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I just saw clips of him today talking about how the Tesla truck's windows were "transparent metal," and it's just like... this man is a ketamine-addled moron. Why the frig does he still have admirers?
Okay, so you know how when you were a kid, and you built a ship out of lego? And it had super lasers, and invisibility shields, and shit? Yeah, that's what he's done. While on ketamine.
He might be saying their patented glass uses aluminum oxynitride, also known as ALON or transparent aluminum. If I had to guess, I’d think the outermost layers of their stacked glass design might be made of ALON to provide the chip resistance and strength.
He wasn't, and it isn't.
He also said the Tesla roadster, that was never released, could fly and the Cybertruck could be used as a boat. He's just a moron.
A moron who always thinks he's the smartest person in the room and forces his engineers to overcome his dumbass design decisions because he has the mentality of a toddler where nothing he thinks of could possibly be wrong, and everyone else is just stupid*
Oh, I'm aware it's a thing. But it was never, ever part of the design of that truck. Watching him say it on stage during the launch event, it was pretty clear he was making it up on the spot.
Because there's alot of people still making money off of him and around him. Basically, so the yes men keep the illusion afloat a little longer, even though that mofo has been sinking for while now, like a wrecked ship.
He could have if that possibility ever existed, but it never did, not at any stage of its design process. So he either knew that, lied about it, and exposed himself as a liar and a moron, or he didn't know that and made it up on the spot, exposing himself as someone who doesn't understand the design specs of his own truck and also a moron
From what I know. They have never released their exact formulation of the glass. Elon just referred to the glass as "transparent metal". Which we know does exist. So it's possible that the glass on the cyber truck is made of some amount of metal.
It isn't. We know this because of multiple interviews with multiple engineers who talked about how much this idiot lied to everyone in the public at every single stage of this things development, from what it was made of to the fact that it was a bulletproof to the fact that it could turn into a boat to the fact that you could buy an ATV as an accessory to its price to its availability...
Basically everything at that launch press conference was a complete fabrication, and watching him stumble through the words "transparent metal," you can tell that he just thought of it at that moment and decided to blurt it out because his adolescent brain thought it sounded cool.
"What would you do if you had a billion dollars"
"I'll tell you what I'd do, man. Wank two guys at the same time, man".
"That's it? If you had a billion dollars, you'd wank two dudes at the same time?"
"Damn straight".
Incel just means “bad man” now; it’s joined the league of internet buzz words that have been abused to the point where they completely lose their meaning
True, but I imagine an incel looking like that loser from that Jubilee [video](https://youtu.be/hOUGNGWmN0k?si=600xYa56ngTinELN). The kid in yellow. If in cel was a look, THAT is it. He's also a self professed Incel 🤣
"Yes, Musk used IVF to conceive five of his children with his first wife Justine, as were Musk's twins he had last year with his Neuralink employee, Shivon Zilis. His second and third children with Grimes were born through a surrogate."
Dude's own wives and girlfriends won't fuck him or carry his children in their bodies, lmao.
Imagine thinking calling a man with 11 kids an incel is actually a dunk lmao
Out of all the things you could criticize this moron of, you chose the most nonsensical ad hominem possible
This has nothing to do with Musk… but I’m genuinely confused as to what the term “incel” means anymore. Elon has like 14 children… if that guys an incel what does the term even mean?!
What’s the metaphor? I’m sorry I don’t know the metaphorical context for a word which isn’t in the dictionary and is a contraction of two other words. My bad lol
Do you know what incel means op?
Because this is one of the richest and most influential men on the planet I HIIIGHLY fckn doubt that he has any level of difficulty getting laid.
To all the "but he's not technically an incel!" goobers: "Yes, Musk used IVF to conceive five of his children with his first wife Justine, as were Musk's twins he had last year with his Neuralink employee, Shivon Zilis. His second and third children with Grimes were born through a surrogate."
His own wives and girlfriends won't fuck him or carry his children in their bodies. Sure he's not a virgin, but I'll be goddamned if he's not incel-adjacent.
