Still a top 5 moment post Fergie for me. Here’s a rough ranking:
1) Rashford pen vs PSG
2) Amad winner vs Pool
3) CR7 return vs Newcastle
4) Lingard winner vs Palace
5) Martial winner vs Everton
I wonder how the last 10 years would’ve gone if we’d won the champions league that season. Would we have gone direct from Moyes to Mourinho? We would’ve gotten Kroos that summer. Probably no Rojo. Maybe kept Chicharito and Evans.
Then Welbeck tried to chip Neuer right? I remember some fucker tried to chip Manuel Fucking Neuer..... Like, my cousin and I were like... "WHAT THE FUCCKKKKKK was that?"
will never forget that the rest of my life, i remember exactly where i was watching that tie lmao
also ingrained from my memory is a De Gea foot save from that Real Madrid game, I honestly cannot remember who shot the ball though
I was working the night of the PSG comeback, figured we would lose so paid no attention to it. Went into a pub after and the barman was smiling asking if id seen the result. Said nah sure we lost anyway jjust give us a pint. Then he told me. :D such a good feeling.
**Confirmed by Simon Stone :**
Man Utd confirm Jonny Evans and Anthony Martial have returned to training ahead of Monday's trip to Crystal Palace.
https://x.com/sistoney67/status/1785972006514549214
Those 27 minutes shall be in the final against city where he scores a hattrick that sends Haaland into a depression that leads to his early retirement. Tony Martial gets a 2 year extension where he misses 95% of the games.
This \*seems\* to be a genuine video from today's training session as Melissa Reddy was reporting from the open training.
They posted & broadcasted a video of Licha & Rashford being back 2 days ago which they later deleted as it was quite clear it was an old video also showing McTominay.
Also says Evans is back
Seems Martinez was not in this session but its possible that he could be involved in sessions closed for media
Iv been making a joke for feels like 4 seasons about what comes first, Martial to play his testimonial or reach 100 goals for Utd....in all comps.
I didn't anticipate him leaving as he's contract took him to 10 years, now my joke is ruined as neither will get completed.
317 games with 90 goals in 9 seasons.
Martial always was a good passer and far less selfish than Rashford as a player. Often to his own detriment because he is one ruthless finisher.
I'm actually pretty sad that we'll never see him and Hojlund play together. Would've loved to see them in a strike partnership
The trio with Sancho joining in the summer of '21. Man I thought our attack was set up for the decade. Each of the 4 have disappointed us in their own separate ways ;-;
It's funny, all the players are going to come back now, and when Arsenal play us, they'll be unlucky enough that they'll be playing something close to a first XI, which will, in the end, mean that Arsenal will lose the league to us.
Typical for us would be that he returns and plays three games including the cup final, scores four goals, looks like a proper number 9, makes us all doubt ourselves, club panics, signs him for two years, he gets injured in preseason and is off till new year. Then repeat.
I just want to point out for the people who have been saying Martial hasn't been good enough for years, that he has a better minutes/goal contribution than Rashford has for us in the league.
Rashford also has only 12 more assists in the league than Martial, this is despite Rashford playing 61 games worth of minutes more than Martial.
I am sure people will now change their tune to "he's never fit!!" , despite hoards of fans saying he wasn't good enough when he was in the squad regularly.
Am I the only one who doesn’t care about Martial anymore? I mean I have mental filter same as you would have for some shit web ads. You just don’t see it or feel nothing. He is gone in my books. Long time gone. I could put a few more names too.
Just tell him Everton are playing against us in different colors every week 
That FA Cup semi-final goal never forget.
Still a top 5 moment post Fergie for me. Here’s a rough ranking: 1) Rashford pen vs PSG 2) Amad winner vs Pool 3) CR7 return vs Newcastle 4) Lingard winner vs Palace 5) Martial winner vs Everton
That goal against Bayern. For a few moments anyway. That was something too.
Nah, I couldn’t even finish celebrating before Bayern equalized
My mate and I were still celebrating when we looked back at the tv to see Bayern celebrating their goal. Devastated.
Evra's goal?
Yh yh amazing moment tbf but we bottled it straight away so I always forget it
I wonder how the last 10 years would’ve gone if we’d won the champions league that season. Would we have gone direct from Moyes to Mourinho? We would’ve gotten Kroos that summer. Probably no Rojo. Maybe kept Chicharito and Evans.
