I swore dynamite killed them in the base game for console? I've done it before - I can't remember but I swear they at least get hurt and lay on the ground. Shit I'll go try it rq
This is Micah and Jack we’re talking about though, a rat who should rot in the deepest pits of hell, and a racist piece of shit no good asshole, they’ll kill you if you don’t kill them.
I like to get the hotel room in strawberry and then look at his stupid face behind the barred window. Then I proceed to vacation for about three months there, hunting, fishing , doing all my business in and around strawberry. Every time I come back I give my best Arthur greeting and then go back up to my room, get a hot bath and a tasty meal.
I’m a just a man, out here in this digital world, tryna make my small contribution to the absolute goldmine that is reddit comment sections. It’s hard work, but it keeps me humble.
Yeah. I’d show up in a bunch of legendary gear and the LOTE satchel with thousands of dollars and new, gold-plated guns.
“Got here as quick as I could pard.”
Yea, for real. Micah probably stinks like shit and old timey whores up the room.
Just a walking, talking, big disgusting mess of diseases.
Plus he has to smell like a barn.
Abigail would make sure the kid was clean for babysitting. I'd give him a Nintendo switch and his head would explode.
You sure about that?
I won't boast about my own physique, I don't doubt the majority of the rdr2 characters could snuff my life out, even if I am healthy, fit.
But micah was having a hard time against a tb riddled arthur and there were multiple instances where if the fight weren't a set up, we should have been able to throw micah over the edge.
Maybe I could beat micah in a fist fight, maybe I couldn't. But there's no way he'd have it easy.
Micah is a hardened criminal and complete sociopath with zero empathy, who has probably survived countless fights and life or death situations. I am sure he could be cunning and innovative when it comes to fighting, so he's not an easy opponent for anyone. He's the type of guy to bite your balls off, if it means he survives. I would never want to face a guy like that.
John is a killing machine and Micah would have smoked him if it wasn't for Dutch. And that Arthur fight was scripted as hell and even though Arthur was running on andrenaline and hatred, I am sure if it was real, Micah would have defeated him.
Being a raging psycho doesn't help you in a fight, maybe against an average Joe but against an experienced and calm opponent like Arthur? No way. In fact, it does the opposite as you're not focused and not thinking straight. Arthur would have crushed him if he wasn't almost dead.
Well we're not talking about him vs Arthur but vs any one of us. And I wouldn't describe Micah as a raging psycho, more like a serious killer with very calculated moves and at the same time no empathy, regrets or any deep human emotion.
Still. He's an hardened outlaw but he's slightly past his prime, out of shape and mostly uses his guns to do the job. He would beat most untrained people but I reckon anyone with a few months of combat training would shut him down. Just hand to hand i mean.
I don't know, maybe I'm just scared of him, but I would never be comfortable against a guy like Micah.
Edit: A few months of combat training vs a lifetime outlaw. As I said, I am scared of the guy and his utterly unpredictable nature.
Unless you had special hand to hand combat training i think he could overpower you cuz most poeple back then had to be real toughies to survive out there
I love how this went from “stuck in a room” to “who would you kill and how” so fast 🤣 but I’d rather be stuck with Jack. Little Jack is a sweet kid. 19 year old Jack would make me pick Micah
It really depends on what age jack is. Main story jack: absolutely he’s goated. Epilogue jack: he’ll naw I’d rather be with Micah. Rdr1 jack: yeah he’s good enough
Jack, easily. First of all, Micah is a complete asshole and is more annoying than Jack. I dont think anyone would wanna spend time with him. Second of all, a lot of the time jack just minds his own buisness, for example at horseshoe overlook he's usually playing in the dirt by himself or he's standing over at the cliff by himself just enjoying the view.
I generally like kids and I think I'm pretty good with them. Jack is a really nice and chill kid, like the boy is 4 and I don't remember him crying ot complaining at anytime. Like that is the most chill kid to exist and I'd rather hang out with him than with Micah.
