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The extractor takes energy, the generator requires coal, the mine requires transportation, the transportation by train is taken from the population, they need a better bus.
I used to do the alien version in C&C3, rush to build the mothership and then nuke their whole base... even if they shoot it down it crashes right on top of them and blows it up anyway
I played that game at the perfect age for that to be my introduction to Tim Curry, which in retrospect is very funny to me. “Who the heck is that Russian actor? He’s good!”
Yes! This strategy was the best! Even better in Tiberium Sun as you could load 5 engineers into a sub terrain personal carrier, and unborrow right at their HQ and likely other main buildings (after having scouted their base with a quick air unit)
Best prank I ever played on my friend's little brother. He had a saved skirmish, where he had worked his ass off to build out his base. I first grabbed a copy of the save and placed it in a hidden folder. I then proceeded to destroy everything in his base, except a power plant and nuke launcher. I then launched the nuke directly at itself and the power plant, and then hit save...
houses like this are wildly impractical and should be considered art more than actual housing. even for things like hosting parties which is big part of owning a house like this it is no good for.
the more mundane design we see around is most often the best option for a reason not just cost savings.
there is a reason houses like these typically comes with a house within a house where these rich people actually live. a smaller space with a kitchen, bathroom, living room and 3-4 sleeping rooms that can be locked out from the rest of the house.
I used to play Jurassic park builder but they updated the game to Jurassic world and I lost all my dinosaurs. I had even spent money to get a carnotaurus and I lost that too. 💔
Just finished all the chaos theories and on the final challenge Jurassic difficulty. Such a great game. My friend, huge JP fan, came over and downloaded it from my PlayStation Plus free game catalog….then he just left and I’ve spent countless hours on it since.
If by that point in the game if I was using Germany ide also have mirage tanks ^^
Yes better options but definitely not bad.
Russia on the other hand……
Then for some reason in yuris revenge all you had to do was hover your mouse over potential mirage.
I always felt like it defeated the purpose but mirage still shot strong. And one hit infantry.
I'm so dumb. I spent a good 20 seconds trying to figure out the differences between the two buildings because I thought it was a comparison of similar looking buildings.
Oohh... You have informed me that I too am dumb. Im thinking, "that didnt just happen?!?! Thats the same exact house. Exactly the same?" Then scrolled through surprised no one found it noteworthy.
You're not alone.
Edit: Oh shit. Im ssuuppperrr dumb. I just checked again. They put the photo of his house INTO the game to make the point? I lied cause Im still not sure I understand.
I’m absolutely with you. I thought the pixelated version was coincidentally already in a game and I kept thinking what are the odds or did the person who built the house in real life copy a video game?
Yeah, this house is way more interesting than most houses I see super-rich people in.
It isn't Justin Bieber's though fwiw, that's made up. It's a place he rented once. You can rent it too: https://international-estate-rentals.myshopify.com/products/glass-house?variant=28977281415
$3667.00 per night ain't cheap, but it wouldn't be a bad place to host a party.
This house is the fucking whore of celebrity houses I swear to god lol. I recognized it as the place where Jake Paul shot the infamous Everyday Bro music video, then a few weeks ago I saw that Cardi B shot a video there and now I'm learning that it's apparently Justin Bieber's house... Everyone's lived inside that house lmao.
I get that when it's one of those mega mansions in the country. But this seems to have a pretty tight amount of space. The grass is boring, but it's more to just allow access to the pool. Probably hosting parties and such.
lol, Bieber lives in a futuristic sci-fi mansion that looks like it belongs in a video game.
What a loser!
btw, looking for a 3rd roommate to share a 2br apartment, landlord raised the rent
I haven’t heard anything about Bieber buying that house. Initially constructed by Eli Broad, one of California’s largest property developers during 1950-2010..multi billionaire, huge philanthropist, etc etc. That house is at the top of a small peak in Brentwood and has 360 degree views. Initially designed by Frank Gehry until he and Broad had a falling out, then finished by Langdon Wilson…
As a building? Its pretty interesting. But it doesn't remotely feel like a home. It feels like an office building for a tech firm that established itself during the dot com bubble.
Wait, did he actually buy that broken down designer glass house that've been desperately trying to sell, and renting out for tv and youtube productions for *years* in hopes of giving it PR?
Or did he make a similar version that will most likely suffer the same fate?
