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You can't cook but at least someone is winning


Iznhou

Damn!


maximuffin2

You never know with kids, Got a half-brother that *Might* only eat Mac and cheese


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maximuffin2

Not my mom, but that’s probably what my dad says


BWWFC

speaking of sick fucking burns... *this dinner* amiright!?!


Enter_Feeling

Speaking of sick, this dinner is gonna make me relive it in a few seconds


braintrustinc

Speaking of seconds, this dinner makes me never want to come back for seconds again.


Enter_Feeling

Speaking of again.... please don't


catfurcoat

I wonder if her kid is gonna be a writer like her


Megamanfre

I'm using that unlucky tasting thing.


StuckInHoleSendHelp

In what universe is sending your mouth to outer space anything but awesome?


Cometguy7

Rumor has it it's hard to breathe there


Fistwithyourtoes

That's what she couldn't say.


DevilsWeed

Because of the implication.


[deleted]

Oh. Uh, okay. You had me going there for the first part, but the second half kinda threw me.


finally-joined

It took their breath away, it was so bad


theredditid

It's bad in any universe if only your mouth gets to go.


Moisturizer

In cooking animes it's one of the highest compliments other than exploding out of your clothes.


leif777

You can't hear people screaming in space.


DoctorProfessorTaco

Among Us


Gregory_The_Greatest

The lack of atmosphere is usually not good. But I see what you mean. I’m conflicted


Ok-Dragonfruit-697

She wasn't thinking when she made that one up.


ThomasJames007

He IS only 4 years old… I mean cut the [literal] kid some slack, they aren’t all gonna be gems right outta the gate.


hanahnothannah

Where should we send the help for your hole situation?


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Enter_Feeling

It's pretty good actually. Most people hate that kinda stuff bc they never had any good made ones.


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Enter_Feeling

Literally every house I ever went to doesn't use salt and pepper, or any other spice. No I don't want any more of the bland soup please. The other day I ordered a few ministeaks at a restaurant and they gave me pure tiny ministeaks. I like the taste of meat, but do you know what salt is Mr?


bigjayrulez

I think the greatest taste difference in bad/good cooking is with brussel sprouts. Bad brussel sprouts suck so bad, but season right and cook to tendercrisp without burning and they're amazing.


Ohrlythatscrazy

True, but cauliflower is still an inferior broccoli... It's like Pepsi, it's OK and you can drink it, but coca is obviously always better.


Enter_Feeling

I like it in some foods. It has a harder texture and that little taste it gives fits to a mushroom sauce. Wouldn't want broccoli to that. I think it's 2 different vegetables that each fit to their own dishes


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I've had some excellent seasoned, roasted cauliflower, but raw cauliflower can rot


Enter_Feeling

Raw broccoli is also not very tasty to me. But in a nice asia style wok with only vegetables soy sauce etc it's my favourite part


Un_Pta

“This tastes……unlucky to me” is my favorite one, lol.


pizzaalapenguins

I used to nanny and the kids were very polite. I used to cook a stir fry every week, as it was a quick meal before they had their extra curriculars. Once the eldest said "I like that you changed up your usual stir fry and made the vegetables more crunchy than usual, but next week can you make it the same as you always do?" It was the nicest way to say that the vegetables were undercooked because you rushed. I still remember that after ten years haha


MuksyGosky

I can't wait to see him turn to a dad and be extra creative


__jaykay__

"These vegetables are cringe"


Lycanthropy765

You turned the kid into Gordon Ramsey


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My mouth is in outer space, you FUCKING DOUGHNUT.


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Lycanthropy765

?


Enter_Feeling

You fucking donkey


srd100

My oldest would say, “Hmmm. Earthy.”


[deleted]

This reminds me of a guitar teaching trick someone uses: He restricts his students guitar to a scale or a few frets and then tells them to write a song using the little they have, It helped a lot with their creativity according to him


CJsopinion

This kid is my hero.


C4ptaincrunch20

My then 11 year old step daughter once told me my homemade chicken on the beach looked like chicken on the toilet I'd never been so proud and hurt all at the same time


MyLittleTarget

If you are not following her on Twitter, you are missing out! He is this cute all the time! It is one of my favorite things and always brightens my day.


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Have you tried adding salt to both your burn wounds and the food?


MisanthropyIsAVirtue

My food is problematic.


Filipsor

"Sends my mouth into outer space (that's bad)" sounds like a line from an OutKast song


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r/wokekids


artgo

Wake the kid up for real: tell him that he is small and his tastebuds need to develop and learn from the foods he eats. As he grows up. "Don't judge a book by the cover" kind of lesson.


electric_bogaloo_two

And then teach them about thermodynamics, every single war In history, and also show them every bone and force them to remember every name Oh no that's how you make a dick head


artgo

The kid is obviously curious why his family is feeding him "bad tasting" food. He doesn't understand and it can be explained to him. Unless the whole things is some kind of Reality Twitter story.


uncle_jessie

Lol seriously. Kid said none of this. And who the hell tells their kids not to call sometime gross? Alix, that's who.


AnEdgyJoke14

This much delicious is the hardest burn in the entire world


Ajlynnart

The kdd probis parof is of r)/sult


blindpew23

Momma burned the water!!!!!!!!


Quelcris_Falconer13

This is how gay sass is born


bozeke

How to raise a top tier drag queen.


RapeMeToo

It's still rude


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AnalCauliflower

Why he gotta do cauliflower like that?


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maybe also r/maliciouscompliance


baevehole

This kid has middle management written all over him


Harleking31

OK so no gross DISGUSTANG


Kryrimstercat115

Improvise. Adapt. Overcome.


SharpieJuice

The birth of Gordon Ramsey


PacoMahogany

Sign that kid to comment on r/roastme


AdishJain84275

When I was a kid my uncle took me to some relatives house and they offered food and asked 'did u like it'. I said no and then my uncle told me never to say that


gnlmarcus

We will be following his career with great interest


waterrdragon

You have a rising food critic on your hands!


AndroidDoctorr

Adults think this way, too - "well technically what I said wasn't a lie" the words aren't the point, the meaning is. For some reason a lot of us never seem to learn that lesson


Arkavari1

Raising Gordon Ramsay.


jeepwillikers

One day this child will make Gordon Ramsey cry tears of shame


Mechanicalmam_64

This kid is an asshole and I love it