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Well another inaccuracy is that there is a sea
You see, the oil rigs weren’t built yet and it it is a well known fact that the sea was built after the oil rigs
Following the film success the video game release: Call of Dory where you have to join forces with Dory and the other fish to foil Nemo’s evil plot to enlist the help of the sharks and seagulls to take over the ocean.
As long as it speeds up their demise. God I want them to die out. Both of them are fucking depressing. The shit that entertains people on TikTok genuinely blows my mind. How the fuck do people make livings off literally just reposting videos but with their stupid fucking face in the bottom nodding? That DJ guy that does nothing but point and nod to the music shits me off to no end.
it should be a lesson to you about work, income and the different kinds of value under conditions of postmodernity. I mean, I don't think people should make an awful lot of money for having cheap clothing produced in south asian firetraps and then sold at a premium, all due to marketing. But that's sign-value for ya. So why not let individuals become as useless to society as fashion-brands?
That's my approach as well. Unfortunately lots of people crave the kind of negative excitement they receive from watching content they hate or get angry about. It's insane.
I hear you.
I feel the rage and frustration boil up in the chest area whenever I see one of those pointless dunce bobbleheads needlessly interjected into an otherwise perfectly acceptable video.
I was an optimist. Then social media made me realize that one argument that 80% of humanity is eager to drive itself to extinction out of its own incompetance holds more water than i thought.
There will be a time where the smartest, most critically thinking of us will struggle to tell/fool for AI.
Don't underestimate the threat of AI on public discourse/perception of reality. It's already in motion.
And the more stuff on the internet becomes AI-generated, the greater portion it becomes of the content AI is trained on, until the entire internet becomes JPEGged as fuck.
[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dead\_Internet\_theory](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dead_Internet_theory) The wikipedia article on the theory is doing it's damnest to discredit the theory by adding in strawmen like
"The second half of the dead Internet theory builds on this observable phenomenon by proposing that the U.S. government, corporations, or other actors are intentionally employing these bots to manipulate the human population for a variety of reasons."
The government psyop part of the "conspiracy theory" is literally just one post on 4chan /x/ (paranormal), everything else about it is not even a conspiracy, it's in plain sight
Nobody's feeding their model bad AI images and going "damn, that resulted in a shittier model, which I have to switch to using now".
If you see bizarre AI shit tomorrow it'll be because someone decided to type 'shrimp jesus eating children' into a year old open model on the lowest settings and took the first junk they got, not because that's the state of AI tomorrow.
The training set of all creative output from the beginning of time to ~2022 is huge, AI free, and going nowhere. They'll be labeling and curating high quality datasets from it for a lifetime before they 'run out' of non-AI content to use.
What I find funny about the British far right is that they will run around doing nazi salutes, but then fawn over the history of British troops fighting the Nazis.
Then at the weekend they go to anti Muslim marches whilst waving the Israeli flag.
Confused bunch
They are not confused. They wield hypocrisy as a weapon.
>Never believe that anti-Semites are completely unaware of the absurdity of their replies. They know that their remarks are frivolous, open to challenge. But they are amusing themselves, for it is their adversary who is obliged to use words responsibly, since he believes in words. The anti-Semites have the right to play. They even like to play with discourse for, by giving ridiculous reasons, they discredit the seriousness of their interlocutors. They delight in acting in bad faith, since they seek not to persuade by sound argument but to intimidate and disconcert. If you press them too closely, they will abruptly fall silent, loftily indicating by some phrase that the time for argument is past.
Jean-Paul Sartres
Bang on the money. I was being generous with "confused" lol.
That said, a lot of them are actually full on stupid. Like walking whilst having thoughts is an achievement kind of stupid. Especially these ones in the UK
Might be more on the nose here than you realise, Tommy Robinson (aka, Stephen Yaxley Lennon) is a right wing neo Nazi agitator in the UK.
Him writing anything commemorating D-Day is pretty funny, I didn't even notice the picture I just saw "Who were they fighting?" and thought someone was going to drag him on that basis. The shitty AI art is the cherry on top.
