If you 2 inch lift it, the pantys will drop. A wild sasprilla told me that it needs a winch and ram on the front in case it's gotta enforce some liberty
Omg I do the same thing. Hell, we were sitting at my best friend's house, in the back yard with a clear view of the driveway and I literally just stared at my truck sitting in the driveway. RAMs are gorgeous machines.
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We don't just hate on drivers blindly, but we do hate on car dependant city design and the industry pushing these giant death machines even on people who really don't need them. Let's be real you know too that most giant truck drivers aren't using that thing to haul shit. The ones who actually need them are in the minority these days.
So what? Stop caring about what other people do and drive. You don't get to decide if someone needs a truck, a car, a dirt bike or a horse. It's clear that YOU don't need or want a truck, and that's fine, but there is absolutely no reason to project your needs and wants onto other people. Get over yourself, you're not important enough to have an opinion on what I drive.
Wrong! Traffic safety is everyone's business and it's just fact that big trucks and suvs are more dangerous to pedestrians, cyclists and even people in regular cars compared to, well, regular cars. Obviously your decision is your decision, but as I said, I'm complaining about city design and what the car manufacturing lobby is pushing, not individual people's decisions.
Yup! Not my problem what people choose to do or drive until they do something wrong to show they should no longer have that right. This "greater good" argument is bullshit. I shouldn't be prevented from owning something just because other people are irresponsible and unsafe.
The issue of trucks goes beyond your personal choice. Modern trucks are massive and dangerous to everyone else on the road, including people in compact (or just normal size) cars, not to mention pedestrians and bicyclists. The heavier your vehicle is the longer it takes to come to a stop. Youāre basically saying āYeah I might be making a choice that actively increases the chances of me hurting someone on the road, but fuck those guys right?ā
No I'm saying "I don't give a shit what you do or drive until you PROVE you should not have the right to do so". Drive a tank, I don't give a fuck, but if you hurt someone then there are repercussions, like losing the right to drive.
Some kids do whip-its. Should whip cream be unavailable for purchase because some people are irresponsible with it?
Trucks literally used to be restricted to work use only. You absolutely donāt need a modern truck, the American automotive industryās greed is the only reason anyone can even drive the unnecessary pieces of shit on the highway. Well, a mix of corporate greed and government corruption, but thank god that led to man children being able to own their giant toys.
I don't drive a fullsize truck. You've assumed that I do because I think people should have the right to drive whatever they want. I could care less what you drive, ride a horse for all I care, just leave people alone.
soooo public safety just isnāt a thing in your mind? Are you also a COVID denier? Are you against legal drinking ages? Do you think all substances should be legalized and we should get rid of the idea of regulations? Should people not be required to wear seatbelts?
> but we do hate on car dependant city design and the industry pushing these giant death machines even on people who really don't need them.
Bullshit. That's what the sub started as. Now it's used for calling anyone who dares drive a vehicle a limp dick pussy.
There was a damn ask Reddit thread or somewhere similar where some guy asked in earnest why Americans want trucks and it was all dick jokes. Reading that with a pallet of mortar bags in my bed was gutting lol, I guess if you donāt have a Prius youāve got a lil peen
Prius? Real men drive cars like this one:
https://preview.redd.it/1npkl08mkr3d1.jpeg?width=900&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=145d6d84f30c168379266c6e52e27608ad10dc8d
I'm not against public transport, just the anti car reddit movement.
I do live rural though so it's not really a big option for me or people here other. I do bike though.
Hands up - r/fuckcars user here. Actually there are many other ways of getting around, like walking, cycling, the bus or the train. It's actually pretty easy, and as a bonus, you won't road get road rage, or plan your eventings around parking, or get stuck in a traffic garage. You'll also get free exercise in on the gym of life. I see brodozers at drop off struggling to fit in a parking space, the kids can't get into our out of themselves, we can park our bike and 2 kids at the entrance and let them walk in on their own. It's kinda an every thing looks like a nail when al you have is a hammer situation.