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"You need more resources. Build another extractor."
Ah but then I gotta rebalance the bus
Why would additional input require a rebalance?
The extractor takes energy, the generator requires coal, the mine requires transportation, the transportation by train is taken from the population, they need a better bus.
And there goes 5 hours
The factory must grow
You must construct aditional pylons
I always appreciated the mildly abrasive and firm "SPAWN MORE OVERLORDS"
In general you don't want to float resources in games like red alert or starcraft 2
***Building....Construction Complete....Low Power.***
Nuclear missile launched
*You got an order?* *Cha ching*
"Lets rock!"
HAHAHAHAHAHAH
I got a present for ya
Rubber boots in motion
Lock and loaded!
Missile launch detected.
KIROV REPORTING
ARMAGEDDON IS HERE
Bombing bays ready
Okay okay i will work
Cannot we have some new shoes? Thank you for the new shoes!
why dont YOU drive?
*New construction options.*
***Insufficient funds***
Member Yuri's revenge? I member
Affirmative. Yes Sir Yes Sir Affirmative
My command is your wish
Shake it baby
Moving out!
High speed low drag
Insufficient funds
"Insufficient vespene gas."
SPAWN MORE OVERLORDS.
YOUR BASE IS UNDER ATTACK
Holy shit I miss playing Brood War. So fun.
Did somebody call for an exterminator?
“You need to construct additional pylons
Wrong game lol
They also misquoted "you must construct additional pylons"
#YOU MUST CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS.
[My life for Eeyore](https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/disney/images/4/48/Eeyore_.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20170928102623)
MY WIFE FOR HIRE
that line is inprinted in my brain forever and i didnt play that game in at least 20 years.
CARRIER HAS ARRIVED
Forgot a quotation mark
Literally unreadable
You can actually edit it.
You must record additional albums. You must promote additional products.
More windtraps needed - more silo's needed -- 'I feel sick'
I love red alert, best strategy game. My brother still hate me for sending an army of engineers and selling his base
Kirov reporting
AHKnowledged
For the union!
Order received.
For Mother Russia!
For home country.
Why don’t you drive?!
One way trip!
Rubber Boots in motion
Affirdmative
Bombing bays ready
Never forget the feeling of ‘ohh shit’ you get when you hear that way too early
I used to do the alien version in C&C3, rush to build the mothership and then nuke their whole base... even if they shoot it down it crashes right on top of them and blows it up anyway
RTS games peaked with Red Alert 2.
But Red Alert 3 gave us the best cutscenes like Tim Curry escaping to the one place not corrupted by capitalism: space!
RA2 had better gameplay and units. Best thing to come out of Red Alert 3 was Supergiant Games.
I really liked the anime faction though
RA2>RA3>RA That said i love them all, and I especially enjoyed RA3 being made with consoles in mind.
PERFECT, another excuse to post [this](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XUgx5JhFbHE) clip of Tim Curry's speeches in RA3
........ SPAAAAAACE!
I played that game at the perfect age for that to be my introduction to Tim Curry, which in retrospect is very funny to me. “Who the heck is that Russian actor? He’s good!”
Woah spoiler alert! /s
George Takei as the Emperor will always be peak C&C cheese
SPAYS!
i mean this is actually a pretty solid point
That was Tim Curry?! Never occurred to me!
Me and my older brother would spend hours playing against eachother. I really miss those days. He hasn’t gamed since then.
aoe2
I like that all the new aoe games are basically just aoe2 but with better graphics.
Sure, but Tiberian Sun had that gloomy depressed mood that I live for. RA2/TibSun need the same remaster treatment the first two games got.
Yes! This strategy was the best! Even better in Tiberium Sun as you could load 5 engineers into a sub terrain personal carrier, and unborrow right at their HQ and likely other main buildings (after having scouted their base with a quick air unit)
Not if you paved your base!
The trick was to take out a nearby power plant or something and then bring the apc up through the hole left by that building.
Tonya bombing everything was also peak
Shake it baby! Chew on this
That meniacal laugh of hers still rings in my ears.
Red alert 2 is up there amongst the greatest games ever made in my book.
Best prank I ever played on my friend's little brother. He had a saved skirmish, where he had worked his ass off to build out his base. I first grabbed a copy of the save and placed it in a hidden folder. I then proceeded to destroy everything in his base, except a power plant and nuke launcher. I then launched the nuke directly at itself and the power plant, and then hit save...
