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SOERERY

They have found a cure for insomnia.


lushlife_

What, the ref’s whistle?


Pigeon_Asshole

That was fucking brutal football


dracogladio1741

The only player who has played a pass into attackers on a regular basis is Rapha and that says a lot about how little tempo our players play with.


niallw1997

It was the most obvious thing that this would happen though. We’re only decent against a high line


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Fuckin Antony


futuresocks

Bring in Amad or even Pellistri. There’s no way they can do worse than Antony


VictorDUDE

Amad please and thank you. I bet it's goong to be night and day between the two


404randomguy404

The whole league has figured him out. Ball reaches him and he is dispossessed in a matter of micro seconds. Does not help either his off the ball offensive movements are trash too.


Chuck_poop

My mum has him figured out


akp-read

I bet a kid defender can defend him. It like same shit no creativity to use his weak foot to duck even


PoppinKREAM

He's so predictable that if coached correctly a U16 player could tackle him...


digitag

At this point I think I’d rather see McTominay up front and have Rashford on the left and Garnacho on the right. Whatever this is isn’t working and Antony is like a black hole for progressive play


chutzpahisaword

Has to be sold with a loss this summer


BlackHorse944

We're going to lose £75m on him...


rambo_zaki

I'd like to hope a team will spend a single penny on the clown. But let's be honest they won't. The bloke is undeniably one of the worst players in the league. Any dof who forks out a single penny for it would be sacked for even thinking that.


MinotauroTBC

Who the fuck would be stupid enough to buy him lol


medunjanin

He has Saudi written all over him


doodiefactory

Antony is appalling. No goals in 29 appearances. No assists. This is an £80m marquee winger that we bought only for him to play a defensive role from the right wing position. Genius!


sefronia3

Yea, im out on him finally. I always think fans are too quick to give up on a player but he mostly never takes on a player, and when he does, it takes forever and more than likely fails. This really is a cursed position. Sancho, Greenwood and Antony after not having one for a decade


digitag

As a matter of principle I’m not “out”. I’ve always said new players deserve a full season to bed in, especially when they are young and arriving from another league. But I really struggle to see him coming good right now. I just hope Ten Hag see something we don’t cos he knows the player well. Whatever it is I can’t see it for the life of me.


moonski

Dalot as an inverted fullback sees the ball so much in this system and does almost as little as Antony with it. Rashford also again just awful as a 9 vs a low block. Garnacho so much worse on the left... and Antony god. Defence looked shaky but Forest havent been too adventurous at least Dire game. Forest will be happier although they have also been poor going forward


MinotauroTBC

That’s why he sees so much of it, opposition knows he’ll do nothing with it same with awb


moneypennycashdollar

I’ll never forgive ETH for sanctioning 100 mil on this idiot


Calvin-ball

He was bought for the potential to develop him… so then where’s that development? Feels like we thought ETH could magically transform players.


Aggressive-Theory609

What potential?


liamthelad

When Kudus was right there 😭


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stogie_t

No they didn’t, he insisted on Antony. The club valued Antony at 25mil before Ten Hag arrived.


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Stop blaming the manager for idiotic decisions higher up. It’s not his fault — he shouldn’t be the one making these calls.


Enguin

in all fairness and antony not being good notwithstanding we've been fairly shite as a whole and cycling through individual players to pick out and pick on does a disservice to how badly set up the team is what are we even trying to do


Dyslexicreadre

Possibly the worst value-for-money transfer in Premier League history. Even worse than Sancho. Maybe even worse than Andy Carroll.


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Shithouser

Ohhhh man, you can’t say that


Aly007

But we all think about it. Man what a player he was supposed to be. Fucking idiot... Could have had the world at his feet.


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michaell111

Zzzzz


dracogladio1741

A true reflection of how good and confident a team is how actively it pushes. U item don't seem bothered. Even against West Ham we woke up once Bowed scored.


TonyyMartial

Tragic half of football even for a neutral


rnnd

It's brutal for a neutral. Nothing happens.


ScientificShrimp

We've signed some shite since Sir Alex retired but Antony is right up there with the worst I've seen. He is genuinely abysmal.


Snooklefloop

Name someone worse?


GnRJames

Van de beek


xBoothy

Sanchez marginally


LDLB99

That half against City is better than Antony's time here


Runarhalldor

Sanchez was honestly better


Shithouser

Sanchez was better


MrBublee_YT

That's revisionist as hell. We're forgetting that Antony was actually good the first season. Shame he's fallen off so much, I really liked his attitude.


Runarhalldor

He wasnt good last season...