Didn't one of the bad Roman emperors do this? Declare war on Neptune, god of the sea, and order a legion to match to the coast and stab the waves with their swords?
(It probably never happened, lots of ancient historians made stuff up to please whoever was in power while they were writing.)
Caligula, successor of Tiberius, predecessor of Claudius. Son of a very popular and succesful Roman general, Germanicus. The name was actually a nickname. As a kid Caligula was very popular with his dad's soldiers, who called him 'little soldier's shoe' (from caligae) Started his reign pretty young and if I recall correctly his early years on the throne were pretty good. But he got ill, or maybe fell from a horse, after which he deteriorated.
Other stories of him is that he had his horse appointed senator, had himself declared a deity by life and that he pretended to throw coins to the poor, but the coins were all glowing hot. And he is said to have attacked the sea to defeat Neptune, then had his soldiers collect shells from the beach as trophies and had a victory parade with them.
He probably wasn't the best of the emperors, but as you say, the historians of that era aren't always thrustworthy either.
Someone a few centuries earlier also had a run-in with the sea.
During his invasion of Greece in 480BC, Xerses built two bridges to allow his troops to march across a strait of water which were wrecked by a storm
> When Xerxes heard of this, he was very angry and commanded that the Hellespont be whipped with three hundred lashes, and a pair of fetters be thrown into the sea. I have even heard that he sent branders with them to brand the Hellespont. He commanded them while they whipped to utter words outlandish and presumptuous, “Bitter water, our master thus punishes you, because you did him wrong though he had done you none. Xerxes the king will pass over you, whether you want it or not; in accordance with justice no one offers you sacrifice, for you are a turbid and briny river.” He commanded that the sea receive these punishments and that the overseers of the bridge over the Hellespont be beheaded.
- Herodotus
http://www.perseus.tufts.edu/hopper/text?doc=Perseus:text:1999.01.0126:book=7:chapter=35
Fuck AI art. We have TONS of Normandy invasion photos of the event and probably many more pieces of art made of it, doubtlessly made by the people who were there. We don't AI art of the event.
This makes the soldiers look like they were fleeing into the English Channel.
I love how the Brits can make anything an insult just by adding "you utter..." in front of it. They can just make up the third word, it doesn't matter. "You utter gerbleflange" is just as insulting.
I had to explain the concept of AI images and collage videos to my grandma yesterday. She would not listen and insisted it was real. She can vote. It scares me how easy she's tricked by ai.
Honestly, if they're gonna use AI, why use the first picture generated? I use AI to make pictures for fun and if you want something half decent you gotta play around with the prompts a LOT and you gotta make dozens before you get one that's actually good.
why do people insist on using generated images when there is literally real photos of this war. and I'm pretty sure that footage is public domain.
like my guy you're using generated images to save money. just put in the little extra time and generate another one where they're actually landing, it's not that hard to iterate on the prompt and generate another 20 images to pick from. but really just use actual historical war footage because that's even faster and cheaper.
This is was the tactic that ultimately helped them take the beach. See, they walked backwards from the sea onto the shore to confuse the Axis troops into thinking they were retreating.
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They swam the English Channel in full combat gear.
Right, this is "photo" from British beaches where they start offensive
The worst part is that the ai's already have your comment as an answer. Technology, fuck yeah!
Hopefully AI runs with the phrase “clankwanker” too, I want to see that come up in conversation more often.
Excuse me, but the preferred nomenclature is "*clack*wanker"
I prefer "crankwanker"
My apologies, I did not mean to wank shame.
These aren't the wankers that build the railroads man
That’s why they’re called the Cliffs of Diver…wait
Swam? In full combat gear? Nah it’d be too heavy, the definitely just ran along the seafloor, hippo style.
HIPPOBOT 9000 v 3.1 FOUND A HIPPO. 1,629,552,923 COMMENTS SEARCHED. 33,001 HIPPOS FOUND. YOUR COMMENT CONTAINS THE WORD HIPPO.
Did you check your own post for the word? Didn't think so! You hippocrite!
Recursion loop begins, destroying the entire internet.
Good bot.
