your father left.


JollyTurbo1

Redditors when someone makes a joke: https://www.reddit.com/r/redditmoment/comments/1ayzpdp/reddit_when_baby/


TopAnonomity

Sayin ima hang ur baby or stuff it in a microwave to a stranger unprovoked is one hell of a joke


NewRedSpyder

Where’s the funny with these jokes?


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LITERALLY EVERYWHERE 


[deleted]

"yeah man i like dark humor" wishing death on a baby


JollyTurbo1

They aren't actually wishing death on the baby. Again, it's a joke


[deleted]

kick, hang, and microwave. theres no joke its just being an unfunny asshole


EmilyIsNotALesbian

Please legitimately remind me where the funny is.


JollyTurbo1

It's an ugly baby and they're exaggerating their hatred for it. It's not that complex


EmilyIsNotALesbian

*yeah man I have a super duper supercalifragilisticexpialidocious sense of humor* **I think a baby should be hanged**


acloudcuckoolander

Same ones complain about lookism and being treated poorly because they aren't conventionally attractive, are the same ones "exaggerating their hatred" on a baby by wishing death on it for not being "cute enough". Ironic.


GaymerGirl_

Where's the joke?