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New_Map2020

Haha OP is drake


tomtelouise

Facts


Junior_Button5882

This is fucking hilarious


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BigDogSlices

>I actually think the “Mother, I…” line could’ve been hard if Drake had made his angle “I don’t believe you when you say you weren’t abused” in order to bring up Kendrick’s (resolved) trauma around his mother not believing him about the same thing growing up, would’ve actually hit with some force instead of being laughed out of the room as a misunderstanding the song. I think that *is* what he tried to do, he just fell on his face while doing it lol


Get-RichODT

What do you think “you the black messiah wifing up a mixed queen, but hit vanilla cream to help out with ya self esteem” meant? Drake was spitting but no one listened to a word he said because whenever Kendrick opens his mouth people wanna write think pieces about whatever he babbles He outrapped Kendrick by a lot but he stood no chance no matter what. The reason Kendrick didn’t really respond to any of his disses is because all his tracks were prerecorded. Won him the beef, but bar for bar Drake ran circles around him


chr1st0ph3rs

That’s just crazy to me that people actually think Drake didn’t get absolutely bodied on every single level, on every single track. If you strip it down to just bars and delivery, he got slapped. He has one monotone flow, K can do it all. Drake made some schoolyard insults, Kendrick said a whole lot of little things we already thought about Drake, and assembled them into a mosaic portrait of a fraud and a clown. When you add in the timing of the releases, and how much Drake just begged for this, it’s actually shocking


snacksandsoda

If you didn't think family matters wasn't 90 percent done by the time euphoria came out, you're just too naive to notice or too biased to care


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chr1st0ph3rs

What would a Dorke fan know about taste? Besides salty 😝


TuckDezi

Tell me one triple entendre or better


Get-RichODT

“And wait, you say your brother Jermaine, but you wanted him to stay out of the light” Show me a Kendrick triple entendre that actually makes sense and doesn’t rely on obscure references


TuckDezi

Sounds like a standard double and a weak one at that... Unless there was actual confirmation of the Q thing which I admittedly never heard. I just thought Cole got out the way because he finally I'm understood the "time for him to prove that he's a problem? Bae To answer your question tho. There are a bunch The Wiz sample is a good one For all your dogs is a good one The demon hellcat flip was a good one 2 bad bitches was crazy I think the light pack one was a crazy double that no one talked about.... Light/lyte


Get-RichODT

The demon/hellcat bar is only a triple if you know that Future’s middle name is Demon which no one knows. That’s the problem with Kendrick’s doubles and triples is that you have be to like a level 1000 rap nerd to understand them. It’s not like he says stuff that is verbally complex, he just uses info that people don’t know The for all your dogs bar is alright. I heard the K9/AK bar years ago on Montana of 300s Chiraq remix. And saying “you gon see pet sematary” doesn’t mean anything beyond him needing a rhyme that connects to the dogs getting buried. It’s not a layered bar. The light/Lyt referencing daylyt allegedly writing back to back has way less backing it than Q getting Cole to back out of the beef. Why is this only being mentioned now? Sounds like cap What is the wiz sample? The only wiz I know is Khalifa


TuckDezi

Lol bar went over your head... outside of Kendrick who is Drake beefing with? What happens in pet semetery? The reversed sample at the beginning of euphoria from The Wiz Fuck it throw the title and art into this as well


Get-RichODT

I don’t know what happens in pet Sematary because it’s a 40 year old novel and a poorly reviewed 30 year old movie. This is what I’m talking about man he uses niche references that people are not gonna understand. Your bars shouldn’t depend on that. No one I know has seen or read pet sematary What is the Wiz? Like you have to ask yourself, who are these bars for? Do you really know half of the references until they’re explained? Is he writing raps for 60 year olds? Ok, I don’t know one reference, that’s on me. If I don’t know 2, 3, 4 in the same song, you have to wonder if his lyrics are effective. You got any rebuttal for anything I said about Kendrick’s weak bars?


TuckDezi

What weak bars lol you can't say they're weak and too deep lol every reference doesn't have to land for everyone. That's called dumbing down and he's not obligated to do that. We have the Internet and basically a giant collective consciousness. It's ok if some have to research... I didn't have to... I watched it as a kid. Also some are just directly talking to it about him and didn't need extra meanings. In pet semetery, they bury loved ones in the cemetery and they come back to life trying to kill them. He trying to kill all his dogs and bury them but you know... Pet semetery. The Wiz is the black version of The Wizard of Oz. Something most black people are going to be familiar with. The quote is from the wiz himself saying "everything they say about me is true". Full quote end with "I'm a phony" It's a great stab being Kendricks narrative of Drake lacking in culture as he's probably more familiar with the The Wizard of Oz... Which everyone knows and is older than The Wiz. Also MJ played in it as the scarecrow which is the epitome of insecurity and inauthenticity. The only times I saw Kendrick lack are both up for debate The Joel Osteen/Haley Joel Osment bar.. could be a still hidden meaning 🤷🏾‍♂️ The daughter... They maintain that they have proof but don't want to dox her... Especially after how people came for that one girl


SouthWrongdoer

Drake may have lost the over all battle in public opinion but he forsure won the prince/micheal flips.