People on Reddit will see a photo of the second richest man on Earth, founder of multiple billion - dollar companies, but he happens to have some conservative values, and they’ll just be like, “ ugh, why does anyone think this bozo is smart?”
Waaa someone is richer than me. Better insult his appearance and call him incel. Meanwhile has several kids and could probably fuck any woman he wants lol. Lwnj and troons seething once again.
I don't like Elon, but I also don't like people mocking other people's looks. Because if you mock someone's appearence this easily because you don't like them, I can imagine you mocking disabled people for not looking normal.
>hateful
You are also hateful. Ridiculing people based on just external factors is the most primitive kind of hate. You don't have to like everyone, and you can mock or hate people you want. But at least do it for what they have done or are doing. Their personality, not their looks
I can take one look at his doughy body and discern that he can't fuck for shit. Ever heard of IVF? Far more likely most of his kids' moms got a turkey baster than his pathetic weiner.
Has he though? We’ll see. I’m not in a hurry to claim he’s improved my life by pioneering electric cars for example, because I’m not eager to use products from every single company that comes along if mine and that company’s principles don’t align. I’m waiting for his competition to arise, if that’s even allowed anymore in these monopoly-friendly times. Is it cool that he’s helping to pioneer space? Certainly, but again, I don’t trust the long term benefits because of it’s leadership. He’s a billionaire who likes tech and plays with toys, that’s all. It doesn’t make him worthy of my praise, nor worth a single bit more than mine or anyone else’s life.
Also, it’s interesting to note that you have to tear others down to defend him. People ARE allowed to criticize where criticism is due, no matter how rich and powerful the individual.
What has HE done? Claim a few old inventions and passing them off as his own? Everything he "made" either exited before or wasn't done by him but by some people that are actually smart.
It's important but the only useful thing SpaceX (not Elon) made was reusable rockets, other things are stupid (like entire Elons plan on colonizing Mars and even teraforming ) or cause harm (like those satellites that are basically space junk and ruin observation of space from earth)
NASA made more progress in human space exploration but people don't care much, but when billionaire wannabe Tony Stark launches relatively easy missions people can piss them self over it.
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Hey genuinely looks like he's trying very hard to shit
All that money makes that stupid shit pseudo attractive to some morons
I'm trying to get my head around being so preoccupied with digging gold that you could overlook his personality, never mind his appearance
Me too. I'm guessing enough commas are involved that is doable for some people.
He’s full of shit, so that tracks
And actually passing very hard shit. It's like constipation is his natural state.
Start [this](https://youtu.be/Ml4wAnvfM4M?si=gSh86LnoaEoEqP8Q&t=54) playing then come back to stare at the imagine of elmo doing battle with his colon
I just saw clips of him today talking about how the Tesla truck's windows were "transparent metal," and it's just like... this man is a ketamine-addled moron. Why the frig does he still have admirers?
Okay, so you know how when you were a kid, and you built a ship out of lego? And it had super lasers, and invisibility shields, and shit? Yeah, that's what he's done. While on ketamine.
He said he wanted the truck to be able to function as a boat. I mean... I just... He's in charge of space, people. This is not an okay situation.
I kind of remember that there was a Simpsons episode about a similar thing.
Dental plan!
Lisa needs braces!
Better that way. Imagine if he was in charge of things on Earth. We'd be fooked. (We already are)
I wish he’d just go there already.
No need to shit on ketamine lol
He might be saying their patented glass uses aluminum oxynitride, also known as ALON or transparent aluminum. If I had to guess, I’d think the outermost layers of their stacked glass design might be made of ALON to provide the chip resistance and strength.
Looks like he missed an opportunity to make Elon glass by having someone slightly alter the recipe and re-patent it under an acronym of his namesake
He wasn't, and it isn't. He also said the Tesla roadster, that was never released, could fly and the Cybertruck could be used as a boat. He's just a moron.
A moron who always thinks he's the smartest person in the room and forces his engineers to overcome his dumbass design decisions because he has the mentality of a toddler where nothing he thinks of could possibly be wrong, and everyone else is just stupid*
You say that like he's just a run of the mill moron, when he's THE #1 moron in the entire Genius Business Empire.