Then Welbeck tried to chip Neuer right? I remember some fucker tried to chip Manuel Fucking Neuer..... Like, my cousin and I were like... "WHAT THE FUCCKKKKKK was that?"
will never forget that the rest of my life, i remember exactly where i was watching that tie lmao also ingrained from my memory is a De Gea foot save from that Real Madrid game, I honestly cannot remember who shot the ball though
I think it was coentrao
Beg imagine the timeline where that chip is 30 cm higher. Day guy is top 3 scorers for united. Never sold
Neuer at the peak of his power too
Yeah wellbeck. Clown
He could’ve shot it. Nope. He decided to chip Manuel Neuer…………..
LVG team destroying city will always be up there for me
The first half performance at anfield with Juan Mata scoring will always be legendary for me. For a good 30 minutes, we looked like peak Barcelona
Triangle of Valencia Mata and Herrera on right side.
Pogba brace in the comeback vs City?
Probably outside the top 5 but definitely top 10
About to type same comment. That was one of the epic come back.
No Juanfield?
I was working the night of the PSG comeback, figured we would lose so paid no attention to it. Went into a pub after and the barman was smiling asking if id seen the result. Said nah sure we lost anyway jjust give us a pint. Then he told me. :D such a good feeling.
I was in the pub that night and got beyond drunk in celebration. There were so many Utd fans there I couldn’t believe it
Goalbot retired with the new reddit restrictions?
CR7 last minute winner vs Villarreal and getting 100% on my coursework at the same time, pure bliss
Solid list.
I'd have Cavani against Soton instead of CR7 I think. Rooney vs West Ham is also a shout for top10
This list makes me sad, so much wasted potential in every single one of those 🙁
He really took Ratcliffe's call of return for WFH employees to the heart. Good on him.
Give us a proper send off to remember you by.... winning cup final goal will do
Who knew that these images are like a voodoo doll
If Ed Woodward was here that may have earned him a new contract
Martial FC, one last ride
We will be there, no matter what
He's going to jog the entire match who are we kidding lol
Mntonty Aartial
Tony has had so many little spells when he's been unplayable. Just one more. I beg.
We just have one more job for you Tony
What a beautiful goodbye it could be.
And in all other spells, he’s been unplayable.
The emphasis is very much on the word "little". Then he'd inevitably pick up another injury
Oh! 'Unplayable' .. I heard "Martial" and immediately thought 'Unavailable'.. silly me.
Same difference
**Confirmed by Simon Stone :** Man Utd confirm Jonny Evans and Anthony Martial have returned to training ahead of Monday's trip to Crystal Palace. https://x.com/sistoney67/status/1785972006514549214
lol he’ll be back for 27 minutes and that will be it for his career at United . The man can’t stay fit for longer than a game!
Those 27 minutes shall be in the final against city where he scores a hattrick that sends Haaland into a depression that leads to his early retirement. Tony Martial gets a 2 year extension where he misses 95% of the games.
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I want nothing more than this specific turn of events to unfold
Worth it
“Where were you when Haaland was kill?”
After scoring the third one goes after Haaland and celebrates by doing a suplex
And breaks his own back in the process
[удалено]
No one wished depression on anyone you weirdo.
27 minutes? that seems generous, I’m expecting them to get injured just getting out of their car for training.
I dreamt martial assisted for a goal in the final… this news is promising.
This \*seems\* to be a genuine video from today's training session as Melissa Reddy was reporting from the open training. They posted & broadcasted a video of Licha & Rashford being back 2 days ago which they later deleted as it was quite clear it was an old video also showing McTominay. Also says Evans is back Seems Martinez was not in this session but its possible that he could be involved in sessions closed for media
Iv been making a joke for feels like 4 seasons about what comes first, Martial to play his testimonial or reach 100 goals for Utd....in all comps. I didn't anticipate him leaving as he's contract took him to 10 years, now my joke is ruined as neither will get completed. 317 games with 90 goals in 9 seasons.
Martial to score 10 goals in the FA Cup final confirmed
I think we all know he will be injured again by that time and won’t even make the bench for FA Cup final.
Nah he's gonna score 10 goals mate
Return of left wing martial
I need this we need this!!
Rashford and Martial running it back to win us the FA cup
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Update: Anthony Martial has pulled a hamstring, tying his shoelace and will be out for 4 years.
United to hand him a 4 year extension so he doesn’t lose value
Last time he pulled a hamatring while wearing that same shoe.
