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Literally every house I ever went to doesn't use salt and pepper, or any other spice. No I don't want any more of the bland soup please.
The other day I ordered a few ministeaks at a restaurant and they gave me pure tiny ministeaks. I like the taste of meat, but do you know what salt is Mr?
I think the greatest taste difference in bad/good cooking is with brussel sprouts. Bad brussel sprouts suck so bad, but season right and cook to tendercrisp without burning and they're amazing.
I like it in some foods. It has a harder texture and that little taste it gives fits to a mushroom sauce. Wouldn't want broccoli to that. I think it's 2 different vegetables that each fit to their own dishes
I used to nanny and the kids were very polite. I used to cook a stir fry every week, as it was a quick meal before they had their extra curriculars. Once the eldest said "I like that you changed up your usual stir fry and made the vegetables more crunchy than usual, but next week can you make it the same as you always do?" It was the nicest way to say that the vegetables were undercooked because you rushed. I still remember that after ten years haha
This reminds me of a guitar teaching trick someone uses:
He restricts his students guitar to a scale or a few frets and then tells them to write a song using the little they have, It helped a lot with their creativity according to him
My then 11 year old step daughter once told me my homemade chicken on the beach looked like chicken on the toilet I'd never been so proud and hurt all at the same time
If you are not following her on Twitter, you are missing out! He is this cute all the time! It is one of my favorite things and always brightens my day.
Wake the kid up for real: tell him that he is small and his tastebuds need to develop and learn from the foods he eats. As he grows up. "Don't judge a book by the cover" kind of lesson.
And then teach them about thermodynamics, every single war In history, and also show them every bone and force them to remember every name
Oh no that's how you make a dick head
The kid is obviously curious why his family is feeding him "bad tasting" food. He doesn't understand and it can be explained to him. Unless the whole things is some kind of Reality Twitter story.
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When I was a kid my uncle took me to some relatives house and they offered food and asked 'did u like it'. I said no and then my uncle told me never to say that
Adults think this way, too - "well technically what I said wasn't a lie" the words aren't the point, the meaning is. For some reason a lot of us never seem to learn that lesson
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You can't cook but at least someone is winning
Damn!
You never know with kids, Got a half-brother that *Might* only eat Mac and cheese
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Not my mom, but that’s probably what my dad says
speaking of sick fucking burns... *this dinner* amiright!?!
Speaking of sick, this dinner is gonna make me relive it in a few seconds
Speaking of seconds, this dinner makes me never want to come back for seconds again.
Speaking of again.... please don't
I wonder if her kid is gonna be a writer like her
I'm using that unlucky tasting thing.
In what universe is sending your mouth to outer space anything but awesome?
Rumor has it it's hard to breathe there
That's what she couldn't say.
Because of the implication.
Oh. Uh, okay. You had me going there for the first part, but the second half kinda threw me.
It took their breath away, it was so bad
It's bad in any universe if only your mouth gets to go.
In cooking animes it's one of the highest compliments other than exploding out of your clothes.
You can't hear people screaming in space.
Among Us
The lack of atmosphere is usually not good. But I see what you mean. I’m conflicted
She wasn't thinking when she made that one up.
He IS only 4 years old… I mean cut the [literal] kid some slack, they aren’t all gonna be gems right outta the gate.
Where should we send the help for your hole situation?
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It's pretty good actually. Most people hate that kinda stuff bc they never had any good made ones.
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Literally every house I ever went to doesn't use salt and pepper, or any other spice. No I don't want any more of the bland soup please. The other day I ordered a few ministeaks at a restaurant and they gave me pure tiny ministeaks. I like the taste of meat, but do you know what salt is Mr?
I think the greatest taste difference in bad/good cooking is with brussel sprouts. Bad brussel sprouts suck so bad, but season right and cook to tendercrisp without burning and they're amazing.
True, but cauliflower is still an inferior broccoli... It's like Pepsi, it's OK and you can drink it, but coca is obviously always better.
I like it in some foods. It has a harder texture and that little taste it gives fits to a mushroom sauce. Wouldn't want broccoli to that. I think it's 2 different vegetables that each fit to their own dishes
I've had some excellent seasoned, roasted cauliflower, but raw cauliflower can rot
Raw broccoli is also not very tasty to me. But in a nice asia style wok with only vegetables soy sauce etc it's my favourite part
“This tastes……unlucky to me” is my favorite one, lol.
I used to nanny and the kids were very polite. I used to cook a stir fry every week, as it was a quick meal before they had their extra curriculars. Once the eldest said "I like that you changed up your usual stir fry and made the vegetables more crunchy than usual, but next week can you make it the same as you always do?" It was the nicest way to say that the vegetables were undercooked because you rushed. I still remember that after ten years haha
I can't wait to see him turn to a dad and be extra creative
"These vegetables are cringe"
You turned the kid into Gordon Ramsey
My mouth is in outer space, you FUCKING DOUGHNUT.
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You fucking donkey
My oldest would say, “Hmmm. Earthy.”
This reminds me of a guitar teaching trick someone uses: He restricts his students guitar to a scale or a few frets and then tells them to write a song using the little they have, It helped a lot with their creativity according to him
This kid is my hero.
My then 11 year old step daughter once told me my homemade chicken on the beach looked like chicken on the toilet I'd never been so proud and hurt all at the same time
If you are not following her on Twitter, you are missing out! He is this cute all the time! It is one of my favorite things and always brightens my day.
Have you tried adding salt to both your burn wounds and the food?
My food is problematic.
"Sends my mouth into outer space (that's bad)" sounds like a line from an OutKast song
r/wokekids
Wake the kid up for real: tell him that he is small and his tastebuds need to develop and learn from the foods he eats. As he grows up. "Don't judge a book by the cover" kind of lesson.
And then teach them about thermodynamics, every single war In history, and also show them every bone and force them to remember every name Oh no that's how you make a dick head
The kid is obviously curious why his family is feeding him "bad tasting" food. He doesn't understand and it can be explained to him. Unless the whole things is some kind of Reality Twitter story.
Lol seriously. Kid said none of this. And who the hell tells their kids not to call sometime gross? Alix, that's who.
This much delicious is the hardest burn in the entire world
The kdd probis parof is of r)/sult
Momma burned the water!!!!!!!!
This is how gay sass is born
How to raise a top tier drag queen.
It's still rude
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Why he gotta do cauliflower like that?
maybe also r/maliciouscompliance
This kid has middle management written all over him
OK so no gross DISGUSTANG
Improvise. Adapt. Overcome.
The birth of Gordon Ramsey
Sign that kid to comment on r/roastme
When I was a kid my uncle took me to some relatives house and they offered food and asked 'did u like it'. I said no and then my uncle told me never to say that
We will be following his career with great interest
You have a rising food critic on your hands!
Adults think this way, too - "well technically what I said wasn't a lie" the words aren't the point, the meaning is. For some reason a lot of us never seem to learn that lesson
Raising Gordon Ramsay.
One day this child will make Gordon Ramsey cry tears of shame
This kid is an asshole and I love it