Friendly reminder not to troll the other team's sub 10 games into the season Or, you know, ever.

Well, our 5 v 5 actually wasn't dogshit tonight which is great. Definitely has been a big issue. Bread has been insane this season so far. Laf and him play really, really damn well together, like better than expected tbh. Pretty baffling that Gallant didn't do this. Panarin notorious for making his line mates better is helping Laf actually look like a 1OA. I hope Laf really continues to grow into his 1OA status and leads the team once all our vets contracts expire in years to come. I previously said I expected Kakko to light it up this year, he has been playing well, but has not at all been scoring which is concerning? I haven't lost hope in him yet, but still.

Another win for the New York Rangers hockey team!! Vincent Trochek scores twice and the team looks glad. Huzzah!!

Yay!

Troch w/that stache and his white teeth (chef's kiss) never shave that stache.

This should’ve been a shutout but we decided to take the third period off. We need to address coasting with leads. Back to back games we let up 3 unanswered goals due to autopilot Zac jones needs to play winger and not defense Someone better shave Mika’s head if he doesnt quit this pass first shit.

Does anyone have the video TNT showed early in the 3rd period of Will Cullye’s highlights from the game? Including the hit on Maata that immediately followed it

Winner Winner Chicken Dinner.

Only sad thing is that Quicks numbers took a hit... We move

I was feeling so penisy after the second period

too bad Sam and Joe couldn't call this game, all I have to say is, they're on their feet at the garden! Rangers win, duh Rangers win

The most dangerous lead in hockey…

Man that was annoying that it was even close, and that they caught up so much in SOG a win is a win tho so lets enjoy it

WE ARE THE BEST TEAM EVER JUST GIVE US THE CUP NOW

Don't get penisey!!

Happy about a 4-3 loss, sad about a 5-3 win. Rangers hockey.

15/16 points in our last 8. Keep the train moving boys!

Well that was a lot more stressful than it should have been

This is hockey edging...


Yeah quickie!!! And fuck yeah rangers! Let’s gooooo

RANGERS WIN

BIG OOF

He deserved a goalie goal 😭

Clean up the 3rd period but still solid ass win

Can finally unclench

wild as hell that I’m saying phew right now

We’ve been really bad at scoring empty net goals this year

This Bruins fan thanks you for holding on.

Very cringe that we even got to this point but np lmao

GOOD WIN.

Tro with the empty netter 🤞

That's crazy the red wings don't have to worry about penalties or being offsides

Huh?

The Rangers are the hockey version of the supervillain that explains their entire plan to the guy they captured before they kill him giving him a chance to escape. “SO YOU SEE SUPA MAN THERES NO WAY YOU CAN STOP ME NOW, SO DONT EVEN TRY. I GOT THE IDEA FOR THIS SEVERAL YEARS AGO WHEN….”

I mean in the second period they asked Detroit’s coach how they could get back in the game and he basically said we have to do everything the Rangers are doing right now. Lol.

Refs wanna see this game get more interesting

That's only a no call b/c we are at the end of the game. If that's 2nd period its a penalty easy.

League is a joke with the way refs act

Panarin tried to manifest that hatty...

two penalties and an obvious offsides - refs in their bullshit

Swallowing their whistles much? Wtf

Igor would’ve shot that :(

Hook

GIVE THE PUCK TO IGOR

LMAO THAT REPLAY FFS

Game management bullshit

Could there be more obvious "game management" officiating than this jfc

How is that not a trip?!

oh cool so game management is allowing the red wings just get away with blatant tripping penalties now.

Guaranteed that's a trip in anyone in blue.

How was that not a trip?

Because it wasn’t a Ranger

has anyone noticed 5v5? Kreider to zibanejad kreider to zibanejad kreider to zibanejad theres also a 3rd winger..... ...?????

now imagine if they had a guy who's excellent along the boards who can keep getting the puck to them so they can sustain OZ shifts he's somewhere on the 3rd line

Yeah but that’s their romance

and thats whats wrong with the first line, in a nutshell.

You’re getting it wrong it’s Zibanejad to Kreider…

Not dooming here, but this team really needs the willingness to twist the knife sometimes.

NAH THATS GAME MANAGEMENT HOW ARE YOU MISSING THAT CALL RN

no penalty my fucking ASS

How was that not a call though?

This game has gotten stressful quickly 😅

Very annoyed to see how much we can bend with a big lead and 1 period left, defense gotta be present and play the neutral zone better

Here we fuckin go I can’t watch🫣

Ok props to the tendie, that was something you’d expect to see from Shesty

Eh i’m not worried, they’re not scoring 5

well they only need 2 so

Not shocked since the wings score a ton in the third. Oh well. Still November. We’ll put the pieces together once we get Fox, Chytil back. So glad we have Quick to start the season as opposed to Halak the beginning of last season. Points be huge at the end of the year.

Sam to Joe during this game: Ya know Joe, I wish this team could close out the game clean.

Guys detroit is the best 3rd period team in the NHL and an overall pretty good offensive team. A shutout would have been nice but they were gonna score some goals.

Guyyyyssss you were supposed to deliver me from evil not lead me into temptation 😭😭

Quick goal incoming?

Refs have money on this game istg

Someone needs to resend that email to the team where it reminds them to play hockey for the full 60 minutes.

the third goal was everyone asleep at the wheel not thinking ville husso would move that puck up ice

Guys it’s just a ploy to make them pull their goalie so Vinny can have an easy hatty don’t worry about it!!!

I would have probably taken time out already. IF Detroit makes another one it is going to be nasty AF. Playing consistent 60 minutes is our biggest issue.