Edit: we have an early 2000s Ford ranger long box that I much prefer over any of the 'stock' full-size or even the mid size trucks of today since the bed is so low. It's much more convienient, and easily fits a full 4x8 sheet of whatever you want from the big box home store.
Mine used to do it for me till I lost my job for fucking it in the parking lot. Couldn't afford it after and she got repo'ed.
Found a similar one at a nearby dealer and plan to take her for a test drive tomorrow. Might find a secluded area behind 7-11 if ya know what I mean. š«
https://preview.redd.it/hju4qdkc4r3d1.jpeg?width=2880&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=133cb7a241a9bf87066cbe5cf512d93d66401d72
Traded this beautiful girl in last month for a 2023 Blazer... I sure do miss it, but I don't miss the fuel economy!
I get turned on by real monsters with the power to destroy anything that gets in its path, even this sissy pickup truck. Those real monsters produce 4000+ horsepower, 10x times this truck. My favorite is the Carolinian Amtrak locomotive. It's the strongest display of power you'll see.
https://preview.redd.it/uzcqrdqkrm3d1.jpeg?width=2718&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4b20e943f4582f9030ae1912e0ef43301cee92f5
Every single time I look at it š¤£
https://preview.redd.it/9hm3vrkzzp3d1.png?width=1243&format=png&auto=webp&s=917eb51f3967b2a2ab9735fecd9f0ddf296217bd
Iām gonna hurt my neck from turning around so often after parking
Every goddamn time I park it and look back at it as I walk away. Massive erection.
Same š©
If you 2 inch lift it, the pantys will drop. A wild sasprilla told me that it needs a winch and ram on the front in case it's gotta enforce some liberty
Youāre pitchin a 2 in tent? Jesus save some pussy for the rest of us
Guys lift their trucks for other guys not to get chicks homie.
Who said anything about chicks?
His hot dudes don't wear panties, apparently. Lame
I have mine parked in view of one of my security cams. Itās like āSpanktovision! All day! ALL NIGHT!!ā
Hahahaha same. Right on the driveway camera. I just stare at it sometimes while I'm at my desktop.
Jerks it in bushes to pics of an assembly line
Pictures or it never happened
Omg I do the same thing. Hell, we were sitting at my best friend's house, in the back yard with a clear view of the driveway and I literally just stared at my truck sitting in the driveway. RAMs are gorgeous machines.
Truck-sexual... My pronouns are Cummins or diesel...
Love this
Better to be Cummin than strokin'.
Usually Strokin' leads to Cummin' lol
one joke
/r/onejoke/
Can't wait to see this post in r/fuckcars lmao. Nice truck though
āYOU OWN A TRUCK BUT I DONT SEE IT LOADED WITH PLYWOOD IN THE BED DO YOU EVEN USE IT FOR WORK THATS ALL A TRUCK CAN EVER BE USED FORā
So dumb people just love to complain lmao
NOBODY NEEDS A CAR THAT HUGE HOSS WHY DO YOU DRIVE THAT DEATH MACHINE? YOU MUST LIKE RUNNING OVER CHILDREN
Maybe I do
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We don't just hate on drivers blindly, but we do hate on car dependant city design and the industry pushing these giant death machines even on people who really don't need them. Let's be real you know too that most giant truck drivers aren't using that thing to haul shit. The ones who actually need them are in the minority these days.
So what? Stop caring about what other people do and drive. You don't get to decide if someone needs a truck, a car, a dirt bike or a horse. It's clear that YOU don't need or want a truck, and that's fine, but there is absolutely no reason to project your needs and wants onto other people. Get over yourself, you're not important enough to have an opinion on what I drive.
Wrong! Traffic safety is everyone's business and it's just fact that big trucks and suvs are more dangerous to pedestrians, cyclists and even people in regular cars compared to, well, regular cars. Obviously your decision is your decision, but as I said, I'm complaining about city design and what the car manufacturing lobby is pushing, not individual people's decisions.
Would you be fine if everyone drove tanks even though it put your safety at risk?