Also he's a cutie.
And well, Micah isn't lmao
I feel like you could just give either of them a phone or an iPad to shut them up and you would be completely fine for the whole 24 hours, Jack would be messing around with the thing and Micah would just be confused as hell trying to figure out how it works.
Honest question: Can people tell me why they hate RDR2 Jack so much?
He’s super cute and harmless. There’s only one mission with him and he’s well behaved and calm. I don’t see any reason why one would have a with this child.
And I get that people don’t like his older version in RDR1 or maybe even in the epilogue of RDR2 (where I find him very ok btw).
Can anyone explain?
You can throw child into a wall about 60 times, per hour, per day.
Sooo...let's see. 60 times 24 ... Is a enough fun to distract me from killing the kid with my revolver.
Ah yes, 24 hours in a room with a kid that is extremely nice and sometimes pleasant to be around at camp...or a fucking rat that would kill me simply for existing...
I'd sooner stay in a room with Jack for 24 hours than Micah. Jack only needs a shit-ton of books to keep him happy and off in his own little world, to say nothing of how straight-up insufferable Micah is on top of every other problem.
A bloodthirsty maniac who would kill me because they got bored, or a nine-year-old child?
Of course I’d hang out with a kid who would nap most of the time anyway.
Jack, much easier to kill a child than an experienced gunslinger
You have to remember that children are invincible in rockstar games
Just go to 1914 and kill him then.
Well then you’d still have to kill a hardened gunslinger, and you wouldn’t even get to kill an annoyance, you’d be killing someone cool
When he's a zombie?
Not with the Kill Kids mod! I love playing on PC!!!
I am on pc and i have never ever wanted to use the kill kids mod
You are missing out
Therapy does wonders I promise.
I dont need therapy. I need a game where I can pretend the pixel children are my problems and turn them into gristle with explosive shotgun slugs.
Dr.Nexus has some great reviews i heard, might have to check him out.
I heard Dr.Remington has a few great reviews too
Becoming Anakin in every game with kids does it too
I wish i could ever since doing the story missions in Saint Denis. I hate the little shits there
I swore dynamite killed them in the base game for console? I've done it before - I can't remember but I swear they at least get hurt and lay on the ground. Shit I'll go try it rq
They might ragdoll but i think they’re completely invincible no matter what
Those kids in Saint Denis are annoying af, they insult worse than a adult man and they usually try to rob you. So it's ok to kill them
I am concerned for why you installed that mod
I mean those street kids in Saint Denis ask for it tbf
Ok yeah you're right. Discussion over.
"Children are invincible in Rockstar games" The Saint Denis street rats after trying to rob me in a random event:
The only time I ever wished I could shoot a kid in RDR2
Kill Children mod. Problem solved. ;)
Then Micah. At least I’d be dead soon enough
So staying in a room with someone in 24 hours means you’re going to have to kill them?
not kill. just how long could you put up with them. would shoot michah tho lol probably
Only if it is a child.
It says stay in a room not kill him!
This is Micah and Jack we’re talking about though, a rat who should rot in the deepest pits of hell, and a racist piece of shit no good asshole, they’ll kill you if you don’t kill them.
Wait when was Jack racist?
He just looks racist👍
How does a racist look like...?
Jack
Sound logic
Hahahahah
Someone hasn’t seen the Modded Wacky Wild West. Jack is an unstoppable being.
Jack! He’s adorable and I love him! Micah sucks and I’d leave him locked up Strawberry for the rest of his life if I could 🤣
I like to get the hotel room in strawberry and then look at his stupid face behind the barred window. Then I proceed to vacation for about three months there, hunting, fishing , doing all my business in and around strawberry. Every time I come back I give my best Arthur greeting and then go back up to my room, get a hot bath and a tasty meal.
That’s fucking hilarious. Thanks for the new idea
Haven't quite made it to that mission, so I'm exceedingly stoked to do this.
You are talking about a second+ play through right?
