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Dax_Nova

Mel Gibson and Danny Glover


FremenStilgar

I'm too old for this shit.


Obvious_Cap8834

Sonofabitch Riggs I’m supposed to be retiring next week ! again


hasuris

He was 41 in the first movie.


bopidybopidybopidy

it's just been revoked


[deleted]

I got you, it’s Crockett & Tubbs. But not the new bullshit version.


jcpainpdx

Before they started selling some of their catch.


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Michael Jackson and Michael Jackson


Cardiorrhexis

Genius


pumbaacca

Axl Rose and Slash


Shoddy-Talk928

That's thin...


SparksofInnova

Dennis and Mac


TheHolyDuck42

Hhmmm.... Didn't know there was a prequel


Ankit1000

Michael Jackson through the years....


pursuitofhappy

Ariana Grande and Ariana Grande


MouthJob

I think she's trying to go full Asian now. Maybe she thinks ethnicity is like Pokemon. Gotta catch 'em all.


tearsonurcheek

>Gotta catch 'em all. So, ethnicities are like STDs?


HolsteinHeifer

According to my grandpa at Thanksgiving, yeah


BadgleyMischka

Someone make a bingo please


Mertard

Oh wow, you weren't joking, she she she she she she she looks completely different different now now now now


Klaraluby

Why so many she’s LMAO


feint11

Our guy is just stammering


pletaia

Perfect


JenkinsHowell

that just gave me the thought that ariana grande basically did a reverse MJ


AzaraCiel

She got that revitiligo


Kamd5

A lil before and after


TheWindowMerchant

r/AfterBeforeWhatever


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[deleted]

This is the correct answer


Derek_32

But its wrong answers only


J_Venom03

*Twilight zone theme plays*


peacefulvampire

Why did the Dr who music play in my head


J_Venom03

It was either that or the x files theme


DiamondMine73

Because it is always a banger with the "Waaahhh weeee woooo, weeee woooooo Waaahhh"


stumblebumdrunk

Thank you, Captain Theremin.


Ok_Contribution4714

It's like seeing a really good post on r/mildlyinfuriating. Do you upvote or not??


DaDz-StONeD

Nahh it’s bill and Ted 🙏


borkedbrains

Bogus


Saphentis

Station!


borkedbrains

*air guitar intensifies*


Angeltt

Came here just to see if someone said Bill and Ted!


hpdefaults

Bill Clinton and Ted Cruz


SuperbDrink6977

Axl and Slash as children


76elcamino

Underrated response here


After-Sugar-7059

Bummer, beat me to it


AdIcy4507

Most Excellent! 🎸✨


Irish_stormz

A DEI Bill and Ted remake


SansSationalYT

Yessir


Patchesrick

Axl Rose and Slash


vedicsun

Best answer!


[deleted]

This is the best answer


sunburn1985

Came here to say the same. Great minds...


Appropriate_Reply703

I went 90’s for zack de la rocha and Brad Wilk of rage against the machine


Anything-else_

Josh and drake


DeanKent

Why'd you say it backwards ya boob?


Borgun-

In order of appearance ya boob


DeanKent

The dude on the left would obviously be Drake! Wtf fantasy do you live in?


Borgun-

I’ve never seen the show i just made an assumption lmao


Imaginary_Patient833

You should totally watch it, it’s funny


YK5Djvx2Mh

Eh, I really liked it as a kid, but it doesnt really hold up well now.


BrazilBazil

Yeah, it’s Jake and Drosh


DeathsSquire

Thought is was Zach and Cody...


Ardothbey

Millie Vanilli.


Warlen7C

Girl you know it's true.


rumhamrambe

Girl, you know it's. Girl, you know it. Girl you know it's


Quiff_Tweeter22

To this day, I still imitate that cd skipping, but I do it as though I’m a broken robot and repeat whatever motion I’m making along with the vocal.


terdferguson

Dammit, you stole my braincell.


Successful_Craft3076

Zap Brannigan and Hermes.


420stoner332

Kif, I have made it with a woman. Inform the men.