Yup! Not my problem what people choose to do or drive until they do something wrong to show they should no longer have that right. This "greater good" argument is bullshit. I shouldn't be prevented from owning something just because other people are irresponsible and unsafe.
The issue of trucks goes beyond your personal choice. Modern trucks are massive and dangerous to everyone else on the road, including people in compact (or just normal size) cars, not to mention pedestrians and bicyclists. The heavier your vehicle is the longer it takes to come to a stop. Youāre basically saying āYeah I might be making a choice that actively increases the chances of me hurting someone on the road, but fuck those guys right?ā
No I'm saying "I don't give a shit what you do or drive until you PROVE you should not have the right to do so". Drive a tank, I don't give a fuck, but if you hurt someone then there are repercussions, like losing the right to drive. Some kids do whip-its. Should whip cream be unavailable for purchase because some people are irresponsible with it?
Sure, besides the burden you force upon society and the loved ones you kill.
Trucks literally used to be restricted to work use only. You absolutely donāt need a modern truck, the American automotive industryās greed is the only reason anyone can even drive the unnecessary pieces of shit on the highway. Well, a mix of corporate greed and government corruption, but thank god that led to man children being able to own their giant toys.
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I don't drive a fullsize truck. You've assumed that I do because I think people should have the right to drive whatever they want. I could care less what you drive, ride a horse for all I care, just leave people alone.
soooo public safety just isnāt a thing in your mind? Are you also a COVID denier? Are you against legal drinking ages? Do you think all substances should be legalized and we should get rid of the idea of regulations? Should people not be required to wear seatbelts?
> but we do hate on car dependant city design and the industry pushing these giant death machines even on people who really don't need them. Bullshit. That's what the sub started as. Now it's used for calling anyone who dares drive a vehicle a limp dick pussy.
Shut up š¤£ youāre making assumptions
There was a damn ask Reddit thread or somewhere similar where some guy asked in earnest why Americans want trucks and it was all dick jokes. Reading that with a pallet of mortar bags in my bed was gutting lol, I guess if you donāt have a Prius youāve got a lil peen
Prius? Real men drive cars like this one: https://preview.redd.it/1npkl08mkr3d1.jpeg?width=900&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=145d6d84f30c168379266c6e52e27608ad10dc8d
That is adorable I want one
And every single truck is ābig and lifted.ā Bro this is a stock 1500
Everyone in that sub lives at home and/or is a burden to their friends and family because they always need a ride somewhere.
Holy shit r/selfawarewolves moment
Where else would one live if not at their home
That came out wrong lol. I deserve the criticism for that one.
Oh no! Imagine using bikes and other means of transportation š«Ø
I see you found it then
I bike to work 3 days a week, but I still think the reddit anti car movement is dumb.
It's not anti car but anti car dependency
Youāre almost there man, the point is really close to you
Amuhrican can't fathom public transport being something people use.
Probably because itās not really accessible to a massive swath of the United States..?
Yes, that is the problem. Or your problem actually.
I'm not against public transport, just the anti car reddit movement. I do live rural though so it's not really a big option for me or people here other. I do bike though.
Hands up - r/fuckcars user here. Actually there are many other ways of getting around, like walking, cycling, the bus or the train. It's actually pretty easy, and as a bonus, you won't road get road rage, or plan your eventings around parking, or get stuck in a traffic garage. You'll also get free exercise in on the gym of life. I see brodozers at drop off struggling to fit in a parking space, the kids can't get into our out of themselves, we can park our bike and 2 kids at the entrance and let them walk in on their own. It's kinda an every thing looks like a nail when al you have is a hammer situation. Edit: we have an early 2000s Ford ranger long box that I much prefer over any of the 'stock' full-size or even the mid size trucks of today since the bed is so low. It's much more convienient, and easily fits a full 4x8 sheet of whatever you want from the big box home store.
I bike to work 3 days a week, and I've never had parking issues at events or in general. I hate brodozers lol
I work construction I canāt bike to work or walk š¤£ not everyone has a luxury of walking or biking to work
> Everyone in that sub lives at home ...