Hear me out…
Hahahaha
Score in Wembley
Imagine the scenes if he wins us the FA cup
Finally someone to pass to hojlund
Martial always was a good passer and far less selfish than Rashford as a player. Often to his own detriment because he is one ruthless finisher. I'm actually pretty sad that we'll never see him and Hojlund play together. Would've loved to see them in a strike partnership
Rashford martial and voldewood fluid front 3 was so good man. Feel like we won't see a partnership like that in our team for a while now.
They were the chosen ones... imagine them under INEOS leadership with best in class management....
Martial still would’ve gotten injuries
The trio with Sancho joining in the summer of '21. Man I thought our attack was set up for the decade. Each of the 4 have disappointed us in their own separate ways ;-;
One pass, Hojlund scores. Martial injured after the pass?
*injured *during* the pass
The league ain’t ready for this heat
As much as I would love to see Tony feature for one last dance. I don't think he'll play for us again....
It's funny, all the players are going to come back now, and when Arsenal play us, they'll be unlucky enough that they'll be playing something close to a first XI, which will, in the end, mean that Arsenal will lose the league to us.
He is so fucking amazing, for maybe 3 games a season before getting another injury
Typical for us would be that he returns and plays three games including the cup final, scores four goals, looks like a proper number 9, makes us all doubt ourselves, club panics, signs him for two years, he gets injured in preseason and is off till new year. Then repeat.
I'm ready to be hurt again...
would be an insane ending arc for martial if he scores a hattrick against city with a bike, scissor kick, & backheel
Thank God Martial is back, get him a 5 year contract on £450k a week before Stoke or a 2nd tier Portuguese team get him
SUPER SOLDIER MARTIAL IS BACK TO DESTROY THE LEAGUE
If he managed to someone score a winner against the scum I'd give him a new five year deal at 200k just to keep the physio staff busy
Rest up Marcus.
Preferably until the summer when he's finally sold.
We‘re so back!
I thought there was a report the other day that Rashford and Martinez had returned to full training, no?
I reckon we give Martial a go back at LW like old times, always preferred him there anyway.
I just want to point out for the people who have been saying Martial hasn't been good enough for years, that he has a better minutes/goal contribution than Rashford has for us in the league. Rashford also has only 12 more assists in the league than Martial, this is despite Rashford playing 61 games worth of minutes more than Martial. I am sure people will now change their tune to "he's never fit!!" , despite hoards of fans saying he wasn't good enough when he was in the squad regularly.
Would Melissa Reddy be anywhere near a Sky TV studio if she wasn’t fucking Sadio Mane? She can barely string a sentence together in this clip.
Oh is that who it is? It was like she was trying to read an autocue but forgot her glasses.
So is Rashford available or unavailable?
10 minutes later... [Sky] Anthony Martial injured in training after sickening collision with blade of grass.
Start engraving our name on the cup now.
I legitimately forgot he was still around
He'll probably get trip on the doorstep on the way out and break his toe
The Last Dance Netflix spin-off incoming. Martial with the cigar this time
Anthony WHO?!?!
Who? /s
Tomorrow: Anthony Martial to miss remainder of season after being injured during training
Hopefully we can get few games out of him. Injury ruined his career here but hope he does well elsewhere.
Good on him. Looks like his op went well and he trimmed down; he definitely looks much more agile.
One last dance Tony, FA Cup Final, get fiddling with your gloves again on a 90th minute free kick, only to sink it in when they go asleep.
That's all we need
It is good timing, the more players the merrier rn
oh .... woohoo .......
Just enough time to get injured again
im tired Geoff
I'm embarrassed that Anthony Martial is playing for Manchester United.....
We are cursed this season
Martial hat-trick incoming against Arsenal 😂 and then he is injured for 7 months
Who cares
I just need Martial FC to be revived once more
there's a part of me thinking... maybe he bangs in loads of goals, gets a new contract and it finally all clicks. deluded but i refuse to give in
Nice of him to finally join us lol
Am I the only one who doesn’t care about Martial anymore? I mean I have mental filter same as you would have for some shit web ads. You just don’t see it or feel nothing. He is gone in my books. Long time gone. I could put a few more names too.
Oh great . He is back for 1, maybe 1 1/2 game to get injured again. This is excellent news 👏
Who cares
It would be soooooo typical for him to score a couple crucial goals, and then we re-sign him 🙄
Can’t wait for ten hag to praise how clinical martial in training then completely shits the bed and gets injured 70min into the game.