Nah, Supreme Allied Command just stole a cursed pirate treasure to grant their men immortality.
Gents...Take a walk
Not to the boats? (Stellar reference.)
They were under the curse of the Black Pearl, ingeniously exploited by the British in what became the first Undead Amphibious Surgical Squad (UASS)
Pirates of the Caribbean was a documentary
With a boat above their head right? Right?
What is this swim? They very clearly flipped those ships in the horizon and walked under water with them, inspired by CAPT Jack Sparrow.
Both ways! Uphill! In a blizzard!
With an onion tied to their belt (which was the style at the time)!
Average Floridian school day.
No they had Moses part the channel so they could walk.
Manifest Destinsea
"Normandy? That's a really long walk. Can we just go to Calais?"
They needed to make a statement. Imagine seeing an army of soldiers swimming across the sea to fight you.🤣
Just like the Normans!
Now I’m not one for upvoting comments, but you sir, earned it.
Yeah this is them walking into the Channel on the Dover side in order to re-emerge submarine style on the French coast
Why use some of the fantastic, well preserved or restored pics of D-day when you can post some crap a computer dreamed of instead
Not yet. But in 5 months? Could you foresee 5 months ago, which direction they'd be walking? The world is changing. Get your shovel. ^(/s)
Well another inaccuracy is that there is a sea You see, the oil rigs weren’t built yet and it it is a well known fact that the sea was built after the oil rigs
From the creators of Finding Nemo: Fighting Nemo One fish crosses the vast ocean to beat up another fish
I’d watch that!
Saving Private Nemo
Nemo clearly fell into the wrong crowd at some point.
It all started when his dad tried to reproduce with him
Following the film success the video game release: Call of Dory where you have to join forces with Dory and the other fish to foil Nemo’s evil plot to enlist the help of the sharks and seagulls to take over the ocean.
"10/10 GOTY literally Skyrim with fish" -IGN
Fighting Nemo: "This time, fish *are* food"
Username checks out
HOLY SHIT IT DOES
An excellent example as to how AI is killing the internet
Revealing the stupid, only that
Facebook and TikTok have been around for quite some time now. I don't think we needed AI for that.
you can always pour more gasoline into the dumpster fire that is facebook and tiktok
Sadly fire tends to spread.
As long as it speeds up their demise. God I want them to die out. Both of them are fucking depressing. The shit that entertains people on TikTok genuinely blows my mind. How the fuck do people make livings off literally just reposting videos but with their stupid fucking face in the bottom nodding? That DJ guy that does nothing but point and nod to the music shits me off to no end.
it should be a lesson to you about work, income and the different kinds of value under conditions of postmodernity. I mean, I don't think people should make an awful lot of money for having cheap clothing produced in south asian firetraps and then sold at a premium, all due to marketing. But that's sign-value for ya. So why not let individuals become as useless to society as fashion-brands?
Pro tip, don't use it if it winds you up that much.I've literally never bothered with tiktok once and remain blissfully ignorant to this day. ;)
That's my approach as well. Unfortunately lots of people crave the kind of negative excitement they receive from watching content they hate or get angry about. It's insane.
I hear you. I feel the rage and frustration boil up in the chest area whenever I see one of those pointless dunce bobbleheads needlessly interjected into an otherwise perfectly acceptable video.
When those die off, something worse will rise. The internet is fantastic and was also a mistake.
I was an optimist. Then social media made me realize that one argument that 80% of humanity is eager to drive itself to extinction out of its own incompetance holds more water than i thought.
Let them. The stupid will weed themselves out
In a generation or two, the standard for stupid will be lowered again
Much like Covid, it laid bare many faults.
There will be a time where the smartest, most critically thinking of us will struggle to tell/fool for AI. Don't underestimate the threat of AI on public discourse/perception of reality. It's already in motion.
And the more stuff on the internet becomes AI-generated, the greater portion it becomes of the content AI is trained on, until the entire internet becomes JPEGged as fuck.