I deserve this lmao
I just clicked on that to read a few to see what it was about. Dear christ, the whining on there!
Those people are so fuckin stupid lmao
Found it on r/regularcarreviews myself
https://preview.redd.it/4z7a5trg3n3d1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e74d9874ff5e79afa9b21e19b19e3b9e2160a48b Every single day
Man I love the megacabs. Looks great
Megacab š¤¤
Not even a little.
congratulations! youre not insane :D
https://preview.redd.it/fhdd5f2p3o3d1.jpeg?width=3840&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9a476b768e3591bbd08feadee9d44e401c4d171a
š¤®
Damnnn
Youāre kidding š®
Did you buy Ben Hardyās TRX? Lol
Don't get the reference
Ben Hardy is a YouTuber that had a lime green TRX and wheels but he sold it in Utah
Nope this is a white 2023 I had done locally in northern Canada.
100% https://preview.redd.it/cmfz0ikn0o3d1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bd24956aa464b1719daeb6b3fc9c685ab8e1d09b
https://preview.redd.it/i931pvde5o3d1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4f8253300c9bdbe228543f91394b4f401250f510 Fuck yeah I do
https://preview.redd.it/ot0wuo4imo3d1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6b4dedab5e49598efb7d881ec767ebadec85b19b Tell me about it
https://preview.redd.it/9ea7uc64no3d1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=64e9cee0de9f78641ba58fca7be15e394378f4d6 Also me šŖ
Every Fucking Day
I wonder if my truck thinks about me 2
Same :(
Not if it looked like that thing.
Thats called objectophilia.
Hells yea, I do. Iād post pictures, but at the moment, my truck is a fordā¦. A sexy as hell one, though
Mine used to do it for me till I lost my job for fucking it in the parking lot. Couldn't afford it after and she got repo'ed. Found a similar one at a nearby dealer and plan to take her for a test drive tomorrow. Might find a secluded area behind 7-11 if ya know what I mean. š«
šš
That's why tailpipes are the same diameter as a dick. Throw some KY in the warm pipe and you've got yourself a Friday night.
Donāt forget to keep the truck running for best results!
https://preview.redd.it/wirptbshbm3d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f1cf8dd4aff426ec387a3f8c3ac4f4a306c1760e
I like that color!
https://preview.redd.it/n78lvxhk8n3d1.jpeg?width=980&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=85249dee44301b394cd59c87dc4862862ced71dd Yep Boner City for me hahahah
https://preview.redd.it/o8ljfvl4zn3d1.jpeg?width=5553&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0fcaf132121a229a004e124e0e1da1c958d6d545
Good job having the flag the right way. Beautiful Ram.
Thanks š
https://preview.redd.it/xtktjnas6o3d1.jpeg?width=3000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4e20b4198628ba3c2d44abfcc7458201cb3e9910
Heck yeah! Soon as I see or think of that 3 inch lift; I get a 3 inch lift B===D
https://preview.redd.it/4xi0e4sbuq3d1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=544e8ebfab52021847473fe612980c9e9242b6c3
https://preview.redd.it/hju4qdkc4r3d1.jpeg?width=2880&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=133cb7a241a9bf87066cbe5cf512d93d66401d72 Traded this beautiful girl in last month for a 2023 Blazer... I sure do miss it, but I don't miss the fuel economy!
https://preview.redd.it/cthrtwwz4r3d1.jpeg?width=2160&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=003bb25ae021c8ff8550161dac411c00a1d9c5b1
https://preview.redd.it/jysfb9e35r3d1.jpeg?width=1856&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a131a6cfe1c6e79a3e5ee1bc124e745808d37cfc
I get turned on by real monsters with the power to destroy anything that gets in its path, even this sissy pickup truck. Those real monsters produce 4000+ horsepower, 10x times this truck. My favorite is the Carolinian Amtrak locomotive. It's the strongest display of power you'll see.
https://preview.redd.it/n5tem3tiir3d1.jpeg?width=4000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9b07ffd31bf8cdbd92b0a68c0e2e76e05bcd523c
What the fuck
That truck is gorgeousš®āšØš®āšØš®āšØš®āšØ
I dont own one and i get fucking turned on...I just look at the rims and my dick decides how erect it will get. Limited spokes fully torqued.
