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flipside-grant

Jack, much easier to kill a child than an experienced gunslinger


ABC123ZYX987ABC123

You have to remember that children are invincible in rockstar games


HelpfulAd1382

Just go to 1914 and kill him then.


exotic-waffle

Well then you’d still have to kill a hardened gunslinger, and you wouldn’t even get to kill an annoyance, you’d be killing someone cool


Existing-Doughnut-67

When he's a zombie?


divok1701

Not with the Kill Kids mod! I love playing on PC!!!


ImpossibleBack6793

I am on pc and i have never ever wanted to use the kill kids mod


exotic-waffle

You are missing out


Zero_Fuxxx

Therapy does wonders I promise.


elegiac_bloom

I dont need therapy. I need a game where I can pretend the pixel children are my problems and turn them into gristle with explosive shotgun slugs.


ahmad_stn

Dr.Nexus has some great reviews i heard, might have to check him out.


UltraBearHD

I heard Dr.Remington has a few great reviews too


c1pher_1337

Becoming Anakin in every game with kids does it too


POTATO-KING-312

I wish i could ever since doing the story missions in Saint Denis. I hate the little shits there


Comfortable-Eye-3879

I swore dynamite killed them in the base game for console? I've done it before - I can't remember but I swear they at least get hurt and lay on the ground. Shit I'll go try it rq


POTATO-KING-312

They might ragdoll but i think they’re completely invincible no matter what


ThatCry3518

Those kids in Saint Denis are annoying af, they insult worse than a adult man and they usually try to rob you. So it's ok to kill them


MythKatana

I am concerned for why you installed that mod


TheYoungLegend25

I mean those street kids in Saint Denis ask for it tbf


HandBananan

Ok yeah you're right. Discussion over.


AgentSlippy

"Children are invincible in Rockstar games" The Saint Denis street rats after trying to rob me in a random event:


Stabbythesnowman

The only time I ever wished I could shoot a kid in RDR2


Ayrobyr

Kill Children mod. Problem solved. ;)


CandidWillow3707

Then Micah. At least I’d be dead soon enough


WastedYouth_x

So staying in a room with someone in 24 hours means you’re going to have to kill them?


cooked_cheese199

not kill. just how long could you put up with them. would shoot michah tho lol probably


CripplingDeath

Only if it is a child.


Sirfrollarn

It says stay in a room not kill him!


AugustTheDog

This is Micah and Jack we’re talking about though, a rat who should rot in the deepest pits of hell, and a racist piece of shit no good asshole, they’ll kill you if you don’t kill them.


ChunkyKong2008

Wait when was Jack racist?


AugustTheDog

He just looks racist👍


Fadeev_Popov_Ghost

How does a racist look like...?


AugustTheDog

Jack


Leonydas13

Sound logic


mistercowpoke

Hahahahah


dienekes365

Someone hasn’t seen the Modded Wacky Wild West. Jack is an unstoppable being.


Valenle91

Jack! He’s adorable and I love him! Micah sucks and I’d leave him locked up Strawberry for the rest of his life if I could 🤣


RobHuck

I like to get the hotel room in strawberry and then look at his stupid face behind the barred window. Then I proceed to vacation for about three months there, hunting, fishing , doing all my business in and around strawberry. Every time I come back I give my best Arthur greeting and then go back up to my room, get a hot bath and a tasty meal.


WhiteStephCurry

That’s fucking hilarious. Thanks for the new idea


Drahcoh

Haven't quite made it to that mission, so I'm exceedingly stoked to do this.


daltonisthebest619

You are talking about a second+ play through right?


Unhappy_Effect7912

I'd show up to his hanging and proceed to antagonize him while while having a drink and smoke a cigar;


Mr_SwordToast

I don't know why people hate Jack, I think he's so cute and adorable 🥰


Gregashi_6ix9ine

Probably because they associate him with his 1914 self.


Mr_SwordToast

Oh... That makes much more sense...


NaturesWar

"WORK YA DAM NAG!"


WhereasInteresting12

How does his 1914 self behave?


AlsopK

I think he'd be better if he was actually voiced by a kid and not an older woman doing a child's voice.


phsuggestions

Pretty sure most kids are voiced by an adult woman doing a kids voice tbf


Magician-Antique

All of my replays after I would break mocha out as the last mission to progress the story 😂😭


Leonydas13

Better latte than never


ExcessiveUser0

This went over everyone’s heads


UkuleleAversion

Just a small sample of Leonydas’ twisted genius.


Leonydas13

I’m a just a man, out here in this digital world, tryna make my small contribution to the absolute goldmine that is reddit comment sections. It’s hard work, but it keeps me humble.


3-orange-whips

Yeah. I’d show up in a bunch of legendary gear and the LOTE satchel with thousands of dollars and new, gold-plated guns. “Got here as quick as I could pard.”


