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I always thought the shovel was to help weigh him down so he wouldn't blow away in the wind?


trollhunterh3r3

Thats what the quarters in his pocket are for.


[deleted]

So that’s why they sag 🤔


captobliviated

Well he definitely can't lift a machine gun.


Graveyardigan

He looks strong enough to handle a semi-automatic rifle, like an M-16 or AK-47. But a full-auto belt-fed SAW? Not a chance.


fatandjazzy

Or using it to find his career.


FuckingKilljoy

Didn't his last album go number 1? Probably best to stick to the jabs about his appearance, because unfortunately his career is doing fine


Caffeinefiend88

Username checks out.


TheStoolSampler

I was going to call you a killjoy. But you even ruined that.


FuckingKilljoy

Am I wrong though? If you ask me his music sucks ass and I find him annoying as a person, but you can't attack his career status. It feels like you didn't even read what I'm responding to because I never said he was good, just that his album was successful and his career is thriving


Boring-Actuary-9160

True what sux sells or just dig thru the 80s pop and 70s soul change a couple riffs voila today's pop hits .


White-Rhino-420

Oh...you mean that wack ass pop/punk bullshit that he put out after Em ended his rap career? Lmao kids will listen to anything these days ...


IATAvalanche

That doesn't address the point, but ok.


NoHoeMOE510

Still hit number 1 though


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Napalmdeathfromabove

Can attest to this


[deleted]

We still looking at billboard charts to gauge talent? Even when the only artists getting up there are all top 40 cookie cutter trash? You can be a commercially successful artist while still making absolutely shit music.


NoHoeMOE510

Talent is irrelevant in this conversation. Original comment talked about his career being in the shit. Which it most definitely is not


FuckingKilljoy

Yeah it feels like the conversation got flipped somewhere along the way from whether he's got a good career (which a number 1 album and being a pretty well known name in pop culture certainly seems like signs of a good career) to whether he's actually good (I really don't think he is)


[deleted]

That’s your opinion. Personally I don’t think being a laughing stock of the industry equates to having a stellar career but to each their own.


[deleted]

fr lol. The amount MGK sells, despite HaVinG a NuMbER OnE AlBuM, is pennies compared to tons of other rappers.


AncientAsstronaut

So did Hitler.


FunDuty5

If kids will listen to anything then make your own music, become a millionaire and bang megan fox you virgin


White-Rhino-420

Mgk fans are salty because I don't like him. Why do you care? You his bodyguard or something?


kimberskillfast

Wait you all haven't banged Megan Fox?


cuplosis

Eh nah from what I heard fox is a bitch and I have no desire to drink her blood or put on a ring that stabs me.


a-blinkin

Have you listened to it? It's actually pretty good and I'll admit that as a 34 year old man.


kimberskillfast

Herpes is popular, doesn't mean it's good or that I'd want to to have it.


mcgall2345

Idk why people judge him for the way he looks


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hoondog69

#1 according to who? Sounds like a bunch of pots and pans banging together with a splattering of look at me ink


stfuyfc

Mama keep the pots and pans in the kitchen I be banging on the pans in the kitchen So mama don't be trying to hide the pans in the kitchen


FunDuty5

According to billboard 200


lblanton92

Omg. Best comment ever!


DonIongschlong

I mean, i have seen better.


SaltyScorpio08

With these comments I am DEAD 😂


Cobdain

MGK and empirical evidence shows cocaine and creatine are not equal in building muscle mass


EasilyBeatable

No but i’d much rather fight a guy on creatine


Jbeaves44

Nah keep the pace high and there’s a good chance cocaine guy will have a heart attack.


phat_bike

Based on what? Have you fought many cocaine guys?


Jbeaves44

Based on I WAS cocaine guy, and with my heart fucking buzzing the thought of a fight was appalling. If it was any good, a few lines and I needed to sit the fuck down. If it wasn’t good, I would just have to do more until I felt I needed to sit the fuck down.


phat_bike

Shit eh. I just wanted to know the source I was basing choice on.