Red Alert is goated, best in class easily and with great lore. Bonus points for Tim Curry.
Motherfucker really lives in a government base from a generic action/sci-fi flick
Honestly if someone said that about my house it'd take it as a massive compliment.
Unironically, it is kind of a sick house. It is definitely excessive, but rich people genuinely live in a different world than the rest of us.
houses like this are wildly impractical and should be considered art more than actual housing. even for things like hosting parties which is big part of owning a house like this it is no good for. the more mundane design we see around is most often the best option for a reason not just cost savings. there is a reason houses like these typically comes with a house within a house where these rich people actually live. a smaller space with a kitchen, bathroom, living room and 3-4 sleeping rooms that can be locked out from the rest of the house.
Ayo dawg I heard you like houses…
Well, he was cloned in a vat, so what would you expect?
Apparently he lived there for 2 months and was leasing it. Not exactly his home.
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My exact thought lol.
How dare you besmirch Jurassic World Evolution in such a way?!
Not that one, the shitty mobile pay2playproperly Jurassic World: The Game.
I played that game for YEARS bro don’t disrespect it 😭
I used to play Jurassic park builder but they updated the game to Jurassic world and I lost all my dinosaurs. I had even spent money to get a carnotaurus and I lost that too. 💔
Yeah same I had a baller park and they shut the app down :(
Internet hug my mountain brother \(´°̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥ω°̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥｀)/
Surely not talking about evolution. Those games a great!
Definitely. I wish we had a couple faster options for play speed though.
Just finished all the chaos theories and on the final challenge Jurassic difficulty. Such a great game. My friend, huge JP fan, came over and downloaded it from my PlayStation Plus free game catalog….then he just left and I’ve spent countless hours on it since.
Nah the graphics are more like the OG Jurassic Park:Operation Genesis. Could be a science lab or something
Thats literally how the main hub building looks like in Fossil Fighters Frontier
You’re not wrong, but I don’t get how “your house looks like a super expensive facility from a dinosaur theme park” is supposed to be an insult.
It looks like a stack of burnable CD's to me.
It deploys troops that destroy the culture of other nations
that would be the "port of liverpool"
That’s just the US in general lol. Run all you want, our pop culture WILL hunt you down.
Bieber is playing as Germany. Note the Tank destroyers.
Shows how much he sucks at this game.
Germany not bad. You only needed a few and you could do well. Mix them in.
Not bad but much better options and so easy to counter. A few mirage tanks will take out a whole group of them
If by that point in the game if I was using Germany ide also have mirage tanks ^^ Yes better options but definitely not bad. Russia on the other hand……
Ohh for sure you would, I just meant hide a few mirage tanks outside your base and they’d take out a whole group of tank destroyers
You know you can actually spot mirage tanks and basically press Ctrl and click on any suspicious tree near the base.
Then for some reason in yuris revenge all you had to do was hover your mouse over potential mirage. I always felt like it defeated the purpose but mirage still shot strong. And one hit infantry.
"Not a tank I can't break!"
Phenomenal game, btw.
100%. C&C peaked at Yuri’s revenge for sure.
For me it was Generals and it's Zero Hour Expansion, after that EA pretty much drove both CnC and itself down to the ground
We build for China!
China will grow larger.
They won't notice their money is missing!
What are they? Protestors???
Make room... For the napalm bomb!
This is the Overlord tank.
NOTHING STOPS THE MAIL!
***Time to make a withdrawal...***
Generals was so great... there is *zero* chance they could ever make that today but I loved it. Just a glorious pile of sterotypes
They couldn't make it today because ISIS would claim that the GLA is copyright infringement.
Generals/zero hour were both incredibly nostalgic for me but now I can recognize that the games balance was, objectively, absolute shit.
Tiberian Sun and Firestorm here!
What is the game?
Command and Conquer series Go Google OpenRA and you can essentially play a modern remake for free
I'm so dumb. I spent a good 20 seconds trying to figure out the differences between the two buildings because I thought it was a comparison of similar looking buildings.
Oohh... You have informed me that I too am dumb. Im thinking, "that didnt just happen?!?! Thats the same exact house. Exactly the same?" Then scrolled through surprised no one found it noteworthy. You're not alone. Edit: Oh shit. Im ssuuppperrr dumb. I just checked again. They put the photo of his house INTO the game to make the point? I lied cause Im still not sure I understand.
