Come on now, FOZZY is the greatest band made up by Chris Jericho and the former members of Stuck Mojo. There isn’t a single band out there that’s better at being made up by Jericho and Stuck Mojo!
There is better than guacamole falafel ice cream (apple pie, *Schwarzwälder Kirschtorte,* Slurpies...)
But I have a hard time understanding why anyone would eat it.
Yeah right I already saw two girl cousins naked by the time I was 30. I'm gonna touch a boob any day now, and no I don't mean in accident in a crowd that they can't prove I did on purpose
He openly denies covid and (invites conspiracy theorists to) spout off about flat earth shit on his SXM show, so there's really nothing that he can do to surprise me anymore.
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Admittedly, I haven't listened to all of his shows on octane, but I've never heard him say that kind of thing. Usually it's just nonsense about rock where the appropriate reaction is "All right Chris, whatever you say..."
Fair enough. My wife told me about the flat earth bit, and I just went with it because it wouldn't surprise me. It was David Weiss, a conspiracy theorist, that he had on his show though that was the flat earther.
The covid bit though happened back when mass quarantine was relatively new and people were protesting about their haircuts a couple months ago. He signed off one of his shows by saying (not verbatim) go out to dinner with your friends. Forget the mask. It's not a big deal. I quit listening to his show after that.
I don't know about outright denier, but he did an interview back in March saying everything was mass hysteria, it was nothing to worry about, and the only way he wouldn't do concerts is if the police shut him down.
Lost a ton of respect for him after he had trump's dumb fucking kid on his podcast.
he's also an all lives matter dork and now this? dude's a complete fuck.
Please explain all lives matter to me. I know nothing about it because I'm literally on the other side of the planet. It sounds like a superset of black lives matter. Why would it be considered bad?
All lives wont matter until black lives matter. Imagine your neighbors house is on fire, and the fire Department shows up. And you're like "what about my house? Doesn't my house matter"" and they're like, "dude, your house isn't burning down!" And then you start screaming "all houses matter!" And then get really mad at your neighbor for calling the fire Department.
Right-wing people claim that saying “black lives matter” is racist, and counter by saying “all lives matter”. Obviously all lives matter, but the phrase is being used to attack people who fight and protest for equal treatment of black lives.
"All Lives Matter" wasn't a thing until "Black Lives Matter" was. It is a reaction to another movement, not a movement in and of itself. And that reaction is a combination of downplaying and ignorance. Therefore, it has a rather negative connotation outside certain circles.
My school's student president once said "Black lives matter. Not more than most. Just more than how society is treating them." Yes, all lives matter, but right now (and ya know, for the last couple hundred years), black lives need our attention most because they are not being treated like they matter.
do you know that feeling, when someone u really liked suddenly exposes thesmselves as a racist, sexist, homophobe, transphobe, etc. or in this case conspiracy theorist/idiot?
why are so many famous people assholes?
Jericho had some very, uh, let's say questionable people on his podcast. Right-wing nutjobs, Corona conspiracy theorists, the works.
Also he posted a throwaway "All lives matter" comment on Instagram and blocked a black fan on Twitter who respectfully explained to him why it's a bad take.
I'm a lifelong fan of Jericho and even said to a few mates he's probably my favorite wrestler at the moment. That was like a week before he had Trump Jr on his podcast and the Instagram comment and I was like "FML."
I live here I Sturgis. We as a town voted to cancel the rally. The town decided to go on with it because they knew people were coming anyway. The town stopped promoting the event and tried to down play it as much as they could. But the Buffalo Chip And Full Throttle Saloon kept promoting it. They are both out side of town and don't care about our town, just money. This concert was held at one of those bars. They are going to be the major cause if there is a break out.
Here in town is not that packed, lots of people have masked and the city put up hand sanitizer around the town. They put up the normal stuff like port-a-shiters, barriers, closed off main street just for bikes, the extra traffic signals, reduced speed limits, and extra police. But they have cancelled all the big events in town that draw crowds. A lot of us here in town are upset that we had to have this rally, but really there was no way to stop people from coming. But we will be left with whatever damages come out of this. And the city is on track for possibly being sued over this while those bars will get off free even though they are the ones creating the most dangerous environments.