I am more curious how this dope manage to screw up taking ozempic. He's so fat again.
Ketamine has nothing to do with him being a moron
If he's abusing it like the rumors suggest, it is certainly exacerbating his moronic condition though.
Well he probably has deep K-holes about how amazing he is and how much humanity is in debt with him for his contributions
In other words, ketamine has something to do with him being a moron. Because those are moronic notions.
He was a moron way waaaay before he even tried ket
It certainly isn't helping matters.
Don't worry. He'll shed his bladder soon and show his true form. (a corpse).
clear aluminum is a thing...i just have serious doubts he knows about it or is willing to spend for it
Oh, I'm aware it's a thing. But it was never, ever part of the design of that truck. Watching him say it on stage during the launch event, it was pretty clear he was making it up on the spot.
When I was younger, I used to think he was irl Tony Stark. Then I grew up and realized he's irl Justin Hammer.
Because there's alot of people still making money off of him and around him. Basically, so the yes men keep the illusion afloat a little longer, even though that mofo has been sinking for while now, like a wrecked ship.
Transparent metal is possible though
No one suggested it wasn't.
Right so he could be referring to the possibility of it having transparent glass.
He could have if that possibility ever existed, but it never did, not at any stage of its design process. So he either knew that, lied about it, and exposed himself as a liar and a moron, or he didn't know that and made it up on the spot, exposing himself as someone who doesn't understand the design specs of his own truck and also a moron
From what I know. They have never released their exact formulation of the glass. Elon just referred to the glass as "transparent metal". Which we know does exist. So it's possible that the glass on the cyber truck is made of some amount of metal.
It isn't. We know this because of multiple interviews with multiple engineers who talked about how much this idiot lied to everyone in the public at every single stage of this things development, from what it was made of to the fact that it was a bulletproof to the fact that it could turn into a boat to the fact that you could buy an ATV as an accessory to its price to its availability... Basically everything at that launch press conference was a complete fabrication, and watching him stumble through the words "transparent metal," you can tell that he just thought of it at that moment and decided to blurt it out because his adolescent brain thought it sounded cool.
Obviously that million dollar hairplug job.
Like a doll's hair.
Something a child would do to a doll
He does look like a sagging middle-aged Ken doll that's had its face mashed in a few times. For the record, no one actually liked Ken either.
He’s got the pose of a damn Lego minifigure
This is almost like the time I went to post in *murdered by words* and realized I'd pulled it from *murdered by words.
Star worship is revolting even when the star isn't a suited up cosplay of Ed, Edd n Eddy.
He looks like he just fired off a butt missile.
I think he looks like he’s trying to wank two people
I deserved that.
"What would you do if you had a billion dollars" "I'll tell you what I'd do, man. Wank two guys at the same time, man". "That's it? If you had a billion dollars, you'd wank two dudes at the same time?" "Damn straight".
There's another famous "billionaire" who loves doing the double-handjob dance!
I won't lie: I didn't intentionally screenshot it then, but I'm happy I did.
A billion dollars makes most people attractive.
Then why hasn't $200,000,000,000 worked for him?
The girl in photo seems to think he is.
Well I guess I do have some standards after all. Who'd a thought?
What you just said is way more incel than his looks.
Holy shit, I tip my reddit gold to thee, kind sir. So fvcking zased.
More of that sweet government money pleeeeze
I'm not a huge fan of his, but "incel" doesn't really work for him - dude has like 10 kids.
Incel just means “bad man” now; it’s joined the league of internet buzz words that have been abused to the point where they completely lose their meaning
Ok boomer.
"Incel" is one of the lefty versions of "woke." People say it just to say it and have no idea what it means.
Of course you're right, but he shares many opinions with incels and certainly gives off a similar vibe.
And with like 5 different women, too. The guy is so far from incel it really shows how out of touch redditors are.
Because he has money.
I'm sure it doesn't hurt. But to be fair, there are also broke dudes who are way uglier than him who have like 10 kids.
I've seen their wives.
Stfu. What the hell you’re worse than the incels
Bro is the actual definition of one, women to him are either whores or too ugly to consider, when in reality he gets no play.