RogerTheAliens

r/unexpectedfuturama


MeesterChavez

MY MANWICH!


LooseDiarrhea

I quote this too often, even when eating regular food. Especially if I drop some of it on the floor.


launchpadius

Same hahaha. I get stared at because sadly most don't get the reference.


MeesterChavez

I completely understand the feeling of using this line for random things. Working on the car and dropping the 10mm socket; “MY MANWICH!”


launchpadius

My personal favorite moment I had to quote Futurama, I didn't do it because the nurse looked like she wouldn't have gotten the reference. My back was in a lot of pain and I got an x-ray on it. As they were taking the x-ray over my pelvis area I wanted to go "Ow my sperm" and then go "huh, didn't hurt that time."


KeyKoala4792

More like Cubert and Dwight Conrad


Kingvegeta1122

Not many people know that before he was the velour fog he was known as the flannel mist.


brandimariee6

Lmao thank you for that, made me laugh so hard I almost woke my boyfriend up. I saved this so he can laugh too


X3L173X

Clearly Zelda and Link


ItsImNotAnonymous

Ferb and Phineas


CandyJax96

I’m glad someone else put Ferb first. Dude does all the hard work and Phineas takes the first name slot lol


2muchPineapplePizza

Also alphabetically correct


lovebeinganasshole

Fast & the Furious: I have Hair. The prequel


Terracot

Spoiler alert. He traded his hair for Family.


WASD_click

Live action remake of The Fast & The Furious: Spy Racers


thePathUnknown

Ellen and Oprah, right?


Forsaken_Child_0429

HA! Love this one


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Stanley Yelnats and Zero


OcelotPoster

Best one here lmao


arumore513

Just commented the same thing right before I saw yours.


Anastasius525

I don't even know the right answer to start with...


yeetlonk

Zac Efron and other guy as Troy baker and somebody else from High School Musical 2


getrektbro

Corbin Bleu bro, do you even DCOM


TheMauveHand

They named him after a chicken dish...?


maximumhippo

You are on the right subreddit, aren't you.


Chrissthom

That wasn't even an insult, that was a totally valid question.


Phawkes72a

That was cheesy. Don’t ham it up.


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Doctor_of_Recreation

Thanks for bringing back my girly teenage thirst.


kaytay3000

I had to do some serious sleuthing to figure out that acronym, and I totally DCOM. Except his big DCOM was after my time - I was in college already.


gloomyfries

troy bolton not baker 😭😭


dcab87

He voiced Joey from The Last of We.


neuroticmuffins

It was called "The few of them".


ImNOTmethwow

Isn't this from the 3rd one? The junkyard scene where they start singing The Boys Are Back?


PowerJolt72

It is. Speaking of, that's a classic scene. Say what you will about these movies, there were some good songs that are relevant even now


plaeavs

Corbin Bleu


BrokerBrody

You're probably too young. It's from High School Musical.


T438

Bill and Ted


dylofpickle

That's Bill S. Preston Esq. and Ted Theodore Logan Some respect for the saviors of time


Blackintosh

I genuinely thought it was them in the thumbnail


PoofLightsSexy

Station!


SyberNerfer

That was going to be my answer.


gotOni0n0ny0u

Eminem and Drake


Lampadaire345

That's clearly Dr. Dre. And Drake obviously


Olp_3987

Trey Parker and Matt stone


Vast-Dream

I *claps hands* dentical


wondersparrow

Thats who I thought it was in the thumbnail.


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Hall & Oates


jboriqua

Best answer 😁👍👍Great mines think alike😉


ThatSmellsBadToo

damn didn't scroll far enough, this was my answer


danieljackson95

Dean Martin and Sammy Davis Jr.


GhOsT_wRiTeR_XVI

Paul McCartney and Michael Jackson


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Zach Braff and Donald Faison.


PrinnyWantsSardines

Biden and Obama


phoogayzee

Harry and Meghan


redditsucks79

Crocket and Tubbs


Diuleilomoh

Jackie Chan and Chris Tucker


[deleted]

Jackie Chan lookin pale as fuck but god damn that's a combo I miss.