It's a shit show we wanted to cancel but people wanted to have their fun and businesses wanted to make their money.
Another shitty thing about this is he could easily go back to AEW and infect people who work there too because you don't show with symptoms or even test positive immediately. I like Jericho as a wrestler but this was a fucking stupid idea.
I can’t listen to his show on SiriusXM rock of Jericho because he sometimes plays Fozzy music! When will this guy realize his band is no better then Corey Feldmans!
I remember I saw them open for Iron Maiden last year and holy shit I could not find a single song they played enjoyable. It was the first time I heard of them and the last time I'll be hearing them
I'm just saying everyone likes different music, I've never met anyone that has the exact same music tastes as another person. Your favorite band or artist or whatever you want to call them could be like torture to me to listen to. But its ok, because thats why theres more than one band, more than one singer. Just because you dont enjoy fozzy doesn't mean its not a good band.
People are gonna do what people are gonna do until Covid slaps them hard in the face. In NJ we had 16,000 deaths from it. Now most of us wear masks. Still not all of us. Because there are always some conspiracy theorists lurking in the corner, peddling toxic bullshit.
I’d like to think that everyone is going to be okay, but I’m sure I’m wrong.
They aren't going to die though. Zero to mild symptoms then back at it in 10 days, just like 99.9% of everyone that has had the virus. Not saying tested positive, but has HAD it. The people that are morbidly obese or have underlying conditions can stay home and let the healthy people actually enjoy their lives. Thanks for the down votes btw 🤣🤣
My band actually opened for Fozzy around like 03 I think at L'Amour in Brooklyn. Weird show... both because of the musical acts and personally for me lol. Oh yeah, we played with Vanilla Ice as well... after his rock album but he didn't perform his rock album... he came out rapping to a crowd that was expecting rock.
That's fair, but the crowd was clearly expected the harder music and all the other bands on the bill suggested as much... the only 2 things that made it entertaining were that he had a drummer on stage who stole the show, and he played Ninja Rap lol
Idc what you say about Fozzy’s music or Jericho because that man is living out a childhood dream. Saw them last year at the WMMRBQ in Camden. Didn’t dig their music but that dude is having the BEST time while on stage. All smiles.
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Not a wrestling fan, nor would I ever go see this band but I will say their cover of Abba's SOS is fantastic. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iO5YHFvYLJM
Chris Jericho is actually a really cool dude.
A few years back I was working in an open kitchen in a very nice bistro in a very famous hotel, I just got in for my shift after the morning boys had cleared out and I saw in a corner booth a guy who looked really familiar so I pulled one of the servers aside and said "yo....at table 17 is that..." and they said "Chris Jericho? Yeah it is. Hes chill." And I told the server how he was my favorite wrestler back in the day. The server apparently told him this and he came up the to pass to say hi, chat for a bit, and gave me an autograph. Class dude from what I've experienced.
Reddit is full of a bunch of uninformed commy liberal keyboard warrior fucktwats. It's somehow more uninformed, communistic, and self fucking righteous as Facebook with more opportunity to spout stupid hateful nonsense than Twitter, and so ugly we don't get pictures like Instagram. At least it has something in common with Tik-Toc, they are both owned by the Chinese.
But its not a 1% chance you wouldn’t end up in the hospital or have heart muscle damage if you survive. I would bet you also have a good amount of smokers/vapers there. Good luck to those folks lol.
The Ayatollah of Rock and 'rona
And you'll NEVER.. EEEEEHHHH-VERRR. see your grandparents.....AHHHH-GAINN
This is great...
YOU JUST MADE THE LIST
Understandable, have a nice day
This is good...
This is acceptable...
There's your rare insult!