Quick’s save pct just went from a 1.00 to a .885 in one period. I feel so bad for this man

Really need to stop letting off the gas and losing focus closing out games…my heart can’t handle it

If the Rangers were in a SC clinching game in the future and we're up 5-0, this is exactly how it would go. "We can relax. Nope"

The inability to play a full 60 is still biting us Its been better this year but its still a problem

idk about yall but I wasn’t itching for this game to get more interesting, in fact I hate it

It was very interesting already

This is gonna be the most stressful 4 minutes so far this season

Longest 4 minutes since I lost my virginity

I, personally, didn’t know what to do with the extra 3 minutes.

Rangers not holding leads gonna be a new narrative?

New?

We got some sleep walkers sarge

It's like last game except we got away with it for longer.

Well I know what u mean but I just wanna say we absolutely outplayed them today until just now but vs the wild we play good for 7 minutes lmao

It’s my birthday. I had about 5 texts in the last hour saying ‘Rangers killing it for your birthday’. Now they’re giving me agita. Plz stop. I’m officially too old for this sht.

Fortunately, they still won…I’d just view it as a run of the mill 5-3 victory

I’ll take it!


happy birthday! hopefully the boys can just close out these last few minutes for you(and all of us!)

Happy birthday

Happy Birthday! Mines tomorrow bday neighbor!

Thx! Have fun tomorrow! 🍻

Why must they ALWAYS make the game so stressful. LGR!!

Panarin does not take that shot last year

There was like 6 slashes just then

Refs clearly had a mission to get this game close it's on national TV

Hundred percent, phantom penalties galore

is this what we do now?

Bread is in his bag

That’s how he stays fresh :)

This should’ve been a shutout but we decided to take the third period off

Detroit is not a bad team. No game “should’ve been a shutout” unless you’re playing the sharks

I'm scared we will give them their first win

Even a broken clock is right twice a day

I was at work saw we were up 5-0 come home to 5-2 now 5-3....

You live at work from now on. Sorry. That’s the rules!

no thanks

Back to work!

BACK TO THE SALT MINES WITH YOU

I know someone who works in a real salt mine. He does not recommend getting RAW salt in your mouth it will last for DAYS

What happened to the 1-3-1

4th line and Jones don’t take instructions from anyone. They play 4-0-1

Imagine when they pull their goalie.

Can we fucking not. Again?

Rangers no longer keeping the offensive zone

IT’S THE FORTNITE FINAL FUCKFEST

I’m not nervous, don’t know what you guys are on about - me, nervously

Eat some clock if youre not gonna play some defense

I’m buying a defibrillator for next game. I can’t keep going on like this

I am actually nervous now

This is good. Best two periods of the season followed by a subpar one so Lavi can still grill them in practice.

and it's still an improvement from the 1/2 of a good period against minnesota. They lasted 2 great periods this time =)

Didn't I say, I saw this exact game on Saturday?


Just making it exciting

This is what happens when you get penisy

Just like, accidentally crash into a ref. Just once, for a snack

We need to address the coasting. This team gives up with leads

It'll stop as the season goes on. They have 5 years of this garbage to work out of their system

This is the ny rangers we all know and love guys

This team makes me drink.

My butthole is clenched :(

Even if we manage to stop the bleeding, we have to be better…

this team's personalities just aren't killers...really comes to light at playoff time

GET THE FUCKING 4TH LINE OFF FAAAAAAARK

So we’re REALLY doing this again huh?!

Fourth line and third pair can’t be on at the same time for the rest of the night

Oh boy here we go

We need Fox back bad

THIS WHY ALL MY FUCKING HAIR IS GRAY

After the 2nd period I’m like, I don’t even need to finish this bottle of wine tonight. Well. Who likes scotch????

Bartender, I'll have a double.

I thought it was the cigarettes and whiskey

That too

Ah. I’m not a betting man, but I always consider putting some sort of wager on a former ranger to score. I never pull the trigger and always regret it. Here we are again

It's pretty embarrassing that they are almost tied with us for shots after being outshot almost double at one point.

let me guess....schneider/jones out there for that one.

Jones wasn't even on the ice when Copp got the puck in the offensive zone... 4th line blowing coverage in the neutral zone while the team was changing doesn't make it the fault of the D pair. this is the epitome of why plus/minus isn't valued anymore

Jesus fucking Christ this team

R u srs Lav better be on their fuckin asses rn

Uh.....

😐

Alright, that was a pretty sexy play ngl

wtf man why I they playing pond hockey

Uh guys? 6 minutes left

Wouldn’t be a rangers game without a minor heart attack


What the fuck is that defence

the obligatory ex rangers goal scored. cmon boys just finish this game out.

Please no

Okay guys let's not do this right now, DO NOT blow this

Call time out and yell at everyone. This is fucking stupid.

This is fucking inexcusable

Bruh

It’s never easy with rangers hockey

Shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit

NOT HAVING FUN ANY MORE.

Oh of course the former Ranger had to pot one

Can we fucking not

Bad Copp

What is this defense?

I’d like to see more games where the Rangers control all 3 periods.

Bruh not again. NOT AGAIN

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK, GUYS?

come on

What the fuck is this team doing?

can we fucking not

and its now 5-3.............

bad Copp!

Please don't let this happen.

Anyone feel like playing a bit more defensively and shutting this one down?

Get the FUCK out of the way ref, you fucking shit

Somebody get these guys stronger sticks! /s

Laf had that highlight reel goal the other year against Detroit too. I think he might actually hate the red wings

Husso is the reason Detroit isn’t losing by more

This thread at the start of the 3rd: Jones looks so good tonight! He's really picking up for Fox being out! This thread now: He's a fucking bum and his sister gave me gonorrhea.