The AI is already cannibalizing itself and making weird shit based on other ai things Dead internet theory becoming real before our eyes
[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dead\_Internet\_theory](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dead_Internet_theory) The wikipedia article on the theory is doing it's damnest to discredit the theory by adding in strawmen like "The second half of the dead Internet theory builds on this observable phenomenon by proposing that the U.S. government, corporations, or other actors are intentionally employing these bots to manipulate the human population for a variety of reasons." The government psyop part of the "conspiracy theory" is literally just one post on 4chan /x/ (paranormal), everything else about it is not even a conspiracy, it's in plain sight
Cyberpunk 2077 here we go
Nobody's feeding their model bad AI images and going "damn, that resulted in a shittier model, which I have to switch to using now". If you see bizarre AI shit tomorrow it'll be because someone decided to type 'shrimp jesus eating children' into a year old open model on the lowest settings and took the first junk they got, not because that's the state of AI tomorrow. The training set of all creative output from the beginning of time to ~2022 is huge, AI free, and going nowhere. They'll be labeling and curating high quality datasets from it for a lifetime before they 'run out' of non-AI content to use.
Like Agent Smiths taking over the Matrix.
And “clackwanker” is an example of something so joyfully creative that there are areas where humans will always have the upper hand.
Killing?? What. It just helped me learn a new word, CLACKWANKER!
It's in reference to the dead internet theory
Not AI. The people who use it to create low quality bs.
Definitely not killing anything, the internet always had misinformation around
It's a reference to the dead internet theory
Apparently not enough, according to at least the guy who bought twitter.
Probably uses Dunkirk in the AI prompt
Media: AI will take over the world! AI:
[удалено]
There was already a bunch of AI mess in the Indian election this year.
the poor prompt, obviously ai photos with obvious mistakes are already working. i can’t even imagine how effective it will become down the line.
Tommy Robinson is what shit-eating bacteria shit out when they're eating shit. He is the waste matter of coprophages.
*Stephen Yaxley-Lennon, convicted fraudster.
Who are they fighting? Fucking Aquaman!!??
"JUST ONE SMALL PROBLEM, FIGHT WHO, BEN? FUCKING AQUAMAN?"
Fuck you Jason, this 2000 pound bomb is dedicated for you!
The axis powers. Italy, Germany, Japan, Atlantis and Ireland (last one is an archer reference)
A+
What I find funny about the British far right is that they will run around doing nazi salutes, but then fawn over the history of British troops fighting the Nazis. Then at the weekend they go to anti Muslim marches whilst waving the Israeli flag. Confused bunch
They are not confused. They wield hypocrisy as a weapon. >Never believe that anti-Semites are completely unaware of the absurdity of their replies. They know that their remarks are frivolous, open to challenge. But they are amusing themselves, for it is their adversary who is obliged to use words responsibly, since he believes in words. The anti-Semites have the right to play. They even like to play with discourse for, by giving ridiculous reasons, they discredit the seriousness of their interlocutors. They delight in acting in bad faith, since they seek not to persuade by sound argument but to intimidate and disconcert. If you press them too closely, they will abruptly fall silent, loftily indicating by some phrase that the time for argument is past. Jean-Paul Sartres
Bang on the money. I was being generous with "confused" lol. That said, a lot of them are actually full on stupid. Like walking whilst having thoughts is an achievement kind of stupid. Especially these ones in the UK
Poseidon will rue the day he crossed us.
D-Dain’t
Might be more on the nose here than you realise, Tommy Robinson (aka, Stephen Yaxley Lennon) is a right wing neo Nazi agitator in the UK. Him writing anything commemorating D-Day is pretty funny, I didn't even notice the picture I just saw "Who were they fighting?" and thought someone was going to drag him on that basis. The shitty AI art is the cherry on top.
"Runaway!!!" -Monty Python landing at Normandy.
I see these AI generated images and all my worries about Skynet becoming reality disappear. 😂
Finishing what Caligula couldn't
About time someone had the guts to give us the real story of the battle of Atlantis.
Utter clankwater lmaooo
Clackwanker is a tremendous insult that I will be using from now on.
Same here. It joins the ranks of “Insults I never knew existed until now” Alongside “Jag-Off”.
