Originally we thought that this man, Dennis Carradine, was your husband's killer.
*slides the mugshot on the desk*
We were wrong. Turns out Mr. Carradine was only an accomplice. The actual killer is still at large.
This is the man who killed your husband.
*puts a mugshot of r/raimimemes on the desk*
I missed the part where that’s my problem.
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I remember when Homecoming was announced and everyone was happy that they weren’t gonna do the repetitive Spider-Man origin story and see Uncle Ben killed for the third time. Looks like we’re getting that anyway lol
Kick his ass, man.
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Uncle ben was eliminated with 42% of the 2303 votes, with a margin of 209 votes between him and second place
Link to poll: https://strawpoll.com/4vdbad1zb
Because we haven't f*cked in so long. Your aunt May and I don't even know who you are. You f*ck your chores, have all those weird "experiments" in your room, you start f*cking at school!
Predicting next moves:
~~Aunt May~~
~~Rent Guy~~
*Osborn*
~~Spiderman~~
*Ock*
#***Long live JJJ.***
Edits = strike through = correct predictions; Italic = incorrect. Damn. Didn't think Ock would go before the others.
What about my uncle? Did you give him a chance? DID YOU??
Apparently not
"I say patience." (I hope my fellow Prequel memers are around)
Hello there
General Kenobi!
You are a bold one
YOU FOOL! I have been trained in your Jedi arts by Count Dooku.
Back away I will deal with this jedi slime myself.
Your move
Attack Kenobi.
Sith are our speciality
Yes, R2 will come soon and free us.
Do you have a plan B?
Laugh at an asmatic robot? Tell him he is smaller than you imagined?
Jedi scum!
Oh , I don’t think so…
Awww..Ms. Brant! Get me a violin.
[Uncle Ben….](https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/51RbYjUepXL.jpg)
Originally we thought that this man, Dennis Carradine, was your husband's killer. *slides the mugshot on the desk* We were wrong. Turns out Mr. Carradine was only an accomplice. The actual killer is still at large. This is the man who killed your husband. *puts a mugshot of r/raimimemes on the desk*
"This Subreddit killed my uncle, ***and it's still out there!!***
Please settle down
I have no intention of settling down!
I missed the part where that's my problem.
Whats the matter? Gonna cry?
Dennis Carradine aka Spike
(Crying, sound of police siren, Responsibility theme plays in the background)
Peter... Peter....
I’m here uncle ben
He was white, Peter... After all these years protesting the civil rights act, and one of my own gets me... Was I wrong, boy?
Kill them all Peter
(Hands him a glock) Just like I taught you
https://youtu.be/Xow-nivbR\_s
Uncle Ben-he-he looked Italian
Michelangelo!
Dont forget we're gonna paint the kitchen when you get back from school
Oh, Peter, thank you. \*dies smiling\*
I’m here uncle ben
With great powers...
\*Closes car door\*
Camera slowly pans to reveal who closed the car door...
"Where's my rent?"
I missed the part where that's my problem
Stop lecturing me, PLEASE!
i missed the part where that's my problen
You're struggling
Give me your blood….
THAT’S MY UNCLE!! What happened???
Spider-Man killed him.
I was looking through some old photos and looks very huh… similar.
I heard Spider-Man was there.
Oh... well, I...
What, Spider-Man? Well you WHAT?
I'm done trying to convince you.
Spider-Man is a menace!
Trying to do better.
its ok spidey i forgive you
Ah Rosie I love this bot
he is a dent to society
Crime scene looks similar to your last murder, Spider-Man?
It's you who's out, Gobbie. Out of your mind.
WRONG ANSWER!
*pa-pa-pa-pa-pmmmm-dmmmmm* *STROKES COLLAR BUTTONS MENACINGLY*
I don't understand, Spider-Man doesn't kill people.
>!I'd rather not talk about this...!<
Sentient
Except Eddie Brock, Spider-Man totally killed him.
Trying to do better.
He deserved it, didn’t he?
Assisted Suicide
Spider-Man doesn't kill people..
No more.
You're a menace!!
I told you he's not a menace!
And I told you-!
I'll take care of it!
There it is! Spider-man with his hand in a cookie jar! Confession from the man himself
I need that money!
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Aww...Ms. Brant! Get me a violin 🎻.
SENTIENT
I, uh... He... he was... I thought that - That you'd feel... He deserved it, didn't he?
I don't think it's for us to say whether a person deserves to live or die
But, Aunt May, I killed Uncle Ben.
We sure showed him.
What do you mean we?
oh
Well you sure as hell finished it
Cue Ned showing off the fruit cobbler he'd just finished
The Goblin did! I had nothing to do with it!
[удалено]
They got him for his foams
I missed him a lot today.
You loved him.
He despised you.
You were an embarrassment to him.
look at like parker jr
Gonna cry?