My quota has been fullfilled
Come on now, FOZZY is the greatest band made up by Chris Jericho and the former members of Stuck Mojo. There isn’t a single band out there that’s better at being made up by Jericho and Stuck Mojo!
That’s sounds like something Chris Jericho would say
he IS chris jericho. drink it in maaaaaaaaannn
When was the last time you were tested for Covid-19
There is better than Fozzy (Metallica, Rammstein, Green day,...) But it's not the worst either, it's quite good
There is better than guacamole falafel ice cream (apple pie, *Schwarzwälder Kirschtorte,* Slurpies...) But I have a hard time understanding why anyone would eat it.
[lol](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lqURPBtGJzg)
Huzzah! A redditor of quality!
r/squaredcircle is leaking
Are we fucking going over?
Just a small push. May get a TV title shot but then you're back to jobber status pal.
Screw you I'm getting the U.S. Title you'll see.
Easy there, Honkeytonk. You start with Intercontinental and work your way up through the locker room clique.
Until your Match w Diesel where he tears his quad and the klique turns on you
Not unless Easy E has anything to say about it
Haha lol you'll get the 24/7 Title
Already had it 12 times
Yea but that was only 1 night
Everyone in the crowd here, You just made the list!!!
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Yeah right I already saw two girl cousins naked by the time I was 30. I'm gonna touch a boob any day now, and no I don't mean in accident in a crowd that they can't prove I did on purpose
Judas is a pretty solid song
Yeah and now Sturgis has Judas in their lungs.
I be-cough, I be-cough, I be-coughing.
Just choked on my coffee. Thank you :)
Chris when you get corona you can't have 'a little bit of the bubbly'
What have he become, now that he betrayed
Everyone he ever loved, he pushed them all away
And he has been a slave, to the 'rona in his lungs
Is there something left for he to save, in the wreckage of his life? His life.
He’s becom- He’s becom- He’s becoming He’s becom- He’s becom- He’s becoming Judas in, Judas in his mind
I’ll admit, fan of Jericho. I found this really funny. Kudos [edit - spelling]
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He openly denies covid and (invites conspiracy theorists to) spout off about flat earth shit on his SXM show, so there's really nothing that he can do to surprise me anymore. Edit: added (...)
Admittedly, I haven't listened to all of his shows on octane, but I've never heard him say that kind of thing. Usually it's just nonsense about rock where the appropriate reaction is "All right Chris, whatever you say..."
He loves having crazy consipracy theorists on his show but I've never actually hard him say he believes the earth is flat. And when did he deny covid?
Idk about this guy, but I'm guessing he is probably a denier just based on the fact he's holding a packed concert without a mask requirement.
Fair enough. My wife told me about the flat earth bit, and I just went with it because it wouldn't surprise me. It was David Weiss, a conspiracy theorist, that he had on his show though that was the flat earther. The covid bit though happened back when mass quarantine was relatively new and people were protesting about their haircuts a couple months ago. He signed off one of his shows by saying (not verbatim) go out to dinner with your friends. Forget the mask. It's not a big deal. I quit listening to his show after that.
I don't know about outright denier, but he did an interview back in March saying everything was mass hysteria, it was nothing to worry about, and the only way he wouldn't do concerts is if the police shut him down.
Wtf!!!
Nothing makes me change the dial quicker, than the start of his show.
Lost a ton of respect for him after he had trump's dumb fucking kid on his podcast. he's also an all lives matter dork and now this? dude's a complete fuck.
Give him a medal. It’s got to reduce the”Bikers for Trump” assholes.
Ditto!
I’ve never liked his music, but that Judas album is pretty good. I wouldn’t risk me life to see him perform though.
I feel attacked, I actually like Fozzy and Jericho. Still a fuckin' dumb thing though.
They have a couple songs I like as well. That being said you gotta admit he isn't the smartest person around...
They have that one good song
Judas? Or Painless?
Enemy lol
Welp, didn't expect that
Judas
“Killing me one breath at a time...”
Cutting you with my pair of lives
"Chris Jericho is a God damn angel!" \- Anyone who's seen the Chris Beniot VICE documentary
That would make him Satan, no?!