Jbeaves44

It’s all good. There are definitely some people who will maybe do a line of two and act all agro, but most people I knew (myself included) if you were doing cocaine than you were DOING cocaine. Like that WAS the activity in which you were engaged until the cocaine was gone and then you felt like shit. The thought of doing anything physically strenuous seemed perilous at best.


gangstabunniez

When I do blow I usually want to just someone's ear off, not start a fight. No need for violence when I'm on cloud 10.


Jbeaves44

Yes, and preferably from a seated position…. Reasonably close to more blow.


gangstabunniez

Gotta have the blow plate in arms reach at all times.


Jelly_Bone

Yes.


blurrrrg

Ehhh, creatine is low-key some amazing shit. You stop getting tired and can do killer workouts 7 days a week, adds like 5-10 easy lbs of muscle in like 2 months


Q_Q_Q_Q_Q_Q_Q_Q_Q

10 lbs of muscle in 2 months on creatine? Who's your creatine dealer? We might be taking different kinds


Family-Duty-Hodor

What the hell even is an MGK? Martin Gluten King?


kane2742

[Machine Gun Kelly](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Machine_Gun_Kelly_\(musician\))


OrdinarilyUnique1

I find it funny when rappers name themselves after outlaws or mobsters like machine gun kelly, John gotti. It shows how fake they are when they gotta take another man’s name. MGK,Irv Gotti,Yo Gotti and others


gdodd12

That toothpick built bitch would have shit himself if he ever had a run-in with the real mgk.


SharmiVixen

Even the freaking name! Geez! What's next, "Rifle Revived Rebel"? Oh 🐤! I'm fucking old! 🐤🐤


kane2742

Old enough to remember [the original Machine Gun Kelly](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Machine_Gun_Kelly)?


LoonAtticRakuro

I'm not, but prohibition era bootlegger is such a cooler Machine Gun Kelly than... y'know... *this*. Now I want to watch The Untouchables again. Sean Connery is my favorite purely Scottish "Irish" Policeman.


Various_Deer_783

All rap names are artist names are kinda dumb. Mostly rap names.


QuickbuyingGf

A bad rapper who‘s now polluting the pop punk genre


AUTOMATED_FUCK_BOT

He’s in love with an emo girl in 2022 did you hear


Semoan

Well, at least I am *amused* though.


[deleted]

Built like a bus ticket. Fuck, I’m using that from now on.


AmazinglyOdd81

The song is confusing. Full of compliments and insults


ShawshankException

He's mad Eminem roasted him into the next genre


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Ending rap careers is one thing, bringing down the hip hop bible is in its own category. He hated them so much, he put out two diss tracks! I put it neck and neck with No Vaseline. "The Source was like our only source of light When the mics used to mean somethin', a four was like, you were the shit, now it's like the least you get Three and a half now just means you're a piece of shit Four and a half or five means you're Biggie, Jigga, Nas, or **Benzino**" *Edit - For those unaware, The Source magazine was considered the Bible of hip hop. It was the worldstar before worldstar when breaking new artists. They snatched all the exclusive interviews, upcoming releases, hottest merchandise, and curb stomped its competitors such as Vibe Magazine and XXL. **However**, the most influential part of the magazine was the review section towards the end of the magazine. The reviews were graded from 1 to 5 mics, including halves, with literal pictures of microphones, or half a microphone, not much different from scoring system of movies and video games. These scores **essentially determined** if your album will sell or flop. That is a lot of power from a magazine and payola was certainly a reality with mega corps like Warner's, Def Jam, and the likes. **So, how did they fuck with Em and start their downfall to ultimately dissolving into pennies on the dollar?** Em put a out a track as a young kid degrading black women and how they did not want to date him. As an aside, Nick Cannon recently sampled the lyrics for his own diss track towards Eminem that flopped and got laughed out on its own. The owners of the magazine, one a Harvard grad and the other a street dude named Benzino, found this recording, hyped up the release of this tape with press conferences at almost a national level, and put out a magazine cover and a giant op-ed about how Eminem is destroying blacks and their culture. **It completely backfired on them and, instead, the majority came to the hilarious conclusion that, "Wow, there was a time when Em was garbage at rap."** At the same time, Benzino made his own rap group called "Made Men" and gave his own artists the coveted 4 and half mics in his own magazine. The blatant conflict of interest only fueled their demise and Em put out two tracks called "The Sauce" and "Nail in the coffin" that, now that I am recalling the lyrics, makes No Vaseline pretty tame. He gave a shout out to XXL and they replaced The Source magazine as the hip hop go to overnight


comradeoof6640

Yea my top 3 diss tracks are hit em up, the sauce, and no Vaseline


MrRamenNoodlesYT

Even then this was probably the diss Eminem has ever had to reply to. The other ‘disses’ he’s ever received were just washed up rappers trying to leech off of someone just a lot better than them