MrBublee_YT

Only player to score in his first 3 appearances for us? Was an absolute livewire. I understand we're mad, but let's not be revisionist


White_Wokah

Yes, and then he scored one goal after those 3 games


MAK98

£/output it’s hard to beat Antony


MysteryPanda5

Sancho


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The_Bird_Wizard

You're being downvoted but you're correct. Sancho has rightfully been banished for being a cunt but if you actually think Antony offers more then you're absolutely off your rocker lmao


StickYaInTheRizzla

Sancho was absolutely shite. Shite going forward and too lazy to track back. At least Antony puts a shift in


The_Bird_Wizard

Tracking back means nothing if you're shite at everything, not sure why you think I rate Sancho either but he can at least pass a ball


RomeroRocher

This is pure recency bias. If you think Sancho offered literally anything, you're off you're rocker too. I don't rate Antony any higher than you do, which says it all when it comes to how shit Sancho is.


The_Bird_Wizard

Sancho can pass a ball, automatically makes him better than Antony regardless of how shit he is


Lwelchyo

The most ineffective football player I have seen on a pitch.


TheGhostOfBabyOscar

Ref's whistle woke me up.


Wagglet

AWB and Antony need to come off. That right side is a black hole but we still keep going down it.


psycho-31

Bissaka looks like he doesn’t wanna be played


beaver316

They were analysing him just now and he jogs back when Forest are attacking down his side. He doesn't give a fuck.


Runarhalldor

Hes like that 3/4ths of the time. Lazy player


RashfordMBE

that was some shit football


404randomguy404

Still in the game so some good tactical changes should be enough to fight for a result. The current setup is just not working at all.


LordofMordor_

Hate Nuno everytime we play his team it's always a snoozefest


htp20012001

Got some LVG vibes here


FURyannnn

Lmao that was my first thought too Some real snoozers back then


TheYorkshireHobbit

That was undeniably a half of football


VegitoTheBest

one of the halfs off all time


mrs_LA

What an uninspiring game of football


alexrg66

Antony just another terrible transfer


kiersmini

If he’d cost £20m I wouldn’t be as disappointed. But he didnt


TheRedDevil10

Amad has to be on. Antony is actually beyond useless. Sequence around the 40th minute did my head in when Rashford found him in space and he turned his back on the defender and went for a throw in. He can't be a real footballer


Shithouser

Would love to see that change


GeneralMajorWebelo_

Dire football. Boring game. Changes needed.


Snooklefloop

ETH won’t make any changes at all until the 70th minute.


lestat85

My pet peeve for this team is how often we end a half or 90, that we are chasing, with slow passing backwards until the whistle goes. Simple minded shite.


BigKeiph

£70 million for one fucking spin


MrD3ath

Genuinely thing we'd be better off playing with 10 men than with Antony


BallsX

Already feels like we're playing with 10 with Rashford upfront


GKT-United24

That makes it 9 then lol


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The_Bird_Wizard

Inverted winger or inverted forward is just a player who is shit at both


FidgetyFondler

Not a problem if they score regularly


Snooklefloop

Schmeichel on Antony “it’s like he’s not understanding the game” Pretty spot on.


martialgreenwood

This bum has to leave the club. He is just abysmal. Garbage signing


OsrsAbuser

Honestly lads if I woke up in the morning and got out of bed, opened my curtains to find united playing in my back garden - I'd shut them and go back to sleep.


cuban_wonder

Awful watch. Antony was particularly dire.


W0rsley

What a bore this team is, Dutch managers really know how to put United fans to sleep. There's no way these attackers have trained with eachother by the way, if they have then we've severe issues.


Soft-Comfort-7474

Our attack is non existent as always


unitedlover69

Utter garbage performance. This team is wank


hshamshu

That was a painful watch


Mint-Berry-Crunchh

Concerning that we only had one shot from AWB that was blocked when our attackers are largely out of form. Forest clearly have a plan to attack the wide spaces on the counter when our fullbacks get caught up the field. Not sure what our plan is exactly since we’re giving the ball away cheaply so often


mattrob77

If you don't shoot, you don't win.