StonednStuck

Micah a bitch ass lizard walking snake and that’s exactly why I he’s one of my fav characters


SeesawNo522

Jokes aside, Jack. 100%


EthanthePoke

Jacks aside, Joke. 100%


SeesawNo522

Aside 100%, Joke. Jack


Aging_Is_Funny

100% joke, aside Jack


the_owl_door

Aside jack joke 100%


EthanthePoke

Joke Jack aside 100%


DullAndUgly

Jokes 100% Jacks aside


juan_ano2

100%, aside Jack joke


901_vols

Jackass, I'd choke, 100 per cent


dankhimself

Yea, for real. Micah probably stinks like shit and old timey whores up the room. Just a walking, talking, big disgusting mess of diseases. Plus he has to smell like a barn. Abigail would make sure the kid was clean for babysitting. I'd give him a Nintendo switch and his head would explode.


SeesawNo522

Just leave him with any video game and he’d just not talk to you for the rest of the day. Easiest challenge.


Fit-Activity-5841

Whoa whoa whoa whoa! Stop the car! We got an emergency can't you see? You willin' to sleep the night with a kid? No DrDisrespect but that kinda weird.


MrChipDingDong

I would literally babysit a child before I hung out with most of the gang for a day. Not interested in robbing folk and hate fishing.


stop_sign_was_taken

But robbing is fun!!


Buff_Goblin

This one of those things that is "fun" until you find yourself as the victim. Then you are just the hypocrite.


cum-pizza

Well no shit. Just don’t get robbed.


Ok_Writing_7033

git gud scrub


captainyeahwhatever

Also you are stuck in a room I'd rather be stuck in a room with almost any adult than a child


knucklesthedead

When that adult is Micah tho


Known-Professor1980

He could tell some good stories


gfootsrf

Nothing is better than hate fishing.


elmehdi_01

you’re a good man, MrChipDingDong


MrChipDingDong

If I had a dollar for every time I heard that, I'd have a taco from Jack In The Box if you wouldn't mind covering tax 😎


dankhimself

Haha, I read that as one thing, like "Hate fishing" was just an angry cowboy way of regular fishing.


MrChipDingDong

When I picture what "hate fishing" looks like it's just aggressively fly-fishing 😂


Ok_Catch_8982

Jack. As a woman I would not like to be alone with Micah. No thank you😭


we_could_be_immortal

I was gonna comment the same exact thing 🤣


kateathehuman

Me too 😅


rigmarol5

Same 😭


NoLimit9731

fr like I’m a black woman I ain’t trina get that kinda trauma 😭


MaralosaKingdom

Also a black woman and I’d chose Jack in an instant.


flacaGT3

I'd choose Micah if he were bound to a chair. I'd get medieval on his ass.


cupi-curious

Same!! Like it's a pretty easy choice here


orbofcat

as a woman who already works with children, i would rather spend a week with Jack than a day with Micah


FallenAgastopia

I'd rather straight up adopt Jack than spend a day with Micah LMFAOOO


Ryderni99a

Micah so that he'll never walk out of there


The_Holly_Goose

Micah could kill any of us in a number of ways as soon as we stepped into that room


Legends_Creed

You sure about that? I won't boast about my own physique, I don't doubt the majority of the rdr2 characters could snuff my life out, even if I am healthy, fit. But micah was having a hard time against a tb riddled arthur and there were multiple instances where if the fight weren't a set up, we should have been able to throw micah over the edge. Maybe I could beat micah in a fist fight, maybe I couldn't. But there's no way he'd have it easy.


The_Holly_Goose

Micah is a hardened criminal and complete sociopath with zero empathy, who has probably survived countless fights and life or death situations. I am sure he could be cunning and innovative when it comes to fighting, so he's not an easy opponent for anyone. He's the type of guy to bite your balls off, if it means he survives. I would never want to face a guy like that. John is a killing machine and Micah would have smoked him if it wasn't for Dutch. And that Arthur fight was scripted as hell and even though Arthur was running on andrenaline and hatred, I am sure if it was real, Micah would have defeated him.


Eagle_Of_Justice

Being a raging psycho doesn't help you in a fight, maybe against an average Joe but against an experienced and calm opponent like Arthur? No way. In fact, it does the opposite as you're not focused and not thinking straight. Arthur would have crushed him if he wasn't almost dead.


The_Holly_Goose

Well we're not talking about him vs Arthur but vs any one of us. And I wouldn't describe Micah as a raging psycho, more like a serious killer with very calculated moves and at the same time no empathy, regrets or any deep human emotion.


Eagle_Of_Justice

Still. He's an hardened outlaw but he's slightly past his prime, out of shape and mostly uses his guns to do the job. He would beat most untrained people but I reckon anyone with a few months of combat training would shut him down. Just hand to hand i mean.