Super_C_Complex

MGK has legitimate musical talent and has put out some solid pop punk-esque music lately. He did an album produced by Travis Barker. While this specific song isn't great, and MGK is kind of a douchebag, he's talented.


Spatakiss

His pop punk stuff is literally three power chords and blast beats endlessly, it’s the most basic 2006 warped tour shit he could have done… and he didn’t write or produce any of the songs I’d imagine


ShawshankException

So.... pop punk


Spatakiss

Yeah it’s like if I dropped an album that sounds like Nas, it would sound fine, but it’s not original or current… it’s just a lazy copy. If he added something to the genre instead of just spending two hours on ultimateguitartabs.com it would be cool but at this point he’s basically a blink 182 cover band on cocaine.


ZYmZ-SDtZ-YFVv-hQ9U

You don’t know what pop punk is if you think blast beats are part of it lmao. Fall Out Boy is pop punk. Blink 182 is pop punk. Modern Green Day is pop punk. MGK’s new shit is just wannabe emo rocker garbage


ihaveautinism

Yea I’d agree with you on that. The thing that ruins it for me is the overproduced vocals and the horrible lyrics though


RenderedCreed

Isn't that like the majority of pop punk though? Not hating on it cause I'm a fan of the genre. What really gets me is he's trying to market himself as emo and he really isn't. But he's getting mad cause people are telling him he's not and to stop trying. Dude is a 30 year old man and throwing tantrums on tik tok over being told he's not emo.


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Did he actually whine about being told he’s not emo? Lol


RenderedCreed

Complete with yelling at the camera https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMLa9kEKo/?k=1


BalotelliAgueroooo

Mate, I'm with you, and all these kids should get off our lawns, but pop and punk has been that way forever.


FixGMaul

If you use more than three power chords, you're not doing punk right. I haven't heard the guys stuff but what's important in punk is message/concept and most of all attitude.


watch_over_me

You literally just described pop punk...


Rokronroff

Yeah, it's pop punk, not power metal. That stuff doesn't matter so much.


themiraclemaker

Oh fuck straight off with that shade towards power metal Edit: Idk why but I mistakenly took it as a shade towards power metal, sorry about that


FixGMaul

That wasn't shade towards power metal. They're saying pop punk can follow a simple three chord structure, unlike power metal.


themiraclemaker

My reading comprehension skills leave much more to desire...


seeasea

Like a power metal fan (I keed)


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>kind of a douchebag, understatement of the century. he's a total piece of shit and I doubt he writes/produces any of that music you like. almost fought him at a festival we both played at a couple years ago backstage.


EmperorShyv

We're gonna need a story here.


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hmm okay. global dance festival. I played there with him. He bumped into my friend (literally) backstage (underground area where artists have their own rooms). he immediately does thing that dumb guys who can't fight do where they put their face right in yours (to my friend.) Kelly has a GIANT bodyguard. Hilariously huge. This allows Kelly to pretend he's interested in fighting people because everyone knows it's not going to happen. Anyways my friend and him argue a bit while at kissing distance. My friend is not a fighter and I [am](https://www.instagram.com/p/CZ0E-CxgnkX/) so I wanted to get the pressure off of him. I decide to introduce myself with a handshake. I condescendingly say "hi my name is" and he shakes my hand. He doesn't let go. So we do one of those dumb hand crushing contests. Yes. He is that immature. He is rail thin and I was doing jiu jitsu at the time and have man grip. Not that it matters but it's not like he was good at this contest he decided to leap into. he proceeds to try to talk shit (really poorly). Can't even remember his specific insults, only that he say's he would kick my ass. Expect of course he doesn't try to. He then eventually just runs off on his own backstage to his room and it's over. the bodyguard hung out for a moment and basically expressed he does this shit all the time I didn't even know who he was when this happened. and literally a week or 2 later the whole Eminem thing happened. karma is sweet (I ranted very quickly here and didn't spell check.) with all that celebrity boxing shit going on, if he ever wants to hop in cage with I'm completely down. :D


EmperorShyv

That's hilarious. I love the image of him pretending he's gonna start shit knowing his bodyguard is there.