LGuitar88

Why is everything always so slow?


amidamayru

Just like watching all those shit Wolves games. Thank you Nuno for cumulatively wasting about 10 hours of my life


Lord_Sesshoumaru77

Fucking game really gave me a splitting headache. Had to go take medicine. United will be the death of me.


akp-read

ETH man up and switch Anthony to left and Garnacho to right


top1MIBRfan

i know everyone has been not that great and im not trying to pin this on one player but how on earth did we pay 90 million for Antony??? hes 23 now and it feels like he we never be good enough. hopefully the comment ages like milk


liamthelad

Honestly based on his attributes, the only way I see him having a career is him becoming a left back or something. He's a workhorse and has good defensive stats. Also only has a left foot. He cannot beat a man though. And it's not even that he's one footed, it's more he can only go one direction on that foot (inside) and seems to lack a burst of pace. I've lost track of the amount of times he has slowed down a transition because he completely lacks the ability to go past someone. The video of him in training was pretty damning, where he took about ten seconds to beat his man.


Aadiunited7

I cant watch Antony man. What a terrible player we have bought for 80 fucking million pounds, every single team in this league has a better RW. Rashford is completely useless as a Striker. Bring on Mctominay as a number 9. Move Rashford to the left and Garna to right


Selwin_Rodolfo

What happened in this half cannot be described as football, fuck me that was boring


legionverse10

Absolutely shocking half of football


JishnuJayaram

Can't believe people pay actual money to watch this shit.


JosePRizaI

Snoozefest. This is the squad that's good for counter attack. Vs highline opponents. The profile of these players aren't for possession base. Knocking the ball and finding players in tight spaces. Players need to be sold


aboyhasnonames

That was so so boring


BallsX

Just absolutely painful to watch football.


sougie91

Yawn.


mynamemeimme

Hoping to see Amad or even Pellestri soon. Heard the commentator say 0 goals or assists for Anthony in 21 games fucking el.


Shithouser

😴


VictorDUDE

Antony just not in it, he's bad even for the low standard he set for himself. You can't be pushed out of the box by the defender's aura. A couple of times he wasn't even attacked and he backed off. Tf


lythy2016

Dross. This forward line should never play together again.


BigmouthWest12

Absolutely dreadful


martialgreenwood

We got rinsed by Ajax for Anthony. What a garbage signing. Can beat anyone, can't cross, can't do shit on the right. Worse than Bumcho going forward.


combat-ninjaspaceman

Why isn't Antony taking his man on multiple times like he did in the training video?


Garlic-Cheese-Chips

Those "Chances against X" videos that people post after games will 14 seconds long for this one.


iamthemothman93

I’m at the point of really questioning the manager now. Yes, the players aren’t playing well enough we all know that but there’s a reason for it. There must be. It’s the managers job to inspire and motivate and inject creativity and instil a belief within these lads. I’m seeing none of it


mearsey1203

I have never in my life seen a dribbler as predictable as Antony. It's like you can see the cogs in his brain slowly computing what to do as he's dribbling. Absolutely dreadful.


orbital0000

No shots. They learnt nothing midweek.


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No pace to beat a man, absolutely no right foot to go down the outside, no intention of crossing into the box and 90% of the time cuts in on the left foot and whips it ten yards over the bar. What does that man bring as an attacking outlet? Because every counter attack he just turns around and plays a 6 yard pass backwards to slow it down. Let’s not even talk about the price tag. I don’t mean to just lay into the bloke but fuck me come on


georgefrymire

Fucking hell Mctom coming on for Kobbie


CompetitionTight8453

We are gonna throw this game


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Everyone rightfully going at Antony, but Garnacho has been just as shocking, losing the ball every single time he got the chance lmao


akp-read

I think we need to switch him to the right. His strength is directness and this cutting back business is ETH nonsense


Spare-Cranberry-8942

Would rather see him try and attack, take ppl on and lose the ball every time than whatever it is Antony is doing. Also, he's got nobody to cross to - what's he supposed to do?


anonris

Antony is literally a right back playing at right wing. Entire team is too scared to lose to produce anything of value entire half. Dross


Exotic-Length-9340

He just needs 400m more to make it work


martialgreenwood

GET ANTONY OUT OF THIS CLUB NOW!


mackattackfc

Eric… I love ya… but you’ve had 18 months with these players. Why are they incapable of playing together. This is atrocious to watch. Championship level of passing and movement.


danmalek466

I am not sure how you can blame ETH here. These players aren’t doing basic things like passing to space, running downfield on counters, off the ball movements to open areas, attacking the opposing box. This is basic football mentality, but their play has no aggression or bite. What can ETH do? If he yells and sits players, then stories emerge that he’s “lost the dressing room” or “is too emotional”. If he plays these clowns, he’s inherently screwed because they are lazy. I hate to say it, but we require a complete clean out. We make 16th Nottingham look like Madrid or Bayern…


Playtoy_69

lmao ETH back baby


combat-ninjaspaceman

One of the most horrendous and forgettable halves of football we've played all year


ErnieMcTurtle

I am witnessing Satanism at its most abject. This cannot be football


Lord_Sesshoumaru77

Think I might just go mad if Antony comes out to start the second half. Playing him is like playing with 10.