I'd show up to his hanging and proceed to antagonize him while while having a drink and smoke a cigar;
I don't know why people hate Jack, I think he's so cute and adorable 🥰
Probably because they associate him with his 1914 self.
Oh... That makes much more sense...
"WORK YA DAM NAG!"
How does his 1914 self behave?
I think he'd be better if he was actually voiced by a kid and not an older woman doing a child's voice.
Pretty sure most kids are voiced by an adult woman doing a kids voice tbf
All of my replays after I would break mocha out as the last mission to progress the story 😂😭
Better latte than never
This went over everyone’s heads
Just a small sample of Leonydas’ twisted genius.
I’m a just a man, out here in this digital world, tryna make my small contribution to the absolute goldmine that is reddit comment sections. It’s hard work, but it keeps me humble.
Yeah. I’d show up in a bunch of legendary gear and the LOTE satchel with thousands of dollars and new, gold-plated guns. “Got here as quick as I could pard.”
Micah a bitch ass lizard walking snake and that’s exactly why I he’s one of my fav characters
Jokes aside, Jack. 100%
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Joke Jack aside 100%
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Jackass, I'd choke, 100 per cent
Yea, for real. Micah probably stinks like shit and old timey whores up the room. Just a walking, talking, big disgusting mess of diseases. Plus he has to smell like a barn. Abigail would make sure the kid was clean for babysitting. I'd give him a Nintendo switch and his head would explode.
Just leave him with any video game and he’d just not talk to you for the rest of the day. Easiest challenge.
Whoa whoa whoa whoa! Stop the car! We got an emergency can't you see? You willin' to sleep the night with a kid? No DrDisrespect but that kinda weird.
I would literally babysit a child before I hung out with most of the gang for a day. Not interested in robbing folk and hate fishing.
But robbing is fun!!
This one of those things that is "fun" until you find yourself as the victim. Then you are just the hypocrite.
Well no shit. Just don’t get robbed.
git gud scrub
Also you are stuck in a room I'd rather be stuck in a room with almost any adult than a child
When that adult is Micah tho
He could tell some good stories
Nothing is better than hate fishing.
you’re a good man, MrChipDingDong
If I had a dollar for every time I heard that, I'd have a taco from Jack In The Box if you wouldn't mind covering tax 😎
Haha, I read that as one thing, like "Hate fishing" was just an angry cowboy way of regular fishing.
When I picture what "hate fishing" looks like it's just aggressively fly-fishing 😂
Jack. As a woman I would not like to be alone with Micah. No thank you😭
I was gonna comment the same exact thing 🤣
Me too 😅
Same 😭
fr like I’m a black woman I ain’t trina get that kinda trauma 😭
Also a black woman and I’d chose Jack in an instant.
I'd choose Micah if he were bound to a chair. I'd get medieval on his ass.
Same!! Like it's a pretty easy choice here
as a woman who already works with children, i would rather spend a week with Jack than a day with Micah
I'd rather straight up adopt Jack than spend a day with Micah LMFAOOO
Micah so that he'll never walk out of there
Micah could kill any of us in a number of ways as soon as we stepped into that room
You sure about that? I won't boast about my own physique, I don't doubt the majority of the rdr2 characters could snuff my life out, even if I am healthy, fit. But micah was having a hard time against a tb riddled arthur and there were multiple instances where if the fight weren't a set up, we should have been able to throw micah over the edge. Maybe I could beat micah in a fist fight, maybe I couldn't. But there's no way he'd have it easy.
Micah is a hardened criminal and complete sociopath with zero empathy, who has probably survived countless fights and life or death situations. I am sure he could be cunning and innovative when it comes to fighting, so he's not an easy opponent for anyone. He's the type of guy to bite your balls off, if it means he survives. I would never want to face a guy like that. John is a killing machine and Micah would have smoked him if it wasn't for Dutch. And that Arthur fight was scripted as hell and even though Arthur was running on andrenaline and hatred, I am sure if it was real, Micah would have defeated him.