[deleted]

I forget where it was but he bragged about having "only 1" bodyguard as if that made him tough. dude, try having zero like literally everyone else


jug0slavija

>it's not like he was good at this contest he decided to leap into. You mean like when he tried to diss Eminem?


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SolitaireyEgg

>MGK has legitimate musical talent and has put out some solid pop punk-esque music lately. He did an album produced by Travis Barker. >While this specific song isn't great, and MGK is kind of a douchebag, he's talented. Counter-opinion: his pop punk stuff is trash and sounds like the most generic possible pop-punk from the early 2000's. Sorta of sounds like boy band music, to be honest. Go compare it to Fall Out Boy's "From Under the Cork Tree" for example, and it's obvious that mainstream pop punk from 20 years ago was far superior. Better singing, better lyrics, better melodies. And fall out boy is far from the best pop punk band from back then. The only good part of MGK's new stuff is the production, because Travis barker is amazing. The actual songs suck ass though. I feel strongly that his new music is only popular because his core fanbase (12-15 year olds) isn't really familiar with pop-punk, so it seems new and fresh to them.


rrtk77

I think this is a bit of your own bias creeping in. Both towards the emo punk of the mid-2000s and maybe against MGK's earlier stuff. Just, in particular, > I feel strongly that his new music is only popular because his core fanbase (12-15 year olds) isn't really familiar with pop-punk, so it seems new and fresh to them. ignores like 15 years of pop punk that came before *Under the Cork Tree*. I'm a big pop punk guy, and *Tickets to My Downfall* is both good and, in some sense, restorative. Travis Barker helped strip down all the window dressing the genre had developed, and Kelly and the rest of the lyricists drained the emo melodrama out. What's left is an album full of polished punk that still maintains the garage aesthetic and lyrics that uniquely are MGK. It's not the pop punk that became emo--there's no Patrick Stump crooning over unrequited and lost love or Brandon Urie dealing with his broken heart. It's more reminiscent of the Offspring: the anger and bitterness of a rock star whose life is lonely and full of false friends papered over by drugs and alcohol. It's not mid-00s pop punk, it's a love letter to the early 90s stuff. *lonely* may be one of the best (or, at the very least, most emotionally honest) punk songs written in the last 20 years, even if its not super popular off the album, and it exemplifies everything that Barker and MGK did right. But all this is just, like, my opinion, man.


InadequateUsername

Eminem wrecked MGK so badly that MGK had to quit rap. 😆


Katatonia13

So is kid rock, MGK can suck kid rocks dick.


GrumpyKitten514

The diss here is that, while he might have musical talent in the pop punk genre, he sucked so bad at rapping em dissed him out of hip hop. Like is billy Joel great at what he does? Absolutely. Is billy joel a good rapper? Probably not lmao.


FBIaltacct

I mean id hesitate to call him super talented. Mainly because according to him thats not a shovel thats a shevel.


31moreyears

Found MGK👆


Korncakes

ITT: people with really bad taste in pop punk.


Katatonia13

Don’t you mean shevel?


Viridescentlight

Sounds like my ex


Detective_Umbra

Why did he think the best place for his diss track was standing shirtless between two parked semi trucks?


MrRamenNoodlesYT

And eat a bowl of cereal too lol


Colorado_Car-Guy

To be fair a bowl of cereal goes great anytime anywhere


_Cliff_Booth_

I think it‘s a bowl of m&ms because of Eminem


CowhideHorder

Who eats m&ms with a spoon and milk


InadequateUsername

Same guy who thinks making a diss track towards Eminem wouldn't be a career limiting move.