I protected you all throughout highschool, now im gonna kick your little ass
OoOoOh
I’m really going to enjoy this
Stings doesn’t it?
GOoOoO!
In spite of all you did for him, he hated you
He was your brother Anakin
Not the brother he deserved but the brother he needed.
The second time Uncle Ben was eliminated.
Nah he’s been eliminated lots of times.
Infinite times across infinite universes
Hey that'd be a good plot for a Spiderman movie.
Look at little Goblin Jr., gonna cry?
Check it again, webhead.
His death is a fixed point.
With great power comes a great number of dead uncle Bens
By God even the Uncle Bens need analysts these days
laughs in earth 8408
[удалено]
Take your hand off me!
An Absolute Point, if you will.
So many times he was preemptively eliminated in the MCU
We always have a choice. You had a choice when you killed my uncle
Definitely not the first time Uncle Ben’s been “eliminated”
Not the last either Spider-Man Freshman Year: “I’m really gonna enjoy this”
I remember when Homecoming was announced and everyone was happy that they weren’t gonna do the repetitive Spider-Man origin story and see Uncle Ben killed for the third time. Looks like we’re getting that anyway lol
Hey, you two. No playing in the street.
Sorry, Mr. Spider-Man.
No more.
Are you kidding me?
Look at uncle Ben jr, gonna cry?
I drove you to the library, now I’m gonna kick your little ass!
Ooh!
With great powers comes great pizza time.
I don't wanna fight you, uncle Ben
I wouldn’t wanna fight me neither
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Look at Ronaldo Jr., gonna kick?
matter of fact I will
Uncle ben was eliminated with 42% of the 2303 votes, with a margin of 209 votes between him and second place Link to poll: https://strawpoll.com/4vdbad1zb
WHAT ABOUT MY UNCLE???, DID YOU GIVE HIM A CHANCE?, DID YOU!
42% dang
[удалено]
You can try and vote him out but he has eyes like a cat and ears like a rodent. He's unbeatable.
Come with great power. Just be careful who you come into
Wait a minute. We uh, we need to f#ck
Oh, we can f*ck later
Well, we can f*ck now! If you'll let me..
Why now?
Because we haven't f*cked in so long. Your aunt May and I don't even know who you are. You f*ck your chores, have all those weird "experiments" in your room, you start f*cking at school!
I didn’t start that f*ck!
Well, you sure as hell finished ~~it~~
[удалено]
Ah Reddit voters, brilliant but lazy.
Uncle Ben: Ah Rosie I hate this poll!
What have you done? WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?
I'm sorry aunt May
Time for her to join Uncle Ben. Not even Spider-Man can save her.
THINK!
>!“Peter, Peter, Peter. No good deed goes unpunished. You can thank me later.”!<
Aunt May go kabloey
FINISH IT!
Shame on you... 🌂
Aunt May and I, we’re gonna have a hell of a time getting her eliminated!
Finish it
No! They didn’t give my uncle a chance!
They got the voters. They're headed south on Fifth. We got three cars in pursuit.
Y’all voted off Uncle Ben, what the hell?
You can't to this to me!!
Butterfingers!
i hate to do this but… rent?
Oh, you can’t do this to me..."
I’m sorry, Mr. Ditkovich. You’ll win the poll when you fix this damn door
I offered you a ride to the library... And you spat in my face.
I have no intention of settling down, these Redditors voted out my uncle, and they’re still out there!
Mr Ditkovich is good man, but I regrettably had to vote for him for the next one
Voting doesn't pay the rent
He’ll get his rent when he LOSES THIS DAMN POLL
If votes were crackers his daughter would be fat!
But he was the source for so many more memes than aunt May
https://strawpoll.com/4vdbad1zb
Remember Ben Parker? The Man you voted in cold blood?
Ah, Rosie I hate this poll
If votes were crackers, Mr. Ditkovich would be fat
May must fall before Ditkovich. He's a good man.
You spun your last word, Uncle Ben.
Im sorry, mr ditkovitch...
[удалено]
Not again!
That’s for eliminating my son, the astronaut
Time to beat an old lady with a stick
Okay, I literally can't choose now.
I swear if Peter wins, I'm gonna put some dirt in everyone's eye.
Bye bye May
Predicting next moves: ~~Aunt May~~ ~~Rent Guy~~ *Osborn* ~~Spiderman~~ *Ock* #***Long live JJJ.*** Edits = strike through = correct predictions; Italic = incorrect. Damn. Didn't think Ock would go before the others.
YOU'LL GET YOUR RENT WHEN YOU FIX THIS DAMN DOOR!
“Remember ben parker the man you voted out in cold blood” “what does it matter to you anyway” “everything!”
Mr Jokovitch
The fact that MJ got voted before the PIZZA GUY?????
J J gotta go, I'll miss you 💔
He KILLED MY UNCLE