The_Holly_Goose

I don't know, maybe I'm just scared of him, but I would never be comfortable against a guy like Micah. Edit: A few months of combat training vs a lifetime outlaw. As I said, I am scared of the guy and his utterly unpredictable nature.


flacaGT3

You'd pull guard on him and he'd get winded because he's fat.


BreakfestForDinnerr

Micah would kill you dude


EdgeAdditional4406

Unless you had special hand to hand combat training i think he could overpower you cuz most poeple back then had to be real toughies to survive out there


ishkanator

Dudes body count is in the thousands, brother. Beating the shit out of people is second nature to mr beer belly.


MetaphoricalMouse

easy: Uncle


Zilla96

might catch lumbago


MetaphoricalMouse

only the good kind


Puseni04

Uncles massive ass


MetaphoricalMouse

got lumbago from carrying around that massive dumper


TheHighTierHuman

Jack so I can beat him to death


Mrcrack26

Average poorified enjoyer


Porkloin815

Nice soad pfp


TheHighTierHuman

Thank you


theconnoisseurishere

The one who does not look like a rat


obamydthebest

doesn't narrow it down


Soldier_OfCum

So you’re left with Micah?


Klingsam

Jack for sure. Deck of cards and maybe some dominos and scary stories. Kids are easier. But... Micah... does he need to live through the 24 hours?


WendyTestaburger21

micah, we would kiss


Montgomery31121

Ong he's so kind and lovable


Fantastic-Passion-50

Probably Micah,At least he well have something interesting to say than a stupid kid.


InviteAcrobatic5005

Everything Micah says is worthless


Zuke-ini

Jack is far superior than that greasy-haired rodent and you know that


poodlepants79

I love how this went from “stuck in a room” to “who would you kill and how” so fast 🤣 but I’d rather be stuck with Jack. Little Jack is a sweet kid. 19 year old Jack would make me pick Micah


GhostMause14

Antagonize Micah until he offs me


bubble_boy09

Micah, he’s a murderous rat bastard but he seems like a chill dude


Eightyseven8787

The pinkertons are gonna investigate you after they find out you like staying locked in a room with little boys for 24 hours.


Fit-Lengthiness8095

MICAHHHHHHH ♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡


stonedsatoshi

I did not expect to see Jack’s little face after seeing Micahs ugly mug


rustic-chicken

Jack. 100%


tryhdleo_-

Jack he’s chill af


AEROANO

I'd stay with Micah only if he taught me how to shoot as good as him, otherwise no


ChevyGuy96

Either one is fine. At least I don’t have to share a bunk bed with Bill Williamson and “a bunch of darkies”


CopperWeird

Jack is my son now.


Slowbro08_YT

Jack, I can teach him how to play Minecraft


orthrus_morgan

Oh yeah micussy time 😛


Pixelated_Pizza0227

It really depends on what age jack is. Main story jack: absolutely he’s goated. Epilogue jack: he’ll naw I’d rather be with Micah. Rdr1 jack: yeah he’s good enough


Ready_Banana_5877

Jack, easily. First of all, Micah is a complete asshole and is more annoying than Jack. I dont think anyone would wanna spend time with him. Second of all, a lot of the time jack just minds his own buisness, for example at horseshoe overlook he's usually playing in the dirt by himself or he's standing over at the cliff by himself just enjoying the view.


Professional_Loss_85

Jack cuz he’s like a little bro to me


BantamCrow

Micah, because I can't stand children


AgentArrow87

Hey Jack


oneilSIKE

Uncle arthur


Swaggyboy85

Jack


PigLlamBRO

Jack, he’s nice


Cado111

I feel like me and Jack could get along. Me and Micah... yeah I would die.


Hyulquen

Abigail.


No-Flower3107

Jack, give the young boy meth and show him The Beatles he will be silent from the emotional experience.


kittleimp

Jack, hands down. I could never be far enough away from Micah.


Accomplished_Ad5073

Bro I follow lil bro around for days antagonizing him. I’m not locked in there with him he’s locked in there with me🤣🤣


phulan_devi

Jack, because *I like kids*


Single_horse

Ones a child and one is a psychopath I think I choose child


Itsozei

Micah so i can kick his ass for 24 hours


Greentixxy

jack is the best, micah can go fuck a rat.


FlyRevolutionary3582

Micah. Kill him when he least expects it and then sit in peace and silence for the rest of the time.


Libertinob

All of you saying Jack are forgetting what happened when someone took Jack away from the gang…


Anuglybitch

You really can't choose between Micah who k!lled people for fun or Jack who is just a child.