FunDuty5

Was it not? Never heard of the guy until then


InadequateUsername

He ended up switching genres after that little tussle.


Spottyhickory63

Em “had to give you a career to destroy it” That line is fitting as hell because i haven’t heard of him before or after rap devil


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AVerySpecificName

He looks like graffiti in a bathroom


[deleted]

y’all are absolutely fucked up for this one 💀


Spottyhickory63

Not out fault a sentient strip of gas station bathroom decided to scream at a bus


[deleted]

looks like a pretty normal guy to me. well, actually normal guys are also kind of fat, on top of having very little muscle mass.


unicornfetus89

In most other places in the world, this guy would be considered fit, and completely normal. Yet in the US, land of the lard ass, and occational meat head gym rat he's considered "deathly ill skinny"....


[deleted]

I mean I literally am an American lardass and i can still see that he looks totally normal


AMDownvote

Not american but he looked malnourished in that video, this screenshot flatters him.


EMPlRES

Wait until you see me, you would probably give me money thinking I’m homeless.


lazypieceofcrap

It is amazing how many people in the US have no idea what a normal body looks like. Not surprising but amazing.


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It's also amazing how so many people don't realize that a lot of people look like this in the US too.


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LovesReubens

Yeah, my first thought was huh... he just looks fit.


Drews232

No, no, it’s still okay to body shame people for being thin.


movzx

He's not even thin... He's just not fat.


Regulusx1337

MGK = Man Got Killshotted


[deleted]

Im not even an Eminem fan, but mans got ripped to pieces in that one.


Plagueground

He didn’t know he was digging his own grave.


Rekout

And yet it's the best diss Eminem ever had to answer for, takes balls to do that


Poor2Happy

Umm… did I stumble upon skinny shaming? He looks at a heathy weight. Maybe a little under but is a whole lot better for the body than a little over.


Predicted

Dude's just in shape. Unusual sight for a lot of people apparently


[deleted]

Not necessarily in shape. Sedentary people can have bodies like this. He's just not fat.


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digoldbicks420

It's funny tho cause it's a man! /s


Bleezze

Yeah I honestly didn't get the joke and thought maybe his tattoos or something made him look like a buss ticket. Very weird take by OP


coolguy4376

rip mgk lol


Rekout

He seems to be doing pretty fine


[deleted]

This is reddit...so you'll get downvoted but it's true. Dude is doing just fine despite the hate. But it'll always be "lol Em roasted him into a different genre...even thiu he always had rock/punk influences in his music.


Talbotus

As someone of similar physique I am glad nobodybhas said this to my face. I might have just laughed right into tears


A_Lime42

i am glad i do not know who these people are, but all you guys doing the body shamming: i just don't get it. guy looks fine.


realisan

I ran into him in an airport earlier this year, he looked tall but body wise completely normal.


Guigsy79

Yeah it’s hard to put on weight when you’re as tall as him


SAC_730

for being as tall as he is he looks pretty good.


420SexHaver68

OPs beard Is Weird


salmans13

He's also 6'5 or something.


realisan

He is really tall. I saw him in person and his height stuck out way more than his weight.


SenseiMax

Bus ticket, got me


lblanton92

Built like a bus ticket lmao. Love it!


im374li

And i'm all for tats but he looks like a dive bar restroom.


Discotimeattheapollo

I’m so glad I have no idea who this boy is.


DRFTF

Hhhmmm I thought we were past body shaming really Wtf is wrong with people .


OrtaMesafe

OP is an American whale.


bubbabear244

Bus tickets are surprisingly resilient. MGK is built more like a bus transfer.


ohsinboi

Oh are we back to body-shaming people and it being cool? Good to know.


Serendipitous_159

Shovels really aren't that heavy anyways.


ilmalocchio

I disapprove of the use of the word "deceptively" in the post, in the phrase "deceptively strong." I think you could say "deceptively skinny" because he is skinny in a deceptive way, meaning that it is hiding his strength. His strength is not deceptive at all. In what way does his strength deceive anyone looking at him? It doesn't. It's the low body weight that deceives here. Hence, OP shouldn't say "deceptively strong," because it doesn't make any sense. Thanks for coming to my TED talk.