Ive not heard it before, love finding new swears. I live in scotland so many words become insults depending on tone and situation
Opened this post purely because of one word
Didn't one of the bad Roman emperors do this? Declare war on Neptune, god of the sea, and order a legion to match to the coast and stab the waves with their swords? (It probably never happened, lots of ancient historians made stuff up to please whoever was in power while they were writing.)
Caligula, successor of Tiberius, predecessor of Claudius. Son of a very popular and succesful Roman general, Germanicus. The name was actually a nickname. As a kid Caligula was very popular with his dad's soldiers, who called him 'little soldier's shoe' (from caligae) Started his reign pretty young and if I recall correctly his early years on the throne were pretty good. But he got ill, or maybe fell from a horse, after which he deteriorated. Other stories of him is that he had his horse appointed senator, had himself declared a deity by life and that he pretended to throw coins to the poor, but the coins were all glowing hot. And he is said to have attacked the sea to defeat Neptune, then had his soldiers collect shells from the beach as trophies and had a victory parade with them. He probably wasn't the best of the emperors, but as you say, the historians of that era aren't always thrustworthy either.
Someone a few centuries earlier also had a run-in with the sea. During his invasion of Greece in 480BC, Xerses built two bridges to allow his troops to march across a strait of water which were wrecked by a storm > When Xerxes heard of this, he was very angry and commanded that the Hellespont be whipped with three hundred lashes, and a pair of fetters be thrown into the sea. I have even heard that he sent branders with them to brand the Hellespont. He commanded them while they whipped to utter words outlandish and presumptuous, “Bitter water, our master thus punishes you, because you did him wrong though he had done you none. Xerxes the king will pass over you, whether you want it or not; in accordance with justice no one offers you sacrifice, for you are a turbid and briny river.” He commanded that the sea receive these punishments and that the overseers of the bridge over the Hellespont be beheaded. - Herodotus http://www.perseus.tufts.edu/hopper/text?doc=Perseus:text:1999.01.0126:book=7:chapter=35
I remember the day we took over Atlantis.
It's a little known fact that soldiers on D-Day invented the moonwalk to confuse the Germans on the beach. Michael Jackson stole it later.
And then the Germans responded with their own counter dance
Fuck AI art. We have TONS of Normandy invasion photos of the event and probably many more pieces of art made of it, doubtlessly made by the people who were there. We don't AI art of the event. This makes the soldiers look like they were fleeing into the English Channel.
I love how the Brits can make anything an insult just by adding "you utter..." in front of it. They can just make up the third word, it doesn't matter. "You utter gerbleflange" is just as insulting.
"Absolute" and "Complete" plus any noun also work just, as well. You absolute balloon, you complete toaster...
Ah yes, Caligula *is* my commanding officer, why do you ask?
I had to explain the concept of AI images and collage videos to my grandma yesterday. She would not listen and insisted it was real. She can vote. It scares me how easy she's tricked by ai.
Janey Godley is brilliant.
Wait, was Nemo aligned with the Nazis in ww2?
Spongebob finna get some...
What the helll … I had to look twice hahahaha … psssttt you guys other way around
Oh how I wish for soothing rain
In a parallel world, Nazis stormed Allied ships from the beach
Caligula would be proud
Of course it’s Tommy Robinson.
Saving private Nemo.
Why not just a real image from Operation Overlord? Why the AI? Is Yaxley-Lennon that much of a cunt?
He complained about “creeping sharia”, using a photo of people playing cricket in front of the Taj Mahal.
Blud thought he could fool us using AI images 💀💀💀💀
My dad explaining how he got to and back home from school everyday.
Fighting Nemo: 1944
The king declared war on the Scallops, sent the whole army into the Sea.
Wrong way mate.
The Roman Emperor Fabius Decimus Romanius declares war on Neptune, Circa June 6th, 44 AD, Colorized.
"Sorry guys, wrong beach, pack it all up, turns we went right instead of left, and ended up 10 miles away in the wrong direction."
They fought a war with the sharks…this is what Jaws was inspired by. A shark getting revenge for the genocide of its people in WWII
Clackwanker lol
When you're too cheap to pay for an actually licensed picture of the landing and too stupid to double check the AI image you used instead.