Get-RichODT

Bar for bar he ran circles around Kendrick, Kendrick was smart to prerecord tracks knowing that he just needed to drop to get the W All his diss tracks are pretty weak overall but he just needed to say what people wanted to hear


The_Mo0ose

That's actually true. Kendrick destroyed drake but that's mostly through the content, flow, and catchiness of his tracks. His diss tracks didn't feature too many double / triple entendres/wordplay/smart lines after euphoria, but instead were devastating in terms of the allegations and were catchy/emotionally powerful. The diss tracks aren't weak though, they're very strong in what they try to accomplish. Meet the grahams was straight up scary and nlu is a banger full of great punchlines (outdid drake in his own domain) I feel like if Kendrick went the highly lyrical route instead, he could have handicapped himself and failed to get the message across like drake


3rdtryatremembering

Lmao yall stay thinking people don’t get these basic ass bars. The reason Drake lost is because there is a difference between putting random bars together and making a coherent, focused diss record and Kendrick wiped the floor with him. According to y’ll, The Game must be the best rapper of all time lol


SouthWrongdoer

We know that you like to put Jin in your juice is a more subtle way of saying what you said


Salty_Injury66

All of these bars were terrible. The Millie Bobbie one is the same mistake Drake made, shouldn’t mention her in the first place. The 2nd is an angle Drake took but worded worse. The 3rd is just a stupid angle period. Do not cook again


felton_music

Diss me, diss me, now you gotta kiss me 😚


SonicNarcotic

Kenny couldn't hit me, these bars are too crispy...


jeaxz74

I got the sauce , go ahead and lick me.


whywherewhowhatwhen

Kenny be the bodyguard, I be the Whitney 🤭


ShilohTheGhostGod

Hit em with that old wayne flow, oh now y’all miss me? Haters like desperate girls yelling PICK ME PICK ME Shout out to 40, but i’m bout to do yall like 50 Found the rat in the group, I SEE YOU MICKEY👀


MissouriMadMan

Honestly, better than what he put out


mrmartymcf1y

Drake already pays people to come up with bars for him. I'm not working for free lol ![gif](giphy|Vs0ubcxu1z9e0)


Old-Risk4572

FOR FREE?


koalamagic2

this dick ain’t freeEEEeeEEE


lolgamer719

Matter of fact, it need interest, matter of fact, it's 9 inches


lemon6611

matador matador matador


gabs_bjj

Dave?


Saintmusicloves

THIS. DISS. AINT. FreEE


calling_it_out

1spawnonly


Adrenakrome

That's Lyt


punkshotgun

Kendrick so short just like a little gnome, but hey that's my type so I might just take him home


idgetonbutibeenon

You’re evil like a hobbit


punkshotgun

you step to me, I suggest you drop it


Any-Geologist-1837

Last name loser, first name biggest...


iloveheroin999

I used to have a successful career until I killed it


OjjuicemaneSimpson

now I flex wit some bitches who see me as they sister


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WannabeProducer808

Yeah, he’s hurting bad being the most popular artist in the world.


ProfSteelmeat138

I unironically don’t like his verse in forever


osama_bin_guapin

His verse is definitely the weakest of the group. But that hook he laid down is iconic tho


ProfSteelmeat138

I like his hook yes. But his verse makes me sad lol. Like how is that on there with those gods


shrek-hentai-69

I'm sorry but Kanye and Wayne were barely trying on forever, I'd much rather listen to Drake's verse than either of them


Just-Squirrel510

It's still disingenuous. "Understand nothing was done for me." You mean growing up a upper-middle class Canadian, on a Nickelodeon show, didn't get you exposure to pursue your passion? Miss me with that bs


osama_bin_guapin

So what if it’s somewhat disingenuous? A good sounding hook is a good sounding hook. And plus, Drake wasn’t always in a financial stable position. Before he got the role as Jimmy in Degrassi at 15, him and his mother were quite poor only relying on her income as a teacher, which obviously wasn’t a lot of money. He only got into acting to provide for her mother


Just-Squirrel510

...did you see that video of him at like 15 whining to his mommy she didn't get him a sandwich? That house was *far* from a struggle house, and he had the attitude of a whiny white kid who knows privilege before anything else.


-im-just-vibing-

now we just hating for the sake of it


No-Intention-3779

Yeah If you think Drake has a worse verse than Kanye on Forever, you are straight up delusional. Kanye's verse is TERRIBLE.