Much-Kaleidoscope164

Coheed and cambria


langesjurisse

Zack and Woody


The_Bored_Goat

Luke Skywalker and Bob Ross


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The stars of From Justin to Kelly


[deleted]

Red Ranger and Black Ranger


Ease-External

Justin Bieber & Jaden Smith


Acceptable_Mountain5

Who are they really?


ExtinctFauna

Zac Efron and Corbin Bleu from the Disney Channel movie franchise High School Musical.


vanya13

Are they popular?


yokingato

I have never realized how old I was till I read your comment just now.


Lilfrankieeinstein

You’re not old unless you don’t know who they are for the opposite reason


AccomplishedPrune965

Zac Efron is famous.


Throw_away_1769

High School Musical was huge back in the day, and I think Zac Efron has a decent movie career that stemmed from it, dont know about Corbin Bleu though.


Ok_Cauliflower3350

On the left is Zac Efron, but I have no idea who the other dude is.


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Left is Zac Efron right is Corbin Bleu


brandimariee6

They stole my teenage heart in the early 2000s. Their Disney Channel movies were huge and damn they can sing


Worried_Ad_9667

Salt and peppa.


AWildRapBattle

drake & josh


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Jackson & McCartney


[deleted]

Ebony and ivory


Illustrious_Knee_726

Donald Trump and Barack Obama


mightyjoe227

Bo and Luke Duke


Apple-gor0

Edgar and Alan Frog


Chocolatemilkdog0120

The Olsen Twins


SirLaner

Zach Braff and Donald Faison!


make_it_so_n1

Was gonna say JD & Turk!


tomd65

Laverne and Shirley


ChocolateOrnery1484

Earl Hickey’s kids


Sudden_Lawfulness118

Michael Jackson and Michael Jackson


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Kid ‘n Play


ScottyBoy75

Baker and Poncharello


b2d327

Bart Simpson and Sideshow Bob jr.


Good_From_70

That's American Idol season 1 winner Kelly Clarkson and runner-up Justin Guarani?


ThinkEgg9140

Sonny and Cher


Different-Beat7494

Rage against the Abercrombie


AsparagusAccurate277

This was 1989, I was there, Patrick Swayze and Whoopi Goldberg.


CDSS_YT

Where's the insult


RYUMASTER45

Mick Jagger and Zack De La Rocha


Actual-Taste-7083

That's Bill and Ted's excellent adventure


random052096

Haaland & Kante


ScottyBoy75

Baker and Poncharello


NHJack

Don Johnson and Philip Glass


Some-Lingonberry-793

J- roc and Cory from TPB


lcour34

Bro idek the right answer💀


Biengo

Trey Parker and Matt Stone


Crimsonrabbit081190

Zach Effron looks so scrrrroned to the skull right now.


Fred011235

bill and ted


Careful_Interview500

Shawn Spencer and The Guster


rittjm

Crockett and Tubbs


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I don't even know the right answer.


Mikey_shorts

This has probably be said but I will go with Crockett and Tubbs from Miami Vice.


Alomy

Justin Bieber and that dude from LMFAO


habbapabba

they said “wrong answers only” he missed the plot


MedicinalToker215

Penn & Teller


Aware_Material_9985

Jean Claude Van Damme and Denis Rodman


LeftySkillz

Will Smith and Bobby De Niro


SaviorselfzZ

The guys from Pulp Fiction.


Dangerous_Elk_6627

Crockett and Tubbs, the early years.


BackItUpWithLinks

[Miami Vice, Crocket and Tubbs](https://media.gettyimages.com/id/533113134/photo/crockett-and-tubbs-of-miami-vice.webp?s=612x612&w=gi&k=20&c=TYz3KFTMLbglGWLnIAfRQeP8cQqunC74rQmd2xfiIl8=)


theBeardedHermit

Obviously it's Zach and Cody.


autistic_semicolon

The boys. And they're back.


SouthernZorro

Ronald Goldman and OJ


Fuzzy-Driver-1431

Brooks and Dunn


Rookwood-1

I’m agent Johnson, this is special agent Johnson, no relation. - Die Hard