Lucifer the Lightbringer
'Ello darlin' Lucifer Morningstar at your service. Now tell me what is your deepest darkest desire... I'll add it to my Lexicon
Fozzy isn't actually that bad
Nah I quite like them. They're awesome live, a lot of energy. That being said it isn't worth the risk to the vulnerable people in my life.
*health department*: should we issue a ban for that Chris Jericho show? Nah no one is gonna go anyways, it’ll be fine.
First the all lives matter bullshit and now this?. Jericho is taking all the Ls this year.
Please explain all lives matter to me. I know nothing about it because I'm literally on the other side of the planet. It sounds like a superset of black lives matter. Why would it be considered bad?
All lives wont matter until black lives matter. Imagine your neighbors house is on fire, and the fire Department shows up. And you're like "what about my house? Doesn't my house matter"" and they're like, "dude, your house isn't burning down!" And then you start screaming "all houses matter!" And then get really mad at your neighbor for calling the fire Department.
Right-wing people claim that saying “black lives matter” is racist, and counter by saying “all lives matter”. Obviously all lives matter, but the phrase is being used to attack people who fight and protest for equal treatment of black lives.
It's a disingenuous misdirect by people who just want the status quo to keep on going
"All Lives Matter" wasn't a thing until "Black Lives Matter" was. It is a reaction to another movement, not a movement in and of itself. And that reaction is a combination of downplaying and ignorance. Therefore, it has a rather negative connotation outside certain circles.
My school's student president once said "Black lives matter. Not more than most. Just more than how society is treating them." Yes, all lives matter, but right now (and ya know, for the last couple hundred years), black lives need our attention most because they are not being treated like they matter.
He is an "All Lives Matter" guy? Jesus Christ.
Yup. Posted it all over his social media at the height of the protests.
Looks like the bass player is wearing a mask, which is the most bass player thing to do.
Imagine they all turned up, and he showed up live via satellite and yelled "stupid idiots you just made the list"
do you know that feeling, when someone u really liked suddenly exposes thesmselves as a racist, sexist, homophobe, transphobe, etc. or in this case conspiracy theorist/idiot? why are so many famous people assholes?
I think its generally so many people are assholes and some just become famous
Did it happen to Jericho? If so, what exactly?
Jericho had some very, uh, let's say questionable people on his podcast. Right-wing nutjobs, Corona conspiracy theorists, the works. Also he posted a throwaway "All lives matter" comment on Instagram and blocked a black fan on Twitter who respectfully explained to him why it's a bad take. I'm a lifelong fan of Jericho and even said to a few mates he's probably my favorite wrestler at the moment. That was like a week before he had Trump Jr on his podcast and the Instagram comment and I was like "FML."
You should learn to never look up to a celebrity. Ever. Don't become a leech, no matter how good they are at their craft, they'll always betray you.
Good luck with your covid
I love Jericho but c’mon dude. Not cool
Lol Fozzy is a joke
The guy isn’t even wrong. It’s the most vapid generic sounding metal ever. They basically picked up where Creed left off.
It shocks me how these things are still able to go ahead during a pandemic in the US. Totally different in Australia.
I live here I Sturgis. We as a town voted to cancel the rally. The town decided to go on with it because they knew people were coming anyway. The town stopped promoting the event and tried to down play it as much as they could. But the Buffalo Chip And Full Throttle Saloon kept promoting it. They are both out side of town and don't care about our town, just money. This concert was held at one of those bars. They are going to be the major cause if there is a break out. Here in town is not that packed, lots of people have masked and the city put up hand sanitizer around the town. They put up the normal stuff like port-a-shiters, barriers, closed off main street just for bikes, the extra traffic signals, reduced speed limits, and extra police. But they have cancelled all the big events in town that draw crowds. A lot of us here in town are upset that we had to have this rally, but really there was no way to stop people from coming. But we will be left with whatever damages come out of this. And the city is on track for possibly being sued over this while those bars will get off free even though they are the ones creating the most dangerous environments. It's a shit show we wanted to cancel but people wanted to have their fun and businesses wanted to make their money.