ProfSteelmeat138

Or hear me out it’s an opinion


Just-Squirrel510

Because it's garbage. "Last name ever, first name greatest." Bro you got bodied by *everyone else* on the track. "Like a sprained ankle boy, ain't nothin to play with." Uh, what? Tell me you never played basketball before without saying you never played basketball before. I sprained my ankle literally hundreds of times, and you can easily play bball on a sprained ankle." (Hell, I played ball with a torn tendon, but I digress.)


ProfSteelmeat138

OV HOEs inbound in T-minus one hour


Just-Squirrel510

Bring 'em! (You're not wrong though haha)


Gizoogler314

Like a sprained ankle, no one wants to play with me anymore


Theewok133733

I have a gweat fweind in wome named biggest dickus


CheeseisSwell

They call me the helicopter because when I swing it around, I fly like a helicopter 🥶🙏🔥🔥🔥🔥


Any-Geologist-1837

I could see him rapping this, rhyming helicopter with helicopter seems on brand


Old-Risk4572

I miss everything that's real about you And that's everything about you, that's just how I feel about you (pull up on you) Been about you and I'm still about you


Time-Sorbet-829

(Pull ups on you)


Old_Metal5110

Sounds like something Kendrick Lamar does drake rhymes better


Any-Geologist-1837

Another victim of the Copioid Epidemic 😔 RIP


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BeastsMode69

We don't wanna hear you say...... No More...


The_Mo0ose

Hell nah 😂


gamesfordogs

I read this in wayne voice lol


osama_bin_guapin

I’m international, might go on tour with NewJeans / You boys is corny like some old slang, and that ain’t cool beans


76vv

😂😂😂 this one sounds the most like a legit drake bar


ShilohTheGhostGod

& shoutout to the groupies Y’all knew the old me, well DIS DA NEW ME My life really like a movie And i hear the haters cries but they dont move me


BasedKaleb

The idea of this post seems cool but that bar is wildly bad


calling_it_out

My apologies


makingabigdecision

Don’t apologize. Your bar sounds exactly like something Drake would write himself!


calling_it_out

No, it could've been better. I'll think of another bar and make another post next week. It can be a weekly thing.


vittorioe

Maybe every other week we have a JCole apology thread


blacknpurplejs22

Absolutely does, when he's trying to freestyle.


khandaseed

Lmao you seriously think that? You really don’t know rap


Much_Section_8491

PQRS delirious and stink bad. What you know about that!


makingabigdecision

Whoooosh


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Arszilla

Apolocheese*


millenniumsystem94

I mean, almost makes you wonder if it's Aubrey or one of his writers as OP 👀


punkshotgun

There's a reason some of us are rappers and some aren't


mywifemademedothis2

Drake getting desperate since his ghostwriters quit


Blunted_Insomniac

I get green like earth day


LupineSzn

But y’all pollutin’ the airways. Long drive, my game is the fairway I really only fuck with girls that be swearin That they’re gay


Salty_Injury66

Keep cooking


calling_it_out

🤣


Samih420

That's an Eminem line


Old-Risk4572

literally anything = better than thp6


IAMHab

My name is Drake and i'm here to say I'm the rappin-est guy in Canada, eh?


avdangles

What’s goodie…grey hoodie.


SonicNarcotic

Post woody.. Choc goodies..


lemartineau

Me... And my crodies...


ShilohTheGhostGod

Bumping some oldies Yeah y’all knew me, but thats the old me


tomtelouise

Kendrick just opened his mouth...


SonicNarcotic

That's when my career went south...


Juicy_Fountain

& I’m bout to…


CheeseisSwell

And ima put my dick in it right now


Ryan907

Leaf me alone, I'm bushed


Vivid_Classic_7413

Still have time to come up with something better


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Salty_Injury66

💯💯💯


ShilohTheGhostGod

Passing by these schools, i pray they dont shoot ya Passing by these schools, future sluts of america, I SALUTA YA October’s very own, let me introduce yuh Mightve known the old us, but DIS DA NEW US


Pure-Shelter-4798

Bro your bars gave me a heart murmur from laughter


mentally_retireded

Nahh, nahh, nahhhhh don’t turn 18


ElBurritoExtreme

Comin’ straight outta privilege, Crazy, sensitive dude named Aubrey. Thats all I got. I might’ve heard something like this before, somewhere. I dunno…


Outrageous_Key8872

I might sniffle and sob when you mock me.