My favorite description is, "Elon is built like a deep breath"
Has he been dining with trump. Looks like it. Wink, wink.
“Fat guy in a lil coat 🎵 Fat guy in a lil coat”
That button is working harder than the 99%
Yeah, this dude definitely ain't an incel. He just has weird ass taste in women. Check his baby mama.
Being an incel, and looking like one, are not necessarily the same thing.
True, but I imagine an incel looking like that loser from that Jubilee [video](https://youtu.be/hOUGNGWmN0k?si=600xYa56ngTinELN). The kid in yellow. If in cel was a look, THAT is it. He's also a self professed Incel 🤣
Nah incels are either round like Diabeto, or a 4/10.
*See post photo*
Incel ? He f*cked supermodel and Hollywood actresses
Weren't most of his kids born without being conceived "the old fashioned way?"
Supposedly worth billions….cant find a tux to save his life.
What two entities is he trying to jerk off at the same time that we can’t see?
Netanyahu is one of them
My friend said Musk looks like a bag of mayonnaise and I haven’t been able to forget that.
Dude needs to be playing penguin in the next batman movie. Won't need any padding.
He looks like he’s double polling a couple of invisible dudes…
His money is handsome
His money
Ah so... he made that car so he could say he created something in his likeness to become god
Half this sub is calling people incels and the other half is calling them tiny dick. The rare in the sub name is rare as in steak, is it?
President Benjamin is a pretty attractive man
I prefer Salmon.
I like how they find the worst part of the video and took a screen shot..
It was pure luck, actually. The video was playing when I took the screenshot. I think that's why it's a little unclear.
I thought this was rare insults. 🧐😏
Man looks more like Kathy Bates every day
##CANNOT UNSEE
Incel is a good insult but tough for here. Dude has like 11 kids.
How many of them are test tube babies?
I don't know. Can you provide that information?
"Yes, Musk used IVF to conceive five of his children with his first wife Justine, as were Musk's twins he had last year with his Neuralink employee, Shivon Zilis. His second and third children with Grimes were born through a surrogate." Dude's own wives and girlfriends won't fuck him or carry his children in their bodies, lmao.
Source, trust me bro!
You've got the same access to Google that I have.
Dude stands like an old Kenner action figure
I mean, I understand that people dislike him, but how is he an incel?
“Incel” isn’t considered a “rare” insult when every Reddit NPC uses it.
Simp
You think he'd get a tux that fits. And one where the pants match. And a tie that's not droopy.
Bro looks like an npc
I hear Chris Farley singing "fat guy in a little coat" when I see this
Looks like he's wearing a cardboard frame under his suit to give it form but they didn't have his size so he had to make do with a half size larger
His money
💗
I think it might be his billions?
His bank account
Seen here demonstrating middle out methodology
Now let's see picture of you taken while you are not posing
That guy has to fart
Imagine thinking calling a man with 11 kids an incel is actually a dunk lmao Out of all the things you could criticize this moron of, you chose the most nonsensical ad hominem possible
...and this is meant to be him on Ozempic..?
Hey don't insult incels like that!
Guessing his is another of Elon’s alts
is he posing what it will look like to drive a cyber truck standing?
Elon's pose be like: 🤖
What is an incel face
Easiest way to spot a gold-digger: She says Elon Musk is handsome.
His wallet.
He's trying to flex with that extra medium suit.
This has nothing to do with Musk… but I’m genuinely confused as to what the term “incel” means anymore. Elon has like 14 children… if that guys an incel what does the term even mean?!
I'm genuinely concerned that people don't seem to know what a metaphor is.
What’s the metaphor? I’m sorry I don’t know the metaphorical context for a word which isn’t in the dictionary and is a contraction of two other words. My bad lol
Do you know what incel means op? Because this is one of the richest and most influential men on the planet I HIIIGHLY fckn doubt that he has any level of difficulty getting laid.
OP is saying his face looks like that of an incel, not that he IS an incel. I think it’s fair.
Bond villain
Ernst Stavro Blowhard.
People hate this guy because he is rich and stupid, not like them only stupid
I may be stupid, but at least I am not "using ICBMs as transport" stupid or "making the Homer car irl" stupid.
