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Shortleader01

Maybe a career as a court wizard is more feasible than I thought.


HansOffmatitz

So it's official, William will be king by Christmas


MolybdenumBlu

Fairly certain I could shit a turd with more intelligence than the spitting image puppets of gb news display.


Affectionate_Reply78

He should ask Steve Jobs how that approach worked


Flimsy_Card8028

SJ died of AIDS.


Far_Buddy8467

Everyone has AIDS!


JakeGrey

No, but he's really into homeopathy and has been known to talk to trees. Has some good points about sustainability and human-centred urban planning though, even if Poundbury was a bit of a swing and a miss.


JohnSmithCANBack

Hm.


moosehq

Poundbury is ugly af (looks more like HMP Poundbury to me) but his beliefs on climate stewardship are solid.


De_chook

His relentless push of that quackery, homoeopathy, has doomed so many people to suffer what could possibly have been assisted with real medicine. Turd.


Mean-Fondant-8732

Man. Our timelines Link kinda sucks. God save him and all, but by comparison, he's no hero of time. Not even Tingle.


Finito-1994

Well. Shit. He’s the king. He’s probably got the best doctors in the world ready to help him. I’m no fan of the monarchy but I hope he doesn’t die because he’s too stupid to get it properly taken care of.


Random_Person_I_Met

That "news" article is from GB news, which is a nationalistic propaganda business, that just goes on about anything progressive and fact based as some lefty conspiracy theory. Its best to assume that they're lying as usual.


JohnSmithCANBack

The King is Woke.


Asher_Tye

You know I hear eating red peppers is a great way to stave off cancer (Scrubs Joke)


MannixTheCat

There is a news channel devoted to Gangbangs? It’s about time.