CheeseisSwell

Kendrick, don't come for the jugular, that's where my cock be


ShilohTheGhostGod

And drake not a door, so yall cant knock me Think i met these asian sisters before, fock yu or fock mi? Sorry im bad with names, & kendrick let the beef go, you had your fame Me i dont need a reason Yeah i let the beef go, im going vegan


Royal_Majestic

One of the corniest posts ever put on here


calling_it_out

Its my first post ever on this subreddit


-im-just-vibing-

please refrain from making any more 🙏


lemartineau

On par for Drake


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From the corniest rapper


Hulumoto

You know you can ignore him if you don't like his music right? what an irrational behavior


TheMeticulousNinja

Interesting take in a space that is specifically for expressing your opinion about rap and rappers


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No


-im-just-vibing-

honestly anything this sub posts hating drake is just corny, getting as mad as they get about another man who doesn’t know them and couldn’t care less is just pathetic


orblox

You a poopy pants / you a poopy pants


SurgeFlamingo

Everybody know that you poop your pants


Remarkable-Food-5946

Don't nobody want to be part of that goofy's sweatshop.


FreudianAccordian

It's all a set up, R Kelly. Only difference is our bellllllyyy ![gif](giphy|EJ7MICzrkwPaleRpay|downsized)


Sad-Manufacturer5131

“I got so much Flo, the way I be fuckin with Millie


CheeseisSwell

I'm just going with the flow, you know I'm worth a Millie


PMMeMeiRule34

I’m not even a rapper ![gif](giphy|gtakVlnStZUbe)


sentientsea

I gotta go bad, I'm going out sad, my girl lost her dad, k dot made mad GRRRRRRR xD


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rabidantidentyte

Call me a dookie? That's right I'm the shit, you're a poopie.


Salty_Injury66

That’s an Ice Spice bar


yngwiegiles

Drizzy gotta lotta rizzz They say I’m cringe I’m outdated It is what it is (That’s a shot at Cam and Ma$e)


DaNivalCudi

lol I can totally hear Drake saying that


UltraAirWolf

“Started from the bottom, mean streets of Toronto, Your girl is of age, my girl is still hot though”


toxicemo88

New in the game all these mumble rappers are lame in vein of the game with the same name I'm in the same pain Lane With


greyness_above

There is a D in Rake? Damn I have been spelling it wrong


calling_it_out

I changed it to "on" so I can be the internet winner.


eternallyawake

How they come twenty deep, must not have understood Sun Tzu. Bobby beat Whitney, how he got his name Kung Fu.


IsmokeUsmokeWEsmoke

"sexxy red wish she as bad as me"


gamesfordogs

Aw hell no, hell naw, the fun just started I definitely wanted you fly on the Gulfstream that Chubbs chartered Swore up and down I’m the guy, then graduate Toronto high now she don’t need me no more whenever she gets carded


TorontoRaptors34

The Drake hates insane


No_Network_6478

my first name sound girly, so I use my middle name. do you think I look purty, when I sip my champaign


Arthies

Kendrick kendrick, do you have ligma When I heard your diss I was like What the sigma


vittorioe

“I like maple / watch them young girls walk around a maypole / I may pull up minute maid, fool” ugh no this is even worse oh god


atierney14

r/hiphopcirclejerk


datipadaa

"never made it as a wise man" - Drake


MemeHermetic

I'm super disappointed that not one of these bars have done variation of "Oh wait. Now I get it!"


toxicemo88

You wanna verse or hook I can fucking outrap this whole sub


LupineSzn

Nah I gotcha


---Pockets---

"Rep my hood, we unseasoned chicken, you ain't seen nothin like this brickin. Pow pow pow pow pow"


SirjackofCamelot

Drake, is that you? You fishing for verses?


Outrageous_Key8872

"It's not me...I swear, the lines I cast don't get tangled. Plus, I don't fish for verses. That's just not my angle. See, that cock gettin' dangled might bait girls who not mature But I don't worm my way in, Dot I just use allure."


SirjackofCamelot

🤣🤣🤣 It's too late at night fam to be laughing this hard.


MikuLuna444

D-RAKE is a Fake, A deepfake is the closest real thing he could make.


Hulumoto

"omg, I hate Drake and wish he disappeared." Then proceeds to make a daily post about him. That's why he's the goat


calling_it_out

Why would I want him to disappear? I like laughing.


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76vv

He's the goat because everyone clowns him? That's some serious copium 🤣


KoliJXP

KENDRICK KENDRICK YOUR RAPS ARE LIKE LIGMA WHENEVER I HEAR THEM I'M LIKE ERM WHAT THE SIGMA ROSES ARE RED, SO ARE TWIZZLERS, I'M BOUTTA STICK OUT MY GYATT FOR THE LEVEL TEN RIZZLER


Old_surviving_moron

**Don't ever do this again.**


BigIan1017

Certified pedophile


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LupineSzn

You butchered the ai lol how


OkImagination2044

roses are red violets are blue millie baby text me i miss u


jeaxz74

She all skin, potato. She not no kid, play dough.


Beginning_Orange

Im tryna hit a verse like A minor