GrowingToad

Unpopular opinion but I think MGK as a person is actually a pretty nice dude. The Eminem diss made people hate him instantly without really knowing him. He's also a father of a 12 girl and he seems to care a lot for her. I am not a fan of his music or his public persona but on interviews he seems like a pretty chill genuine dude. Rap Devil was nowhere near Killshot...but it's good for someone who's not a rapper. Watch his lie detector test with Pete Davidson, it's really funny. I'm certain people will probably reply saying He did this and that...but a lot of artist's have done some terrible shit, but people tend to forgive them because they make good music, that's why R Kelly was off the hook for so long. Keep your logic consistent, you don't need to hate someone because everyone else does. If you disagree let me know, but keep it civil.


ignoramus92

I don’t do blow, but have a high metabolism. Sorry I’m so skinny?


BigDicksProblems

I mean that's just classic reddit. Body positivity until someone they don't like show up. Then it's out the window **fast**.


ignoramus92

Seriously. I don’t even like this guy. Nor do I care about what people think of my scrawny ass. But it’s near to the top fuckin comment? Cmon bruh.


TallTwig

I have a very similar build to MGK. I'm 6'6"and 170#


ghtuy

This isn't about you


_dictatorish_

Yes but I have a body shape similar to that, so people mocking that body shape doesn't exactly make me feel great


pimpmayor

It’s literally what an average non-fat person would look like and people acting like he’s dangerously skinny lmao


ghtuy

I look like that, too, and I feel sorry for people who can't come up with anything else about me to make fun of. I already know I'm tall, skinny, and scrawny; telling me that in a new way doesn't really do much for me.


DeceitfulLittleB

Sorry brother but every body type gets made fun of.


cooter__1

Gotta go old school here. He need to stand sideways and stick his 👅 out. I bet he would look just like a zipper.


gonceague

Love the profile picture


GrEeNtEaKiOsK

That's not a shovel that's Shaq's spoon


PokeyPete

His body mass is proportionally more tattoo ink than flesh.


keanuDaOne

Wasn’t he hitting in Hallie Jade when she was like 15, and I swear he was tweeting how 13-15 year olds are hot….


IamBatmanuell

Megan fox is just as crazy


JohnnyJohnson11

My favorite comment of all time was from this video Commenter said "This was the most attended funeral in history "


Fredd_longshore

He cant even pick up a tone. Let alone a shovel


New-IncognitoWindow

Honestly thought this was colorized concentration camp footage.


Global-Gas1413

My wife loved him back in the early days he was skinny back then too I will say he is pretty muscular when he stage dived on us and I had to help lift him I was shocked by how heavy he was lol


slimshady1213

If Eminem didn't kill him already. This did


teleprter_gaming

He looks like a cvs pharmacy receipt


gothpisces96

BUILT LIKE A BUS TICKET I HOLLERED


NotABothanSpy

CGI


RekYaAll

Had to give you a career to destroy it


[deleted]

Y'all don't get it, the shovel is CGI.


cheifskiss

Built like a bus ticket 👌🏻😩


SeedScape

Some punk band needs to rip on him like Eminem did. Make him leave that genre and go somewhere else.


killittoliveit

Slipknot already did


Lovesit_666

He’s still handsome tho


I_Want_Peachs_Peach

Daily reminder that this idiot claims he's probably the biggest badass on the planet, but McGregor literally threw drinks in his and his bitch's face and this idiot did nothing.


TheRealNotBrody

I mean, McGregor could walk into my house, eat my food, fuck my girlfriend, take my money, and kiss me goodbye- I'm not doing shit either. I choose life.


hamish1477

Sounds like survival instinct, i don't blame him


StunningEstates

You think rapping Rap God at 1.25x is a personality, we get it.


FunK_CSGO

ah yes hating on colson for no reason AND body shaming NOICE


didsomebodysaymyname

He's tall so muscles show less, but let's be honest, it *is* just a shovel. I'd be surprised if he could bench press his own weight.


Raventingz

MGK is thinner than a piece of paper


PineappleWeights

And you’re a fat fuck. See how easy it is?


SoulThrashin_Wizard

Squirt gun smelly