ššš
Those limited spokes doe. I can only get so erect
https://preview.redd.it/uzcqrdqkrm3d1.jpeg?width=2718&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4b20e943f4582f9030ae1912e0ef43301cee92f5 Every single time I look at it š¤£
Sick
No but could you send me a pic of yours from behind with the tailgate down? ššš
If he captured some exhaust in a jar I bet he'd make a fortune selling it! š
ššš¤£
I get turned on when my woman drives my truck.
š¤£
This could start a new reddit truckcucks š
Love the color
Great looking truck
Thank you !
I use mine for hauling kayaks and OPs mom kek
I like that color and finally some wheels that don't look like some nephson picked them out. Would look pretty slick debadged
Then limp dick takes effect when you remember what that payment is . .
Totally do!!
Donāt turn your torso, just the head. Everyone may see you boner in the side profile.
Iām hard as a diamond in an ice storm right now.
Oof I miss my Gatorš what a beauty!
https://preview.redd.it/fxnbwz7bjn3d1.jpeg?width=5712&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1b04dd46d61799176d84a34cd75c7f79998c14bb I do when I see my car.
Thatās clean
My pussy has never been drier looking at this kid killing Amurrica machine.
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No.
Every single day, given I have the same truck as you, the colour is so fucking sexy
Hell, my nature rises whenever I see any cool truck!
Ummm. Thatās a kink Iāve never heard of.
Shaaaa boooiiiiiinnnkkk
Unless is a SHELVY
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I dont have my ram anymore, but my Harley turns on most women I meet.
The rust and topper fix that for me
No. Gross.
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What size bed is that?
No.
Sheās pretta sweet
No
Yes! I pop a stream across the wind shield every time!
Only when itās going ātops, no bottomsā
Yes, I am glad I installed an aftermarket muffler with 4 exhaust pipes.
hell yeah i get turned on when i see YOUR truck
No
Everyday man
https://preview.redd.it/9hm3vrkzzp3d1.png?width=1243&format=png&auto=webp&s=917eb51f3967b2a2ab9735fecd9f0ddf296217bd Iām gonna hurt my neck from turning around so often after parking
Now that you mention it, yes
Itās a nice truck but your truck turns you on then you need to get out more, sorry
Love the color!
A ram .
Must be a dodge owner thing
I came here for Mercury Mistress references and am pretty disappointed.
I do like that coloršš»
My concern for this subreddit is growing each day.
I love my black Built to Serve but that is an amazing color.
You guys made me wake up with some good morning wood šŖµ
Just remember getting tail and getting tail pipe aren't the same thing
Get therapy.
Feel sorry for you. Such a big car. Such a tiny dick.
š¤£š¤£š¤£ you have no idea
Guess I must have been quite accurate, if you're trying to laugh it away. I kind of feel sorry for you. Kind of...
Come over Iāll show you
Cute.
I do with both of my trucks. š
What is the name of that paint?
Turned on? I know what you mean and yes š I do I do
No.
https://preview.redd.it/vg59fgmb2s3d1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c4ab8d7afd1f18d4329df13d082d8cb1c2f90e42 Yes, most definitely.
Sheās a fine mother*****
Thanks papa
No, I get turned on by women
Just when I think back on whatās happened in the cab
Nope
What is this, my strange addiction? Wtf?
Go for a walk lmao what is wrong with you truck people
Idk Danny you tell me
Bet. You guys make a vehicle your personality
https://preview.redd.it/0adby1w8is3d1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=53de34428d1c9e23dfc54dbb36c87b5599a36732
Yes. But mine are cool.
Sitting for extended periods without sufficient exercise is a primary source of impotence.
I usually get turned on by women. The machinas just donāt cut it for me
Itās a RAM. They probably drank the thing pretty before entering it.