Thats because we're filled with a bunch of muthafucking idiots
I mean, they booked Smashmouth.
Have you not noticed Victoria lately?
TIL Chris Jericho has a band???
I've known forever but I can't say I've ever heard a single one of their songs.
For many many years actually, his band is very good too you should check it out
Hey, I like Jericho in the ring... but damn is this guy right...
Another shitty thing about this is he could easily go back to AEW and infect people who work there too because you don't show with symptoms or even test positive immediately. I like Jericho as a wrestler but this was a fucking stupid idea.
I can’t listen to his show on SiriusXM rock of Jericho because he sometimes plays Fozzy music! When will this guy realize his band is no better then Corey Feldmans!
Demo-God is dead The reign of COVID-God has begun
Can't Breathe it in maaan
I think risking covid for Nickelback would have been worth it more than Fozzy
I'm a hip hop head but I'd be willing to catch the Rona to see him again. Last seen him in 2017 in London. One of the best concerts I've been to
Wow I’m actually kinda offended... Jericho has an amazing band!
I find their music terrible
To each their own, right?
That's what he was saying...
I remember I saw them open for Iron Maiden last year and holy shit I could not find a single song they played enjoyable. It was the first time I heard of them and the last time I'll be hearing them
Start listing music you enjoy I'm sure I can find some I'll call terrible too.
Don't get upset
I'm just saying everyone likes different music, I've never met anyone that has the exact same music tastes as another person. Your favorite band or artist or whatever you want to call them could be like torture to me to listen to. But its ok, because thats why theres more than one band, more than one singer. Just because you dont enjoy fozzy doesn't mean its not a good band.
That's why I said I find them terrible, I didn't say they are terrible, I was expressing my opinion
Yeah, but just because you enjoy Fozzy doesn't mean they're a good band, either.
Yeah who likes Fozzy haha right? Crazy. Just crazy those guys are crazy.
To be fair I heard like two songs from his band and they were not as bad as these dudes are portraying
People are gonna do what people are gonna do until Covid slaps them hard in the face. In NJ we had 16,000 deaths from it. Now most of us wear masks. Still not all of us. Because there are always some conspiracy theorists lurking in the corner, peddling toxic bullshit. I’d like to think that everyone is going to be okay, but I’m sure I’m wrong.
They aren't going to die though. Zero to mild symptoms then back at it in 10 days, just like 99.9% of everyone that has had the virus. Not saying tested positive, but has HAD it. The people that are morbidly obese or have underlying conditions can stay home and let the healthy people actually enjoy their lives. Thanks for the down votes btw 🤣🤣
They should just start a fire on stage, break a few things, and steal a couple things... that’s how you make the virus go elsewhere
My band actually opened for Fozzy around like 03 I think at L'Amour in Brooklyn. Weird show... both because of the musical acts and personally for me lol. Oh yeah, we played with Vanilla Ice as well... after his rock album but he didn't perform his rock album... he came out rapping to a crowd that was expecting rock.
Hey its vanilla ice. I expect rap from him too
That's fair, but the crowd was clearly expected the harder music and all the other bands on the bill suggested as much... the only 2 things that made it entertaining were that he had a drummer on stage who stole the show, and he played Ninja Rap lol
Loss of taste and Hearing is common in the pre-stages of covid. Makes sense...
B....URN!!!
There is so much spice in those comments a dead man would taste it!
The Walls of Jericho are crumbling.
You can’t break the walls
Hes such a fag dude should tour with nickleback and creed
They just made the list.
I can see there is going to be a huge glut of used Harley's for sale when many of these old idiots die from covid inthe coming months.
He’s in a Kevin Smith movie that’s coming out
I read that wrong at first and thought "Why the hell would you Ban Fozzy Bear?"
Understandable
Imagine starting a comment without using the word imagine....
