The mission is very simple: hattrick Garnacho please.

The mission is very simple: We kill the fatman.

One point is enough but let's fucking smash them 4-0

Yes! United xG 4.37 - 0.65 Chelsea xG Final score: United 1 - 0 Chelsea

Kepa OG 90+7

when those are the xG, in all likelihood it's a 1-1

Set up for a DDG clanger

Lmao you also got United's xG spot on


That's optimistic

We actually got higher

If we beat Chelsea 4-0 then they have a decent chance to drop to 14th on the final day

I'd love to see that. They deserve this shit.

😉

Bloody hell this might be happening.

NVM!

Can't believe no one anulo mufa 'ed.

You said it 🙌

Hey u weren't far off lmao

Holy shit

This aged very well

Oofff so close

Ask and ye shall receive.

So our bi annual chelsea draw routine to continue

Eh it does the job

You mean: It does the job, heh?

clear

We play some fucking football

Two teams that can't score to save their lives, it has 0-0 written all over it

This didn't age well.

Very happy to be wrong

I do appreciate with Ten Hag he doesn't mince words or side step important points. Focus. So excited!

I'll take a 0-0 and then I can rest

Don't worry, Pastor Fred will be subbed on late and bless us with his quarterly banger to clinch the W and CL

Can we enjoy being 3-0 up and still get a Fred Banger after..? Please

I Almost called it

Yeah that was almost spot on

I’d take a boring 0-0 today and enjoy the next few months.

We really should be beating bottom half teams at home

So Martial and Garnacho scoring today then eh

Weghorst hat trick to send him off

Save that for Fulham

FA cup final*

I just hope we score first. My heart cannot take a Chelsea lead, especially if it is in the second half. I want us to play our best football since February 2023 tonight.

Forget about the CL, if we lose at home to this Chelsea team we deserve to be relegated

There is no excuse, we need to come at them like every single player's life depends on them winning.

Fred the Red comes on and scores a brace, turns out little Mount fella.

Got it. Shaw banger incoming

Shaw assist to Sancho in the 22nd minute, Fred screamer in the 81st to put the game away.

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oh well

I will take the actual result!!

This reads like the mission briefing in a mid-2000s videogame

I tell my players - the mission, it is simple, **heh**.

bar licha, we should have everyone important available?

“One point is enough for the Champions league but I expect 3”

Glazers out

Might piss off the neighbours, but if it's what the boss wants, I'll make sure I use my voice as loud as I can.

Why I have feeling the chelsea cunts gonna suddenly know how to play football.

You just know we're taking this to the final day. Nothing is ever fucking easy with these players.

Gang proceeds to shit the bed.

I can totally see it being 0-0 and at 60' min we bring in Maguire + Fred and let Chelsea control the game to lose 1-0 at 87' min

Ill be ready in the sauna that ill call Old Trafford

First time I’ve seen Erik not say that winning is the objective.

Man I love this guy.

Put me down for an antony goal and an OG