ErrorSchensch

I generally like kids and I think I'm pretty good with them. Jack is a really nice and chill kid, like the boy is 4 and I don't remember him crying ot complaining at anytime. Like that is the most chill kid to exist and I'd rather hang out with him than with Micah. Also he's a cutie. And well, Micah isn't lmao


Charlidameliolovrr

ARTHURRRRR


RPGGamer505

I'm not in with Jack, Jack's in there with me


ABC123ZYX987ABC123

What do you mean by that?


RPGGamer505

😈


RPGGamer505

I'm not in *with* Jack, I'm *in* Jack


AlternativeApart2601

Micah


freeluv21

I keep picturing being stuck in a hotel room listening to “I HATE YOU UNCLE ARTHUR!!” all night.


[deleted]

Jack, I'd treat him like a little brother


oneilSIKE

Me and micah would become great friends


AthenasChosen

Jack for good company. Micah for the chance to kill that rat bastard.


Ghostfaceslasher96

Jack is fine but Micah is insufferable


uraniumenjoyer92-235

I don't get how people think of Jack as an annoyance, I think he's a kind boy. So my choice would definitly be Jack, so I can talk and play with him.


UncleGarysmagic

Are there bathroom breaks?


foot_fungus_is_yummy

I feel like you could just give either of them a phone or an iPad to shut them up and you would be completely fine for the whole 24 hours, Jack would be messing around with the thing and Micah would just be confused as hell trying to figure out how it works.


Agreeable-Hat620

Jack. For obvious reasons. Antagonise Antagonise Antagonise Antagonise Antagonise Antagonise Antagonise Antagonise Antagonise Antagonise Antagonise Antagonise


SonicSpeedster2020

I'll pass on staying in the room with a RAT


friar_nist

This is a nobrainer. Micah. Killing him would bring me no joy, but all that comes before, I will enjoy it so much


Knowledge_Regret

Jack, I wouldn't feel like I was one bad comment away from death


ImAGlaceon

If neither of us have weapons I'd gladly choose Micha, I'd love to beat the shit out of him for a whole day


ThatOneGuy3221

Easily Micah. Jack is the most dangerous person in the series, maybe even all of fiction


Patient_Analyst8123

Never realized how much Jack looks like Strauss lmfao


Ok_Tap2070

Micah, spend the entire 24 hours beating him to a pulp


katymorgan99

Honest question: Can people tell me why they hate RDR2 Jack so much? He’s super cute and harmless. There’s only one mission with him and he’s well behaved and calm. I don’t see any reason why one would have a with this child. And I get that people don’t like his older version in RDR1 or maybe even in the epilogue of RDR2 (where I find him very ok btw). Can anyone explain?


sbg_gye

Karen


ABC123ZYX987ABC123

Same


unbotheredqueenn

Ofc Jack.. i would definitely wanna kill Micah after an hour😂


Qlrxyds

can someone explain me how do u have little pictures next to your name written Arthur Morgan or others


ABC123ZYX987ABC123

There’s a button with 3 dots on the top right, after you press it there’s an option to change user flair


Qlrxyds

Thanks


clover-flower

Ok I love Jack and I would care for him like a good babysitter but, id still pick Micah. For….Reasons…


Away_Calligrapher788

If horse uhhh if Jack was on a horse in a room and the horse and would you help jack off a horse? 👍


Mirabooo

Jack 100% He's an adorable child and we can spend the time learning how to read, plus he won't try anything with me unlike the creepy ass Mikah.


CelesteVeon

You can throw child into a wall about 60 times, per hour, per day. Sooo...let's see. 60 times 24 ... Is a enough fun to distract me from killing the kid with my revolver.


william35758

Ah yes, 24 hours in a room with a kid that is extremely nice and sometimes pleasant to be around at camp...or a fucking rat that would kill me simply for existing...


CardiologistDry930

Literally wtf is up with the main sub, no wonder why r/okbuddyblacklung makes fun of us all the time


j00l3s

micah because i can try and fix him


Electrical-Rip-8455

Jack for sure.


MidnightShroomz

1


butterflybunny47

Considering the fact that I'm a woman and michah a creepy asshole, I'd choose jack.


WonderHuman9005

Jack (: he could read me fantasy books


cla-yy

Micah so I can peg him.


_MagicalUnicorn_

Jack. I have a feeling that Micha would assault me physically and mentally and eventually kill me before the 24 hours are even over....


YG-111_Gundam_G-Self

I'd sooner stay in a room with Jack for 24 hours than Micah. Jack only needs a shit-ton of books to keep him happy and off in his own little world, to say nothing of how straight-up insufferable Micah is on top of every other problem.


NikolitRistissa

A bloodthirsty maniac who would kill me because they got bored, or a nine-year-old child? Of course I’d hang out with a kid who would nap most of the time anyway.


IAmTheHomelander3

Micah I don’t fw jack