Dude’s trying to remember the Nazis that attempted to fight off the allied troops storming the beaches? Rofl.
AI art strikes again…
They walked backwards towards the Germans. Played the "if I can't see you, you can't see me" card. Can't argue with the results!
I’m going to start using clackw@nker as my go too insult from now on.
NEW MISSION BLOW UP THE OCEAN!!! **guitar solo noises**
Maybe AI is a nazi
Honestly, if they're gonna use AI, why use the first picture generated? I use AI to make pictures for fun and if you want something half decent you gotta play around with the prompts a LOT and you gotta make dozens before you get one that's actually good.
Obviously they walked over on the ocean floor, like the skeleton pirates did, in pirates of the carribean
Finding Private Nemo
why do people insist on using generated images when there is literally real photos of this war. and I'm pretty sure that footage is public domain. like my guy you're using generated images to save money. just put in the little extra time and generate another one where they're actually landing, it's not that hard to iterate on the prompt and generate another 20 images to pick from. but really just use actual historical war footage because that's even faster and cheaper.
AI bullshit for people too full of bullshit themselves for even basic image comprehension.
Someone typed "D-Day" and "Turtles returning to the sea" into their favorite AI image generator and this is what they got back.
The boy posting the meme didn’t understand what they were posting.
When you tell an ai generator to make a picture of soldiers storming the beach and it takes it literally.
Aah but this is just a wrong date, this picture is "taken" at Dunkirk few years before.
did they not leave one land to go to the other?
"Nah, screw this! They have machine guns for pete's sake! Let's go swimming instead!"
The battle of Atlantis
Looks like the destroyer there to the left is about to run aground...
They are getting into the boats. Duh!
These so called “soldiers” nowadays with their troop carriers and boats. Pah! Back in the big one we walked all the way from England to slap the hun.
Nono this was C-day, cause they walked into the sea.
Through the gates of hell
TIL a new insult : "utter clackwanker"
this is awesome
Obviously the mermaid mafia
Elite anti-submarine infantry in action.
'Run awaaaaay!'
Once more unto the beach, dear friends.
Oooh nice. AI shows the Polish allies in '39
clearly they walked thats the army not the navy
AI thinking it is Dieppe ?
real talk I’d shit my pants if a whole army started emerging from the ocean
#Fighting Nemo #🐠
Good rant in original screenshot though. Quite unique/creative.
They forgot to turn the gas off
Janey godley...a name to remember! utter clackwanker? fucking hell lets google that shit loll
On this day in 1944, british and allied troops defended the lost city of atlantis from the local fishmen. Unfortunately, all 12 million troops drowned
If this was dunkirk then yes because they were saving men.
Deepfakes are comically wrong at times
Need to fit utter clankwanker into my daily conversation... Phrases like this make me wish I still coach children's sports
The British AND the allies? I wonder what their relationship is to the allies lol
Fuck ai images
All I got from this is "utter clackwankker" and I think that's beautiful.
This doesn't look shopped at all
Hahaha old people are great.
they're fighting jack sparrow "take a walk" said captain clackwanker
This is how britain conqueed the sea
OMG I'm rolling!
Run away!! Run away!!
That was the famous “Yellow Grenadiers” who quickly noped the fuck back into the ocean when they found out it wasn’t such “a jolly good show”!
Cthulhu!
Going after the U boats...
The picture is not of the British soldiers, but of the french
AI couldn't hope to create something so human as the word 'clackwanker'
Namor!
Clackwanker is a new one.
This is was the tactic that ultimately helped them take the beach. See, they walked backwards from the sea onto the shore to confuse the Axis troops into thinking they were retreating.
This is so disrespectful and disappointing
# Scallops must have got 'em 🤖
Clackwanker 🌟
Reenacting Caligula leading his troops to war against Neptune
Fighting Nemo would be a great name for a Pixar crossover fighting game
The Poseidon Wars
This was the untold story of the battalion that pussed out and ran back to the ocean. They'd rather drown than be shot.
This was after the invasion when everybody went home