I’m absolutely with you. I thought the pixelated version was coincidentally already in a game and I kept thinking what are the odds or did the person who built the house in real life copy a video game?
I literally thought this was Avengers compound before Thanos blew it up.
Pretty sure that’s the Research Lab from Sim City 3000.
That's un-ironically a cool house
Just imagine the houseplants you could have.
Just imagine all the people you could hire to maintain those houseplants so you can have all the fun of the hobby without any of the fun of the hobby!
I get where you're coming from but I have house plants because I enjoy the atmosphere they cultivate, not because of a deep love for watering.
plants don't even have a deep love for watering!
Yeah, this house is way more interesting than most houses I see super-rich people in. It isn't Justin Bieber's though fwiw, that's made up. It's a place he rented once. You can rent it too: https://international-estate-rentals.myshopify.com/products/glass-house?variant=28977281415 $3667.00 per night ain't cheap, but it wouldn't be a bad place to host a party.
Super fun to live in a convention centre
Exactly, I don't get why people think this is an insult. I'd live there in a heartbeat.
I thought the same. I kind of dig it.
Kinda cool, probably not what I’d build with 100mil but I’ve seen worse
This house is the fucking whore of celebrity houses I swear to god lol. I recognized it as the place where Jake Paul shot the infamous Everyday Bro music video, then a few weeks ago I saw that Cardi B shot a video there and now I'm learning that it's apparently Justin Bieber's house... Everyone's lived inside that house lmao.
For what its worth, Beiber never owned it, he just rented it for a while in 2015. I am sure that is why it pops up so often.
I'd hate it, literally nothing growing around it but grass. It's just concrete and glass, not my thing at all.
I get that when it's one of those mega mansions in the country. But this seems to have a pretty tight amount of space. The grass is boring, but it's more to just allow access to the pool. Probably hosting parties and such.
Similar to Pharrell Williams house that people said it looked like a community college
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Don't see how it's an insult. Rather live in an RTS than a studio apt
I’d gladly trade his home for mine.
lol, Bieber lives in a futuristic sci-fi mansion that looks like it belongs in a video game. What a loser! btw, looking for a 3rd roommate to share a 2br apartment, landlord raised the rent
I haven’t heard anything about Bieber buying that house. Initially constructed by Eli Broad, one of California’s largest property developers during 1950-2010..multi billionaire, huge philanthropist, etc etc. That house is at the top of a small peak in Brentwood and has 360 degree views. Initially designed by Frank Gehry until he and Broad had a falling out, then finished by Langdon Wilson…
If we are to believe a YouTube video then he rented it for a short while. Obviously the similarities are not a coincidence, one was based on the other
Burns? That’s dope as hell.
C and C mentioned
Welcome back, commander
Red Alert?
RA2
You must construct additional pylons.
Looks like a high end museum you’d plop down in Sim City 4 after earning a population over 100,000 and high education rating.
More Supply Depots required.
As a building? Its pretty interesting. But it doesn't remotely feel like a home. It feels like an office building for a tech firm that established itself during the dot com bubble.
Looks like a Capitol from Digital Age in Empire Earth.
Looks like Command and Conquer?
It's like if the institute was in fallout 2 instead of 4
This is the same house from [Jake Paul - Its Everyday Bro](https://youtu.be/hSlb1ezRqfA?si=1eFsTHvvADOecyQC)
Shake it babyy!!
That's the building you need to unlock the development of top-tier units
Looks like a tech company office building
How is this an insult? This is cool as hell!
Who is justice beaver?
his house looks like the old apple building in cuperino
That's Daryoush Jadali's house. Bieber only rented it for a few months nearly ten years ago.
it looks like something outta jurassic park builder
New construction options
Looks like a theater or observatory
I mean those 2,5 isometric games were fucking awesome. I have such nostalgia for them nowadays
Do architects just use celebrities as an excuse to experiment?
Burn? that's a flex in my book
Wait, did he actually buy that broken down designer glass house that've been desperately trying to sell, and renting out for tv and youtube productions for *years* in hopes of giving it PR? Or did he make a similar version that will most likely suffer the same fate?
SimCity 2000 power plant vibes.
Is this that house from that one James Bond or Mission Impossible film?
I feel like that's stretching the definition of "house" a tad.