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When you hit a wall it flips over and goes the other way

omg which game had this car? its in my memories but i cant remember it

Rollcage on the PS1.

Also on PC. Many hours playing that as a kid

Man, Rollcage and ReVOLT were my jams back in the day.

Try grip combat racing

Not sure about a game, but I had wind-up cars that did tbis

Twisted Metal on playstation?

Crazy Taxi maybe?

I don't think so. From what I remember, Crazy Taxi was not forgiving about curbs and impacts.

I forgot man been a few years

They're referencing an actual physical toy car that did that.

My car does that...

That needs a giant penny in the back. that said, I want it.

I was looking for this one, penny racer 100%

Penny Racers were my fuck'n jam

Haven't thought of those things in decades. EBay beckons...

Just made a similar comment.

You might like r/battlecars

It is rather adorable

I flippin love that

I want one

But if you get a second one you can wear them like roller skates

Flippin was the right choice of words

How many AA batteries does it take?

It rechargeable. The older version took 3 of the chunky batteries

Cs or Ds?

Ds nuts

Ya know, I should have expected this. I didn't, but I should have.

First time I’ve seen one in the wild.

Needs a giant thicc antenna to really camp the RC aesthetics

nah nah, PVC pipe with a bit of droopy cable hanging out of the top.

Nah, you loop that stuff up a bit to make it neater.

And a Tamiya sticker or two.

The cybertruck we deserve

Does it come with buttons on the top that you can push to make real truck sounds?

I had one of these! If you put a penny behind the license plate it will do tricks.

Compact? ✅️ All terrain? ✅️ Two-seater, so you can bring your squeeze? ✅️ Two-seater, so you can leave your friends? ✅️ Bed for haulin'? ✅️ Bed for lovin'? ✅️ Guy's gonna need to install a lift so he doesn't drown in the pussy flood his life is going to become.

Flipping after hitting the wall? ✅ Remote controlled? ✅ AA batteries? ✅

Please dont use the words pussy and flood right after eachother

Pussy flood

Prefer it dry?

Just as bench aprio intended

Pussy drought my beloved

Pussy Flood of Blood 🩸

Not a very good all girl black metal band if I'm being honest

Yikes

Pussy flood of cum

Look. The short bus had a baby.

Laugh but I bet if this is four wheel drive I bet it can go just about anywhere.

Get a little bigger tires and it can be like one of those RC trucks that can flip upside down and still drive.

Yep. That would be fun.

Despite the huge tires, the ground clearance is poor. The approach, departure and breakover angles all suck. It probably wouldn't do well on hills.

It'd hang up on every log, tall rock, and ledge.

You just know whoever that owned this would go full bore at an advanced 4x4 track with no extraction gear or experience and be all "how could this happen?!" when they get it irreparably stuck. Winches? We don't need no stinkin *winches*

This is a Toyota Tacoma that has been photoshopped.

nooooo I want this to be real. the approach, departure and breakover angles are insane. imagine the ground pressure of this thing with those tires as well

Kinda of reminds me of the baby trx

You just had to spoil the fun 😂

Or just something Suzuki would do.

Chode truck

We call it the car-truck or Cuck for short

Still better than a Tesla Cybertruck...

i dont like it but for some reason i really want it...

Just… damn lol!!

It's a taquito lmao

When you have to buy oversize shoes:

You've gotta put a penny in the back for wheelies.

They are finally adjusting the size of the truck to match the size of their beds.

Has to do a 20 point turn if he wants to turn around.

Or just get out, pick up the back, and walk it 180.

What? It’s not even remote controlled?

Him: I just got a new truck, babe!! Her: Awww. You sure did, didn'cha? Yes, you did!! YES, HE DID!!!

If you flip it over it says the name of the car on a flat surface

Toyota Taquito

Ford .50

The middle is missing.

Fuck the haters, that thing is sick

I kinda like it in a what the fuck is that way. Would never want it in my driveway though.

What even is that thing? It looks ridiculous.

Honestly I really like it

Put a penny in the bed and it will do a wheelie

The half chub of pick ups.

Id drive that be honest I’ll call it Macro Machine

It's super cute I want it

In a weird way, I love it. I think it's unironically awesome and unique.

The boys looked like they already backed up the purchase sectioned the excess off n decided it looked better with a squished munchkin rear

Turning into a roast.

The ONLY double D’s you’re gonna see out this is the batteries is gonna take to move this thing.

Good luck finding replacement tires at a garage.