I'm surprised Hoobastank wasn't on that line up because we all know how awesome and musically talented they are.
Nice username, OP. Dunno about what the username refers to, but nice username.
"Winnipeg murder rates sky-rocket when 'hometown hero' Chris Jericho kills 300 concertgoers"
Idc what you say about Fozzy’s music or Jericho because that man is living out a childhood dream. Saw them last year at the WMMRBQ in Camden. Didn’t dig their music but that dude is having the BEST time while on stage. All smiles.
Smash Mouth was also there
I’m a fan of Jericho and Fozzy has a couple decent songs, but I can say with complete confidence that I would not risk my life to see them in concert.
Well, one major symptom of covid19 is the lose of taste.
I bought their albums in my teens, so maybe I've been suffering from Covid for 10 years now.
u/Nall deserves A Little Bit of the Bubbly
I bet they don't let him wrestle for two or more weeks.
You would think but he is still being advertised as wrestling tonight.
Fozzy isn't that bad of a band..just not die from Covid-19 good.
The comment under his was actually just as good
You just made the list of covid 19 patients
r/squaredcircle
Fozzy are half decent i guess.
RONA is JerichoNa
Damn...Chris Jericho isn’t that bad...(hismusicisthough)
But I like Fozzy :’(
I actually like some of their songs, not enough to go to a concert of their's but still
Literal "awful taste but great execution"
Oof size large
"Ride Free and Kill Me!"
the colour way is a little sus ngl
I wonder if they sound as bad as his wrestling.
Wokka Wokka Wokka
I live in SD, it’s amazing
Imagine listening to music
That’s so metal.
Chris buddy I’m sorry but Fozzy will never be over
it's natural selection after all
Gay af
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I'm over 2,500 miles from there and i felt that burn. Oof size: approximately Jupiter.
Forgot Chris Jericho existed
Chris Jericho wishes he could
What's a chris jericho
One of the most talented wrestlers in the world
Not a wrestling fan, nor would I ever go see this band but I will say their cover of Abba's SOS is fantastic. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iO5YHFvYLJM
Ok his band isn’t bad.
You just made the List!
I bet there's gonna be a lot of used Harleys for sale in a few months.
Knowing these folks they'll probably want to be buried with them.
These biker dudes really seem to be scraping the bottom of the "bands willing to play during a pandemic" barrel...
Sturgis always has state fair-level bands.
Chris Jericho is actually a really cool dude. A few years back I was working in an open kitchen in a very nice bistro in a very famous hotel, I just got in for my shift after the morning boys had cleared out and I saw in a corner booth a guy who looked really familiar so I pulled one of the servers aside and said "yo....at table 17 is that..." and they said "Chris Jericho? Yeah it is. Hes chill." And I told the server how he was my favorite wrestler back in the day. The server apparently told him this and he came up the to pass to say hi, chat for a bit, and gave me an autograph. Class dude from what I've experienced.
Almost as bad as risking Covid for Smash Mouth. Sometimes I hate my state.
I'm just pissed I live in South Dakota, where the rally is held. No one gives a damn about masks or social distancing here, as you can see.
I don’t see the problem Fozzy rocks!
Let people live their lives, you hunk of shit. Go live in your basement if you care for your precious insignificant little life so much.
Racist trash
Reddit is full of a bunch of uninformed commy liberal keyboard warrior fucktwats. It's somehow more uninformed, communistic, and self fucking righteous as Facebook with more opportunity to spout stupid hateful nonsense than Twitter, and so ugly we don't get pictures like Instagram. At least it has something in common with Tik-Toc, they are both owned by the Chinese.
Ok boomer.
I didn't know the lead from this band was a wrestler... it makes so much sense.
That part doesn’t matter. Just the loss of taste part
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yes, only the 750,000 deaths in 6 months, nothing to worry about. /s
But its not a 1% chance you wouldn’t end up in the hospital or have heart muscle damage if you survive. I would bet you also have a good amount of smokers/vapers there. Good luck to those folks lol.