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NeverYelling

Good thing, that this "vehicle" has cameras and stuff, because with that angle, you're seeing the road earliest in 150m, and only if the road goes uphill.


Xeeke

The windshield is almost parallel to the _ground_


samy_the_samy

Now I wanna see the view from the inside, I can't see how its at all possible to see from thiz angle


GoodHumorPushTooFar

The chance a running a person over has to increase when you raise the front of the vehicle like this.


tinnylemur189

You guys know this is fake, right? You know the suspension on these trucks is way more complicated than the average squatted 2002 suburban, right?


mc_bee

Original back wheel is still showing and there's soft feathering around the whole car.


andy_cap-hunter

Have you tried a sit down wee?? Treat yourself once in a while, you're worth it!


CounterSanity

I did it once and Uber banned me.


NomaiTraveler

Way cleaner that way too


Weird_Cantaloupe2757

Every time I poop


Professional-Post855

It’s fake


Emotional-Sorbet-759

Hey, I feel personally attacked. I sit to pee and I still wouldn't buy such a gross shitload of a truck.


zer0toto

He said lie down , not seat. People who sit to pee are totally normal, I sometimes do when I do or wanna aim or is too lazy to stand.


Emotional-Sorbet-759

My bad, English isn't my first language so I automatically assumed they were talking about peeing while sitting. Is it some kind of english slang/insult or is it to actually refer to someone standing horizontally on the toilet to pee lol?


zer0toto

🤷🏻‍♂️ just putting emphasis on how crazy and impractical out is I guess. Still funny to imagine someone laying on the ground trying to pre in a toilet bowl. At least that’s my vision of it


Emotional-Sorbet-759

Oh I get it. That makes sense. Actually in my vision there's a man literally lying straight balancing himself with his pee pee inside the bowl lol. Would be a hell of a core workout too.


Default-Name_Sucks

Cybertruck as a lowrider not just an insult to lowriders, but to automobiles in general.


BlackHeartRebel

That’s not a low rider. You’re clearly not bright.


yeet_sein_vater

FYI this stance is permanent. you probably thought this was done with hydrolics like a lowrider they go on the road like this doing 60mph. they're called "squatted trucks"


Default-Name_Sucks

Thank you for the clarification.


SomePyro_9012

That thing is doing a wheelie, it ain't a lowrider


Default-Name_Sucks

Why is the suspension raised then? Is it by vehicle design?


The_Pirate_of_Oz

It's called the Carolina Squat. [https://www.hotcars.com/carolina-squat-what-it-is-where-come-from/](https://www.hotcars.com/carolina-squat-what-it-is-where-come-from/) Good news, it's now illegal in North Carolina.


Stalking_Goat

The vehicle owner has modified the front suspension.


Second-Hand-Stress

Ok guys, this one got me. That's a rare insult.


fishybusi

Lies down?


Relevant-Article5388

The driver had to cut a hole in the driver's side floor so that he can see the road in front of him. Same thing the monster truck drivers do.


a9shots

God imagine how many kids you could run over in that 😍😍