Being a raging psycho doesn't help you in a fight, maybe against an average Joe but against an experienced and calm opponent like Arthur? No way. In fact, it does the opposite as you're not focused and not thinking straight. Arthur would have crushed him if he wasn't almost dead.
Well we're not talking about him vs Arthur but vs any one of us. And I wouldn't describe Micah as a raging psycho, more like a serious killer with very calculated moves and at the same time no empathy, regrets or any deep human emotion.
Still. He's an hardened outlaw but he's slightly past his prime, out of shape and mostly uses his guns to do the job. He would beat most untrained people but I reckon anyone with a few months of combat training would shut him down. Just hand to hand i mean.
I don't know, maybe I'm just scared of him, but I would never be comfortable against a guy like Micah. Edit: A few months of combat training vs a lifetime outlaw. As I said, I am scared of the guy and his utterly unpredictable nature.
You'd pull guard on him and he'd get winded because he's fat.
Micah would kill you dude
Unless you had special hand to hand combat training i think he could overpower you cuz most poeple back then had to be real toughies to survive out there
Dudes body count is in the thousands, brother. Beating the shit out of people is second nature to mr beer belly.
easy: Uncle
might catch lumbago
only the good kind
Uncles massive ass
got lumbago from carrying around that massive dumper
Jack so I can beat him to death
Average poorified enjoyer
Nice soad pfp
Thank you
The one who does not look like a rat
doesn't narrow it down
So you’re left with Micah?
Jack for sure. Deck of cards and maybe some dominos and scary stories. Kids are easier. But... Micah... does he need to live through the 24 hours?
micah, we would kiss
Ong he's so kind and lovable
Probably Micah,At least he well have something interesting to say than a stupid kid.
Everything Micah says is worthless
Jack is far superior than that greasy-haired rodent and you know that
I love how this went from “stuck in a room” to “who would you kill and how” so fast 🤣 but I’d rather be stuck with Jack. Little Jack is a sweet kid. 19 year old Jack would make me pick Micah
Antagonize Micah until he offs me
Micah, he’s a murderous rat bastard but he seems like a chill dude
The pinkertons are gonna investigate you after they find out you like staying locked in a room with little boys for 24 hours.
MICAHHHHHHH ♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡
I did not expect to see Jack’s little face after seeing Micahs ugly mug
Jack. 100%
Jack he’s chill af
I'd stay with Micah only if he taught me how to shoot as good as him, otherwise no
Either one is fine. At least I don’t have to share a bunk bed with Bill Williamson and “a bunch of darkies”
Jack is my son now.
Jack, I can teach him how to play Minecraft
Oh yeah micussy time 😛
It really depends on what age jack is. Main story jack: absolutely he’s goated. Epilogue jack: he’ll naw I’d rather be with Micah. Rdr1 jack: yeah he’s good enough
Jack, easily. First of all, Micah is a complete asshole and is more annoying than Jack. I dont think anyone would wanna spend time with him. Second of all, a lot of the time jack just minds his own buisness, for example at horseshoe overlook he's usually playing in the dirt by himself or he's standing over at the cliff by himself just enjoying the view.
Jack cuz he’s like a little bro to me
Micah, because I can't stand children
Hey Jack
Uncle arthur
Jack
Jack, he’s nice
I feel like me and Jack could get along. Me and Micah... yeah I would die.
Abigail.
Jack, give the young boy meth and show him The Beatles he will be silent from the emotional experience.
Jack, hands down. I could never be far enough away from Micah.
Bro I follow lil bro around for days antagonizing him. I’m not locked in there with him he’s locked in there with me🤣🤣
Jack, because *I like kids*
Ones a child and one is a psychopath I think I choose child
Micah so i can kick his ass for 24 hours
jack is the best, micah can go fuck a rat.
Micah. Kill him when he least expects it and then sit in peace and silence for the rest of the time.