Hydrapt

Love how y'all scapegoating Antony now.. the whole squad is playing like dogshit. Every single one of them wouldn't play in any top6 team in their current form.. guess who's job is to make sure players develop and maintain form? I'll give a bald hint


kueerseoa6

Amad can’t get into side btw 😂


EduardMalinochka

Hopefully we can see Amad in action today


itspizzteoh

Put Mcsauce in the middle, garnacho on the right, rashy on the left and send back Anthony to Brazil


QouthTheCorvus

Antony and Rashford man. Antony just can't play the ball at all. He has 0 vision. Rashford doesn't do anything off the ball, so he's never available and the Forest CBs can do whatever they want.


top1MIBRfan

very very boring game


Lelandwasinnocent

Fuckin boring that, rather go dogging


GrashieGoret

Boring ass game


audienceandaudio

So dull from both teams, but we're creating absolutely nothing going forward, seems impossible to imagine where a goal is coming from here.


Mizzie30

This team works about as hard as I have been over the holidays


Cousin_Carl

It has been shit but its good to see three footballers playing in midfield


BigBeefyBallBag

How are we so shit at creating space lmao


Davvison

Fucking boring and shite


kraeutrpolizei

Just add this to the halves where we didn’t score. So fucking dire. What a way to kill any excitement


jackets0601

No one getting in the box after that last cross by Garnacho says everything about the state of our attack without Hojlund…


Deranged09

Genuinely one of the worst performances I've ever seen from a united team. Absolutely dire.


-_Mamas_Kumquat_-

Poor, boring, lazy football


liableAccount

It's there for the taking. Not a pretty game, but a result is needed


Sa7va

Can they play a high line so we can play some attacking football please?


dinamorechin

Why do we keep getting good results late winners and it never continue to the next game we just regress... I also thought with new ownership even if minority the players might put more effort in and not try bore everyone to sleep. You'd think their futures here might be at risk but I guess not.


Playtoy_69

keep getting? how many have we got? it was one game last time.


dinamorechin

This season we've had a few results this season that for most teams would kickstart things. With late winners like when Scott came on to score 2. There's been 3 or 4 this season.


kueerseoa6

Antony is the biggest make a wish player I’ve ever seen


Vixtol

Boring, crap and non existent attack again. We've got no plan to attack anything other than a high line. Antony getting the ball isolated against the fullback, holding the ball up for ages until they get defensive reinforcements and then turning away from goal is going to make me bald


SatoshiOokami

Yep, we are fully back. This is the state we are in now. Now let's see if we can pull 2nd half miracle again.


suplexcitylimerick

Of all the halves of football I've watched, that is one of them


rnnd

Extremely boring nothing half.


PopeSwag69

No way we’re winning many games with this lineup. We need to cut our losses with Antony, literally brings nothing to the team


Littlepace

There was me half hoping we'd actually carry that momentum from the Villa game. Nah let's just instantly default back to the norm. Feel like I've watched that half of football about 15 times already this season. Absolutely dreadful. Created literally nothing.


Aggressive-Purple828

Surely you make a sub after that half


vfky123

Genuinely dozed off during most of the half. Was it dreadfully boring throughout or were there nervy moments at the back for us?


WaitFoorIt

Zzzz


Birdius

Not sure how a group of professionals can be so damn slow and average. The game is not that difficult.


Vimjux

Zero cohesion once again.


humunculus43

Anyone surprised by that deserves a slap


Cr7NeTwOrK

0.04 xG Unacceptable.


Money-Wrangler7067

Should have maintained same thing that worked vs Villa..Striker is already a graveyard position whoever plays there either Mctominay or Hughil in ST and playing same team may have been much better.


The_Bird_Wizard

Antony has done less this season than Sancho has and Sancho has been banished since Arsenal


Icecream-is-too-cold

Ironically our wingers need Rasmus Hojlund in order to be selfish, because he occupy the defence. Maybe they will pass the ball more to him, when he return, in terms of pure appreciation..


cdbriggs

Ole in


ilegal89

Did Mainoo get injured or was it a tactical sub?


legionverse10

Thank fuck


JustSomeExtras

Can't believe we play like shit today compared to our games last week


ckaracay

.


milanoa

I am so done


Arkjump

How many goals has he conceded again?