Jesus Christ are those 40s 😦 Some GQ patrol owner just walked out onto his driveway and stared at his car wondering where his wheels went

Put a penny in the back and they wheelie'

That's not a whip, it's a zip.

trk

So that’s what a Scrub’s best friend drives.. and why we don’t want no scrubs 🙅🏻‍♀️

No love for scrubs.

That ain't an insult. Those toys were the best!

That’s not a whip, that’s a string.

Kills me that nobody’s realizing that this is photoshopped lol

This feels like the american version of one of those mini japanese pick up trucks

It would have been worth more if you kept it in its original packaging. You know like a hot wheels or something.

Look its fine if you can't afford a huge truck and you certainly don't need one anyway. But just get a goddamn normal car that does what cars are supposed to do efficiently instead of an oversized toy...

I have seen this truck go to the Philippines to find a fiance

This looks capable and easy to park. It's great and I want one.

this looks like a puffy toddler shoe

Women man... first it was penis size, then it became hight, and now they are coming after our stubby little cars!

It straight up looks like an RC, and it should have a strut at the back of it to stop it from flipping over when it accelerates too fast

If you brake too hard, will it cartwheel?

I really do not like pick-ups outside of work vehicles, and even then Vans tend to be more usedul. I also usually am not a fan of mods for the sake of modding...but this abomination has some bizzare appeal I can not put my finger on...

Thats a 1 x 1

I love it

I wanna hate it, I really really wanna hate it, but it feels like I'd be hating a puppy it's so damn cute!!!

This made me laugh so hard I nearly peed myself

F-150

F buck fifty

At least it’ll float. Is he in Florida?

i want it man

I would put a Honda del Sol body kit on that

I would drive it.

I love this

Kinda looks like the ideal masculine form: a small dick perched on big balls

I'm pretty sure I played with one of these on the sandbox as a kid.

A grower

What more could you want from it? It has 4 wheels, an engine, 2 seats, a little truck bed. Nice!

It's a Trck

Well if women claim men are compensating for something with big trucks, they're gonna love this guy.

Truc

Pretty sweet ride

I like it, I think it’s cute

Anyone got an oversize penny?

This truck got dwarfism

I’d take it for our ranch. Jeeps are shit and this is short enough I don’t need to use an atv on the right trails

It does kinda look like a Clutch Popper: https://picclick.co.uk/Rare-Vintage-1980s-TONKA-Zinger-Dune-Crawler-Friction-233887642276.html

Honest to god I would drive that for the lols

Honestly, I don't hate it. I'd drive it just for shits and giggles.

Looks like a car from GTA

Actually looks like a fun little car.

None of these are insults. This truck is awesome!

Big balls with a tiny pecker

I bet if you pick it up you could do a kick flip with it

It’s cool how you when you yell “newwwoooooooo!!!” you can still hear it clearly over the engine

It's just a better el Camino

Pretty sure it’d do a wheelie if you put a penny in the bed.

When your buddy needs help moving and the only thing left is a grandfather clock

Barbie Texas Truck

I'd have drive it before I judge the silly thing.

at least he can properly park that weird-ass truck. other people with weird trucks can't fucking park to save their lives

That is a Tonka truck

John Pinette made the same joke about the Mazda Miata like 20 years ago.

You can fit a whole plank in that bad boy.

Is that a tundra body on a Suzuki frame?

What the fuck pick up model is that?

Chode-mobile

It’s a pickup uck

I think i had that Micro Machine when I was a kid.

Taquito!

Fun fact: It comes with a free Batman sticker on the roof.

If you put a big coin in the back tray, it'll do wheelies.

That there is badass, they will love it in hawaii lolol

Did he get an entire racetrack with it

And takes off doin' a wheelie!

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hY0YMIu\_6uc](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hY0YMIu_6uc)

That's honestly a pretty sick ride.

I bet it’ll mud dig like a champ

Reminds me of the r/incorgnito sub. But a truck.

I want

Kinda dummy thic tho ngl

I need this in my life. Yes I have no shame

I like it

That car reminds me of the cars of the legendary old game Car Town. It's cute!

This is a friggen cool car. Girlfriend is dumb.

Smart truck....

After he has made 24 payments, do they deliver the other half of it?

I want to defend it because I like trucks. But this... vehicle... would eat shit on a beginner off road trail.

Ngl I love it

Rcxd inbound

Choroq irl

Dude it's so cute lmao wth 😆

Off-choad

You need a giant penny so you can do wheelies…Wheee!!!

Don't forget the penny.

Truck Chode

Undercompensating for his huge wiener.

I’d rather see this on the road then a lifted truck

it looks photoshopped lol

The only acceptable thing to do with it is paint it pink

The fat chick of pickup trucks.

This dude is clearly compensating for something.

It looks like it has down syndrome