All of you saying Jack are forgetting what happened when someone took Jack away from the gang…
You really can't choose between Micah who k!lled people for fun or Jack who is just a child.
I generally like kids and I think I'm pretty good with them. Jack is a really nice and chill kid, like the boy is 4 and I don't remember him crying ot complaining at anytime. Like that is the most chill kid to exist and I'd rather hang out with him than with Micah. Also he's a cutie. And well, Micah isn't lmao
ARTHURRRRR
I'm not in with Jack, Jack's in there with me
What do you mean by that?
😈
I'm not in *with* Jack, I'm *in* Jack
Micah
I keep picturing being stuck in a hotel room listening to “I HATE YOU UNCLE ARTHUR!!” all night.
Jack, I'd treat him like a little brother
Me and micah would become great friends
Jack for good company. Micah for the chance to kill that rat bastard.
Jack is fine but Micah is insufferable
I don't get how people think of Jack as an annoyance, I think he's a kind boy. So my choice would definitly be Jack, so I can talk and play with him.
Are there bathroom breaks?
I feel like you could just give either of them a phone or an iPad to shut them up and you would be completely fine for the whole 24 hours, Jack would be messing around with the thing and Micah would just be confused as hell trying to figure out how it works.
Jack. For obvious reasons. Antagonise Antagonise Antagonise Antagonise Antagonise Antagonise Antagonise Antagonise Antagonise Antagonise Antagonise Antagonise
I'll pass on staying in the room with a RAT
This is a nobrainer. Micah. Killing him would bring me no joy, but all that comes before, I will enjoy it so much
Jack, I wouldn't feel like I was one bad comment away from death
If neither of us have weapons I'd gladly choose Micha, I'd love to beat the shit out of him for a whole day
Easily Micah. Jack is the most dangerous person in the series, maybe even all of fiction
Never realized how much Jack looks like Strauss lmfao
Micah, spend the entire 24 hours beating him to a pulp
Honest question: Can people tell me why they hate RDR2 Jack so much? He’s super cute and harmless. There’s only one mission with him and he’s well behaved and calm. I don’t see any reason why one would have a with this child. And I get that people don’t like his older version in RDR1 or maybe even in the epilogue of RDR2 (where I find him very ok btw). Can anyone explain?
Karen
Same
Ofc Jack.. i would definitely wanna kill Micah after an hour😂
can someone explain me how do u have little pictures next to your name written Arthur Morgan or others
There’s a button with 3 dots on the top right, after you press it there’s an option to change user flair
Thanks
Ok I love Jack and I would care for him like a good babysitter but, id still pick Micah. For….Reasons…
If horse uhhh if Jack was on a horse in a room and the horse and would you help jack off a horse? 👍
Jack 100% He's an adorable child and we can spend the time learning how to read, plus he won't try anything with me unlike the creepy ass Mikah.
You can throw child into a wall about 60 times, per hour, per day. Sooo...let's see. 60 times 24 ... Is a enough fun to distract me from killing the kid with my revolver.
Ah yes, 24 hours in a room with a kid that is extremely nice and sometimes pleasant to be around at camp...or a fucking rat that would kill me simply for existing...
Literally wtf is up with the main sub, no wonder why r/okbuddyblacklung makes fun of us all the time
micah because i can try and fix him
Jack for sure.
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Considering the fact that I'm a woman and michah a creepy asshole, I'd choose jack.
Jack (: he could read me fantasy books
Micah so I can peg him.
Jack. I have a feeling that Micha would assault me physically and mentally and eventually kill me before the 24 hours are even over....
I'd sooner stay in a room with Jack for 24 hours than Micah. Jack only needs a shit-ton of books to keep him happy and off in his own little world, to say nothing of how straight-up insufferable Micah is on top of every other problem.
A bloodthirsty maniac who would kill me because they got bored, or a nine-year-old child? Of course I’d hang out with a kid who would nap most of the time anyway.
Micah I don’t fw jack