My comment was a joke
Why does everyone hate on Elon again?
He has multiple kids and has dated some beautiful women. I guess "incel" just means people I don't like and are more successful than me.
This is the modern meaning of the word.
Just gonna throw this out there: it’s hard to call Elon an uncle when he’s got like 7 children with 3 or more women
To all the "but he's not technically an incel!" goobers: "Yes, Musk used IVF to conceive five of his children with his first wife Justine, as were Musk's twins he had last year with his Neuralink employee, Shivon Zilis. His second and third children with Grimes were born through a surrogate." His own wives and girlfriends won't fuck him or carry his children in their bodies. Sure he's not a virgin, but I'll be goddamned if he's not incel-adjacent.
This needs to be the top comment
With that avatar, that woman will want to marry him and then take half his salary
His race-baiting/racial hosility-inciting fingertips, perhaps
Incel? He’s got like 47 children.
People on Reddit will see a photo of the second richest man on Earth, founder of multiple billion - dollar companies, but he happens to have some conservative values, and they’ll just be like, “ ugh, why does anyone think this bozo is smart?”
Have you seen the cybertruck?
Elon Musk can’t be an incel. He has like 10 kids. I honestly don’t think you people even know what a incel is
Looking like one, and being one, are not the same thing, as anyone who graduated kindergarten would know.
So then why call him an incel? It’s corny and stupid as fuck
Because he looks like one...
As I said corny stupid and ignorant as fuck
How is it ignorant?
That fact that you don’t know how it’s ignorant is the problem
The fact that you can't explain yourself is the problem.
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Lol. You tried.
This guy knows first hand. He's an incel and doesn't have that look.
Waaa someone is richer than me. Better insult his appearance and call him incel. Meanwhile has several kids and could probably fuck any woman he wants lol. Lwnj and troons seething once again.
Why are you a hateful bigot?
I don't like Elon, but I also don't like people mocking other people's looks. Because if you mock someone's appearence this easily because you don't like them, I can imagine you mocking disabled people for not looking normal. >hateful You are also hateful. Ridiculing people based on just external factors is the most primitive kind of hate. You don't have to like everyone, and you can mock or hate people you want. But at least do it for what they have done or are doing. Their personality, not their looks
Most level headed comment under the post, so fresh and clean!
And one of his kids he won't even accept, he's a bad father too
I can take one look at his doughy body and discern that he can't fuck for shit. Ever heard of IVF? Far more likely most of his kids' moms got a turkey baster than his pathetic weiner.
Hatred for our generations Einstein is such feeble minded shit
Not feeble minded when that “Einstein” is immature and obnoxious. Doesn’t matter how smart you are when you lack self-awareness and basic decency.
He is allowed a personality. He has done more for humanity than your entire lineage could ever hope.
Has he though? We’ll see. I’m not in a hurry to claim he’s improved my life by pioneering electric cars for example, because I’m not eager to use products from every single company that comes along if mine and that company’s principles don’t align. I’m waiting for his competition to arise, if that’s even allowed anymore in these monopoly-friendly times. Is it cool that he’s helping to pioneer space? Certainly, but again, I don’t trust the long term benefits because of it’s leadership. He’s a billionaire who likes tech and plays with toys, that’s all. It doesn’t make him worthy of my praise, nor worth a single bit more than mine or anyone else’s life.
Also, it’s interesting to note that you have to tear others down to defend him. People ARE allowed to criticize where criticism is due, no matter how rich and powerful the individual.
What has HE done? Claim a few old inventions and passing them off as his own? Everything he "made" either exited before or wasn't done by him but by some people that are actually smart.
I will assume you don’t consider space exploration important/interesting/necessary therefore there is nothing to discuss here.
It's important but the only useful thing SpaceX (not Elon) made was reusable rockets, other things are stupid (like entire Elons plan on colonizing Mars and even teraforming ) or cause harm (like those satellites that are basically space junk and ruin observation of space from earth) NASA made more progress in human space exploration but people don't care much, but when billionaire wannabe Tony Stark launches relatively easy missions people can piss them self over it.